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2019

07

Aug

Alexis Ren Bolt Ons of the Day

Alexis Ren is a reminder that anything is possible….from putting a man on the moon…to getting cast in lifestyle action and adventure soft core porn videos with some dude you are fucking….Free trips to all these great places in exchange for being in the videos….something she likely wanted before it ever started…then shit went viral, got her press, followers and now exists….

She’s been consistent with the nude or semi nude pics to keep her fans into her bullshit….all these years later, so many half naked pics of her body, which is a great body, that off-sets her crackbaby looking face…and I support that dream…cuz it involves this…not to mention it got her on TV, Dancing with the Stars despite not being a star…and it’s allowed her to go back to doing this half naked shit…where I guess she’s happiest cuz she likes being jerked off to, it makes here feel hot….and you likely think she’s hot cuz you’ve been fucking a sack of mash potatoes of a woman the last 2 decades..

Point being…fake tits, I assume fake ass, all this social media shit is fake…seeing these people in person is usually not exciting cuz they are all average as fuck and not photoshopped…seeing society turn to followers and photoshopping themselves like they run a magazine….seeing that no one has actual friends but live in a weird fantasy world…all weird shit….

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2019

07

Aug

Bella Thorne Topless in Florida of the Day

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Bella Thorne the Dyslexic is in her home state of Florida promoting the book she “wrote” despite being an illiterate half retard raised on set cuz her mom whored her out fuck..

Her face is fucking mangled to shit, all kinds of injections, and seeing her in video reminds me of how annoying, unattractive and gross she is….

But she’s the hottest thing in Hollywood, an important actor with a powerful social media following, that I guess has psychologically fucked with her head the last few years, thanks to being a vulnerable young girl sold off to Disney who was already fucked in the head and her DIY attempt to be a MEDIA MOGUL that is working for her…she’s real dialed in…is annoying to watch…but she’s got good fake tits and she shows them off consistently so she’s worth watching despite all the disgusting that comes with her….especially when she speaks…

Not a fan, but willing to stare at tits. I have that ability. It’s a skillset I’ll put on my resume when I start applying for jobs again.

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Here’s her bikini – when in Miami – preview for tomorrow’s paparazzi pics..

Here is her almost nipple slip..

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2019

07

Aug

Elisabeth Moss Almost See Through of the Day

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Elisabeth Moss is some troll bitch who we call “the nerd” because she just looks like a weird awkward bug eyed kid who is allergic to everything except Scientology…..she is a Scientologist..

I have SEEN handmaid’s tale…and I question how she got it, because I know anyone with money and in a position to find a fertile sex slave to make babies with – due to their society falling apart due to infertility thanks to pollution…they’d choose anything but this monster. This one belongs on the colonies fertilizing the radioactive LAND…yes…I have seen the show…

Anyway, thanks to that show, every time I see this monster fuck, it ends terribly for all involved…it’s like stay in the fucking house….or put a mask on…how can in an era of everyone getting plastic surgery did this fall through the cracks…probably thanks to her greasy troll skin…or maybe thanks to Scientology…despite looking like like a Science Experience…

The best description I’ve heard said about Elisabeth Moss is that she looks like a dermoid cyst…the cyst with hair and teeth…that survived, grew and learned how to speak…only to get cast in Mad Men….or whatever it is that launched her ugly monster career…

I’ve also heard her described as the cum and pubic hair stuck in the shower drain pulled out on cleaning day….but that morphed into a human due to some weird fertilization that happened and that crawled out of the dumpster and became an actor.

I have never heard her described as hot, something you’d fuck, but I know all you’d fuck her…you sick fucks…

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2019

07

Aug

Iggy Azalea Bikini of the Day

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Iggy Azalea in Cosmopolitan Magazine where she apparently said that Cultural Appropriation is subjective, coming from a white Australian who has done everything she can act and look as black as possible…..shut the fuck up Iggy Azalea….

We can look to her face and ass to see what she’s all about and that is that she’s the kind of person that is so full of bullshit….believes her own hype…has figured out how to manipulate America and steal your jobs…with some silly storyline…and I still can’t name one of her songs…cuz she barely exists….she just doesn’t realize it.

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2019

07

Aug

Marisa Papen Naked Again of the Day

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Marisa Papen the nudity artist, who legit thinks she’s an artist cuz she gets naked in places like an extreme sports athlete because it gives her a rush and gets people noticing her…and she can build off that…and has build off that…

She’s changed the format a little and brought out the big guns and by big guns I mean another pussy…to the team….because the format is simple and easy to cast – any whore on social media who is eager to get seen on Marisa Papen’s feed you know…maybe Papen is building an army of willing instagram whores to produce all this nude content we need!!

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2019

07

Aug

Natasha Poly Wet Bikini of the Day

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Natasha Poly is still around and her tits are a lot bigger than they used to be, because I guess she’s a lot bigger than she used to be….but that’s ok, she looks hot for 34 and more importantly, she looks hot for a woman who has had two kids, the latest back in April cuz she like so many women, has a cum up in her fetish, so long as the cum belongs to a rich dude…

She was a huge fucking deal for a while, a Russian born in Communism…look at her now….LOOK AT HER NOW

You fucking pervert.

Heres some throwbacks of her naked..

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2019

07

Aug

Sara Sampaio Hard Nipples of the Day

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Sara Sampaio trying to out-do her trans sister who is stealing all the glory….

So bitch took out her Fisherman’s Daughter from Portugal hard nipples in a dress…that brings attention to her pussy mound you’d want to fish in with your dick…hoping to catch some crabs cuz you know she’s one of those women so hairy she’s got nipple hair….and I guess what it comes down to is that I like when girls wear summer dresses with no underwear and go out on walks – especially when shit gets back lit and you can see everything. It happens often and it is wonderful…so I appreeciate the effort this second tier VS model, the second wrung Sampaio who we know HATED that they hired another Sampaio – how could they do that to her

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2019

07

Aug

Julia Banas Titties of the Day

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Julia Banas is a model…living in New York stealing the American Jobs with her work VISA….

Doing the legal route of stealing the jobs…which is hilarious because as a blogger with the best blog on the internet that no one reads can’t get into the country to live in LA amongst all my friends in Hollywood…having luxurious parties sipping cocktails while talking about the pedestrians and peasants slaving away as we get to sit and stare at sugar baby tits….

So basically these models photoshop themselves into ads in their home country and their agencies vouch for them and the USA is like “bring them in” …where they sit and suck old rich guy cock…while actual workers willing to work can’t get it. Super fucking weird.

Never met her – never heard of her – but I’ve seen her tits in high concept photoshoots.

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2019

07

Aug

Clara Berry Titties of the Day

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Clara Berry currently in Biscarosse in the event you want to go find her. At least that is what she has listed on her instagram, which I guess is what you’d consider the blog of the new generation, cuz they get paid to promote bullshit…and what it comes down to is that I have no idea where Biscarosse is…but I do know what titties are and they are being broadcast to the internet right here…

Is it art, is it free spirit, is it European, who cares. It is tits and they have 287,000 followers that could be fake followers, everything is fake…but I’ll believe her own self produced hype and storyline cuz she’s doing titty shoots and titty shoots.