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2019

26

Jul

Lesbian Crotch Hunting with Stella Maxwell of the Day

Stella Maxwell, the scam hipster model turned Victoria’s Secret model, through some tactics we call manipulating the fuck out of everyone. The ladder climbing and dick riding, that looked more like meat on meat grinding, cuz she plays a lesbian for attention..

You know hanging in the right circles, trapping the A-Listers like Kristen Stewart to lock into lesbian relationships…knowing they are broken and easy to manipulate all to increase her profile and pay….cuz these famous people are fucking ruthless….which means their love is as pure as it can be when both parties are narcissistic weirdos…so it works out for them…and I guess for us cuz despite being a lesbian, she doesn’t look like a lesbian, or at least like the lesbians I remember before it was trendy….and I don’t mind staring at her crotch line…..

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2019

26

Jul

Oh God Katy Perry is Ugly in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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She’s at the point in her career where she’s made it, has nothing to prove, has all the fuck you money she could want, has gone beyond here wildest dreams…and doesn’t need anyone’s approval…the scam has been done, has come to fruition, she won…and there is no way my opinion of the way she looks in this era of fat being ok will affect her negatively….BUT….fuck…she’s disgusting to look at in a bikini…whether she cares that we think that or not…it’s just truth and after all these years of polluting us with her bullshit…this is the worst kind of thanks we can get…

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2019

26

Jul

Brooke Shields This Aint the Blue Lagoon No More Granny Bikini of the Day

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No one told Brooke Shields that this aint the Blue Lagoon no more…you know Blue Lagoon the movie where 14 year old Brook was naked the entire time as it was part of the story…in what would never happen today cuz it’d be a sex crime for all involved…cuz no 14 year old should be naked or half naked on screen – that’s the devil’s work and illegal…and apparently, based on these pics, neither should the 65 year old version of them…

Posted in:Brooke Shields|SFW

2019

26

Jul

Liz Banks Tongue Play of the Day

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Liz Banks. Not Hot….

Liz Banks. Very rich from that shitty Pitch Perfect series that went viral…

Liz Banks. A reminder that if you’re not hot, you can pretend to be hot, and some awkward rich decision makers will confuse you for being hot, and will listen to your pitch for a dumb fucking movie series that ended up making stupid fucking money.

She just had to use her mouth tricks…like this….it separates the amateurs from the professionals…

Posted in:Elizabeth Banks|SFW

2019

26

Jul

Rosmary Altuve is Alright of the Day

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Girls who take photos like this – you know getting all nude and dramatic cuz they think they are hot, sexy and that this is good, high concept content…..so they connect with random pervert photographers on instagram and meet them alone in random places to capture this BORING as fuck, zero personality, story, interesting, comedic content….you know that makes you feel zero except for “I see her tits”…..are the same kind of girls who expose those same photographers wanting sex from them….because everything else about their interaction besides getting naked is boring…like the pics…

This one is a virtual unknown to me but you can see her in dramatic half naked poses…and that may not be thought provoking, intelligent, interesting, funny, fun, aspirational…it’s basically NOTHING but nudity…but nudity is still more interested than a zero substance bitch non-nude…

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2019

26

Jul

Sofia Wilkowski is Alright of the Day

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Girls who take photos like this – you know getting all nude and dramatic cuz they think they are hot, sexy and that this is good, high concept content…..so they connect with random pervert photographers on instagram and meet them alone in random places to capture this BORING as fuck, zero personality, story, interesting, comedic content….you know that makes you feel zero except for “I see her tits”…..are the same kind of girls who expose those same photographers wanting sex from them….because everything else about their interaction besides getting naked is boring…like the pics…

This one is a virtual unknown to me but you can see her in dramatic half naked poses…and that may not be thought provoking, intelligent, interesting, funny, fun, aspirational…it’s basically NOTHING but nudity…but nudity is still more interested than a zero substance bitch non-nude…

Posted in:Sofia Wilkowski

2019

26

Jul

Madison Leyes is Alright of the Day

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Girls who take photos like this – you know getting all nude and dramatic cuz they think they are hot, sexy and that this is good, high concept content…..so they connect with random pervert photographers on instagram and meet them alone in random places to capture this BORING as fuck, zero personality, story, interesting, comedic content….you know that makes you feel zero except for “I see her tits”…..are the same kind of girls who expose those same photographers wanting sex from them….because everything else about their interaction besides getting naked is boring…like the pics…

This one is a virtual unknown to me but you can see her in dramatic half naked poses…and that may not be thought provoking, intelligent, interesting, funny, fun, aspirational…it’s basically NOTHING but nudity…but nudity is still more interested than a zero substance bitch non-nude…

Posted in:Madison Leyes

2019

26

Jul

Rebecca Bagnol is Alright of the Day

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Girls who take photos like this – you know getting all nude and dramatic cuz they think they are hot, sexy and that this is good, high concept content…..so they connect with random pervert photographers on instagram and meet them alone in random places to capture this BORING as fuck, zero personality, story, interesting, comedic content….you know that makes you feel zero except for “I see her tits”…..are the same kind of girls who expose those same photographers wanting sex from them….because everything else about their interaction besides getting naked is boring…like the pics…

This one is a virtual unknown to me but you can see her in dramatic half naked poses…and that may not be thought provoking, intelligent, interesting, funny, fun, aspirational…it’s basically NOTHING but nudity…but nudity is still more interested than a zero substance bitch non-nude…

Posted in:Rebecca Bagnol

2019

26

Jul

Armed Tulsa Homeowner and Other Videos of the Day

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Drunk in a Hotel

iPad Thief at Chik Fil A

Baltimore Police Employee is Assaulted

Rodeo Bull Gets Revenge

Idiot Kid Taken Out by Bar

Filipino Popsicle Sucking Game

Building Facade…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

26

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I didn’t got see the Tarantino movie that opened last night, even though I am a fan of Manson and his ability to pursuade people. Great sales guy….and I like Tarantino movies…but I can give you a spoiler alert….MARGOT ROBBIE DIES….which I know is an exciting thing to us Margot Robbie haters….

Other than that….I have nothing else to say about that…but I did see a fat mom bringing her kids to daycare in some fitness top and her tit was basically hanging out…cuz she sized down not up due to psychologically trying to stay motivated in her fitness….Weight Watchers or maybe she just likes dudes staring at her tits to make her feel hot – now that she’s fully fucking destroyed by birthing…

My biggest concern for the weekend is trying to understand who was responsible and how they implemented the society we have today. Meaning, in the late 1800s humans owned land, carried guns, protected themselves, they worked the land, minded their business, lived a simpler life. There was no taxation. Life seemed better….now everyone is a fucking robot, giving 50 percent of their money to the government while living shitty lives….struggling to pay their debt….who agreed to give the government our money and accept that as a rule – Fucking crazy…

Some Morning Links for the weekend? OK.

Sluts on the Construction Site
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Woman Threatening Lost Bikers with MACE
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The Biggest Mystery This Generation
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Selma Blair Bald from Cancer Treatment
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Brooke Shields is 300 Years Old in a Bikini
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Random Bitch in a See Through Dress
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Groom KOs Bride
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Stephanie Pratt has Quit the Hills
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Getting Run off the Road
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Lili Reinhart has not Broken Up with Suite Lifee of Zach and Cody
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HIlarious Amateurs Doing Porn – NSFW
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SLUTS!
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