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2024

26

Jan

Kendall Jenner’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

In the event you didn’t know, the Kardashian Jenners are the front page of the internet. No matter what they do, it’s front page news.

In the event you didn’t know, the internet has a very high circulation rate, to a whole lot of retards with credit cards on the international level.

In the event you didn’t know, I am the internet equivalent of a black and white flyer for an exterminator inserted in 500 local papers in a shitty broke ass community….but it’s not a competition, we can’t all be Kardashian Jenners….

When you are a Kardashian Jenner you make stupid fucking money, especially when you get your brand of leggings, underwear, shapewear and whatever else they sell to the morons on the internet to be front page internet news.

I don’s even want to know how much they make off the overpriced leggings from Chinese factories that the smart shopper can buy from the same factory for pennies on the dollar, but I know it’s stupid amounts of money….and that may be gross, it may be disrespectful to the retard audience, but fuck the retard audience because if they’re too dumb to not buy SKIMS, then they deserve what they get for buying SKIMS….

Anyway, I’ve heard good things from girls about SKIMS, people are groupies over this shit, and when looking at SKINNY KENDOLL’s ass in the leggings, I can see why….

This isn’t a Kim K endorsement, but I guess we’re all slaves to the Kardashian Jenenrs since they own the internet and we’re all basically working for them….

At least they’re sluts about it…

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2024

26

Jan

AnnaSophia Robb in a One Piece of the Day

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AnnaSophia Robb first came into my life when some big titty girl invited me to some movie she had free tickets to called Soul Surfer. I obviously went vbecause of the tits, but I also like free shit, but mainly because of the tits.

I would have gone to any movie for free in that era, whether there were big tits or not. It was a simpler time before agoraphobia, pandemics, shootings in theatres, bed bug outbreaks and ADHD that makes sitting through a movie painful as fuck….but the big tits made it more appealing….I figured that maybe I could score a blowjob in a theatre out of this, or maybe do a little finger banging in the theatre if she’s feeling wild, you know right place, right time, right circumstance…..you miss all the shots you don’t take.

The movie was about a surfer who gets eaten by a shark, this one played the surfer eaten by the shark and was in a bikini the entire time, she was probably 18 and made it more appealing to get my dick sucked in the theater after an hour of staring at the bikini, but life is unfair and dicks weren’t sucked, at least not mine.

AnnaSophia Robb was the main player, she’s still around, she’s old as shit now, and in age appropriate bathing suits, not bikinis, while doing some apres ski, snow angel to hot tub drinking with her moustached man…and well, you can see the outline of her cunt in the one piece and that’s what it’s about baby.

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2024

26

Jan

Megan Mariiiee is the Instagram Of The Day

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Hollywood celebrity is dead.

The story of the small town hot chicks running away from their seemingly arranged marriage to their high school sweetheart by hopping on a bus to achieve bigger dreams, only to end up turning tricks in some budget motel to survive when arriving to Hollywood, but occasionally breaking through and getting a Soap Opera job, or an Extra job, or if they are lucky a meeting with a Weinstein-like producer that allows her to level up and get closer to those dreams….is no longer relevant.

Social media runs the world.

The eyeballs are on the influencer, the creator, the model and the self starter who produces and uploads that content, seducing and engaging their audience, captivating us with their hot pics…brands throw money at them, perverts throw money at them, and even Hollywood recruits them when they are relevant enough.

That means showcasing these people most of us have never heard of and digging through the 100s of 1000s of hot chicks and even average at best chicks, producing their hottest pics, through professional shoots, AI, Filters and Fillers all in efforts to get seen, noticed and to live their dream life of vapidness….is the future of the site but more importantly the now of the site….

So here’s Megan Mariiiee

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

26

Jan

Theodora Moutinho is the Instagram Of The Day

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Well, they got one part of her name right….

RIGHT?

GET IT?

I don’t mean Theo or Dora or Moutin…..

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN…

Do you know what I mean?

I know, get this guy a comedy special on NETFLIX…

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

26

Jan

Mila is the Instagram Of The Day

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Mila is very important, she’s got an IMDB page and that’s more than we can say about me and probably you, unless you’re a pervert actor, director or producer who is just so board in your rich and famousness that you end up on legacy sites from 20 years ago by accident hoping I post some tits that you don’t have to waste your time googling, because you my friend, are important…..I’m talking to you lifelong reader Steven Spielberg…..

Anyways, she’s got an IMDB and that makes her FAR more than someone pushing nudes on OnlyFans, even though she’s pushing nudes on OnlyFans, it’s just one side of her, a multifaceted talent…..

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

25

Jan

Stella Hudgens Tongue is Out of the Day

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You gotta wonder if Stella Hudgens is doing this for the attention, the thrill of going nude online like a nudist, feeling all liberated like an exhibitionist pervert pulling his dick out on the bus in front of strangers…..

Maybe it’s the money, it’s possible that the money keeps her going, because it is a motivator, one of those things that tells you what you are doing right.

It’s probably a little bit of both, but I have a feeling she’s got some pervert boyfriend who is influencing her to continue this because he gets off on it, or he gets a cut for shooting the content for her.

From my experience, behind every girl in the sex trade selling sex or nudes or sexts to dudes, is a dude who is orchestrating the whole thing like some kind of pimp monster….

Either way, she’s been consistent in the nudes and we like that!

Posted in:Stella Hudgens

2024

25

Jan

Hayley Atwell’s Known for her Tits of the Day

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I still don’t know who Hayley Atwell is, but I do know she’s known for her tits, so when a few leaked selfies that I can only assume are intentionally leaked because women clearly like getting half naked on the internet, but don’t necessarily like doing it shamelessly or in a way that makes them look like they are trying to get paid for their nudes….but rather that they were victims of some hacker, when no one actually knows how to hack and we can tell that they were uploaded by her….

Anyway, nude enough to allow you to focus on her big tits..

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2024

25

Jan

Millie Bobby Brown in a Diversity Hire Sandwich of the Day

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Millie Bobby Brown is the ridiculously famous actress from Stranger Things. Her team are smart enough to know that the people of the internet love buying branded products endorsed by celebrity influencers, so they’ve managed to launch a catch-all brand that sells a bit of everything, from clothing to coffee to basically anything and everything people buy online and I am sure it’s hugely lucrative for her….like it is for all influencers who have their own brands.

She’s recently launched COMFY clothes and put out a video of her models in their comfy clothes, including her in a bikini top with her tits spilling out, which I’ve seen stranger things in a marketing campaign, but they’re still pretty strange….

Obviously to stay woke and current she had a bunch of diversity in her shoot, which means hardly enough hot chicks, surprisingly not that many fat chicks, amputees, retards, downs syndrome, wheelchair bound, albino folks…but she’s got a few shades of brown making a MILLIE BOBBY BROWN sandwich…

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2024

25

Jan

Sofia Vergara’s Private Jet Erotica of the Day

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Sofia Vergara is on tour for some show or movie about Griselda, the Colombian Cartel leader that I am sure was really hard to cast for because Sofia Vergara is the Colombian big tit celebrity who has sucked ALL the dicks of Hollywood, or at least that Joe guy who she married dick, which is probably enough considering she had a stint on a hit sitcom….

The TV host and sometimes actress who can’t for the life of her figure out how to speak english, unless the fake Spanish accent is her acting and she’s actually not even from South America….scheming….with those big tits…big tits scheming…

She was on a private jet cudding with a man, showing off to the world that she is a big deal who flies private and that her CARBON footprint doesn’t matter because she’s rich….

She also had her tits and now thanks to face injection clown face out for the promo tour and the whole thing was just SO much fun…because of her tits…

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2024

25

Jan

Hailey Bieber Gets Tropical of the Day

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Stephen Baldwin’s daughter with a Brazilian model who was sold off to Justin Bieber for what I assume was her virginity, because they’re a very Christian family and there is no way she was doing sex out of marriage, unless she did the old Catholic girl stick it in her ass, or the old mormon stick it in the vagina and have a friend jump on the bed to stimulate penetration while both parties lay there still pretending to not be fucking…

Anyway, people have said her face is too hard looking, that she looks like Bieber in drag, because they are mean spirited…..and when you get the face injections jacking you up, it doesn’t really help the hard face cause….

But who fucking cares about faces, when you can look at the bodies in revealing outfits as they promote her beauty brand that I am sure makes tons of money she doesn’t actually need because she doesn’t have a prenup with boy wonder justin, but that she makes anyway because why the fuck not…

As far as I’m concerned, if you’re a rich chick promoting yourself or your brand to get more rich using half naked tactics, you’re a friend of mine….but I’m sure it’s one of those one-sided friendships because Hailey would find me creepy knowing how hard I’m trying to see her asshole in these pics….we can’t have it all!

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