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2023

16

Oct

Drea Matteo’s Revealing All her Dirty Tricks of the Day

Drea de Matteo’s was a relatively obscure pussy in the industry when she was at her peak. I mean, I am sure a handful of directors, producers and actors ran through her while she ran through her lines, I mean she did end up on TV landing.

She also landed Shooter Jennings, the son of Waylon Jennings who lacks the cool factor of Waylon, because that’s what coddled rich kids with famous dads end up being, clearly his child support payments aren’t high enough for her because she’s turned to internet whoring like a lazy stoner college girl who hates the idea of working retail.

You have to assume that it’s not about the money at this stage in the game for this granny, but rather a way for her to feel validated and appreciated with every subscripition that gets paid….not that I can relate to that…since all you fuckers are just a bunch of mooches!

Well, in today’s leaked nudes people actually pay for that aren’t even nude, which would anger me if I was sexting her, I’d be like “Bitch you fucking cocktease whore” and that’d be if I wasn’t paying her subscription fees, so I don’t know how the simps who pay her allow for this….if I was paying, there’d be gaping asshole being filled with dairy products before being fried into an omelette and eaten….GET YOUR MONEY’S WORTH….

She has allowed you to see her secret tools to her look, the BEAUTY RING LIGHT that all influencers and creators rely on before photoshopping the fuck out fo themselves!

All this to say, BORING and DEPRESSING PORN…

Posted in:Drea De Matteo

2023

16

Oct

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I don’t know if these are the same women who get mad at dudes like me staring at the tits with a smile on my face when they come out at the coffee shop or restaurant to feed their baby.

I always get the “you’re a sick fuck” look out of them, you know because I am sexualizing the whole tit being pulled out part of the breast feeding process.

I am going to assume that at least one of these lactating women are the kind of woman to produce titty milk porn for her fans, but who get mad in public about titty milk being treated as porn because women don’t make sense.

They realize that titty obsessed dudes are as obsessed with milk filled tits as the dried out tits that haven’t recently bred the way nature intended and that they can make money off it, but when giving it out for free, it’s not our place to sexualize them even though they are tits, and we are wired to be drawn to tits, that’s how we knew to latch on tits when we were babies and why we latch on tits as grown men, just not always a nutritious or delicious of a tit.

You misogynists.

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Posted in:Lactating

2023

15

Oct

Shameless Attention Seeker Sunday of the Day

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“It’s Sunday and you are all godless fucks who need that hole in your heart replaced by exhbiltionism since nudity is god’s gift to us all”.

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Posted in:Public

2023

13

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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Seeing fat girls embrace being fat and feel empowered by being fat, instead of shame, is one of the most terrible things to happen in our lifetime.

Sitting next to a fat chick at a restaurant ordering two deserts shamelessly, like life is just one big MUCKBANG, disturbs me.

Yes, I am a fat chick hater, but if you’re going to let them out of the house and live in active society, I want them to be eating the salad at the restaurant, I don’t want them embracing their obesity.

I want to see them in the grocery store with water and lettuce and maybe some celery in the bin, not chips and baked goods and cans of fucking pasta.

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Soccer Babe Alisha Lehmann Says “Well Known” Celebrity Offered her $110k for a Night Together!
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2023

13

Oct

Joey King in her Titty Top of the Day

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I really don’t think that Joey King was ever seen as a “hot chick”, just more of a shitty child star or teen star that no one ever heard of until she was nominated for a Golden Globe for playing that retard who killed her mom Gypsy Rose Blanchard.

I just know that she’s got bigger tits that you probably expected when she was out there being a very average at beast looking celebrity….

Now that’s the 90s fashions are back in, we’ve got her rocking something that I assume she pulled from Madonna’s concert archive and well, it’s showing off her tits, while squeezing in the gunt, and despite still not being all that hot, she’s got big tits and big tits have a way of making an average chick far more exciting.

I think JustJared the blogger is her stylist, so you can thank his gayness for bringing you the tits…

I’m more of the kind of blogger who doesn’t dress celebrities, but rather continue to post pics of their tits because NO evolution in career is MY kind of evolution….If Darwin was right, I’d still be a mother fucking monkey, which I pretty much am.

Posted in:Joey King

2023

13

Oct

Stella Hudgens Brings More Erotica of the Day

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Stella Hudgens must be trying to save up for a downpayment on a house, or maybe her mortgage is due, or maybe she’s got gambling debts, or a drug habit, because she’s been releasing content on her nude content platform consistently.

Maybe she’s secured a solid fanbase of repeat costumers, or maybe her sister’s fans have started to level out or teeter out and her earnings are starting to drop, so she’s stepping up the output, not that it’s very hard work, to keep them paying….

I don’t know the inner workings of this Hudgens, but I do know she never made it and is doing whatever she can to get seen now, luckily for us, it involves her tits being exposed, not that they are great tits, but they are tits with a famous sister, so better than most tits based on that association alone!

Posted in:Stella Hudgens

2023

13

Oct

Alisha Lehmann’s Sheer Bra of the Day

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There’s a story circulating about some famous person offering Alisha Lehmann 100,000 dollars for a night together .

I don’t have any insight on who would pay that kind of money to spend a night with some female soccer player from Europe, but with an athletic body like Lehmann, who I read was a bisexual, I figure it is some kind of closet case European soccer player into masculine and athletic women who understand the sport they play…..

Well, I just came across a picture of her in a sheer bra, and based on what looks like her nipples, some real large areola, the dude was probably offering that 100,000 dollars to get some new tits to proportion those nipples out..you know a friendly gesture of “Your nipple isn’t supposed to be your whole tit you tranny looking bitch”…

Posted in:Alisha Lehmann

2023

13

Oct

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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Clothing on…..clothing off….all in the same picture…a simple concept….because why over complicate things….simple is good, easy to wrap my retard brain around, especially when I don’t need to click through to the next image to see the nude version…like some kind of online clickbait list designed to generate ad revenue….just give me all that I need in one simple image…almost the perfect kind of sex where you can close one eye and see a clothed bitch, close the other eye and see a nude bitch….it’s a solid way to pretend she’s getting naked for you, since no one is getting naked for you, and that’s sad.

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Posted in:OnOff

2023

13

Oct

Drea De Matteo’s Exclusive Content is that of a Boomer of the Day

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BOOMER NUDES!

Drea De Matteo is a 52 year old mom of 2, who like the other moms on OnlyFans or on Reddit pushing their OnlyFans because they can’t accept that they are expired pieces of shit, rotting away in the bedroom, because even their own husbands don’t really want to fuck them, because they didn’t really think it through that at some point the babe they’d married, even with all the fitness, diet, starvation, would end up a loose skinned pile of shit….yet, for some reason the guys on the internet are so horny, and lonely, they’ll say nothing buy nice things as they pull out their credit cards for the nudes….

It’s pretty sad, but not as sad as her attempt to stage nudes or hot pics in her underwear that she uses to scam loser fans on the internet.

She’s a pro actor, she’s got experience, she’s been in things, you’d think she’d be more comfortable than the recent divorcee who just got on the dating scene and decided to give a slutty selfie a go, only to realize her generation isn’t built for this shit because they didn’t get internet until they were 30,.

Point of the story, it’s pretty sad…sexting the middle age almost makes you not want to sext at all….throw in the towel and go for a less interactive porn.

Posted in:Drea De Matteo

2023

13

Oct

Golfer Paige Spiranac’s Baywatch Costume of the Day

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For those of you who don’t really give a fuck, Paige Spiranac is a social media sensation who looks to be in her 30s, with a big set of tits and a fat ass.

She has marketed herself as an instagram golfer, because random girls who produce slutty content need a hook to appeal to the brand partners, or did before realizing that the audience they built are really only there for the tits and that can be sold.

That’s not to say that they didn’t realize that the audience was there for the tits when she got her star and first decided to social media, but before it was ok to sell exclusive nudes, or near nudes to be jerked off to, the big tits were played off as just something she has, rather than the only reason she exists…..

So come in the GOLF hook, because she played college golf, and is probably better at golf than the average golfer…smart, exploit any skills or talent to divert from the tits…

That’s not to say she doesn’t use the tits now, call out the tits in all her posts, play up the tits in some cheeky frat boy comedic way that boomers like us appreciate since it reminds us of a simpler time….

She’s got her own exclusive content platform, where I am sure she makes stupid money and in keeping the members happy in October, she’s dressing up daily in constumes….that suit big tits…because that’s her hook when not pretending the hook is her golf.

Today’s costume, Baywatch.

Posted in:Paige Spiranac