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Camila Cabello’s Fat Cuban Ass in San Diego of the Day

Sienna Miller Topless in Europe of the Day

Elsa Hosk is Naked on the Beach of the Day

Lizzo Pollutes the Internet with her Fat Chick Propaganda of the Day

Maria Doroshina is the Instagram Of The Day

2019

Jun

Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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A bunch of models took their tops off for fashion for Elle Magazine…like the sluts that they are….

Look at these sluts in dramatic poses, some far too old for this, behaving like low level sex workers…but spinning that storyline from being desperate to being art thanks to the magazine they are in….you know a commercial bullshit entity funded by advertisers…real fucking high concept…you idiots….it is all a lie, all a scam, a variation of porn that is hard to jack off to, but that is still inappropriate….not decent in an era where we are trying to find our morals and family values again…at least according to the American Christian radio I love to listen to because it’s hilarious…

Here are the pics, they suck, I know.

ANJA RUBIK

NAOMI CAMPBELL

DOUTZEN KROES

GISELE BUNDCHEN

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2019

Jun

Paris Hilton Nipple Pasties of the Day

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Paris Hilton is mad at the Abortion ban, not because she’s affected by the abortion ban, by this stage in her life she’s already menopausal and had all the abortions she’ll ever have….not because men have no right to decide how women run their body…she’s mad about the Abortion ban because she eats abortions for the stem cells to stay looking at 27 as she can for as long as she can…and she’s made it to 40 so it’s not so bad…

What is bad is that after a decade of her taking the back burner to her Kim Kardashian prodigy, she’s decided to start making an appearance again..boring…

But her nipples are out, not quite a Rick Solamon fucking her scene…but a nipple pasties scene and that’s ok…

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Posted in:Paris Hilton|SFW

2019

Jun

Natalia Andreeva Naked Again of the Day

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Natalia Andreeva is naked again…

Does her story or backstory really matter?

Do we need to look into this any deeper than just looking at her last name and imagine some Cold War, Chernobyl style, behind the Iron Curtain, rationed toilet paper and bread, war torn, blown out, cold water flat….in some work camp uniform that matches everyone else in the USSR, only to have them sneak in Contraband American pop culture, from VHS to Audio Cassette to Michael Jackson concerts and Levis Jeans….before jining the sex work, joining the mail order bride system, where some loser in America buys her and shows her pics of her war torn home anytime she acts up and he locks her in the damn basement…

Either way, she’s showing her tits, and they are great.

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2019

Jun

Halsey Hard Nipples of the Day

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Halsey and her new tits like all girls with new tits…is out there braless and hard nippled….doing whatever the fuck this is…that I am pretty confident doesn’t matter…but since it involves fake tits…and hard nipples it’s alright….even if everything else about Halsey is nonsense noise that just pollutes the pop culture world like the toxic slime she is…stuck to the music industry like a genital wart that won’t go away, but that instead just turns into Michael Douglas’ throat cancer..

WHAT I AM SAYING HERE is that Halsey, big tits now but prior to the big tits was some party girl who fucked DJs and one gave her a shot because that’s what DJs do as they are riding a scam also and like the share the wealth of that scam…the problem is that Halsey did a whole back story of a bi-racial girl who was homeless and drug addicted and she’s whined about it…but never forget how big of loser she was…prior to fame diluting that level of LOSER…

NEVER FORGET WHAT SHE WAS LIKE BEFORE SHE WAS FAMOUS ….

While staring at her big fake tits…

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2019

Jun

January Jones Bikini of the Day

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January Jones from such hits as who the fuck cares…has found SOCIAL MEDIA..and understands the complexity of social media which is basically tits get hits, but she already knew that – it’s the basis of her whole career…it was just done behind the scenes back then..

So she still manages to put out half naked slut content of herself, old pics, new pics, just look at her tits pics…I am sure it is challenging to pull off….get half naked / take selfie…

But these people just sort of stumble into this world, and I assume this is how she got knocked up and became a single mother in the first place…just the same attitude but applied to putting dick in her….rich dick…because like Irina Shayk can tell you…if you’re gonna get knocked up make sure it’s with a dick that has a fat bank account to keep you paid well for the next 18 years when your careers fade as you age…

Sugar baby love doesn’t last forever, but the payments if you get knocked up last 18 years…

GOOD DEAL…

Unless she genuinely doesn’t know who her baby daddy is, because she takes on that much dick and has her own money from her career….

I think we can collectively say too much time has been spent on January Jones right here, right now.

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2019

Jun

Kate Upton Bikini of the Day

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Kate Upton is out here in a bikini or bathing suit…showing off her mom body that for all intents and purposes has looked like a mom body since she first did Sports Illustrated at 18, thanks to her grandfather being the founder of WHIRLPOOL…yes THAT Whirlpool…and her having huge saggy mom tits that looked like the fed a tribe in Africa for a decade before going viral in the USA as the reminder that we still like tits..

I do not find her exciting, not pre baby, not post baby, equally dumpy only now her vagina is banged the fuck out, never quite the same….she’s overrated sure, but here’s some bikini tits out attempt to be hot, cuz not being hot worked for her before…and I’m sure will work for her again…

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2019

Jun

Em Rat Cow Bikini of the Day

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Em Rat Cow and her weird belly button….and her weird trans face….but her great tits…put on some bikinis that I guess are part of her brand that she’s decided to build out because if you’re going to promote bullshit, it might as well should be your bullshit, so that you benefit on whether it explodes, or goes viral like both her and her pussy have done the last few years of social media whoring…

The only interesting thing about Em Rat Cow is how she polarized being a trans face on social media to become accepted and invited to events, high fashion events, like she matters…

I think it is more a testament to how the world has a boner for follower count and will let anyone with followers – not even real followers in…more than of ow important Em Rat Cow is in the world of pop culture, cuz she’s not really that important as the majority of people have no idea who she is…

JUST DON’T TELL HER THAT….cuz she thinks she’s important, that’s how she get in on these photoshoots…if she felt like the loser she clearly is you know the masterful troll she is…just existing cuz she gets naked….she’d probably have a harder time continuing the troll…you need NARCISSISM and delusion that people give a fuck about you to keep it going…to set up your own brand to sell product to the idiots…all to stroke that inflated ego…

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2019

Jun

Road Rage Fat Trash Women Fight and Other Videos of the Day

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Guy Slaps Himself after being Rejected

Dude Runs from Courthouse after being Sentenced 90 Days in Jail

Matt Pulled Out from Under Mechanics

New to Me – But Old Video of Woman Getting Oral Sex Demon Exercised…..

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The whole bullying being bad thing is such bullshit…

As a mean spirited person, my favorite troll is always at the expense of a person.

It is not that I can’t make up clever situational comedy that is commercial safe and friendly….it is that I don’t want to….I want to say offensive things, tear celebs down, and it may be easy and come natural to be mean…which is EXACTLY why this whole anti-Bullying thing is anti-human.

If it is EASY to make fun of people…then maybe that’s what we are supposed to be doing as a people.

NOT TO MENTION….

They say bullying ruins people, makes them kill themselves, when I think it helps people not do things they are bad at, or get good at things they want to be good at, so they don’t get terrorized for being unqualified and if they are weak, they kill themselves…MAYBE it wasn’t meant to be.

In this POSITIVE supporting and incluisve world, where we tell everyone they are great, amazing and to believe in themselves, only to put themselves out there with confidence that wasn’t earned, that was inflated, that was fake….only to humiliate themselves hard enough to crawl into a ball and eventually kill themselves because of WEAKNESS..

Basically what I am saying is…make fun of people it makes them stronger…don’t pander to people…it’s detrimental and silly..

Here are some links….

Diving Board Back Flip Fail
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Rainn Wilson Suicide Post…
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Hilary duff’s baby Dady is a bitch
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No One Likes Tough Guy Challenging K9 Cop…
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Emma Watson Bikini…
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THROWBACK THURSDAY – GIRL RUINS THREESOME WITH PUKE
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AIRBNB Owner Calls Guest Monkeys
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J.Law Cleavage…
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Greek Soccer Player’s Girlfriend in a Bikini
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Balls Out at a Party
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Smart Sluts are Sex Workers are Sluts and We Love Sluts..
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2019

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s gay pride month – so go out there and fuck every girl you can up the ass – whether it is your wife, girlfriend or sister – no vaginal sex allowed for the month – otherwise it is a hate crime against the homos we are honoring…

Get your dick shitty….E.Coli EVERYWHERE….get that sweet smell of butthole as dick penetrates it….bottle it…save it for the rest of the year when your wife turns down that butt sex….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Kate Beckinsale Had A Paranoid Coke Dream About Her Daughter
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Trump Protesting Chick Pissing on a Sign
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Seagull Eats a Bird…
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Bella Hadid – CLEAVAGE
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Dolly Parton is Hot….
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Tough Guy VS K9 Cop
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Hiker Rescue Fail..
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Smash Mouth For the Gays…
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Dirty Ashtray Drinking Slut….
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President Trump Gets Backlash on Central Park 5 Tweets
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Sophie Turner Slut at an Event…
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Dog Won’t Give Up
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Gnarly Accident
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Hot Charlotte Lawrence See Through
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Alexis Ren Topless in Shower…
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Cop Shoots Undercover Cop
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Rainn Wilson Posted a NOOSE on a Tree and it is News….
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Rihanna in Lingerie
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Kendall Jenner – In Bikini
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Christie Teigen in a Twitter Fight Lik the Dumb Cunt She Is
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Crazy Dog Park Chick
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Teaching Chicken Spinning…
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Crackhead Fucking Plants
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Parker Posey Apartment in NYC to Jerk Off To…
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Dumb Performance Art of the Day
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Downhill into Darkness
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Dude Lip Reads baseball…
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Jussie Smollett will not Return to Empire – don’t cry….
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Poker Club To Win CASH!
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Sex Workers are Fun to Watch Working…
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Miley Cyrus – Slut legs laying down for a guy with a camera in Spain
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Dania Ramirez Titty Shirt…
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Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage Top….
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Kylie Minogue Breast Cancer Tits…
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Emma Watson Bikini….
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Kim Garne Ass in Leggings….
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Elle Bamber Hot Slut….
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Sarah Hyland Nips..
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Jessica Chastain – “Dark Phoenix” premiere
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Jennifer Morrison – L.A. Premiere of HBO’s ‘Euphoria’
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Sydney Sweeney – Titties in a dress
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Halston Sage at a Premiere…
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Sarah Shahi Old Face…
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THIS ONE IS FOR THE PUSSY LOVERS WHO LOVE SEEING ALL THE PUSSY!
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Random TUmblr Porn!
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Acid Baby is a Reddit Amateur who Flashes her Tits
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Rebecca Got her Big Tits Out
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Girl Sprays the Room….
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Classy Girl Filming Sex Scene….
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College Girl Leaked Masturbation Video….
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Tampon Eating Challenge
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Perfect Slutty Crackheads…
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Blonde Naked Sluts…
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Huge Insertion on the Beach…
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Portable GLORY HOLE
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The CHOKE SLAM
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Cumshot Cuties
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Princess Sahara – Looking Good.
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Tiny Pussy Office Squirt
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Brunette Bergy Pulls Her Panties Down…
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Interesting Ashtray
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The Most Wanted 18 Year Old on the Internet
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Slut in Tape
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Cam GIRLS LIKE ALL GIRLS ARE SLUTTY GIRLS – BUT UNLIKE ALL GILS YOU CAN SEE THEM NAKED
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