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2019

04

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

Today, like everyday, has been filled with disappointment, and regret, not based on running a blog no one reads, because blogs are for teen girls of the early 2000s, not grown men….grown men who want attention turn to instagram…where they show off their cars, or money, or how silly they are…

Today, like everyday, has been filled with disappointment, and regret because…I still haven’t double fisted a woman…not a prostitute, not a mom of 6, not anyone…

It’s like what’s the fucking point of even having two hands….

Shotgunning Beer Fails – Featuring Some Sluts
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Tracy Morgan crashes $2 million Bugatti
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Taylor Swift Titty Shake
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Elizabeth Warren Gets Drilled for Being Native American on The Breakfast Club….
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Tranny MMA Fighter Breaking Female Skulls…
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J.Lo – Old Lady Crop Top
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Ashanti See Through….
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Samurai Sword VS A bunch of Beer – There is no winner in this
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Dude Gets Knocked Out on Purpose…
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Cardi B Cleavage….
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Air BNB Host VS Black People
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Topless Angel Constance
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Small High School Cheerleader Went Nuts
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Power Lifter Leg Snap – Awesome
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Lily Allen Sheer Top
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CBS All Access takes Twilight Zone
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Elsa Hosk – Hard Nips
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Big Old Booty White Who Thinks it is Black Booty..
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Fishing Boat Disaster Created Godzilla
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Jill Duggar’s Sex Tips…
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On Legged Whore in Shorts HUmps a Car Door
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Lili Reinhart Almost Got Abducted in a Fake Uber
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Katie Price – Fined for Saying CUNT
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Pregnant Comedian of the Day
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5 Things This Woman Thinks Men Need to Know About Sex with her Tits Out – Seems lIke a lot of work – just slip her a LUDE
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Lohan Making Music Porn….
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Girl Pisses into her Coffee and Drinks It
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Poker Club To Win CASH!
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Sex Workers are Fun to Watch Working…
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Barbara Palvin – Tight Dress…
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Grand Opening for “Christina Aguilera: The Xperience”
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J.Lo – Crop Top
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Kelli Berglund Tits…
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Olivia Munn Ugly in Shorts in Rome
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Hunter King Bra Tit….
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Lily Allen Performing with her Tits Out
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Rat Cow – Fucking Everywhere
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Culpo Pretending to be Harassed by the Ppaarazzi She Called
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Lais Ribeiro in a Bathing Suit
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Bella Hadid Legs
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Cara Delevingne Bathing Suit
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Lili Reinhart Clevage
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Josephine Skriver…..
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Palvin Catalog Panties….
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THIS ONE IS FOR THE PUSSY LOVERS WHO LOVE SEEING ALL THE PUSSY!
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Random Tumblr Porn – OF THE DAY – BY ME – NO ONE CARES
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Real THROAT FUCKING
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They Call This BOY PUSSY and it is the Worst
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Lika Dolce Doing Fitness
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Barbie Qu Tits out…
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Instant Boners…
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Stomach VS DILDO
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Naked Sleeping Girls…
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Bee Sting Pussy
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Big Titties
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Amateur Slut! Damn…
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Young a Creepy Webcam Couple
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Hot Amateur Slut
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I never see people this interesting on the Streets
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Naked Chick and her Inflatable
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19 Year Old Shows You How to GUSH
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Slutty Snapchats – Naked Snapchats – Hot Snap Chats – I Can’t Believe Snapchat is Still a Thing
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Nightmare on ELm Street Themed Masturbation…..
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Fake Hostel is the DUMBEST porn
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Cam GIRLS LIKE ALL GIRLS ARE SLUTTY GIRLS – BUT UNLIKE ALL GILS YOU CAN SEE THEM NAKED
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2019

04

Jun

Everyone’s Favorite Picture Today of the Day

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I don’t care about William H. Macy, only because I found Shameless to be an offensive parody of my life….and I just couldn’t handle the exploitative nature of drunken white trash….if it was a black family…it’d be racist…but since it’s white…it’s all good for a rich fucker to mock a drunk degenerate….fuck that.

I don’t care about the College scandal, because I am a grown up and I understand how the world works and has always worked. These aren’t the first people to have a building named after them so that their kids can get an education…

But I do find it funny to see him out there with graduation balloons, congratulating his daughter who is in on the scandal for her high school graduation, which is a normal thing to do, but fun to laugh at since her college plans have been thwarted by the evil social justice warriors who want to turn the country communist – instead of accepting that being rich and famous allows you some perks….and resources that can manipulate outcomes….as it should…

Point being, the internet is pointing and laughing at these pics like assholes with no souls, and they get away with it…but point and laugh at a queer, a fat chick, a retard or an ethnic person and you’re the devil…

People love seeing the rich hit roadblocks…

I love seeing the rich hit their pelvic bones against whores who like rich guys…which is all whores..not cuz I like rich pelvic bones….I just like being reaffirmed of my judging ways….that whores are whores are whores..

Posted in:SFW|stepNEWS

2019

04

Jun

Bella Thorne Got her Bikini On of the Day

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Bella Thorne is out there promoting the importance of books, the only way she knows how…by being a half naked slut…

She is famous, she’s big on the social media feed, and she cares about elevating the intellect of the future generation through reading, despite not being able to write her captions, and being a high school drop out, she has recently released some bullshit book in an era when no one reads, that is a best seller…which makes no sense….

But since books aren’t a trend, you gotta get out there and make reading cool again, like you’re on some reading rainbow shit, even though the kids only know how to read rap lyrics to find new phrases to bring into their daily life and MEMES…and you do that bikini slut posing and that’s good enough for me…I’m buying into this….I am a believer….stay woke or some shit.

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2019

04

Jun

Instagram Clickbait of the Day

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If you are wondering where all the clever comedy has gone in the world…here’s your answer…Instagram…

The hub of mindless memes people like to share, they are easy to consume…but more importantly…the land of sluts trying to find funny wants to promote their slut self…and they do it with clever clips like this..

Pretending to be having sex, when really doing stretches….a concept that has been done before so many fucking but that can never be done enough….call America’s Funniest Home Vidoes…and INS…the future is now.

Posted in:Videos

2019

04

Jun

Kendall Jenner Asshole Flash of the Day

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Is Kendall Jenner’s asshole flash on the jet ski, that is barely an asshole flash, since I can’t see her asshole…even if she wants us to see her asshole, she’s been trained in media manipulation, and understands that Kim showed her asshole for the cause and because of that no one else in the family has to. She sacrificed her dignity, by letting the world see her bleached, waxed asshole…so that her sister didn’t have to show theres….but a little cocktease or peek into the asshole never hurt to generate some hype…because these people need hype to survive and need hype to continue whoring their products…..it’s their lifeline even though they are sitting on a pile of fucking money…

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2019

04

Jun

Isabeli Fontana Swimsuit for Hello Mag of the Day

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I guess surfing a thing for old as fuck models to do….cuz Gisele just came out with her own series of surf glamour fashion pics for VOGUE…I’d like it, but I am lazy…

Now Isabeli Fontana, who must be 55 by now is doing it for Hello Mag…because I guess the SURF Board is the beach accessory of the year…and you don’t need to be a pro surfer to bite it as nothing is core or sacred….it’s the internet era of fair fucking game…and we don’t care…the more women in bathing suits smearing their pussy on a fiber glass board….the better…any excuse to be a half naked slut works for me…

Isabeli Fontana is a Brazilian model who started modeling at 13….and who was in Victoria’s Secret at 16, because Victoria’s Secret are sex offender, child pornographers, bringing minors to homes across America that men masturbate to, without making the girls prove they are 18, in what I call a flaw in the fucking system, you know hypocorisy where billion dollar companies are above the fucking law when they should be locked up like he perverts they are….

That said….we still perverting on her…

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2019

04

Jun

Tits at the CFDA Fashion Awards of the Day

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I don’t know if the CFDA is some Fashion AIDS event that all these people attend like AIDS is still a death sentence, or like they care about AIDS, when really they just care about being seen at luxurious events….I guess I could just google it…

As it turns out, CFDA is for emerging designers, which means it is a celebration for a bunch of self involved assholes, who can afford designer clothes, but instead get them for free….and make all their idiots fan pay for them…even though their idiot fans work as girls who get naked on instagram trying to recruit rich boyfriends….and can’t afford the nonsense….fashion industry scam…

Which I guess is still and AIDS event cuz all these people look like they have dirty unprotected sex like the heathens they are…not that AIDS is a death sentence….

Garbage people doing garbage things. Tits out.

Taylor Hill

SHAILENE WOODLEY

MARTHA HUNT

LILI REINHART

KAT GRAHAM – NOT ASHLEY GRAHAM

KAROLINA KURKOVA WITH THE DEEP PUSSY PRINT BODY SUIT

JENNIFER LOPEZ

HEIDI KLUM

GIGI HADID

EM RAT COW

BARBARA PALVIN PLUS SIZE TITS

DEVON WINDSOR SNEAKING HER WAY IN

RAT FACE BELLA HADID LOOKIN FOR THE CHEESE

THE BEST FOR LAST – ELSA HOSK NIPPLES

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Posted in:Feature|SFW

2019

04

Jun

Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson Dyke it Down of the Day

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These Idiots back at it with the lesbian content.

Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson two people who had a lot of hype, one when she was on a hit show Pretty Little Thing and the other when she was a top model, despite being short and not hot, but in the scene and used as a model, since modeling is a fucking joke, and the fashion industry and those who book models make that fucking clear to us every fucking day…

So it is only natural that two attention seekers, who loved the hype around them…so now that they fuck each other like perverts – they devote their time to getting in the press for being dykes and they probably aren’t even dykes – they just like the storyline the media runs with and feeding it because it means they are talked about….

These people…all assholes who believe their own hype…

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2019

04

Jun

Slutty Bella Hadid Bikini of the Day

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Bella Hadid who may be a man, or just a trans face, a rich kid with a budget to make herself look better than she looked naturally, which is pretty shit, since this is an instagram generation of everyone in the spotlight, even no names, and those who don’t deserve it, but have a name cuz they were lucky enough to have a sister who was friends with the Kardashians and a dad who fucked models, like the sugar daddy he is, and wanted to invest in his daughter to be in that scene, ideally the top of the scene, to help im fuck models….cuz they are rich people and their egos fuel them….and they know anything can be bought….

I do know people who find her and her muppet face hot, which always confuses me.

Here she is at the CFDA Fashion Awards looking for the cheese table..

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2019

04

Jun

Sophie Turner See Through of the Day

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Oh God…

Thank god for the see through dress with nipples cuz Sophie Turner’s got an ass face.

That’s all I have to say about that.

You see I don’t watch Game of Thrones with Wizards and Dragons so I have nothing more on this, no emotional connection, just straight up looking at her face for what it is….a Jonas Brother cum dumpster.

I don’t use the word cum dumpster enough….