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2019

10

Jun

Britney Spears Beach Body of the Day

How about some Britney Spears beach body, on the beach, living the best life she can in her prison that was created by her family…they wanted to maintain control on her so that she’d keep on earning for them….you can’t take a lottery ticket out back and let it drown in self-hatred and cheetos dust…you gotta medicate them and make them the zombie robot that shows up and gets paid….it just makes financial sense.

Anyway….I guess they let her have off days, after locking her in rehab days, where she can do that whole beach thing for the paparazzi and pretend she’s fucking normal…when she’s not normal…she’s Britney motherfuckers…an entity of her own, kidnapped in plain sight, still out there fighting the good fight as a passive abused scared person who just wants to keep earning for the family…you see Jamie Lynn’s got babies to pay for and money doesn’t grow on their Bayou trees…it takes song and dance motherfuckers…song and motherfucking dance.

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2019

10

Jun

Charli XCX Gay Pride Nipples of the Day

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Charli XCX got her gay tits out…..

Charli XCX brought her tits out for Gay Pride, because I guess that’s what these girls are doing this year to celebrate DICK ON DICK sex, you know making themselves a part of it, as a supporter, or in Charli XCX a performer who probably has a mainly homo fan base….because Homos like shitty popstars, they find them so fierce and fabulous and OMG…or some shit…especially new generation queers who are far less interesting or edgy than old generation queers…nothing progressive here….

Charli XCX is some UK pop shit who moved to LA and became as famous as she is, which is not really that famous, by using her tits….so it only makes sense that when an excuse like PRIDE and showing you support for Pride comes up….you gotta get them nipples in a “do my nipples offend you”….stance….

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2019

10

Jun

Carrie Underwood Almost Upskirt of the Day

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Carrie Underwood is showing the inner bottom quadrant of her right ass cheek..and I am sure at least one of you has a fetish for the whole seeing ass cheek from the front…even if it’s just a fraction of an ass cheek from the front…cuz you know that part of the ass is closest in proximity to the anus and pussy hole…egg hole….

I don’t know what this is for..but she’s just misbehaving like all the girls are these days….and we can all collectively blame Simon Cowell for this old woman not working as a stripper or cocktail waitress in some small town….with dreams of being famous….but a reality that is Walmart shopping, trailer park living, all American, processed food eating…whore…

Reality TV created this star who if life didn’t pan out for her right, could have been better used in so many other ways…like fucking to pay her rent….so when I see this…I see how the system failed US…

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2019

10

Jun

Christina Milian Epic Pussy Print of the Day

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Christina Milian with the pussy print / pussy lip slip to remind us she is still around and that she’s a mom…a mom who probably hasn’t raised her kid at all, but rather just used the kid to get that monthly check from the baby daddy, so that she can go off and live her best life at Vegas Pool Parties, as she does….with her pussy out…as girls do…trying to be Kardashians…worse when they are in LA and that close to the action….because Milian has been trying to get her slice of the Kardashian hype on social media since early on…and behaving like this is what that is about…

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2019

10

Jun

Cindy Bruna Wet for Fashion of the Day

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Cindy Bruna is some younger, but not young in Model years, half Congolese model…which means she’s from the CONGO…which means she may or may not have Ebola…or the immunity to Ebola….which would make for a very shitty STD to get…you know shitting out your eyeballs….

She’s rumored to be a Victoria’s Secret model, who I guess they are out there trying to increase her profile, because this is how they cultivate their new stars…which is a tactic to offset the brand from all the exploitation of factory workers they do in the sweatshop underwear they sell at an inflated price….to idiot mall shoppers…

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2019

10

Jun

Ilana Glazer Nipple of the Day

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Ilana Glazer is one of those jewish girls from the tv show Broad City….

She is one of the creators of the show, which was a web series, back when you could get famous from the internet because only a handful of people were out doing it…

She plays the main character who is some weed smoking weirdo…I’ve seen the show…it’s alright…

Here she is out here with her tit out, celebrating the oppression of nipple, under the guise of celebrating pride, because celebrating loving whoever you choose to love, no matter what the gender is directly related to flashing your tits in a “do my nipples offend you world”…

I don’t dislike this Jewish girl, as Jewish girls and their big Jewish tits are a fetish in and of themselves….

I definitely don’t dislike these girls pulling out their tits on social mdeia..

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2019

10

Jun

Irina Shayk Slutty Throwback Cause She’s Single of the Day

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Word on the street is Irina Shayk got dumped, here is a throwback of all her slutty SI stuff … because websites like compilations like this…social media like compilations like this…top 10 lists, clickbait, throwback celebrations of nonsense set to a news story so that we can thrw together flimsy fucking content and ride the viral wave or the HASHTAG so that we get TRENDING or spillover traffic from being trending…

HOWEVER…

I don’t have twitter, so I can ride that traffic wave…they’ve deleted me twice in the last few months, so I don’t even bother revisiting it, even if I should because websites, when left alone, with no social media…DIE…since everything is on social media…

I guess this is my “visit me in the cancer ward” before death phase…

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2019

10

Jun

Kylie Jenner Porno of the Day

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Teen mom Kylie Jenner showing off her ass injections.

The Kardashians are just so fucking weird looking….like little troll freaks who have been beat the fuck up by every weird cosmetic surgery procedure….but instead of the public looking on and saying “fuck that’s ugly”…or “fuck that’s trashy”….or “I guess it is interesting that you can take an ugly chick and make her look like a porn star, in an era when there is no pornstar, even though the whole family empire was built on porn, making Kim K the last standing pornstar…but they look fucking disgusting”…

Instead…they go “I want that look too”…

Every fucking girl I see on the streets has some variation of a Kardashian muppet face injection….and it’s weird fucking times…

Seeing before and after Kylie content is LOLZ, but instead of people clearly seeing the lie, and realizing she’s a troll, they buy her make-up…

What is wrong with the fucking world….to allow this kind of shit to exist…

Seriously…

Here are sister Kim’s hard nipples.

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2019

10

Jun

Lisa Rinna Grandma Whore Pussy Dance of the Day

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Ok Lisa Rinna.. and her mangled fucking old lady face, I mean it’s heavily fucking mangled….is out there doing a PUSSY DANCE….which for those who don’t know is an instagram dance move women do whilst in bikinis or their panties involving leading in their dance with their pussies…while the rest of them follow…

Dancing, is one of those weird things that I can be into watching a girl do when she’s out there stripping….but watching people dance, especially on mute, is just fucking awkward and even uncomfortable, especially when the old ex-Playboy girl, who may have a decent old lady body, is out there with her muppet face….doing it.

Watching this brings weirdness…cuz part of you will like it, part of you will be disturbed by it, and part of you will have a hard time looking away from her face that looks like a halloween mask…

For those of you who follow Lisa Rinna, this is her daughter Delilah Belle who also has a mangled face, but is out there being an instagram influencer, cuz all girls have mangled faces these days.

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2019

10

Jun

Naomi Campbell Nipples of the Day

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Naomi Campbell with her tits out…

Naomi Campbell is probably in her 60s, but she’s still busting out her tits, because these women who made careers as models and pretend that they were the reason the world Super Model was coined, even though they were just in the right place and right time, and part of a marketing hook to make models celebrities, in order to better sell product in an era where you needed some celebrity to push product, you didn’t need to be some naked cunt on instagram no one’s ever heard of to do it…

That said, Naomi Campbell, who I assumed was retired decades ago, is back with her tits out, because why not, her narcissism still thinks she’s hotter than everyone, her titties were small so they didn’t sag, and black don’t crack….

She is also rich as fuck, has tight Russian ties cuz she’s dated a Russian billionaire…and is capable of sucking up and absorbing all the attention she gets being Naomi Campbell during this 90s revival and nostalgia….people don’t want celebs of their era…they want to fixate on those of the past. We call this the revival….like how they have brought back every show of the past instead of creating new ones…let’s focus on this old shit.

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