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Britney Spears Returns With Weird Dancing of the Day

2019

May

Caylee Cowan Instagam Blowjob Girl of the Day

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These daft twats are so instagram oriented that they are just looking for the next shocking video or content piece they can come up with using their tiny half retard brains…to generate views and show personality…that they can just delete after it gets the intended result…

One of he friends says “are you gonna post it” like that is their first thought when on camea, ratherr than living in the moment, and of course she’s gonna post it, that’s why she’s doing it.

So they sexually assault whatever it is in her had and simulate a blowjob for her friends and fans…in a “silly” “sex positive” spun way….when really you’re just being a whore…

Caylee Cowan has 300k followers, livs in LA, is from LA, is trying to make it as an actor…she’s done nothing important…was cast as “PinUp girl” and “Waitress”….and is now an instagram dick sucker cuz she knows her place….

Show them skills to get producers you follow to notice…

It’s the next generation of instagram nude…and the good news is that she’s got tits, knows her place in the world and how to get herself out there.

It is pretty silly though..but it’s a generation of this slutty behavior you can’t call slutty cuz it’s empowering…she is not alone..they arer all like this…and it’s kinda fun to watch knowing if this was a decade ago…she’d be way more boring.

When you’re last name is COW – you better have some UDDERS….

Dumbest thing to go Viral for though…cuz she posted it herself in a LOOK AT ME – LOOK AT ME Way…..bring the sex tape already.

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2019

May

Bar Refaeli Bikini of the Day

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Bar Refaeli for Israel Independence day….because it is apparently Isreal independence day….to celebrate stealing land from the Arabs and giving it to the Jewish people after Nazi Germany…..and Israel has been a huge part of all of our non-Jewish lives because our governments want that Middle-East oil and need strategic hubs to get it….

Not that I know anything about politics, or Palestine….other than the love all Jewish people in North America have for Israel, it is their home that they don’t live at and aren’t from, but when they go on their Birth Right Trips, they always have a good time all while never do the army training, but they donate money and attend charity events back home to send to Israel, so that they get the Tel Aviv summer on the beach with great food and hot women like Bar Refaeli experience…and can feel like they contribute….

I do know about tits, Jewish tits, and other tits…because I like tits, and Bar, despite being a mom of two after retiring back home in Israel with some rich local…to live her Israeli life after her tax evasion scandal…still looks about as doughy as she’s always been…but doughy in a good way thanks to the tits.

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2019

May

Bottom of the SI Barrel Girls in Staged Paparazzi Pics in Bikinis of the Day

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Here are 3 of the very bottom of the barrel SI Swimsuit girls in bikinis in a staged paparazzi photoshoot..Jasmine Sanders..Danielle Herrington..and some other girl I can’t name because she sent her lawyer after me over internet hate / cyber bully crimes for calling her out for what she looked like..

This is the battle of just how broken and weird we can get to polarize into being marketable…by pretending to be empowered when really they know they truth…and that is that they are just milking the fuck out of they hype that they have generated and the fact that able bodied people feel bad not viewing retardations as beautiful…so they package them as beautiful…

I don’t know, but these staged shit is terrifying, like some nightmare or horror version of Charrlie’s Angel….and I can’t imagine this being interesting to ANYONE…

Hailey Clauson was there too..

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2019

May

Kitrysha Naked of the Day

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This broad Kitrysha is always naked….

It just never fucking ends with her, she’s on this hustle, that I am sure is finally working for her…just nude in shoots daily, releasing them to instagram, and gaining some traction…but what’s the end game if we’ve all seen your cunt…

Is it to get into porn, or is it to try to go mainstream…maybe get cast on a reality show along with the 10s of thousands of other trashy girls getting naked on social media…instead of Naked and Afraid…it’s called Naked and Trying to get Paid but not as a sex worker, but rather an empowered woman taking ownership of her body and giving it away for free in hopes men will pay to see it or fuck it eventually…even though we’ve already seen it…

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2019

May

Nina Agdal Searching for Her Missing Chromosome of the Day

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Nina Agdal giving herself a self breast exam, as she searches for her missing chromosome in her bikini….

Or maybe this is just her mooching off the brand association of being part of Sports Illustrated swim for so many years, even once sharing the cover….as it has been the ONLY thing she’s ever done in her life that she has been able to milk to feel important and even date Leo DiCaprio for about 10 minutes…before settling with Christie Brinkley’s loser son who understands her cuz his mom is a whore and he has access to his dad’s billions….

Boring.

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2019

May

Samantha Hoopes Big Fake TIts Battle Pregnancy of the Day

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Safe to say the pictures of this pig in Si Swimsuit were taken some time ago..and I say pig because we all remember her sex tape where she lets her poor little dog lick some dudes cum off her, cum that she was paid to receive for being a 20k a day hooker…..that’s the rumor anyway….

But now she’s found love, or at least strategically placed that cum inside her uterus where it belongs when you’re a slutty sex worker….I guess being 45 years old, at least in her face, she’s had no real choice but to get knocked up before it’s too late and she misses her chance she was given when cast for SI despite looking like a stripper…to be set for life…

This is her being strategic ….with baby in womb cuz that’s how being a sex worker who presents herself as a model works.

It is safe to say these bikini pics are scheduled in line with the release of SI Swimsuit….because get the hype you can to polarize your story….ride that SI Swim fame like you were Kate Upton or Christie Brinkley….while rocking an aggressive muppet face.

Here she is with her hard pregnant nipples out with her baby daddy

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2019

May

Naked Man on a Family’s Car in Vancouver and Other Videos of the Day

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Driving in China

Classy Dude Throws Paver Trough Car Window in Florida…

Kitchen Oil Fire….

Guy Shits in Checkout Line

Guy Gets Swarmed by Bees

High Five Fail

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2019

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I find it entertaining, and disgusting, that women on instagram are competing to be the most broken, damaged, imperfect, handicapped, obese…whatever the ailment, there is someone out there trying to be the top influencer in that Niche…whether it is that Cow Hide girl for Sports Illustrated that the world decided is hot…for some fucked up reason….despite it being terrifying….like horror movie level terrifying…or other forms of retardations…that remind us that Jesus clearly didn’t cure all the LEPERS…and that even JESUS had some sort of ideal of “normal….more importantly…why cure the lepers as if something is wrong with them…when they can be empowered naked LEPERS on social media….

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Anne Hathaway Looks Old as Fuck
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Man Bitten in Face by Snake
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Some Bitch Says Impeaching Trump is About Patiotism
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Spielberg Quits Hit Show cuz of Sexual Assault Allegations…Grow a Pair you Fucking Pervert….
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Bugs SWARM and Cover House – like Some Kind of Horror Movie
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Some Wird Public Spanking..
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Car Loses Wheel in Traffic
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Trump wants John Kerry to Go to Jail…
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Daria Has No Panties
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A Bunch of Sex Workers Just Trying to Make a Living on Camera…for you…to jerk off to…
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2019

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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Married couples, married to other people, sitting in the hot tub of a ghetto hotel drunk and horny, feeling reckless and out of control, are some of the most exciting people around….that I think mainly exist because old people have access to porn now….men who would otherwise accept their married fate and let their balls climb back into their torso..as they fatten and prepare to be a grandpa…are now going to CrossFit, taking HGH and living out their youth they never lived out cuz they bought into the lie of marriaged and family and decided to get marrried to their college girlfriend and have a family instead of fucking everything that walks….but now fuck everything that walks…cuz they have steady income and are in the place where they can fuck anything that walks cuz anything that walks likes older men who buy them shit….

But that recklessness, wanting to get caught, pushing it cuz they hate their wife and arre too pussy to dump her, or maybe just happy to fuck again and live again….is weird….bold and careless really….and it’s always fun to be exposed to that cheating cuz it’s hilarious.

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Howard Stern is a Pussy Who Apologizes for his RANTS
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I Put This on My Asshole – The Painkiller / Anxiety Killer That Gets Me Off Big Pharma / Support the Plant Life
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Old Fat Tyra Modeling Half Naked
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OPIATE LOVATO PANTS OFF
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Mom Politicizes School Shooting
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Lucy Hale….of the Day…
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Johnny Depp Has Proof Amber Heard’s Abuse Claims are a HOAX
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HBO’s New Thrilling Series ‘Watchmen’ Is Here To Tell You About The End Of The World
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Pixie Lott – Cleavage!
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Bull VS Trampoline
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Illegal Alien Joke….
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Netflix Special No One Asked For
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Crazy Fucking Tattoo Face Killer…
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Jade Grobler Big Tits….
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50HP Barbie Jeep….
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Woodstock VS their Main INvestor
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Old People React to Mortal Kombat
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Zuckerberg Cracks Joke About Privacy, Audience Is Not Impressed
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Denise Richards Got a Rub and Tug with a Happy Ending…for Publicity…AIDS PUSSY BITCH
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Careless Driver Collides With Three Cars
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The 90 Minute Detectiv Pikachu Movie LEAKED..
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Nina Dobrev Legs
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Anne Hathaway in a Pant Suit…
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Farrah Abraham Bikini Goddess
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Everything Sports Illustrated SWIM
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Katy Perry – New Face – Dumb Outfity – Busty
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Adele Exarchopoulos …
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Padma Lakshmi on Endometriosis – As If She Hasn’t Gone Through Menopause
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Red Head Ariel Nude Outdoors…
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Reddit Amateur Pussy and Big TIts
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Fat Ass Doing the Dishes…
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Dancing Naked Chick Dancing Terribly….While Naked….
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Nipple Rings on Big Tits of the Day
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Maid Loves her Job…
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Russian Sex Worker SLUTS!
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Sexy VERUNKA
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Amateur Wife Gets Gangbanged…Weirdness…
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2019

May

Demi Lovato Ass Flash of the Day

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Ya fucking right Demi Lovato, trying to make us think these pictures werent taken when you weren’t hopped up on heroin, we all know what you LOOK LIKE NOW…for the sake of all Demi Lovato fans, bring back the heroin to lean the fuck out a bit, it’s worth the risk of dying, at least you’ll go out 45 pounds lighter which is really what living is about….all this struggle as a rich and famous person can suck a fucking dick….I have no sympathy for addicts, especially ones with resources…that they can easy grow the fuck up already…or die…

This fucking victim, craving sympathy, pandering to the emotions of people,…when clearly she doesn’t care about herself or her fans…is gross.

People have real fucking problems out here…it’s almost like she’s mocking addiction and making it about her…cuz that is EXACTLY what she’s doing…

She is pantsless though, I’m sure some of you sick fucks appreciate that.