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Sydney Sweeney Gives a Booty Show of the Day

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Britney Spears Returns With Weird Dancing of the Day

2019

May

Gisele in a Magazine for Trans Rights of the Day

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Gisele…someone I’ve always thought was a Brazilian trans who catered to Victoria’s Secret’s needs because she never got her period – so no BLACK OUT DATES….and who catered to TOM BRADY’S needs, cuz pro athletes are queer and shower together in some gay fucking brotherhood, so having a hot chick with a dick satisfied him enough to start that family…

So this is her for tans rights for all I am concerned, but it’s probably more her for photoshop seminar or tutorial to teach motherfuckers how to photoshop an old hag into her younger glory….

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2019

May

Bridie Morris Naked Shoot of the Day

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I have never heard of Bridie Morris ….but apparently she’s some kind of model, or aspiring model, or who the fuck really knows or cares..she’s got her tits and ass out in a photoshoot and all that’s missing is her pussy…

I did troll her instagram for a solid 4 seconds and found that sh looked old and pretty fucking boring…so she’s heading in the right direction as she races against the clock, but she should look into showing us her butthole..once this far…all it takes is a gentle spread…and she’ll be seen as far more important than she does in tis half assed shit…

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2019

May

They Call her the UKs Sexiest Plumber and Other Videos of the Day

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i-phone Bottle Opener

Weird Fucking catch…

Funeral Dance Fail

Biker Exit

Dude Gets Shot 7 times and Survives

Lambo Encrusted in Crystals..

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t think there is much worse than trying to kill yourself, because you are just that sick and need to die, only to not quite succeed at it, like some kind of failure loser who just can’t win, only to give yourself permanent brain damage, becoming full retarded, totally incapable of finishing the job, not even remembering the job you wanted finished as you spend the next 40 years in a home being spoon fed, shitting into diapers…only to die of natural fucking causes at 80….

I mean other than Katy Perry….

Here are some morning links…

Mom with Awesome Legs in Shorts Closes Van with her Foot…in One of the Most Erotic Thigns I’ve Seen a Mom Do…
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Drone Gets Close to Tornado
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LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini in 2014
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Distubring Art of the Day
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Fire Sprinkler at 100,000 FPS
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Old and Gross Aniston
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Brad Pitt on Getting back with Jennifer Aniston
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Son Traumatized by his Dad’s Poly Life
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Re-Run – Katy Perry Scratching Ass and Sniffing It
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Throwback of the Cash Me Ousside Girl Fight Video – Because why not…
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10 Reasons to Say WTF is That
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Just Some Empowered Women Being Sex workers
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2019

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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Gay latin men, with pregnant fat white girls is always a reminder of that Fiance visa…

I wonder if they met at an all inclusive resort in Cuba or Mexico….

Swept off their feet being sold like the tourist they are at the market…only their souvenir is a load in their uterus and husband to spend their money and leave them after the two years as Americans….ready to live that American dream and fuck all the dudes they can at the American bath house….since Gay is not a death sentence with American Medicare they have access to thank to their fat ex-wife they used for the dream corporate plan…

Cuz there is no way that Salsa Dancer is straight…except if it is for papers….

Yes, I saw a fat pregnant woman speaking broken Spanish holding hands with the gayest guy ever who couldn’t speak english and thought….I know what’s going on here.

But it was nice to see that fat women are still as desperate as I think they are…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Katy Perry Picks Her Ass and Sniffs Her Fingers…
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Kacey Musgraves Country Star Dressed Like Barbie
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George Washington Meme
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Mayor Pete Says America was Never Great….
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Katie Fox and Jamie Holmes Official at the Met Gala
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Katy Perry is an Idiot at the Met Gala
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Halsey Cameltoe Performance
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BEBE RREXHA UPSKIRT
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Elizabeth Warren Demands Trump Impeachment
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Pia Mia – Slutty Granny
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Eating 100 String Cheese Challenge
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Hilary Clinton Still Thinks she had Election Stolen
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Robert Downey Jr Went Through Hell to Gain 20 Lbs for Iron Man
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Topless Emma Roberts
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Car Jacking Fail
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People You Don’t Care About at the Met Gala
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Jared Leto Brought the Only thing that Turns Him On to the Met Gala
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Tiger Woods Gets Medal of Freedom for Winning the Masters – Because Tiger Woods is Good for Golf Course Resorts…..
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Woman Won’t Give her Insurance Papers after Accident
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Asian Girls
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Naked Emilie Ann Miller
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A Bunch of BUTTS
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Inside View of Russian Airplane on Fire
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MMA KNockout of the Year
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Base Jumping off a Semi
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Whining White Girl
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Jill Biden on Joe Biden Diddling Women….
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Snake Quits life as a Circus Performer
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Eugenie Bouchard – Bikini
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Kylie Jenner is Ugly
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Violett Beane Tight Shirt
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Violett Beans Yellow Dress
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Melissa Barrrrera at an Event
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Keira Knightley at an Event
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Candice Swanepoel Stomach
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Lindsay Vonn in a Bathing Suit
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Chloe Sevigny still hasn’t died of Aids she got in KIDS yet…
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Elle Fanning AMISH on the Subway
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Ambrosio – Hard Nips
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Eiza Gonzalez Leggings
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Kesha is a Fat Monster
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Delilah Belle – Tits Out in a Drress…
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Reddit Amateur of the Day
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Girls Are Nuts….Watch Girls Be Nuts….
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Exhibitionism
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SALAD FETISH
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Big and Black in a String Panties
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Busty Brunette in Bed
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Big Breasted Finger Banger
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The Only Segregation We Have Left
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Always Tip the Stripper Well
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Tesla Autopilot Fuck
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Tour Guide to Spain
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Big Golden Tits
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NAKED GIRLS DRINKING
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Hot Black Girl Tits
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WAIT FOR IT…..
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GIVE HER LIBERTY!
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Slutty Windshield Wiper
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Naked for the Delivery Man Prank Gone Bad
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Pocket Monster Masturbating
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2019

May

Bella Thorne Nudity of the Day

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This is not a Sasquatch sighting, this is Bella Thorne and her hairy legs bringing the nudity…in the weakest fucking way…because I guess she’s trying to come across as thoughtful, or classy, and not a raging mess with all kinds of issues from being sold by her parents to Disney where she learned to manipulate the entire fucking world using the media…probably thanks to a team of people like Miley had…but who knows, it’s not that complicated to generate noise when you already have fans cuz you were on Disney…

She’s apparently promoting a book she’s pretended to write, like she’s ever read a book, she can barely write instagram captions…but now she’s an Author….you know to fully complete her fabricated lie that is she’s a media empire with a brand, acting, a music label and hit songs, now a book, all at 20, all really shit quality…but who cares about quality it is the selfie generation, just do it and you are it….you don’t need society to decide you’re an artist or writer, you decide…

Weird times…

Where’s the pussy lips?

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2019

May

Ali Larter Tight Leggings of the Day

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Ali Larter is about 60 years old….highlight of her career could be the Final Destination movies, but probably the whipped cream bikini in Varsity Blues which I remember being a big time….

She’s in mom fitness pants that are thick and sturdy and shape these old ladies, which may be hot to you, but you could get very similar results at the grocery store as ALL women, even fat women wear these pants in public….it’s like the THONG bikini bottom, all bitches rock em now, even grannies…

The most interesting thing about Ali Larter, is actually an ultimate troll I don’t even remember but was pre internet…

Basically, Esquire magazine ran a story on a character their writer created called Allegra Coleman in a 1996….they released staged paparazzi nudes, said she was in an upcoming Woody Allen movie, was dating David Schwimmer at the height of FRIENDS when people cared who he dated…..

Only to have agents and managerrs and producers SCRAMBLING to sign her, sending scripts to her, because 1996 pre-internet was still a place where trolls could happen, just less frequently…

So that is how she got her career…a joke, a troll, a social commentary….and it’s panned out alright for her….so never under estimate the power of the media…THEY CONTROL YOU MINDS….

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2019

May

Chanel West Coast Tit Flash of the Day

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The best thing about Chanel West Coast is when her Wikipedia page said that she had sex with a Rhodesian Ridgeback dog, something she may have added to get some attention that no one noticed cuz it is Chanel West Coast, but something that was in her Wikipedia page because I saw it with mine own eyes, or maybe it’s actually a fact about Chanel West Coast since she’s got very little else going on or accomplished by her, making that Wikipedia page pretty fucking light….so it needed some filler…

I mean cast as MTV”s Rob Dyrdek’s secretary….awesome…now a rapper…go the fuck away….but we’ll keep the tits….just not the rest of you….send it back….

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2019

May

Charlotte Hope Naked of the Day

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Charlotte Hope is some actress who was in Game of Thrones, naked showing off her tits and ass in The Spanish Princess….

This is not a continuity error in Game of Thrones where they left a coffee cup in the scene, breaking the entire fantasy you pervert weirdos who watch the show have of the shit….but it is still a set of candle lit tits which seems to be the vibe of that Dragon Lair your into….nerd fuck…why don’t you go die in a choking challenge for social media…

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2019

May

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

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Not all things are the Met Gala – some things are Lily Rose Depp before she went to the Met Gala….because she’s a rich kid, relevant in her own right, trying to position herself as a fashionista, friends with the big fashion houses in France, RIP Karl Lagerfeld, who she likely grew up with cuz her mom was a super Paris scenester who likely carted her kids around with her to all the cocaine parties…so if anything she was bred for this shit…it’d just be way cooler if she wanted nothing to do with this shit..like why bother going to be scene when you can stay home and laugh at people knowing you had the invite and didn’t take it. That’s more gangster than being one of the sheep in her scene…

Her nipple is hard is what I am getting at…and the interesting thing about her is that her upper body and her lower body are like TWO totally different people…one with cankles…the other with tiny tits…how? who knows….or cares when you can stare at her nipple.