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2019

06

May

Jennifer Aniston Topless of the Day

Jennifer Aniston is very fucking rich. She was very fucking rich when she was born. She got very fucking rich when she did Friends. She’s had a whole career after friends where she continued to get very fucking rich. I think it’s safe to say it’s time to hang up her nipple prosthetics that she’s uses to get all the money and attention all these years…like she had one of the hottest birth defects of all time…permanent hard nipples on her great tits…and just accept that she’s in her 50s and that we got other tits to look at now.

Sure the die hard Aniston fan will still jack off to this excitedly, but there comes a time you need to grow up, get with the times, or fucking retire….

There is no real need to have a topless Jennifer Aniston….but I guess in ways it is a good thing to have happen…you know to properly document her demise and dealing with aging….like a vapid attention seeking celebrity would…”what if I pull out my tits, people will get excited and still want to look, cuz my tits are awesome thanks to never having that child I wanted before menopause cuz I was too focused on my ego and not destroying my pussy that no man appreciates enough to stick with”….cuz it must be the fucking worst…even if it’s greek and greek pussy is anus.

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2019

06

May

Iggy Azalea Anna Nicole Smith But Not Far Enough of the Day

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Iggy Aazlea is so beat, here she is in some weird Anna Nicole Smith Fetish gear, if only she went that one step further and killed herself in HOLLYWOOD FLORIDA …at the Hard Rock Casino…you know to really commit to this storyline / photoshoot…..instead of mocking our god Anna Nicole and all the amazingness she did before the drug addiction took over….maybe she should be emulating her like a copycat she is…because in case you didn’t know everything about IGGY AZALEA…even her ass is some mooch, purchased, stolen, ripped off, scam…..there is zero original to anything that she does, and more importantly…there is zero interesting about her….even when she’s out there whoring for attention looking like some muppet that’s been shit on or used to wipe your drunken ass with after some diarrhea and left in the corner forgotten…only to resurface when you’re cleaning your room all smelling like shit and probably better off thrown in the trash…if you know what I mean…

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2019

06

May

Kelly Gale Wet Nipples of the Day

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Kelly Gale with her wet nipples….posted to instagram like some kind of sex worker, which I guess she sort of is…because nipples are allowed on instagram…like it is some kind of porn site…because it is some kind of porn site…that I guess decided they didn’t want to be called anti-feminist by oppressing women…even though the parent company blocked moms from posting breast feeding pics on their facebook profiles…and all of a sudden are cool with full wet t-shirt contest pics..

Like get it together, be consistent in your fucking messaging, as someone constantly deleted from social media, why is this accepted and not deleted, as it should be mind you… I am all for the tit pics…while other tits aren’t..

Where are the guidelines of tits we can and can’t post…

Either way, Kelly Gale is Half Indian – half Australian – Kinda Swedish all owned and groomed by Victoria’s Secret to pretend they aren’t racists cuz she’s brown….since hot girls come in all colors…and apparently hot girls also like flashing her tits…

Here she is in her bra and panties for Victoria’s Secret

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2019

06

May

Lindsey Vonn Pussy Slip of the Day

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Lindsey Vonn letting that torn up front hole slip out of her bikini..or bathign suit…or whatever you call this racy fabric that is jacked up her perverted vagina….

She’s got that big thick skiing ass and legs…that I guess black dudes are really into…since her last 4 boyfriends have been black…America’s sports sweetheart is out there rocking a fetish thanks to her higher than most woman testosterone that I guess makes her crave huge cock to split her in half….only this time it is with PK Subban, Montreal’s own hero that got traded, who has a Children’s hospital named after him, because he’s just that kind of guy…who when he’s not playing hockey or saving dying kids…he’s getting his dick wet in this, with this…

I don’t find skiing chicks and their thick legs hot, I’m from ski country and saw this shit all the time as I worked as a janitor at the ski hill, cleaning up all the dirty ski hill poutine packages….and the ski racer girls running around in their spandex and long underwear just annoyed me…it was the beginners…the bunny hill girls just there for a good time with their nipples hard in their turtle necks that I was into…so I am biased when it comes to this Lindsey Vonn old timer…

I do like the white bathing suit though, I am a sucker for white bathing suits….they get wet, I see pussy I wouldn’t normally see….dripping….what’s not to like.

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2019

06

May

Martha Hunt Nipples of the Day

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Martha Hunt is one of Taylor Swift’s American made real life Barbie, because when you’re Taylor Swift, richer than God from scamming the world with really shitty songs, you can afford to buy real life Barbies to make up for your lost childhood you spent in Nashville learning how to sing about broken hearts to manipulate the world…

So I wonder if Taylor signed off on this, or even coordinated this, in some shaming she orchestrates on her Barbies to re-affirm who is boss…you know like making your sex slave lick the toilet seat…only this public shaming and humiliation involves flashing tits, something a bikini model is bred to do, and doesn’t need Taylor Swift to coordinate it, but probably needs her permission because to be friends with Taylor Swift means to do what she says….it’s a terrible trade off…but I guess the association is worth it for these idiots for the publicity / press / etc Since Taylor Swift is really fucking famous, and these models – interrchangeable.

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2019

06

May

Padma Lakshmi Tits Out for Vogue India of the Day

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Rumor has it that Padma Lakshmi is better at landing billionaire cock/sperm to fill the emptiness in her soul…than she is at cooking…

The chef in her 40s and she’s not doing what all chefs in their 40s do….kill themselves because the life in the kitchen is draining and unhealthy….filled with booze, bad food, cocaine, and dirty sex after hours.

Instead she’s got her tits out in Vogue…when she belongs in the Kitchen at your local INDIAN all you can eat buffet because she’s btter than most, she’s navigated her way to the top, and even has one child who was the bio child of a billionaire, but that she pretended was the bio child of another dying billionaire, so that the kid is heir to two billionaires…and bitch takes her 10 percent cut off the top for sure…

So when you’re rich and on TV, you can get your tits out in VOGUE and live out that childhood dream you had in your slum dog millionaire shanty….

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2019

06

May

Brooke Hyland Tits Out of the Day

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Brooke Hyland is not to be mistaken for Modern Family Sarah Hyland, but the dance girl from Dance Moms that perverted TV show, but you sick fucks already knew that…and you’re likely pretty fucking mad to see that she is a 21 year old because you’re a sick fuck….you preferred he on the show when her mom was grooming her to be an attention seeking dancing for money trollop…not that I’ve ever seen that show, or knew it existed, beyond it being the place that freak kid in the SIA videos got her start…

I’m more into the aftermath of being a young kid exploited by her parents and thrown on TV, who at 21 can’t figure out how to navigate the lowest level of fame, so they pull their tits out.

That’s the most interesting aspect of their life…..and this is the bi-product of that.

Good Fucking Times.

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2019

06

May

Andie Adams Instathot of the Day

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With a face like that its no wonder she’s using her tits and pussy to get clout on Instagram, this bitch Andie Adams looks Heidi Montag got ran over by a bus a few times too many..nightmarish…..

Clearly, the access to the face injections that these women have is crazy. They offer lips and muppet cheeks at every Starbucks now…and sit is priced so affordable that any part time barista can get in on the instagram look…like you don’t even need to be a stripper to get started like you used to….anyone can just get this look and start their sex working on social media….

It’s fucking weird to see….because from my perspective…it looks like shit, I can’t imagine her face before looking like a sideshow clown….was that bad…or this bad…instead she looks like this…which is THAT bad….THIS BAD…

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2019

06

May

Ariel Winter Skinny Tits of the Day

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What is wrong with Ariel Winter’s jawline….I guess it is all part of her corporate restructure, where she suddenly dropped about 40 lbs and has a totally new face and neck….when she used to be just one ugly thick necked ball..she’s now got some shape to her…all while retaining her tits…that she’s already had cut off and reshaped once. It’s like some serious movie magic that isn’t even remotely magical is going on here…..and the fact that she has so many fans…dudes who really like her and grew up jerking off to her growing up…even though they were 40 when they started watching Modern family, as network TV demographics skew higher…and the people Ariel Winter’s age are all on streaming services and youtube, which is probably where she watched the tutorials on getting your face injected and lipo while eating the KETO diet.

Either way, it is an improved version of this GOBLIN and I encourage improvements…cuz the skinnier she is the better…that applies to all girls.

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2019

06

May

Julia Yaroshenko Naked of the Day

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Julia Yaroshenko is naked.

Julia Yaroshenko is some kind of hot Russian type woman who uses instagram as a marketing platform for he hot Russian ways…you know to recruit men into giving her money, or rich guys to knock her up, all while taking provocative pics we can all jack off to with hr tits out…

She calls herself a traveling photo model, but she’s really just a clever girl who sells her nude photos for 69 dollars a set…..which I guess this was part of…you know some asshole spent the 69 dollars and now we all get to mooch on the tits…even though the pics aren’t that exciting, definitely not worth 69 dollars…but at least she’s enterprising and on the hustle…I support entrepreneurship and if dudes are willing to pay to see the tits, sell the tits, cuz all these idiots giving that shit away is idiotic…

She’s basically instagram’s answer to the teen models of the early 2000s you all probbaly remember…they’d get half naked and you’d sign up to be a member in hopes of seeing cunt…those were the days…when porn wasn’t like a fucking crime scene…

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