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2019

07

May

Ali Larter Tight Leggings of the Day

Ali Larter is about 60 years old….highlight of her career could be the Final Destination movies, but probably the whipped cream bikini in Varsity Blues which I remember being a big time….

She’s in mom fitness pants that are thick and sturdy and shape these old ladies, which may be hot to you, but you could get very similar results at the grocery store as ALL women, even fat women wear these pants in public….it’s like the THONG bikini bottom, all bitches rock em now, even grannies…

The most interesting thing about Ali Larter, is actually an ultimate troll I don’t even remember but was pre internet…

Basically, Esquire magazine ran a story on a character their writer created called Allegra Coleman in a 1996….they released staged paparazzi nudes, said she was in an upcoming Woody Allen movie, was dating David Schwimmer at the height of FRIENDS when people cared who he dated…..

Only to have agents and managerrs and producers SCRAMBLING to sign her, sending scripts to her, because 1996 pre-internet was still a place where trolls could happen, just less frequently…

So that is how she got her career…a joke, a troll, a social commentary….and it’s panned out alright for her….so never under estimate the power of the media…THEY CONTROL YOU MINDS….

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2019

07

May

Chanel West Coast Tit Flash of the Day

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The best thing about Chanel West Coast is when her Wikipedia page said that she had sex with a Rhodesian Ridgeback dog, something she may have added to get some attention that no one noticed cuz it is Chanel West Coast, but something that was in her Wikipedia page because I saw it with mine own eyes, or maybe it’s actually a fact about Chanel West Coast since she’s got very little else going on or accomplished by her, making that Wikipedia page pretty fucking light….so it needed some filler…

I mean cast as MTV”s Rob Dyrdek’s secretary….awesome…now a rapper…go the fuck away….but we’ll keep the tits….just not the rest of you….send it back….

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2019

07

May

Charlotte Hope Naked of the Day

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Charlotte Hope is some actress who was in Game of Thrones, naked showing off her tits and ass in The Spanish Princess….

This is not a continuity error in Game of Thrones where they left a coffee cup in the scene, breaking the entire fantasy you pervert weirdos who watch the show have of the shit….but it is still a set of candle lit tits which seems to be the vibe of that Dragon Lair your into….nerd fuck…why don’t you go die in a choking challenge for social media…

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2019

07

May

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

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Not all things are the Met Gala – some things are Lily Rose Depp before she went to the Met Gala….because she’s a rich kid, relevant in her own right, trying to position herself as a fashionista, friends with the big fashion houses in France, RIP Karl Lagerfeld, who she likely grew up with cuz her mom was a super Paris scenester who likely carted her kids around with her to all the cocaine parties…so if anything she was bred for this shit…it’d just be way cooler if she wanted nothing to do with this shit..like why bother going to be scene when you can stay home and laugh at people knowing you had the invite and didn’t take it. That’s more gangster than being one of the sheep in her scene…

Her nipple is hard is what I am getting at…and the interesting thing about her is that her upper body and her lower body are like TWO totally different people…one with cankles…the other with tiny tits…how? who knows….or cares when you can stare at her nipple.

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2019

07

May

Miluniel is a Naked for Instagram Type of the Day

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Miluniel is some naked for instagram model who does these silly dramatic nude shoots for what I assume is her pateon or only fans or whatever the trendy system that allows girls willing to get naked, to recruit monthly members to basically pay for their life in exchange for nudes….

In my era, that was called sex work, now it is called “influencer”…that brands get into….which is weird….since they are sex worker, but not weird….becasue I like looking at the nudes!

It’s called life as a pervert where the world is finally going my way…but I am not in a position to capitalize on it, but I can jack off to it…I guess…if I tried hard enough.

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2019

07

May

Patricia Contreras Tit Slip of the Day

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Patricia Contreras is some mexican actress who knows damn well what she’s doing as she lets her tits slip out of her wet bikini on the beach…

When the paparazzi are there cuz you called them, give them something to sell to the tabloids…it will help her work visa application in America, and maybe get her some followers and some casting as America needs every story to read like a United Nations meeting, if a group of friends don’t include 1 Arab, 1 hispanic (mexican or puerto rican are interchangeable) 1 Asian (of any asian background as long as the eyes are slanty), 1 Black Person (african or Caribbean or South American, whatever, just make sure they are dark enough on the pantone color card), 1 Native American and 3 white people, while all are totally white washed in the way they speak and chase boys, it won’t get prriducing….

Either way, good work Patricia the Stripper.

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2019

07

May

Alesya Kafelnikova Nipples of the Day

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Alesya Kafelnikova, what a name….

She calls herself Alesya Kaf.

She has 466k followers on instagram…that could potentially all be Russian Spam Bots…because she is essentially Russian spam….

You know hot girl taking on sex work lookin photos to be relevant on social media…

She’s based in BALI like all the good instagram models are, it’s got good backdrop for instagram posts…

She is unlike other Russian hookers because her dad is the once world number one tennis star Yevgeny Kafelnikov….which I don’t know how tennis stars in communism work, does all their money go back to the state, or was she born rich? Who knows…or cares…just be glad she’s out there tits out like she needs to use herr tits to get noticed….the way we like women to be…even if she doesn’t…

Based on my extensive research, since I am a journalist, she is overcoming drug-taking, eating disorders, and incidents where she slashed her wrists…..Sounds about right for an instagrammer.

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2019

07

May

Anne Hathaway Tits Out of the Day

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Anne Hathaway, I wish she would Anne GoAway, Hath Away with Haste you Dog Shit Celebrity who stole an Oscar from other deserving Actresses…. once and for all, but here she is with her sloppy tits out for Shape Magazine despite having no shape to her whatsoever….I think I posted these already….but she makes me so irritated I’ll do it again because I am never going to allow myself to find happiness.

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2019

07

May

Instagram Fetish Porn that Instagram Doesn’t Consider Porn of the Day

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I am a vigilante!

I have been so wronged by the social media platforms over the last 15 years…where I’ve actually wasted time promoting my various accounts on my site – using their platforms for good not evil…even producing content specific to that platform… only to have the shit rudely taken away from me, for doing shit that was barely hardcore….I’m talking all social media platforms from Friendster, Myspace, Facebook, Twitterr, Instagram, TUMBLR….all multiple times….and I never really even bothered with YOUTUBE knowing they’d ban me if I did.

I never posted porn, knowing that it would get me deleted…I remember I once got deleted for telling Bijou Philips I was watching her – because she was at a party I was at in Canada and I guess that was creepy…despite being FACTUAL….I also got deleted for saying that Willa Holland was hot and her mom reported me…and who the fuck even cares to remember other reasons I got deleted…but the fact is I got deleted..time and time again..

As social media got more slutty, I didn’t understand the logic of this naked influencer is ok, this naked porn star is bad…it seemed pretty hypocritical to me. I also didn’t understand that me posting a hot half naked chick was porn, but half naked chicks make up 98 percent of instagram.

So I stated my reporting, any nipple I saw, or racy content I saw, I’d report it like a NARC….not cuz I’m a NARC…but to understand why some things fly and others don’t…

I figured this publicly traded company is just a fucking massive porn site….fetish site…that’s why it works, since we’re all perverts and their main job is navigating how to be seen as a cultural phenom that reflects society and supports liberal causes like Free the Nipple and breast feeding in public…or to fight social norms like periods being bad and bush being bad…so that people like this can exist on the platform, have audience and even monetize on the platform…when what they are doing is fucking VULGAR..

So this pube fetish model artist is ok….but me posting a hot girl in lingerie is not…

Go fuck yourself Instagram….you publicly traded porn site…

NOT TO MENTION, I can’t even get mainstream advertisers for posting shit like this….and it’s on fucking instagram…with mainsteam ads running against it.

What the fuck…right.

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2019

07

May

MET Gala Nonsense Round-Up of the Day

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The Met Gala is the event that happens each year when all the celebrities wear dumb outfits and show off their tits.. here is our round-up and I’m not talking about the class action lawsuit against Monsanto..I am talking about a bunch of pics of idiots who think they are important because they got an invite to humor a bunch of socialite New Yorkers who paid the 35,000 dollarr ticket price to attend the event.

It is interesting what becomes a cultural event, or an exclusive event, that they appear to let in a lot of non-exclusive people, like some of these women would probably suck your dick for 20,000 dollars….which isn’t all that expensive….

I know that as much as I consider myself a fashionista in my soiled sweatpants and obesity, I’d never want to be involved or participate in this shit….not that I have an option, but I like to think if there ever was an invite, I’d have to turn it down…..just looking at these idiots makes me hate everything about this shit…

Here’s the tits….CLICK MORE….TO SEE THEM ALL….CUZ IT IS A MEGA…..not a MAGA post….as anyone who can make it there…was there….including Rat Cow’s Belly Button…which I guess was a huge deal for her Belly Button…to be gutter instagram trash invited to such a trendy and exclusive event…she must really think she matters…even she’s like a Straight to DVD actor of the DVD era….thank god she fucked KANYE all those years ago before the BLURRED LINES VIDEO….other trash was there too…and here they are.

Amber Valletta with the deepest cameltoe the MET has ever seen…