DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

Camila Cabello’s Fat Cuban Ass in San Diego of the Day

Sienna Miller Topless in Europe of the Day

Elsa Hosk is Naked on the Beach of the Day

Lizzo Pollutes the Internet with her Fat Chick Propaganda of the Day

Maria Doroshina is the Instagram Of The Day

2019

Apr

Rachel McCord Nipples of the Day

No Comments »

Rachel McCord, who must be in her 40s, is out there with her nipples out trying to get noticed….

She is the Kourtney Kardashian of her family….the better looking version of the famous sister who attached herself to the famous sister to matter…only the McCord family don’t matter, and the famous sister Annalynne barely exists…and their story is more one of the sister got to LA on a show and the family followed cuz they wanted that brush with fame also…never quite amounting to anything but always going to the right parties where she made paparazzi friends that allow her to continue to exist while not actually mattering.

She’s basically a younger version of Phoebe Price and now she’s got her full tits out – always a great strategy to me…..

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Rachel McCord|SFW

2019

Apr

Elsa Hosk Bikini for Candice Swanepoel of the Day

No Comments »

Elsa Hosk is doing some shoot for Candice Swanepoel’s swimline.

Candice is clearly doing an “If you can’t beat them join them” as Elsa Hosk, who is the same age as her, and was hired as her replacement when she was pregnant, but who is SUBSTANTIALLY hotter than Candice and she probably knows it…so she uses her…not to mention ELSA doesn’t have a couple of kids that shattered her cunt…so book her….

Maybe Candice is exhausted from parenting with her staff of Nannies and doesn’t want to pull off the bikini modeling anymore, so she’s into using her replacement too, I mean she is making money off this collection so the more girls promoting it the better.

Maybe hot chicks aren’t as catty or jealous because they are secure with themselves, I mean Candice is rich off this shit what’s she got to prove…..

Maybe they are all BFFs who slumber party and fuck each other with dolphin shaped dildos…

SO many maybes, but on thing that is for sure, VS is obviously backing Candice’s private label, as models with bikini companies are a trend, and using their own talent to promote that off shoot brand…just makes sense.

WHO KNOWS….or CARES!

TO SEE MORE SKINNY HOT ELSA HOSK CLICK HERE

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2019

Apr

Selena Gomez Got Her New Tits On of the Day

No Comments »

Selena Gomez is looking more like a Mexican princess than ever..or maybe she looks more like a sex doll than ever….not that she hasn’t looked like a sex doll to you forever – you fucking Disney Pervert….the kind of guy who stares at Disney for the tits….even though the tits are tits you should not be looking at cuz they are not legal tits….only you are a half retard in your perversion and if Disney is making the content that gives you boners…shouldn’t they be at fault? Heck yeah they should. But they are too big and powerful and publicly traded that no one would try to take them down as sex offender so instead they put it on you…the innocent bystander who just can’t control his pervert urges.

Point being, she’s out of rehab, not looking overly LUPUS bloated, she’s survived Bieber’s marriage and hasn’t offed herself and she’s got new tits, new face, game on…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2019

Apr

Bella Thorne Nipple Ring of the Day

No Comments »

Recently single Bella Thorne…is out there acting like a recently single girl…trying to whore herself out for attention like her relationship with that dirty transgender looking dude who was clearly trying too hard to be a weirdo never happened…you know back to her old tricks on how she positioned herself to becoming a viral thing, not talking about her STD viruses, but on the social media…basically being a soft, tame, whore with her fake its out…

I find the break up whoring boring, repetitive, obvious, unstable…but any excuse to be a whore is good one….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2019

Apr

Ashanti Tits of the Day

No Comments »

I originally had these these Ashanti big girl tits in a see through outfit cued over 10 days ago…

I didn’t notice it in my DRAFT posts for obvious reasons….

No not race related reasons. I love black girls…

I just don’t love what Ashanti has done with herself…not that I remember her for being a hot popstar many years ago…but I do know she didn’t look like this and I am not quite sure what this is…maybe a Halloween Costume, some clown costume cuz she’s working kid’s birthday parties to pay the mortgage….you know that celeb life gets expensive!

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Ashanti|SFW

2019

Apr

Emma Rigby NUDES of the Day

No Comments »

Emma Rigby is some very fucking important UK Soap Opera starlet..from shows like Hollyoaks…and a bunch of other shit. She seems to have had a legit career but that’s not why I am saying she’s important… I am saying she’s important because she’s had a bunch of nudes put out to the internet this month….I didn’t see them because I avoid the nudes, even if it is the foundation of what I do here, because I don’t care enough about an actor’s pussy to get sued..and they will sue…

But sometimes, I have to give a girl who takes pics like this of herself what she wants by supporting er marketing efforts…as I am a believer in leaked nudes working for a bitch…just ask Kim K…and her billionaire family who exist cuz of the shit…

Posted in:Uncategorized

2019

Apr

Padma Lakshmi Nude of the Day

No Comments »

Padma Lakshminude for instagram….clearly loking for more billionaire sperm before her cunt dries – because like that Iraq Doctor said, there’s a sperm eating parasite out there that queers have in their asses, and that bitches who get knocked up by rich dudes on their wallet fuck have in their cunt….high end sper worms…

Point being…Padma is one of these clever hot enough and smart enough to manipulate men to get what she wants…cuz men are stupid, especially rich men…too busy to care, easily distracted by the tits, and if the whore seems to offer more than being a whore good times…even if she’s still a whore.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Padma Lakshmi|SFW

2019

Apr

Crackhead in a Store and Other Videos of the Day

No Comments »

Drunk Man on the Hood…

Drunk Man Run Over

Throwback Treadmill Runner Loses Pants

Interesting Brazlian Shooting instructor

Pro Lifers Should be Beat

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

No Comments »

I read some bullshit article on the fake news channels of the internet about how some doctor says gay men have a sperm eating worm in their asses, which is why they are gay…it’s parasitic not anything else..and I was like…oh I know some girls with that same worm in their cunts…only the worm doesn’t get all that sperm…cuz they have a bunch of different shade kids they are trying to manage from their motorized shopping cart at Walmart….

That said, I spent my night trying to look into the windows of ground floor apartments, I figure at least one of them as a girl changing for me to see her naked…you know good old fashioned peeping in real life…but as Karma would have it…I only saw some naked fat man eating a bowl of cereal….

I should spend my time doing productive things like writing poetry, you know since poetry is a lucrative business.

I wrote a practice poem to a spam email I got from a hotel company…about Chlamydia. I wonder if they will give me a free room….because I blamed their hotel for the Chlamydia…dirty sheets and such.

I also saw a drunk, thick, white trash woman with a giant tattoo on her arm….bend over in a short skirt at the convenience store….her full thonged ass basically in my face….her big fat labia filling her thong like a set of balls….talking to her equally wi ttrash friend about her how she likes to fill her insulated water bottle with half fireball, half run, topped off with coke….and I thought to myself…I like looking a panties filled with labia so much….I don’t care who the panties or the labia belong to….

Today my friend (that’s you)….I present you with FRIDAY morning stepLINKS…we call tem the hangover dump because I drink…drunkenstepfatehr you know…we call it a dumb because people shit in the morning….not me….I’m constipation station….at least that’s what my SPERM WORM calls me.

Stay fit.

Here are some somalian pirate stepLINKS…

Pam Anderson is MAD
CLICK HERE

Dumb Girl Takes a Shot of Salt not Tequila in this Salt Shot Challenge Video
CLICK HERE

Fight Breaks Out at a Comedy Show
CLICK HERE

Ariel Winter in Slutty Shorts
CLICK HERE

Selena Gomez Cleavage….
CLICK HERE

Bitches in Sao Paulo Fashion Week
CLICK HERE

Yoga Pants of the Day
CLICK HERE

Bill Cosby Asks for BAIL
CLICK HERE

Kate Beckinsale No Longer Fucks Pete
CLICK HERE

Just Caught in the Bathroom Fucking
CLICK HERE

Just Caught in the Restaurant Dyking Out
CLICK HERE

Martha Stewart of the Day
CLICK HERE

BETTER THAN PREPARATION H
CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS

2019

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

No Comments »

I’ve been convincing girls to get naked, to flash me, to show me their panties for as long as I can remember..and it’s really done nothing good for me…but I can call myself an original sexter…sexting before it was a thing. I would use a pocket calculator that had some note function…where I’d seductively ask girls in my class to describe their pussy…and despite being a pig, disgusting, they liked it….and for some reason…I got to see a lot of nipples…you see when you approach it right…girls are all about showing you their nipples…even if they don’t really want to…and that’s the key to life…the secret sauce….the promised land….the meaning of life…who fucking knows..but I do know there was no reason for me to be seeing their nipplesss…yet I was.

Now if only I applied that to something practical…like a career…IMAGINE that…I’d probably be high up in the corporate world or some sit.

Instead…

I’m still looking at pics of nipples at 50.

I use this on my Anus
CLICK HERE

Johnny Depps’ New Love is a Russian Gogo Dancer – Sounds Promising
CLICK HERE

Crazy girl Does Yoga in Tight Pants on an Insane Rock
CLICK HERE

Madonna Licking a Toe
CLICK HERE

Biden Says – Obama is the Only Famous Articulate black guy
CLICK HERE

Rat Cow in a Bathing Suit…in a Bathing Suit
CLICK HERE

Everything Streaming on TV
CLICK HERE

Amateur Firebreather – Needs more Practice
CLICK HERE

Amazon Delivery Took a Piss in the Driveway
CLICK HERE

Naked and Flexible on the Beach
CLICK HERE

John Singleton Has a Stroke – Due to Deep Vein Thrombosis – Is Likely Going to Die – Boyz n the Hood – Forever
CLICK HERE

Car Crashes into a Cafe
CLICK HERE

Scarjo on ALl Fours
CLICK HERE

Kim K – VISIBLE TIT
CLICK HERE

Japan’s Master Inventor
CLICK HERE

FKA TWIGS SLUTTY MUSIC VIDEO
CLICK HERE

Luke Perry’s Last Riverdale Episode Air…RIP….Now Kill that Shitty Show
CLICK HERE

Cop Wins a Basketball
CLICK HERE

Jia Lissa Slut
CLICK HERE

Bella Thorne Visible Tit
CLICK HERE

Rami Malek is a Fan of Bond 25
CLICK HERE

Influencer Photoshopped her Way to Coachella
CLICK HERE

KEY to SUCCESS – It Screws, It Smokes, It Rocks….
CLICK HERE

FIGHT Hangovers While Getting Drunk…
CLICK HERE

Our Favorite Thing to Smoke With…
CLICK HERE

The Best Weed Box!
CLICK HERE

===============
From the Forum

===============

TOPLESS CELEBS
CLICK HERE

Mila Kunis at an Event
CLICK HERE

Adrianne Palicki – at an Event
CLICK HERE

Elsa Hosk – Skinny
CLICK HERE

Shanina Shaik Fitness Shorts
CLICK HERE

Taylor Swift Shorts
CLICK HERE

Emma Roberts Still Hot to Me
CLICK HERE

Kim K Got her Tit Out
CLICK HERE

40 Year Old Demi Rose Celebrating her 24th Bday
CLICK HERE

Martha Hunt – Stll Owned by Taylor Swift
CLICK HERE

Katelyn Nacon – Worth a Fuck
CLICK HERE

Celine Farach – Worth a Fuck
CLICK HERE

LilY Collins – Ass – Kinda – Pretty Lame Actually
CLICK HERE

===============
From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
===============

Live Cam Girls TO Jack Off To –
CLICK HERE

Hot Fucking Reddit Amateur
CLICK HERE

Random Slutty Celeb
CLICK HERE

Random Weirdo Gym Shoot with her Big Tit Out
CLICK HERE

Big Titty Jiggle in the Pool
CLICK HERE

Lesbian SHOWER
CLICK HERE

Slutty AMateur
CLICK HERE

Yellow Bikini BOOTY SHAKE
CLICK HERE

AMateur with her Amazing Tits
CLICK HERE

Ferris Wheel FUCK
CLICK HERE

Attention Whore Fail
CLICK HERE

ACTS OF PUBLIC NUDITY
CLICK HERE

HOT TITTY BOUNCE – PUSSY PLAY
CLICK HERE

ICE on the TITTY
CLICK HERE

HUGE TITTY AMATEUR
CLICK HERE

HOT BOOTY SHAKE
CLICK HERE

Different Kind of Sex Toy
CLICK HERE

SO MANY BUTTS
CLICK HERE

Spread MEAT
CLICK HERE

Great ASS
CLICK HERE

TOO AWKWARD FOR PORN
CLICK HERE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

So Many Awesome LINKS Here….
CLICK HERE

///////////////////////////////////////////

FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:
INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | SNAPCHAT

SUPPORT ME ON PATREON HELP ME MAKE THIS SITE BETTER
CLICK HERE

Follow My SFW CAM GIRL Youtube Channel
CLICK HERE

///////////////////////////////////////////

———————————-
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Uncategorized