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Camila Cabello’s Fat Cuban Ass in San Diego of the Day

Sienna Miller Topless in Europe of the Day

Elsa Hosk is Naked on the Beach of the Day

Lizzo Pollutes the Internet with her Fat Chick Propaganda of the Day

Maria Doroshina is the Instagram Of The Day

2019

Apr

Gigi Hadid Bikini of the Day

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Big news…Gigi Hadid was in a bikini – and the world didn’t end…like “we’ve accomplished everything we need to see here”…because despite Gigi Hadid probably thinking she is the center of the fucking world…she really isn’t that important and either are her bikini pics…yet here I am posting them like they matter cuz I know you perverts enjoy staring at rich girls who bought a modelling career’s pink panty bikini bottoms….cuz what the fuck else is there to do in a day….work? Be productive. Find yourself. Find happiness. Find Love…Find Meaning. Find Purpose…..

Fuck that. Stare at bikinis to fill our void…our emptiness..our unhappiness…

Celebrate all that is wrong with the world …from consumerism to excess with one of the girls who represents that half naked.

Why not. Right.

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2019

Apr

Joan Smalls Topless of the Day

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Joan Smalls got her shirt off, just to show you all how smalls she is….

The Victoria’s Secret model, who may not actually be a Victoria’s Secret model…but that I will assume is a Victoria’s Model because it’s a modern era where black people like Joan Smalls are allowed to work for white Jewish brands as one of their spokesmodels to connect with their black audience, which is large….to pretend they aren’t racist and for white people…you know get paid where you can…we are all God’s People….and we all need underwear – no discrimination.

This topless picture of her is weird. I don’t really understand the dramatic “look at me with my intense look while on a bed in jeans”…cry for likes.

But I am not the artist or rich model that Joan Smalls is….She knows what she’s doing…and this is how she’s doing it.

I’d rather be looking at her labia. But that’s just me….and I’m a guy who has never had sex with a black girl due to racism. Not my racism. I love black girls….but Their racism…towards me…which may be less about racism and more about me being an unshowered, creepy and disgusting loser…

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2019

Apr

Lily Becker Tit Slip of the Day

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Tennis icon Boris Becker has a wife. Her name is Lily. Lily Becker…Boris Becker’s wife…has tits. Bolt on tits.

This is not the first time we’ve seen her tits, her bolt on tits and it probably isn’t the last time we will see her tits. Why else would she buy them if she wasn’t planning on using them….I mean it could very well be why she’s with Boris, or maybe they were a gift from Boris cuz like all Germans he’s got fetishes and those fetishes require tits.

I don’t know them. I just know that they are rich Europeans…and tits in Europe are like shirts..and like your T-shirts…they get jerked off on…but are still “de-Sexualized”..like your t-shirts.

It is not fair that men, especially fat men can go topless, but eager sluts aren’t allowed, when eager sluts are who SOCIETY want to see topless….and as per instagram topless is what eager sluts what to be.

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2019

Apr

Paulina Gaitan Naked of the Day

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Paulina Gaitan is some actress getting naked for an Amazon show called Diablo Guardian

It is a very important show.

She is a very important actress.

With a very important role.

Cuz the tits are often times what make a show worth watching..

So here are the tits and now you don’t hav to watch the show ..

We got the good parts here.

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2019

Apr

Can’t Stop this Skinny Girl….and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Man at the NAVAL Base

Truck Driver Forgets his Truck

Turkey in a Guy’s Truck…

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2019

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There is something magical about watching white trash families at walmart buying hot dogs….with their dirty mud covered greasy kids….that look like they are neglected or half retarded as they look at passerbys all cross eyed in what looks like a cry for help thanks to mom and dad’s meth addiction..because it’s nice to see that romance still exists and that some marriages end in overdoses not divorce….

It’s the good, old fashioned, American dream…

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Some naked chick of the Day
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BLIND DUDE FALLS INTO THE TRACKS
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Anne Hathaway Quit Drinking cuz she FUCKING SUCKS
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2019

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ll have what she’s having….hopefully in 12-24 hours….while I am eating her ass is a great way to make friends at the local lunch spot.

It works better when you work with her, so when you get back to the office or warehouse or dumpster you work at…you can get yourself fired like the lose you are – all because people have no respect for romance….and don’t reward romance or celebrate romance – despite what that HALLMARK channel lies to us about – those cunts.

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Emma Stone – Gross Leg Bitch
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Courtney Stodden Attention Seeking Easter Bunny Slut
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Salma Hayek Married for Love
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Tiffany is Still Alive and Has Ruined my Favorite Karoke Song
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Sara Sampaio Fishermen Net Oufit at Coachella as a Tribute to her Portuguese Family
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MAGA Couple Held at Gun for MAGA Hats
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Brandi Glanville is Nuts
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Restoring the Original Gameboy
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JFK’s Grandson has a Crush on KEendall Jenner
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Naughty PARENT of the Day
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Pollen Explodes
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Dua Lipa Slutty in Elle
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2019

Apr

Kelly Brook Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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I have a love hate relationship with her, which in and of itself is fucking weird since I have never met her and will never meet her, and really I am just having a relationship with pictures on a screen, which is probably not the weirdest thing I have had a relationship with, but it is up there…

She’s got these massive tits, that sometimes come with a massive everything else because she’s pushing 40 and like most girls with big tits she gets fat easily…but right now…she’s not at her fattest…

But she is pretty naked, I guess she figures the last 4 or 5 years since her ABORTION – and Moving to LA…hasn’t been as lucrative as it could have been, so she’s going back to her roots.

Speaking of her abortion that she marketed as a miscarriage – to be accessible and not alienate her PRO LIFE fans….which is a weird concept cuz if you’re pro life – why you looking at TITS – god will be mad at you – cuz pro life means you believe in life that has a higher purpose than that of the mother who should have the right to decide if she wants to shit out some lecherous thing growing inside of her before it’s too late and she has to murder it like Casey Anthony….

Point being…she’s menopausal anyway…we don’t need to worry about her glory days as she tries to channel her glory days with her titties out.

FUN STUFF.

Where’s the clits at?

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2019

Apr

Jordyn Jones Slutty of the Day

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Jordyn Jones looks like she likes to have a good time…

I love that every instagram photo looks like a dramatic Playboy shot of the 1970s – when it was an original thing…

All dramatic, grasping her face, like a Southern Girl who’s horse just ran off…

A Damsel in Distress…

Like her puppy just died…

Dramatic…but so badly done….

Half naked though…makes it AIGHT by me…that means ALRIGHT in 2002 speak…which is probably when this bitch was born.

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2019

Apr

Madison Beer – Attention Seeking of the Day

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Ask any college girl from the last 30 years since I was first hanging out at college parties for the black out drunk sluts who have no morals, aren’t uptight, are down for a good time, and didn’t complain about a bad fuck….how to get everyone at the party to look at you…and it goes a little something like what Madison Beer is doing at Coachella in her FAME whoring….

I don’t know if this sells records, or if her mom put her up to this in their family meeting of how to get views on her shit cuz she’s not that good…

But it’s such basic tactics…that I am glad to see going on in this RAPE culture, don’t sexualize me, but I’ll sexualize myself and show the world my cunt hole..and wombat hole….cuz I’m the boss of me…era of nonsense..

Good old basic chicks kissing.

Gets the job done.

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