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2019

03

Apr

Nicole Scherzinger Bikini Tits of the Day

40 year old Nicole Scherzinger…yes she is 40 years old…which in our era allows women to continue to exist…even in bikinis…even if it is unnatural and makes no real sense.

I always just assumed Scherzinger was born a dude, lived this woman life because she could tour the world and perform everynight without getting her period…you know, know bloating, and a solid dose of testosterone to keep her muscular despite taking the women hormones to soften her dude features…

I mean there was never an act as TRANNY as the PUSSYCAT dolls…

Well. We can assume that the face injections that all the ladies are getting, her dancing and fit body, has allowed her to carry her fake tits into another decade…it’s not like she has destroyed herself with childbirth…I wonder why…suspicious…

Point of the story is, if she is a tranny and you’ve jacked off to her you’re a queer.

Here is some of her workout erotica

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2019

03

Apr

Maria Menounos Tits of the Day

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I guess Maria Menounos wants you to remember her now that she’s not on nightly TV…

Unfortunately she’s not doing it by communicating with us through her Greek Vagina (anus) – like she was orchestrating some kind of puppet show…

There was a kid in my elementary school who used to do that on recess…He would call it a “red eyed mooner”…clearly a molested child…you have that in white trash communities..

I feel like Menounos and her greek vagina would do that lost art justice…

I have a dream, and it may not be a very good dream, it may not be a very hard to deliver dream, and it doesn’t even need to be Maria Menounos partaking in my dream, she just reminded me of the dream, since I have 40 ideas this good daily….and that dream is…a Shakespearean play performed by women’s assholes..

That said, here are Menounos tits.

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2019

03

Apr

Homeless Sex…and Other Videos of the Day

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Tranny Pee Break

Woman Sefies BUM Fight

Crackhead Spits on Guys Head

Vegan Protestor Eating Raw Meat..

Topless Protestors Get Arrested

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2019

03

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Since being kicked off twitter, and lazily starting a new twitter, ( DRUNKENSTEPFAT with about as much passion or excitement as one can possibly have for twitter….which is pretty much zero….

The only people interacting with me, basically attacking me and calling me a queer, are pro-lifers…

All because I said that abortion is great,or kids are the worst STD…or some shit…

Seems to be something people are passionate about, which I guess explains why they spend their days on the outside the abortion clinic protesting abortion..

If I had that level of passion for anything in life, the passion they have for no killing babies, when babies pre-birth are the best thing to kill…

I’d probably be successful…

I like to think I have that much passion and it is in not being successful…I fucking kill it at that bro.

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Kourtney Kardashian in Black Panties…
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Next Level Cosplay
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Trump Trolls Biden’s Perversions…
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The Hosts of the View Defend Biden.
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Ari Emmanuel’s Awesome House
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Home Inspector Finds Live Wires.
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Just a Couple of Dudes – Helping Each Other Out
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Truck Driver Destroys Truck
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A Gallery of Asses
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Woman Parks Crooked – Blames Everyone
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2019

02

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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People are such idiots.

I was just drinking at a bar next to some lesbian looking feminists who probably fuck a different dude every night to really secure and intellectualize feminism…despite being lesbians who believe in no genders….and who are actually just roommates but pretend to be lesbians to seem more progressive and inclusive….you know since they fuck dudes but don’t like to have that patriarchal concept of hetero relationship…even though it’s gay to bang trannies…

Well, they were ranting about how when BIDEN, someone I guess they like, touches a woman’s hair and kisses it’s totally non sexual and clearly the woman is just out to get him….not to mention it was 6 years ago – get over it……

Yet…in the same breath, they say Kavanaugh was a rapist, we are victim blaming, believe all women, who tell rape stories from 50 years ago, even after dude was was proven to be innocent enough in court…

Keep in mind we are in Canada, like who fucking cares….

But these hairy armpit idiots…are so fucking inconsistent, like choose a fucking opinion and stick to it…you flip flopping fair weather opinion cunts…

I shouldn’t drink during the day – but society forces me to.

Ginger Spice Says She Didn’t Bang Scary Spice
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Ted Bundy Trailer – Looks Evil..
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Crazy Woman VS CNN – Calling Them Fake News
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Angry Woman VS Fast Food Spot
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Farrah Abraham – Titties….
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Tony Hawk Terrorizes Kids…Lock Him Up
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Firefighters Get Hit by Water Cannon
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Prince Harry and Megan Markle Get Instagram – Cuz a THOT IS A THOT IS A THOTCLICK HERE

Ivanka Trump’s Stalker Sounds Awesome…
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Teacher Fired for Topless Selfie…
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Ass in Tight Jeans Watches 90 Year Old Dance
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Atlantic City McDonald’s Brawl
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Irina Shayk – Cameltoe in Leggings of the Day
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Gene Simmons’ Rockstar Photo…
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Lupita’s 5 Favorite Horror Movies.
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Marycake is Hot and Asian…
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Drunk Dude VS SAIL
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J.Lo – Slutty Outfit
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The Nipsy Hussle Killer
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Jeff Bezos’ Dick Pic was Leaked by the Saudi Government
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Ariana Grande May Have Come Out As Bisexual In Her New Song
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Mick Jagger May Die
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Chair Balancing Fail…
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Old Bitch in a Bikini
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Grant Gustin Vaped and Set off Plane Alarm….
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Woman Tries to Destroy COSTCO
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Kristen Bell at an Event
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Victoria Silvstedt – Still a Whore
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Vanessa Hudgens – Leggings
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Jodie Comer – Not – Cumming
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Sofia Carson Legs….
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Anna Chlumsky – Holding a Mic like a Cock…
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Kelly Brook Legs….
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Elle Fanning Creeps me Out….
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Sophie Turner Titties in a Photoshoot…
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Sam Faiers – White clothes Photoshoot
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Kristen Bell – Fitness Outfit…
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Amateur Flesh – Thrash Bird….
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Remember the LIMBO Pussy Flash…It is Great
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The Art of Seduction…..
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Spring Break in Limo
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Valentina Naked by te Window…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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ASSES!
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Reddit Amateur – SEXY WENCH
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Worst Rub and Tug Ever…
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Dude and his Girl Hit the Glory Hole
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Hot Butt Shot on a the Beach with a Girl in a Silly Hat
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Self Fisting to the Elbow – Masterful…
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Double Anal Fisting
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Big Back Ass with Suspnders….
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Sports Bra Trying to Repress these Tits
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Dead Sugar Baby of the Day
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Naked Women….
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Tits at the Train Station…..
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Joy Corrigan – Topless
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2019

02

Apr

Romee Strijd Naked of the Day

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Romee Strijd is a hot Victoria’s Secret model – doing Victoria’s Secret things, like being an overpaid half naked hot chick in photos….but unlike Victoria’s Secret content that is pretty fucking shit…she’s out here bare assed.

The problem with Victoria’s Secret is that they aren’t properly utilizing the whores they hire, create, make into celebrities..

These women are all willing to get fucking naked, so get them fucking naked, rather than leave it up to them to get naked….

Make more out of that contract, that pay check, and them being contractually obligated get naked is irrelevant because they are all winning at life and willing to get naked…

This would take zero fucking effort on the part of the brand, to put out a collection based on pussy…having every last one of these girls spread eagled…you know follow the market, follow the trend, the world is perverted and their models have vaginas we want to see.

Instead they are mall brand and christian and safe, despite being Jewish owned…

Gotta compete with everyone being a naked slut, sex addict, weirdo out there…

I mean give the exhibitionist whore the venue to show the world her butthole…it’s what the people want, it’s what she wants, it is what you are paying her for…

While we wait for VS to step up there game, we can luckily get to stare at other pics she’s participating in, because she’s a model, a half naked model…who also gets fully naked.

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2019

02

Apr

Charlotte Lawrence Bra Top of the Day

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Is Charlotte Lawrence…Jennifer Lawrence’s sister? Maybe she is Jennifer Lawrence’s daughter she had with Weinstein when she sold her soul to get famous…

Maybe she’s Joey Lawrence’s daughter? Woah….

Or maybe she’s Martin Lawrence’s wife…

We’ll just never fucking know…but we do get to see her in a bra…and that’s more important than knowing why we are looking at her in a bra….we don’t need backstories – we just need titties….

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2019

02

Apr

Top 20 Nude Girls on Instagram for CBD of the Day

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To celebrate a 20 percent off deal from our CBD partner
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CBD takes down inflammation, helps with pain, helps with sleep, and whether you believe it or not, it’s a fucking fact…

I use it on my Hemorrhoids and digestion, eat this shit daily, yes I have Hemorrhoids, I am fat, alcoholic who eats shit and sits all day…not having Hemorrhoids would be the weird thing…and I deal with them with CBD…

IF you believe that modern medicine is the answer, downing your opiates, you are just a fucking idiot who doesn’t realize that natures most powerful plant – HEMP – has all kinds of benefits – and that is precisely why the government shut them down.

Conspiracy theory or not….the fact remains that hemp is cheap to produce, it’s a fucking weed, and has solution for everything from ROPE to PLASTICS to Pain Killers….

Killing off too many industries….but now it’s getting the press it deserves….only it’s not fully mainstream, only 2,000,000 people in the USA use it…that leaves a lot of room for you and all your friends to try out it out for yourself…

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2019

02

Apr

Maria Kn Nude Girl in Pictures of the Day

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I REFUSE TO CALL HER A MODEL…just because she’s in front of the camera – doesn’t mean SHIT…

She’s a self proclaimed model, a DIY model, but that doesn’t make you a model.

I think any profession, needs the general population to think of you as that thing you want to be, before you can consider yourself that thing.

For EXAMPLE, I write a blog every day of my life, it’s been 15 years of this, EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE. Multiple updates a day….but that doesn’t make me a writer.

If I met someone anywhere and they asked me what I do, I’d NEVER say I am a writer, and not just because I am ashamed of writing a blog, which I am…it’s pretty fucking lame…BUT because I am not a writer.

I own the blog I write…I will become a writer the day I get a book published, or a movie produced, or I get HIRED to be a writer…

I was paid to write once maybe twice in my life, fired for bother projects because I am not a writer…

If someone says “Here’s some money, write this for me”…I will accept that “ok, maybe I’m a writer”…

But what these instagram people are doing is deciding what they are, projecting what they are, and other people are embracing it.

So because she’s naked in front of the camera….she’s a girl who gets naked in front of the camera…it gets more views and likes…but until the outside world thinks she’s a model… she is just a girl who gets naked on camera..

So here is Maria KN naked on camera.

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2019

02

Apr

Ashley Greene Dumpy in a Bikini of the Day

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Ashley Greene is not Ashley Graham…but she’s getting there because she looks fucking DUMPY, which I guess is the whole Ashley Graham plus sized model strategy….which has made Ashley Graham more important than Ashley Greene…who even when she was famous, no one knew who she was…

She was just some Florida Trash that some how managed to get onto the Twilight movies, which allowed her to matter more than she every should have mattered, and more than she ever will matter, because Twilight was a phenomenon…only she wasn’t…

I wrote her off when she came out saying she was abstinent or celibate, waiting until marriage with her promise ring with the Jonas Brothers…when she was dating the Jonas brothers…I just hate bullshit liars, and knew there was no way this bitch hadn’t been fucked from every angle, every way, from any cock that could help her get onto the TWILIGHT SAGA….

So now, 10 years later she still sucks, but I felt like drawing some attention to it….especially while she’s in a bikini looking like shit…as she’s in a bikini looking like shit..

So everyone out there…remember Ashley Greene who was once famous…look how badly she’s rotted out…as she rocks her dumpy stomach bikini bottoms….like a 40 year old at the 3 star all inclusive resort.

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