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2019

14

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am so irrelevant on social media, and in live, I mean I like to consider myself relevant in my home, at least to my dog, that fucker loves me every time he wants to eat, but as a concept, on a global level…I am irrelevant….So irrelevant that the only tweets I get are from months ago when I commented on some post by some media outlet about rapist getting off because girl was wearing sexy panties, I mean we all get off to sexy panties, but they were saying the sexy panties was proof she wanted to get laid…and I agreed…because I know women and if they are going on a date with potential of sex, they are going to wear sexy panties…if they are going on a date with someone they don’t want to fuck, they are in the biggest softest, period stained comfortable panties…it’s a fact..

Some fat chick wrote me saying she wears her g-string because it makes her feel great…not for sex..to which I said….that’s not a g-string….it just fits that way…fatty…

Because fat jokes isn’t fat shaming…it’s fun.

Louis CK Gave Some Chef an STD and Deals with it in a Pretty Funny Way – His Best Comedy Yet.
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Shooting at a Mall in UTAH Footage
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Chris Pratt Jesus Freak Engaged to Katherine Schwarzenegger
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Female UFC Fighter Beats a Dude who Tried to Rob Her
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MORNING TITTIES
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Jeff Bazos’ Girlfriend in a Bikini and She Is Not Worth 75 Billion Dollars
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Alex Daddario Not Hot in See Through Dress
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Travis Scott Bribes NFL
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Tire Falls Off Rim
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Old White Trash Karaoke Video to Bring in the Day
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2019

11

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I spent many years trying to be the most hated guy on the internet, but the mistake was that I wasn’t relevant before I became the most hated guy on the internet, so I guess the key to being the most hated man on the internet, the kind woman protest, that people stalk and try to kill, requires being mainstream first…otherwise you’re just the potty mouth tourettes in the corner of the room….that the people who do know you exist just say “oh he’s just doing this for attention to get noticed, he’s not a real threat”…and they ignore all the fat and misogynistic comedy…that isn’t funny…

Now, there are just so many people to hate, saying the craziest shit all day, and it is impossible to compete or ever achieve my childhood dream of being the most hated guy on the internet…even though I was 40 when the internet was invented…..

I am in this place of irrelevance and incapable of offending people…and it’s sad….

If I hit social media to offend people, I just get deleted…

So I am stuck going back to the drawing board to find ways to make people upset….while making other people laugh..a hero to no one…but here we are…..

Here are some stepLINKS….

Melissa Joan Hart VS the JEws
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Tim Tebow Engaged to Miss Universe
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Airport Ground Crew Put on a Show….
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Julianne Hough – Pokies
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Amber Heard – Rock Hard Nipple
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Jeff Bazos’ New Pussy
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Where’s my Garbage Can…
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Emma Stone is Disgusting at Some Event
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Ashley Judd Fails at Sexual Harassment Suits
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The Rock Hates Snowflakes
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CNN doesn’t like Local Views that Don’t Match Their Views
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Bella Thorne Tight Shirt
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Insane Bikini Fetish of the Day
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Ariel Winter Big Tits in a Slutty Dress
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Bus Driver Saves a Baby
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Riding in a Driverless Taxi
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Patti LaBelle Slapped Mariah Carey
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Marisa Papen Naked in St Tropez
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Hot Chicks….
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Ashley Graham – Nipple
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Joan Smalls Ass in Bikini
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BBQ Barrel Bites Back
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2 Gender Spider
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MJ Raped Little Boys – Stop Victim Blaming
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Cali Church VS Bruce Jenner…
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Mean Field Goal Tweeters Demonstrate their Field Goal Attempts…as ESPN tries to go Viral….
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Serena Williams in a Bathing Suit – BAD
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Keri Russell Lives – Felicity Fans Rejoice
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LA is the place of new faces – check out Lea Michele’s New Face!!
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Maia Mitchell Lookin Hot
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Drew Barrymore Photoshoot..
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Chantel Jeffires is a Monster
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Reese Witherspoon for VOGUE
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Brie Larson – Gross Workout Leggings Ass
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Josephine Skriver Hot Shoot….
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Karlie Kloss Dressed Mormon
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LilY Rose Depp Sucking Bottles – Leaving the Gym
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Lea Miche Manged Face
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Dove Cameron in a Not Slutty Enough Shoot
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Old Cleavage of the Day
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Still has Tits
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Priscilla Presley Old as Fuck
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Peyton Roi – Legs
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From stepSMUT!!

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These are some Crazy Fucking Tits
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RANDOM TUMBLR PORN IS NOT CANCELLED….
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Just a Girl who Documents her Peeing
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Reddit Exhibitionist Diverightin81
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Another Reddit Flasher with Monster Tits –
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Amateur Riding
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Slutty Secretaries
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Slipping in the TUb Almost Kills a Bitch
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Challenge Accepted
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I wonder if the Tattoo Owner was Raped by a Priest
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Snapchats of 2018
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Side Boob of the Day
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Rubykodama Hot AMATeur
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Winter Titty Flash
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There is a Monster Tit in this Gallery
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Stop! Shower time
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BUSTED!
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Monster Tits…
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ROOBY Q is Hot and in Lingerie
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Big Titty Surprise
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Trinity Moore Pussy Flash
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Big Old Nasty Tits
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3 Naked amateurs in the Bath
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sneaky Pussy Lick of the Day
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2019

11

Jan

Cambrie Schroder Silver Spoons Nipple Slip of the Day

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When you’re a 22 year old girl, with a dad who was on TV, even if he never did much after Silver Spoons, he was super fucking famous thanks to there only being 3 networks back then- so all of America would watch him…..it only makes sense that you want to be current on social media….you want to be on trend with your slutty outfits and poses…you want to be a fake model who stages instagram model shoots…you want to flash your tits cuz you don’t wear a bra…it all feeds back into the need for celebrity of your own for doing nothing….

This Cambrie girl actually has a bit of a better hustle than the other rich whores, she is out there promoting her own bikini line, and when you mix entrepreneurial hustle, with half naked whore hustle….I appreciate it more than just whore hustle…because they want to whore so bad…the created a business to be the excuse for such whoring…and that’s far more lucrative and impressive than just whoring and hoping rich men throw money at you for nudes, or your premium account, or to escort them to Cannes or some other even in Dubai where they shit on you….

clever.

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2019

11

Jan

Aimee Lou Wood Gets Fucked for TV of the Day

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There is a new Gillian Anderson show on Netflix from the UK called Sex Education….which I’ve unfortunately been watching all day thanks to having no job…and it included some tits, like these tits on one of the Characters played by Aimee Lou Wood….I’m halfway through the season and there’s another set of tits on some ugly girl…with great tits….so I guess you perverts now have something to do this weekend…thanks to the premise…high school student with sex therapist mom gives sex therapy advice to high school students played by 18 year olds so you can jerk off to them like the fetish they are trying to cater to…highschool sex in an era of high schoolers giving rim jobs at recess…..and it comes with tits and sexual dialog and a black gay dude who wears makeup and women’s clothing…..sex positive people….

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2019

11

Jan

Delilah Hamlin Wet Bikini of the Day

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Look everyone – Lisa Rina’s daughter is a half naked, get in a bikini, because bikini pics get the most engagement, kind of whore you’d expect her to be, despite being rich and having access to do and study pretty much anything, but why bother, when you can be a vapid little half naked whore instead….there’s more upside to having fans and dudes jerking off to you…didn’t you know….

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2019

11

Jan

Taylor Hill Pussy Print of the Day

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Taylor Hill has the best Cameltoe of the week. I mean I can pretty much see her uterus, which is what I generally like about bikini bottoms that are one size too small that with the right amount of movement, or wetness,, allows us all to see her fucking soul…

I mean this Cameltoe pussy definition is so pronounced, I feel like it has a mind of it’s own, like it’s trying to escape her body and shout “I’m here too”…because as of now, whenever I hear the name Taylor Hill, in all her Victoria’s Secret marketing glory, I will remember this day…the day we met her pussy filled with bikini like it was Ashley Graham at the buffet.

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2019

11

Jan

Camila Morrone Bikini of the Day

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Camila Morrone is the year long fake girlfriend of homosexual Leon, I prefer LEON to LEO, it just makes more sense to me….

I assume that LEON and his girlfriend’s mom were friends, and this was a tactic to help his friend out by elevating her daughter’s career by being the publicity tool used to build her up….unless they are truly in love…in which case they should probably spend more time together…rather than the publicity stunt pic to hide his homosexuality…but teaching her how to act…because I watched her in a Bruce Willis movie recently and she’s real fucking shit…and she was in a Coma the whole time…the way you’d want to see a vapid busty bratty cunt…you know so that you can knock her up like that dude at the long care facility did to that vegetable who gave birth a few weeks ago…sick fucks…she may not work but the pussy still does I guess…

Anyway…Camila Morrone has good tits.

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2019

11

Jan

Tao Wickrath Instathot of the Day

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Tao Wickrath is an instagram thot with 22k followers posting her nudes on the gram because that’s how you get noticed…

Apparently, she’s from France, I don’t know if that’s true, I spent 13 seconds googling her which was definitely far too much time, she’s not worth the effort….another fat Kardashian looking whore….like we’re not tired of this body shape….and all girls are out in the gym trying look similar to this dumpy shit.

I don’t get it…but she exists and people barely care…but that doesn’t mean she’s not stepping up her whore effort…you know to be the next other one from the UK that looks like a Kardashian and gets higher hourly rates for their whoring in the middle east where she works.

This is the shit she posts on Instagram

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2019

11

Jan

Madison Beer In Bed with a Dog of the Day

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The people like Madison Beer. I assume it is just the creeps who found her on Youtube when she was underage and being sold off to the highest bidder by her mother, the highest bidder ended up being Justin Bieber, who I guess has helped him cultivate her celebrity after she jacked up her face quite a lot, and decided a better look for her was muppet….

When she’s not on her phone putting up shameless content self promoting her low level talented self….she’s out there with the paparazzi as slutty as she can be without being called a slut by the judgemental people out there, even though she’s a woman and in being a woman she can dress how she wants, and it’s not up to us to sexualize her or the fact that she’s wearing a fucking kleenex over her hot young tit….as a shirt….crazy times.

Pokies…

More…

Here she is in a different bra

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2019

11

Jan

Claire Guena Seems to be an Actual Model and These Her Tits of the Day

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Claire Guena has 17,000 followers and is signed to a few agencies that sound familiar, which may not be saying much, because it seems that the agencies are all signing instagram girls, to cultivate them and create celebrity out of them, in hopes of them going viral, and there really are no size or shape requirements….so sign everyone…

But that doesn’t mean it’s not an accomplishment for Claire Guena to be signed…but pulling her tits out for her art, her photoshoot, her marketing campaign to get famous, in a world where fame doesn’t matter….and everyone is famous….there are still people who get paid more than other people for getting slutty in front of the camera…and that’s good enough for me to buy into their nonsense and appreciate that they are at a level where they only fuck rich dudes…

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