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2019

03

Jan

Alexis Ren Erotica of the Day

When your rocking viral instagram body that has likely had a bit of work done to it to maintain the lie you’ve created on social media…that has garnered you some level of fame…enough fame to get onto the TV channels trying to tap into social media…not sure how to compete so they blindly hire some low level fake tits who had a viral travel channel with her boyfriend that targeted horny women with shitty lives everywhere to have that dream life…like a motivational poster of the generation….only to be reminded when it is all over that TV is dead…but that Alexis Ren can still produce whorish content for her feed…it’s all she knows…and I’m ok with that…because when you look behind her fetal alcohol syndrome baby head….she looks good half naked…hence the level of pervert followers she’s got…that lured the execs at Dancing with the Stars to sign her up…

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2019

03

Jan

Delilah Hamlin Topless of the Day

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Delilah Hamlin is Lisa Rina’s prostitute daughter who reminds me of her mother in that she’s got face injections, but more importantly she’s keeping her mom’s legacy up by sexualizing herself, despite the family having money beyond any of their dreams, enough money that their daughter doesn’t need to be a sex worker, yet for some reason, a reason we can all assume is ego, narcissism, keeping up with the Kardashians and all that other exciting nonsense that is ridiculous but LA vapid emptiness….the family business of getting naked or half naked with your plastic surgery for attention continues.

Why become a contributing member of society when you can be some slutty half naked rich kid girl who lives in a life of luxury getting naked on the internet for free….

Makes perfect sense to me.

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2019

03

Jan

Barbara Palvin Erotica of the Day

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Barbara Palvin is the fat Victoria’s Secret model that they fired or laid off while waiting for her to get her shit together by starving her fat self….only to be brought back into the mix with Victoria’s Secret conveniently after they got attacked by media, persecuted by the press, guilty by the court of public opinion for saying they don’t want to use trannies in their campaigns, or fat chicks, cuz they like using hot chicks, which you’d think would be their right as a company selling shitty made in China lingerie but that is in fact not their choice in this era of Social Justice Warriors who know better than the billion dollar brands and who sit around trying to find flaws in marketing messages, tweets by people of interest, all while watching Keeping Up with the Kardashians…it’s so fucking backwards..

I have met Social Justice Warrior types who target one person they saw in a Meme, while being a half naked, trying to be an influencer, coke party slut into gangbangs if the dudes are rich….get so mad cuz a Comedian makes a joke…or a brand doesn’t like fat chicks…or if their Cafeteria serves Indian food made by a Mexican….it’s just insane but instead of the media saying “you’re all nuts” they pander to them, coddle them, and issue public apologies…PUSSIES.

The point is that I guess they told Palvin to fatten herself up again, cuz she has, maybe she’s pregnant, or maybe they need someone they can pretend is Plus Sized to redeem themselves in this crazy internet world filled with uptight cunts showing their cunts.

Here she is being the Victorias Secret plus size model

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2019

03

Jan

Chanel West Coast Shakes Her Ass of the Day

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I would write a poem for Chanel West Coast….because I am a poet and not a rapper like her..you know culturally appropriating the black folks and their culture while being some white Southern California bullshit girl who was on an MTV show where she played the secretary, a job she probably should have kept, a career she probably should have focused on, filing paperwork, rather than single-filing men into her cunt to get a music career that still hasn’t happened 10 years after being first introduced to us…I mean being on MTV in 2008 was a solid way to be more than what Chanel West Coast has become…but at least she’s still a whore.

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2019

03

Jan

Guy Attacks Woman Outside Club and Other Videos of the Day

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News Anchor Fail

Man Mad at Pregnant Whore

UPS Delivers Package to Homeless Man

Heavy Man on a Horse

Tranny Bum – of the Day

Robber vs Clerk

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2019

03

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s January 3rd, 363 Days Left to Make the Changes that matter. Sure you haven’t done it yet, but there is always June…or maybe next December when planning for 2020…it’s an important year, you know a whole new decade..

It’s January 3rd, and I haven’t stopped talking about New Years…I am the guy who will wish people a Happy New Year through April….

I am also always impressed when I write down the right date when writing fake checks to myself to fraud the banks.

The highlight of my night was walking by an art gallery drunk, seeing an artistic nude of some skinny girl with a labia filled bald pussy in the window…and seeing three homeless dudes jerking off to it…not because I like homeless dudes jerking off…but because I joined in on the party like a couple of frat boys in the locker room….not really, but I do like being reminded that we are all fucking primates behind all this bullshit….

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2019

02

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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2018, and I am sure 2017 were the year of girls on social media making depressing relatable content about relationships, their looks, etc….where they would write things about Pain. Suffering. Loneliness. Death. Being fat. Not wanting to go out to the party. It was some millennial shit that came with half naked pics….it is this quirky, teen angst but with 20-somethings…that everyone laughs at, thinks is brilliant and shares with each other…

I hope that shit ends….and we can go back to just seeing the nude pics. That’s my New Years resolution for all you sad people making your sad jokes about being sad….stop it…and focus on talking about your masturbating. I like reading about your masturabting…..

I am talking to the girls out there with their angsty millennial overly open and honest but curated, crafted, even stolen by other people, cuz they aren’t original…

Penthouse Forum is the needs and want…not reading your nerdy girl diary from when you were 15 but now 25 and working on sugar babying.

I am sure none of you have any idea what I am talking about, because I am current, with it, and I see what the kids are consuming….with their Man-Splaining, Toxic Masculinity, I’m just a girl and this is the raw me, nonsnese….the only raw I’m into is raw doggin’. Condoms are for sick people. Condoms are for pussies. Condoms are so 1990. Don’t you watch porn? Teen pregnancy is the only risk of sex and even that is just another thing you can use as a prop on your IG…

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2019

02

Jan

Adriana Lima Weird Swimsuit Erotica of the Day

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I thought Adriana Lima expired / retired from Victoria’s Secret after dragging that shit on and on and on and on for years after years after years…in the never ending cycle of bullshit promo modeling that made her lots of millions of dollars…who was either too narcissistic to realize how ugly she had got to care about how ugly she got….or just didn’t realize she aging badly….even though all women realize they are aged the way a sandwich in your lunchbox ages….not a good kind of aging…even if he has some probiotics to help your gut health….it can probably poison you…or maybe it was a so exposed all these years, whatever, fuck you pay me, situation….some people can’t handle seeing pics of themselves, while others are totally into shitty pics of themselves….especially when millions of dollars come with it…like “I don’t want to see myself, but if you do and you’ll pay me, ok”….it’s just sex work on another level really…

Either way….LIMA is still in a bathing suit…even when she’s announced that she’ll stop….because that’s the kind of person she is…a LIAR!.

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2019

02

Jan

Bebe Rexha Big Albanian Tits of the Day

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Bebe Rexha Big Albanian Tits Bouncing White Shirt Braless

First Poll of 2019. Do you like fat 30 year old tits that were behind the scenes in the music industry before taking life by the balls and deciding that they were self absorbed egos who wanted the glory that comes with celebrity…even if they aren’t that hot, but in the era of the fat chick, cross referenced with Adele’s celebrity, why write hits for others, when you can do it for your damn self…plus you got tits, and people like tits….

I guess that’s not really a poll…but it is an ALBANIAN…

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2019

02

Jan

Emmy Rossum in a Bikini of the Day

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Emmy Rossum we have seen you naked…you dumb cunt.

I hate Emmy Rossum for no official reason. Just one of those celebs I think suck for no reason. We don’t need a reason to hate them. They are already all very hate worthy just being the assholes that they are….but some of them are less irritating and offensive than the others…some entertain me and I appreciate their nonsense…while others just eat away at my soul whenever I see them. Naked or not….bikini or not…just pure shit…

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