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2019

03

Jan

Harley Quinn Smith Bikini of the Day

Harley Quinn Smith Bikini

Harley Quinn Smith is Kevin Smith’s daughter, who you’d expect to look like this, because her dad is Kevin Smith….

He may be a survivor of Heart Attacks from Obesity…but he’s not the genetically enhanced sperm you’d expect to make a hot girl….

But luckily thanks to technology, the nerd icon, with all his super hero virgin weirdness…and catalog of TERRIBLE fucking movies you all probably like cuz you’re 50 and can relate to him….rich girls don’t need to be hot to get into a bikini…they can all do it, they can use apps to make themselves look hot, or they can use daddy’s credit card, whether a legit daddy or just a dad they met on some dating app…to buy a new face..tits….and clearly not Liposcution from the midsection from this one….because I guess she gets it from her daddy…and likes to show off what being a Smith is all about…

The good news for her is that virgin loser nerds will like her cuz she has a vagina…and that rich nerds who are inspired by her dad’s content will like her cuz of who her dad is…so she doesn’t need my validation to say “maybe body positivity isn’t the best thing to put into a bikini”….let’s keep the pants on until we reach our New Year New Me fitness goals…it’s only fair.

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2019

03

Jan

Jennifer Lopez Tight Leggings of the Day

Jennifer Lopez Tight Leggings Big Ass

Another year gone by – another year J.Lo shows off her fat ass and pretends that she’s not pushing 50…or maybe she is 50…I don’t know these things. I am not Wikipedia and I didn’t like J.Lo when she was 20, 35 years ago, so I don’t like her in her liposuction, being an old evil hag, the mean Queen from Disney, trying to steal attention from actual young, hot talent.

But she’s Puerto Rican and they are loyal to their people who make it in the world…and for that she will continue performing til she dies…even if she doesn’t even know how to speak Spanish and that Puerto Rican angle is just an angle to break through back in the 90s when the industry allowed Latin people to be more than just I Love Lucy’s husband.

Point being…this is all a scam…a scam in leggings…really strong leggings…holding up her ass…

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2019

03

Jan

Karrueche Tran Wet Bikini of the Day

Karrueche Tran Wet Bikini

If only all trans looked like this….I’d be more into trans as a concept, instead of just seeing it for the weird mental disorder that it is, and not really respecting it as a movement because I don’t like pandering to anyone who whines about being accepted or included….but at the same time, I don’t judge men who dress as women and compete in Women’s sports as a trans, I think that’s hilarious and a good strategy to get sponsor deals and fame….I also know trans people, who know they are mentally fucked up, and don’t expect me to think Trans is a movement or a thing beyond men dressing like women and wanting to be called women….it’s the non trans people that are more annoying about trans rights than anything…..

Point being, Karrueche Tran was Chris Brown’s girl after he beat the fuck out of Rihanna, because rich guys, famous guys can do no wrong and will always find a hot bitch who wants to associate no matter how fucking crazy or weird they are.

Well, she’s in a bikini….Go Trans…give her access to my COED bathroom…it’s inclusive and there are cameras in the toilet.

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2019

03

Jan

Phoebe Tonkin Naked for TV of the Day

Phoebe Tonkin Naked Tits For Bloom Nude 1

Phoebe Tonkin is not Phoebe Price…and I hate her for it.


Phoebe Tonkin Naked Tits For Bloom Nude 1

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2019

03

Jan

Selena Gomez Tight Leggings of the Day

Selena Gomez Tight Leggings

Selena Gomez is so weirdly shaped…seeing her and her fitness outfit is zero erotic…but for some reason, she’s the hottest celeb on the instagram, and every Selena Gomez post gets clicks….

I don’t know if all of yall are perverts who used to jerk off to Barney….where she got her break, or maybe you’re a little cooler than I expect and thought that her big break was when she secretly produced Harmony Korine’s Spring Breakers, which turned out to be shit, but you were hopeful cuz you’re old and remember KIDS being something better that it was….but really you just liked Chloe Sevigny getting aids…

I just know Disney marketing may have mentally fucked her, physically fucked her, giving her LUPUS and Kidney Transplants….while in Rehab due to addiction…where she came out with bigger tits and a new face….but it made her matter..and isn’t that what everyone wants….to matter….or maybe it’s to mattress…cuz fuck this internet nonsense and give me a nap.

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2019

03

Jan

Alexis Ren Erotica of the Day

Alexis Ren Slutty Tight Bikini

When your rocking viral instagram body that has likely had a bit of work done to it to maintain the lie you’ve created on social media…that has garnered you some level of fame…enough fame to get onto the TV channels trying to tap into social media…not sure how to compete so they blindly hire some low level fake tits who had a viral travel channel with her boyfriend that targeted horny women with shitty lives everywhere to have that dream life…like a motivational poster of the generation….only to be reminded when it is all over that TV is dead…but that Alexis Ren can still produce whorish content for her feed…it’s all she knows…and I’m ok with that…because when you look behind her fetal alcohol syndrome baby head….she looks good half naked…hence the level of pervert followers she’s got…that lured the execs at Dancing with the Stars to sign her up…

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2019

03

Jan

Delilah Hamlin Topless of the Day

Delilah Hamlin Slutty Topless

Delilah Hamlin is Lisa Rina’s prostitute daughter who reminds me of her mother in that she’s got face injections, but more importantly she’s keeping her mom’s legacy up by sexualizing herself, despite the family having money beyond any of their dreams, enough money that their daughter doesn’t need to be a sex worker, yet for some reason, a reason we can all assume is ego, narcissism, keeping up with the Kardashians and all that other exciting nonsense that is ridiculous but LA vapid emptiness….the family business of getting naked or half naked with your plastic surgery for attention continues.

Why become a contributing member of society when you can be some slutty half naked rich kid girl who lives in a life of luxury getting naked on the internet for free….

Makes perfect sense to me.


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Delilah Hamlin Slutty Topless

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2019

03

Jan

Barbara Palvin Erotica of the Day

Barbara Palvin is the fat Victoria’s Secret model that they fired or laid off while waiting for her to get her shit together by starving her fat self….only to be brought back into the mix with Victoria’s Secret conveniently after they got attacked by media, persecuted by the press, guilty by the court of public opinion for saying they don’t want to use trannies in their campaigns, or fat chicks, cuz they like using hot chicks, which you’d think would be their right as a company selling shitty made in China lingerie but that is in fact not their choice in this era of Social Justice Warriors who know better than the billion dollar brands and who sit around trying to find flaws in marketing messages, tweets by people of interest, all while watching Keeping Up with the Kardashians…it’s so fucking backwards..

I have met Social Justice Warrior types who target one person they saw in a Meme, while being a half naked, trying to be an influencer, coke party slut into gangbangs if the dudes are rich….get so mad cuz a Comedian makes a joke…or a brand doesn’t like fat chicks…or if their Cafeteria serves Indian food made by a Mexican….it’s just insane but instead of the media saying “you’re all nuts” they pander to them, coddle them, and issue public apologies…PUSSIES.

The point is that I guess they told Palvin to fatten herself up again, cuz she has, maybe she’s pregnant, or maybe they need someone they can pretend is Plus Sized to redeem themselves in this crazy internet world filled with uptight cunts showing their cunts.

Here she is being the Victorias Secret plus size model

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2019

03

Jan

Chanel West Coast Shakes Her Ass of the Day

Chanel West Coast Soft Core Porno Shaking Ass

I would write a poem for Chanel West Coast….because I am a poet and not a rapper like her..you know culturally appropriating the black folks and their culture while being some white Southern California bullshit girl who was on an MTV show where she played the secretary, a job she probably should have kept, a career she probably should have focused on, filing paperwork, rather than single-filing men into her cunt to get a music career that still hasn’t happened 10 years after being first introduced to us…I mean being on MTV in 2008 was a solid way to be more than what Chanel West Coast has become…but at least she’s still a whore.

Chanel West Coast Soft Core Porno Shaking AssChanel West Coast Soft Core Porno

Chanel West Coast Soft Core Porno Red Mesh


Chanel West Coast Soft Core Porno Red MeshChanel West Coast Soft Core Porno Red Mesh

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2019

03

Jan

Guy Attacks Woman Outside Club and Other Videos of the Day

News Anchor Fail

Man Mad at Pregnant Whore

UPS Delivers Package to Homeless Man

Heavy Man on a Horse

Tranny Bum – of the Day

Robber vs Clerk

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