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2018

11

Dec

Kendall Jenner Tits and Ass of the Day

Omg Kendall Jenner totally sent it at this event in a see through dress showing her tits…I wonder where she learned these marketing tactics…it must be the high fashion world she comes from where overpriced made in China shit gives people with money a level of comfort and status even when it’s uncomfortable..

I assume she learned the Titty flash from her daddy…you know I hear he can’t keep his tits in his pants now that he no longer has a dick.

Get it?

I don’t. I don’t understand why his girlfriend is a tranny too.. is running cut off dick stumps a thing now? Or is dude that scared of being a queer?

I guess so.

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2018

11

Dec

Pixie Geldof Pussy Print of the Day

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Do you remember when Peaches Geldolf died of a heroin overdose because being a new mom rich kid spoiled scenster brat wasn’t a good enough life for her – so she threw in some opiates as people do?

I do…

Here is her still alive sister showing some pussy definition so you know that life goes on all these years later.

I know you don’t have any idea who Peaches Geldof is, and that’s ok, their dad did the song “we are the world” in the 80s when you were 40. It was a big hit for charity and made him rich enough to have a Heroin Addict daughter I gusss.

Memorials like this are always hot.

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2018

11

Dec

Katie Holmes Robot Nipples Trying to Get Noticed Like Robots Do of the Day

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Robot Alien Katie Holmes is trying to stay current and show people she has a soul, but I have seen her in person with my dog, and she didn’t look twice, which proved to me what we already knew, and that is that Katie Holmes is large…but more importantly – dead on all levels…

But on the titty level showing them Dawson Creeks…the tits people were excited on when she did that movie her tits were out in…she was playing as dead in that as she is in real life…it was probably after her real death and Tom Cruise Audtion before some Jamie Fox Scientology cock.

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2018

11

Dec

Sailor Brinkley Cook Bikini Model Daughter Bikini of the Day

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This is Christie Brinkley’s bratty rich kid daughter she had with the husband after Billy Joel…not the scary one.

At least she doesn’t have fake tits yet….but she does have a surfer guy she dates who cheats on her….

Real tits unlike her mom who is plastic as fuck.

I don’t find her hot, but her brother is fucking Nina Agdal…dog face Nina Agdal so I guess they’ll be comparing vaginas over the holidays…rich kids are weird,

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2018

11

Dec

Ireland Baldwin’s Alec Baldwin Body of the Day

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Nothing like an mentally unstable rich kid who wants to be a social media influencer….doing all she can to get noticed between mental breakdowns and rehab stints….like a rich kid would…especially one who has a cousin doing a better job at living her dream, married to Bieber, cuz they are together married to god…while this one is married to doing a terrible fucking job at influencer-ing, even her nudes are shit.

But she’s got that Alec Baldwin body…

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2018

11

Dec

Cassie Scerbo Gets Racy of the Day

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Her name is Cassie Scerbo, she’s a child star who is now 28….

She’s getting everyone into the holiday spirit like you’d expect someone who was once famous and at the top of her game, even if you’ve never heard of her, amongst her peers she mattered, and at home she mattered, paying for all her Family’s shit like they were never going to end that meal train she was on…..

Her last relevant role was Sharknado, so you can understand why she’s doing things right, posing like this in her bed cuz the one thing we know about childstars is that they like to suck dick.

Keep up the good work…the legacy…

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2018

11

Dec

Brooke Candy Naked of the Day

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Brooke Candy, the ex stripper hipster rapper who was a thing before ever female rapper, even the candy coated bullshit marketing machine ones were positioning themselves as strippers, is fucking disgusting….

But the kind of disgusting that is amazing…I like nothing going on in these videos but find the whole thing incredible…pretty much the kind of thing I am into watching when I people watch…the worst kind of sex worker with her tits out producing content…

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2018

11

Dec

Sammi Hanratty Titty Shirt of the Day

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I still don’t know who Sammi Hanratty is, but I do know what her nipple looks like.

I know I’ve done some posts on her for you perverts into jailbait and I probably know exactly who she is but years of autism, ADD, head injuries, hard drinking and life having actual things to fill my early onset Alzheimer’s pickled and dehydrated brain.

But what it comes down to is who cares about the girl, when all you need to do is check out the nipples reveal. The millennial unboxing video. The desexualizing of the tit, while getting the benefit of the tit still being a thing….exciting.

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2018

11

Dec

Charisma Carpenter Ass for Instagram of the Day

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Charisma Carpenter has some real loyal fans despite being 100 years old all because she was on a nerd targeted show in the 90s.

If you aren’t a 40 year old virgin, you probably never fucked with Buffy the Vampire Slayer the Sarah Jessica Michelle Gellar Parker years, but you may know some people who did.

I knew a guy who was fucking obsessed with Buffy, a total awkward virgin who ended up becoming a blogger, the old school fan boy way…worshipping these sluts like they matter…

He would probably cum himself watching the show no hands…not quite a talent when you’re that autistic and socially awkward. Your OCD focused on one thing and that thing was loving Buffy…

Pretty fucking queer if you ask me, but it’s nice to see one of the sluts on the show the Comic-Con crowd likes is still making them cum, still at it, like it’s all she knows, the next Maitland Ward I guess….

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2018

11

Dec

Stella Maxwell Dyke Tits of the Day

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Lesbians aren’t real. They are a myth. They are just a bunch of perverts into pussy…for whatever reason that isn’t a “born that way” reason…it’s calculated and weird…

Especially when they only exist because they fucks their way through the a list Pussy to get media hype. Shout out Kirsten Dunst Stewart….

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