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2018

10

Dec

Alexis Ren Topless of the Day

Alexis Ren is topless on instagram – dancing in her underwear because she wants to teach her new Dancing With the Stars fans that she has from being on dancing with the stars, what her success is all about…getting naked on instagram…which is that website that they’ve heard of, maybe their grand kids have it, because no one watches TV anymore…unless they live in the trailer park in some hick town in the south…

There is no way anyone under 75 is into watching Dancing with the Stars. It is not possible.

But these instagram people who know they are irrelevant all think that doing a big Network show will make them more legit, and they are probably right, more brand deals…because marketing people are idiots…which now allows a porn chick, or a chick who should have been a porn chick and is a porn chick in her own right, not one step from sex work, but straight up sex work, who can now do things for big brands….instead of doing that sex work….it is really what differentiates the porn star and the instagram star.

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2018

10

Dec

Elsa Hosk Naked of the Day

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I didn’t know Elsa Hosk was into Beastiality with African animals…I guess she, like most Millennials doesn’t remember when AIDS happened….thanks to someone fucking someone who ate BUSH MEAT…you know you get that Monkey Juice up inside you and next thing you know you’re killing off Haitians, Homos, Heroin Users, Hemophiliacs….if you look into the history of AIDS…it used to be called the four H’s and those were the H’s…

I guess what we’ve learned here today is that all of these women, models or instagram people, are basically sex workers, puppets who crave attention that they will do anything for money or attention…even make porno for those rich dudes who hunt exotica animals…

Sick fucks everywhere.

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2018

10

Dec

Lucy Hale Got Them Titties On of the Day

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If you’re wondering what LUCY HALE, the very famous girl from the Pretty Little Liars, a show you probably jerked off to, and that has leveraged her career into other very important things like other shitty TV fame…getting paid enough to spend her time with her tits out in a bikini top for her true fans who only care about her tits…not that she has much tit…but perverts don’t care…we don’t care…we’re accepting and eager to jerk off to all tit…it’s almost a talent really…how diverse and inclusive we are….now if only girls just answered our phone calls or texts or liked us and didn’t fear us and our stale sperm smells…

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2018

10

Dec

That Dude Lea Michele Got a Long Booty of the Day

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When I look at Lea Michele, I wonder if her dick is as long as her ass…and never knowing the answer is something we will all have to collectively live with for the end of time, because this bitch has learned at a young age, back when her parents decided she as going to be a girl and not a dude, and that is her number one thing she has to do to keep the scam alive and the money coming in…

We will have to accept that we will never see Lea Michele jerking off…even though her dick is probably bigger than yours….something you feel not as queer as you are about when you see it cumming on its own tits….

You know that tranny porn you watch means you like cock…prove me wrong…you can’t homo.

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2018

10

Dec

Julianne Hough Mormon Booty of the Day

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Here’s Julianne Hough diving into the water like she dove out of Mormonism and into Ryan Seacrest’s cocaine fueled anal sex parties back when she was a molested dancing mormon who probably has a very dark childhood – who made it in America on TV as a dancer…something most strippers don’t end up being…she must be from a rich family…

Now that she’s married, good old fashioned stare at some married chick and her overpaid dancing body….in a one piece….straight for social media where people can jerk off to her like the good mormon she is….

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2018

10

Dec

Delilah Hamlin Nudity of the Day

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Delilah Hamlin is some LA Rich Kid tryng to get noticed…

I mean what would you expect from a Soap Opera Star’s daughter…you know tactics she learned from her mom being a safe for work porn chick for old ladies housewives and people on disability who watch Soap Operas…

When you see this kind of behavior for her social media, you have to laugh a little to yourself, even if you love it and jerk off to it, knowing we live in a world where everyone is a fucking pervert, and have always been fucking perverts…orgies have existed forever you know…you didn’t need internet porn to figure that one out….we are fucking animals…

But there’s no mystery, no behind the scenes exclusivity….it’s like “here’s my butthole, give me work, notice me cuz I’m a rich kid from LA and this is my personal brand”…

I remember when people didn’t post selfies for the masses to stare at…and I really do think it was a better time…now it’s just…god…I want to see it, but you’re trash.

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2018

10

Dec

Joy Corrigan Wet Bikini of the Day

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This is about as exciting as seeing a never famous instagram girl who has a lot of followers for posting bikini pics…getting into a bikini for the paparazzi she is friends with…in Florida where she is from and where she built her instagram fame that is hardly fame…since no one knows who she is from…

Which is not all that exciting at all….but is an old fucking aging girl doing the only thing that has worked for her…which I guess is like me and this blog, it was a thing barely for a minute and I’m still doing it because why the fuck not continue it….only they visibly fall apart in the process while I’m still here…like the cockroach I am.

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2018

10

Dec

Flavia Lucini are the Model Tits of the Day

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Her name is Flavia Lucini…and despite sounding like some kind of Pasta Dish you’d get in a can at the Dollar Store…because that is all you can afford, that is your culinary expertise, your food channel passion, your sophisticated pallet, the best you can afford…

She’s an actual Brazilian model who has done really big things, but none quite as big as showing her tits….and here she is showing hr tits…because it matters…

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2018

10

Dec

Dollar Store Employee Crackhead and Other Videos of the Day

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Death By Twerking

Peanut Butter Monster

Smoke Break of the Day

Baskin Robbins Robber

Couple Had Sex On Top of Pyramid

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2018

10

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My favorite thing about Christmas is hanging out at the mall and seeing all the crazy people buying shit for family and friends that will just leave everyone involved broke, disappointed, sad, depressed, unhappy….fucking idiots…only because there are lots of slutty girls dressed slutty…and it’s great to harass the security guards by making them think you are shoplifting since they are on high alert…also a great time to throw a tantrum telling the clerks at the store that their store is shit…you know to bring holiday cheer like that dude in Texas who got arrested for telling kids that Santa wasn’t real…

I am not an actual grinch, I fucking love Christmas, I love the magic of Christmas, I just hate how shitty and retarded humanity is…and sometimes, you have to make yourself uncomfortable by going to the Mall, immersing yourself in them….to really understand how doomed we are….but also to sneak into changing rooms to try to get some changing room porn you’ve once jerked off to…FIRST HAND….

TIS THE SEASON….SANTA CAME TO TOWN AND SHIT ON MY FACE….as Santa Does…

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