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2018

14

Nov

Phoebe Price Nipple Flash on Instagram Live of the Day

Phoebe Price cooking some weird southern shit on her Instagram…

In the event you don’t follow this goddess, who has FINALLY flashed her massive breasts, you should…because all she does is talk shit on other people, mainly Farrah Abraham, who you probably don’t care about, but who is funny when being made fun of by our girl Phoebe Price…

I have been bugging her for nudes forever, as long as I’ve had her phone number, and I only get it in the form of watching her hour long Instagram live cooking show, but you know what…it was worth every fucking second.

My hope is that she does the Maitland Ward, who she probably talks shit on, and eventually sells her dirty panties, and lets us watch her masturbate…but she’s a classy southern girl, from a classy southern family, who doesn’t need any of that…she’s just more into riding the tabloid’s dick…being silly in the right place and the right time, mocking celebrity culture and how insane it is, while making a name for herself…

She is everything you need and more, and you gotta follow that…or stare at her tits, that I feel so lucky I get to stare at….

Phoebe Price is perfect and not just cuz I’m a pervert…but because she’s perfect….

She’s been clickbait since before there was clickbait, so to finally see her tit, like she was a typical instagram THOT…when we should have seen her tits for the last two decades, feels like home….feels like a warm cup of hot chocolate on a cold snowy day…feels like being tucked in by mom after she reads you a bedtime story…it’s just the way it is supposed to be….

So thank you Phoebe, now let’s work on some labia flashing…

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2018

14

Nov

Rosie Huntington Whiteley Topless on the Beach of the Day

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Rosie Huntington Whiteley is hot. She’s one of my favorite models and I don’t know why. I would assume it’s because we’ve seen her tits numerous times over the length of her model career – all while she maintained a level of snobby, or class…that came across as being too good for us…all while she was the one showing tits to get ahead…BRILLIANT…

I mean it’s like the gutter stripper who thinks she’s a fucking featured dancer, stealing the show, turning you down for a lap dance you feel like an asshole asking for….rejecting you…a fucking stripper rejection you…before you realize “Oh right, she’s a fucking stripper, a legit whore, who cares if she rejected me, that’s some low level tactics how she makes money, I deserve to spend my lap dance money on someone who knows her place in the world….

Only Rosie is a high paid, celebrity baby making, model…and is actually too good for us…even if her tactics are simplistic and titty exposed.

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2018

14

Nov

Ashley Graham Channels the BTK Killer with her Taped Up Tits of the Day

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I have never listened to Ashley Graham speak, but I accidentally had the video on unmute when I played it, after wondering what they fuck she was doing using a whole roll of duct tape to hold up her fat tit, that instead just shaped her fat tit weird, and made it look like an obese 60 year old woman at the old folks home about to get her diaper changed ass….

I don’t think tits are supposed to have cellulite, but when you’re as fat as Ashley Graham it happens…and the reason she’s fat like this is because society is encouraging her to be fat like this…to be a voice of a poeple she’s just exploiting…and when the hype ends and we go back to responsible decisions after society dies of being obese…like not celebrating fat people, or sexualizing fat people…she’ll likely get skinny….

But that voice, it sounds like a fat girl, all thick chinned, her jowels and waddle just fucking gross….

I figure if she’s gonna tape anything up, it should be her mouth for a good 6 months, live off the land a bit and shape up you monster…..

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2018

14

Nov

Charlotte McKinney Big Tits in Lingerie of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney, the big titties from who the fuck cares, they are big titties, we don’t need to reach their titty biography to know their titty story, especially when we’ve already heard the titty story, because there’s only so much to say about these titties…they aren’t that interesting or compelling…they are just tits…

She is a rich kid from Florida, her dad Bahamian to tax evade, rich enough to spend less than 6 months a year in the USA to evade the tax, allowing her to still be raised in Florida where she learned all about showing her tits in a bikini to get things out of people…

Those tits got instagram followers. Those tits got on TV with DWTS. Now those tits are designer tits….and if those tits had vocal chords they’d hopefully have something more special to discuss…thank what Charlotte had to say:

“I have been looking for a lingerie line to collaborate with. It’s something that has always been a big part of my life — underwear. For me, it was kind of a no-brainer,”

Underwear, a big part of her life, a no brainer, but we like brain….especially when it ends with tits.

Right?

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2018

14

Nov

Eugenie Bouchard Dripping Wet Bikini of the Day

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I don’t really find Eugenie Bouchard is hot, I’ve seen her in person because she is from the same city as me, her sister is a party girl INSTATHOT, which I find pretty entertaining…ride your twin harder than the perverts want you to in order to get brand deals and free trips without the hardwork of actually being a skilled athlete, or skilled anything more than just a selfie taker who likes to have a good time on her instagram….

She is young, she is fit and she is rich. She is accomplished. She has a skill. She worked to get where she is thanks to her rich dad’s money. All those things are admirable in a world of do nothings….especailly since her sport is tennis, because Tennis, if you weren’t aware – is a fetish…not just my fetish…..but all the perverts out there into sports that involve short skits, ass flashes and grunts…

Eugenie is in her bikini, because that’s what girls do…for ever 4 tennis pics, post a semi nude…since she lives in Miami for her Tennis training why not take advantage…

Eugenie Bouchard Wet Bikini Hard Nipples Instagram

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2018

14

Nov

JoJo Big Tits in her Swimsuit of the Day

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JoJo has big tits. Big tits she is promoting on her social media because no one gives a fuck about JoJo 20 years after she was famous jailbait…except maybe for gay dudes, but gay dudes love all things pop, and will forever buy into girls who made them dance at any given point in their gay lives, just look at Madonna, they are the reason she exists…and I guess that applies to JoJo also…but she’s clearly trying to break free from that…with her tits cuz gay don’t need big tits to get sucked in….cuz they don’t want to suck on them…but we do…and we do.

Good job JOJO. Staying relevant the right way.

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Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque|SFW

2018

14

Nov

Margot Robbie in Harpers Bazaar of the Day

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I am sure I am one of the only dudes who thinks that Margot Robbie is some overrated, overweight, large Australian who managed to pull off some scam, probably with her tits, or throat, that has led to a legit career.

I just don’t believe that amongst all the people out there trying to be famous, this one just stands out so above and beyond all the rest…

Especially since her breakout role was for being the naked chick in Wolf of Wall Street, not some fucking life changing performance…just a naked performance…

The point is, it’s all marketing, it’s all fake news, it is all media hype…she’s not that great…especially not in this queer shoot for a magazine…a magazine where I am sure all she has said in her interview is some wanking herself off bullshit to promote bullshit that doens’t matter.

I don’t believe the hype, or the lies…or this!!! But you do and I do it for you.

Some important takeaways from the article:

“Margot Robbie reveals she doesn’t want to serve as a ‘catalyst for male story lines’ by taking on ‘wife’ roles in her acting career”

Sure she doesn’t..if she did, that wouldn’t be trendy…what a fucking activist…fighting for women’s rights…while bitch would do whatever jobs she could before she was Margot Robbie and now all of a sudden she’s no longer the wife role…LOL…let’s see how this pans out over the next 20 years of her carer…fucking idiots…

REPLACE HER with another puppet talking head replaceable bitch.

She also went on some vapid conversation about playing an ugly role, and how brave the director was to make her look ugly…brave? She also said this on being ugly: “It was very alienating. And I felt very lonely. It was an interesting social experiment.”….

Shut the fuck up. Seriously…these are your idols? Get a grip.

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2018

14

Nov

Lily Rose Depp Being Hot in Spandex of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp, the daughter of Hunter S Thompson impersonator, Johnny Depp, who has over the years been some degenerate, addict, pretending to be an artist, a tormented artist with Addiction issues, straight from the mean streets of Florida and Kentucky, pretty much rich as fuck by 20, coddled and embraced by society, given this cushy, high end, babied lifestyle….that is hardly anything interesting, or compelling, so he creates issues for himself and dates whores like Amber Heard to take advantage of him bcause he is easy to take advantage of because he’s some fucking child with a pile of money who never had to grow up cuz he’s famous…

Well…who cares about any of that…what we care about is his daughter, also coddled and spoiled in her life of luxury….is out there being hot, entitled, dialed in and working for french brands cuz she’s from France…and I’m a fan.

I don’t ever hate on hot chicks for how easy their existence is….I mean if you’re a hot chick it should be an easy life so you don’t age…whether it is from being a tormented rich kid or a tormented hot chick with a rich boyfriend…hot chicks deserve all they get…while ugly chicks deserve to be their assistants and/or taken out back and shot…cuz we don’t need them.

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Or maybe you prefer her smoking…

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Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2018

14

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Panties in a Magazine of the Day

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I don’t know if Vanessa Hudgens in her panties is that exciting, especially since it is photoshopped hard enough so that you can’t see her vagina, you know that good old fashioned pussy definition that is the most exciting thing about tight bikini bottoms and panties….photoshopped so hard you can’t see her carpet like pubic hair growing down to her knees…we’ve seen her pussy’s 5 o’clock shadow and know a hairy little creature wen we see it naked in leaked nudes…

But I assume it is exciting to High School musical fans who still follow the now fitter than she’s been in years…cuz of the whole panties thing.

The nice thing about perverts is that they are perverts, easy to please…the problem with perverts is how creepy and predatory they are…but I don’t have to worry about you and your cannibalism fetish you talk about with other perverts on the fetish message boards like a bunch of queers. Dudes chatting with each other about sexual fetishes, may be a sexual fetish in itself – cuz it’s straight up queer…..

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Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2018

14

Nov

Kaili Thorne Nipples in Mesh of the Day

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KAILI THORNE is the Bella Thorne half sister, milking Bella Thorne’s fame as hard as she can, despite not being her full sister, they have the same last name and that’s enough to try to leverage with your exposed tits…

Bella Throne is such an attention seeker, that I am surprised to know that if they are pretty much sisters, you’d think they’d be doing some mainstream, naked, attention seeking, low level sex work together as sisters sisters, because the world would like them better…because the world has an incest fetish…if you don’t believe me – go to your favorite porn site and see what the number one category is..

I guess Bella gets enough attention without sister porn or sister fetishes, plus she has her other raver sister to do that this and this one can’t get through to Bella to give her the co-sign and endorse her, Bella is too busy to return the call but instead she can just run off the name…tits out and it works to me.

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