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2018

26

Oct

Bella Hadid Big Tits New Face of the Day

I do not accept Bella Hadid as a model, despite what the rest of the world, and the fashion industry thinks…or the money she makes…

I see some tranny looking rich kid with face injection, so many face injections, who was never hot growing up, but that the industry has decided is a look, thanks to her being rich, having a sister pulling the same rich kid scam as her, and friends who are the Jenners and big black dicked boyfriends who are the biggest songstresses of the year at least two yeears ago..

Watching her do her walk with her fake tits pushed up, and her face all done up, giving her all kinds of edges I don’t think I like…is funny because it’s something she practiced from a young age when they decided modeling was the best life they could life since school is boring and careers are boring….

It’s always the ugly ducklings who have something to prove….and for some reason the whole thing, her success is both offensive and silly but luckily for her…the world likes to suck up to people with all the followers…and it leads to her being “relevant”…when clearly being dog shit.

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2018

26

Oct

Katie Cassidy Nude Bikini of the Day

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KATIE CASSIDY is a bottom of the barrel actress…who you don’t care about because you don’t know who she is….or who you do care about because celebrity fans are fucking weird and committed….

I did watch Partridge Family when it was on TV, because I am old. It was a pretty dumb show but her dad was on it, one of the most important characters on it, at least to the perverts….he was the “Teen Hearthrob”…. before becoming a drunk who makes hot daughters in whoever Katie Cassidy’s mom is……

I guess that Partridge money allows his girl, Katie, to spend her days in bikinis on the beach like some kind of idiot with nothing better to do…because she’s got nothing better to do….that’s called being rich and having a connected dad, even if he’s pretty forgotten, he’s from an era when there were only 3 channels so people know him and give his girl casting call sessions if asked…that’s how Hollywood works.

But as it turns out, David Cassidy is already dead, he died last year…and before he died he said:

“I’ve never had a relationship with her. I wasn’t her father. I was her biological father but I didn’t raise her. She has a completely different life. I’m proud of her. She’s very talented. It’s hard for me to even accept how old she is now.”

WHICH MEANS DADDY ISSUES!!!!

SO – I do appreciate that she’s out there in a bikini though, a little needing to go for a swim….cuz the paparazzi are there…because I know she craves that male attention she never got from her dad and that’s wonderful…

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2018

26

Oct

Halsey Hard Nipples in a Bra of the Day

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Look Halsey, who is following Rita Ora’s lead of “If I claim my black roots, and I don’t mean the roots of my nappy black hair, because I am black, while showing up to every event half naked, while posting to my social media half naked, people will celebrate me, because despite being white and my marketing hustle slutty, they can’t give me a hard time because that is racist”….

What I know is that along with posing slutty, half naked, with her tits out, walking around in a bra all while looking as manly as PINK, Halsey, part of the EDM movement of kids having no taste in actual talent or music skills…because computers make that computer videogame sounds….can become famous and is becoming famous…so get used to seeing her around cuz she’s here….walking around in a bra cuz LA is just that HOT when the paparazzi are nearby…

Fame seeking gutter trash getting rich…all while having no musculature you’d expect being a black woman….because she’s dumpy white trash whether her dad is black or not…you cultural appropriator.

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2018

26

Oct

Elizabeth Elam and Ellen Koivisto Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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Elizabeth Elam and Ellen Koivisto are the nude girls in photos of the day.

I don’t know who either of them are, but they seem like immigrant sex workers that got into America by disguising themselves as published models, or people of great importance…which buys them a few years to focus on finding an old rich guy to finance them, to pay their rent, to put a baby in them…you know the American Dream..

Older rich men have been fucking younger hot girls since the beginning of time for obvious reasons….mainly because if you can fuck a younger hot girl, why wouldn’t you…. but also because when they were coming up and figuring out how to become rich, they weren’t getting laid…the popular girl in high school rejecting that dance at the High School homecoming destroyed all their confidence, and that is when they decided to get rich to show them….it gave him the drive to get paid to eventually get laid by all the women…because something we have always knowns is that money and that rich life is what young hot girls like…what we didn’t know is that instagram was going to happen and all the influx of whore pussy disguised as nude models willing to fuck for rent or a free trip was going to be a thing…so now all the rich fucks are like a pervert with a viagra prescription at the candy store….doing all he can to piss off his ex wife who married him before her quite got this rich….

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Posted in:Elizabeth Elam|Ellen Koivisto

2018

26

Oct

Nina Dobrev Topless for Fashion of the Day

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As a Canadian, Nina Dobrev is very important to us. You know an immigrant who used the lenient immigration laws in Canada to come through to North America and establish a life, that she relocated to Los Angeles to be on a hit show that I never watched because it was about Vampires and Vampires are stupid….only to never return to Canada…but instead give all her celebrity money to the US in exchange for a work visa, so that she could really be Hollywood…stealing jobs from other Canadians we’d rather export to the US to be on HIT shows….and then stealing jobs from Americans being the immigrant she is.

What I see when I see her is a failed sex worker, because when she moved here in the first place, she could have just as easily become an escort working out of a Toronto club doing bottle service…but instead she’s doing this…which I guess is some level of sex work, but not the kind that can give you AIDS or get you beat up by Russian pimps…

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2018

26

Oct

Pam Anderson Nipple Slip of the Day

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Yesterday we posted Pam Anderson and Lily Rose Depp for some magazine…..

Here is her buddy Lily Rose Depp shaking her ass

But what matters, in what is probably the most important post of the day is Pam Anderson’s nipple falling out of her shirt becuase those tits, some of the most mangled and surgery-ed tits in the history of tits….tits that have inspired so many women to bleach their hair and get fake tits…and so many men to decide that fake tits on a blonde Canadian stripper is the look all women should have…there was 20 years even more of influence on a look…there are still 40 year old women out there with remnants of their being inspired by PAM….and it is hilarious….basically what seeing all the muppet faced women with face injections in 20 years will look like.

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Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|Pam Anderson|SFW

2018

26

Oct

Rita Ora Tits Out for Instagram of the Day

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Do we really need to see Rita Ora pulling out her big titty to get some attention? Is it really going to change our life or or perception of her? Not really, but she’s still doing it and that alone should be encouraged so that all the girls who want to work their way into fame as hard as Rita Ora did….can follow her lead and show us her tits.

You may not know who Rita Ora is, or you may jerk off to Rita Ora, because people still jerk off to Celebrities apparently….I don’t but you probably do….

But the life lesson from RITA ORA that we can all learn is that if you achieve some level of fame, keep pulling your tit out, and 10 years after pulling your tit out the first time, you may or may not finally be where you want to be….because that small audience you have are committed and the more you’re seen, the more you matter.

She has gone to every event the last decade, sometimes two or three in the same night in different outfits just hoping to get noticed…but what has always worked, is the tits…so just stick to iphone pics of your tits and your lucrative pop music career will carry you until you’re 50….you really just need one hit song to be set for life and I think she may finally have that…but can’t be too sure, I just look at the tits.

How about some throwback of her nipple slip…

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2018

26

Oct

Stella Maxwell Skinny and Slutty of the Day

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Look how skinny Stella Maxwell, the sex toy that belongs to Kristen Stewart, the same sex toy that belonged to other celebrities as she navigated her way from weird New Zealand hipster model – to top tier Victoria’s Secret pussy men everywhere jerk off to…and who appreciate her lesbianism because it makes her harder to get, it makes her more exciting to seduce / break out of her lesbianism, and it makes jerking off to fantasies of a threesome with her easier to visualize because you know she’s already into eating cunt…but then again, thanks to internet porn and liberals…everyone is a lesbian…

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2018

26

Oct

Ashley Graham Fat Wet Tits for Vogue of the Day

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Ashley Graham is an offensively fat woman who managed to polarize her fatness and make a career out of it, and not the typical career you’d expect a fat woman to have, you know working as a sex worker to black men, or working the bakery at the grocery store, but rather as a model….but like most fat chicks, she’s got fat tits…and like most women…she’s using those tits in VOGUE…a magazine that shouldn’t be featuring her…but that are featuring her because the industry needed a woman to use to pretend they aren’t fat chick haters, even though they are…it’s like the “we aren’t racist we have a black neighbor who we haven’t terrorized out of the neighborhood” logic…

If they put a fat chick in their magazine, they aren’t even skinny fetishists…but what I see is negativity. I realize 90 percent of American women are fat, and that companies, mainly a MONTREAL company has tapped into that market by making fashionable fat chick clothing, who Ashley Graham has a million dollar a year contract with, like a Fat Victoria’s Secret model, in the fat fetish scene…but I think it’s irresponsible to say to fat people that it is ok to be fat, here dress in fashionable fat clothes, don’t suffer more than you already do for being fat, like fitting into chairs and that whole diabetes thing….just focus on what matters…dressing like skinny people while being four times their size…

THAT SAID…Ashley Graham has been working out to get fit, turning on her fat audience because statitistically EVERY fat person hates being fat….even when it gets them paid and in VOGUE…a dream a little fat girl never thought possible…but luckily the world get into fat people.

Ashley Graham Wet and Slutty for Vogue Paris 2

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2018

26

Oct

Doutzen Kroes Tits in Lingerie of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes was fired from Victoria’s secret a while ago. As part of the deal they allowed her to tell people she quit…because no one wants to come across as the evil business who objectifies women, especially those who work for them, because every girl who wants to model dreams of working for them, giving them some power in terms of who they actually work with…..all in the name of selling made in sweat shop panties…mall brand panties…that America, the consumer country who loves shopping, eat up like they are my pervert neighbor who loves eating panties…

She probably pretends it has to do with her family of e with some DJ she needs to police in IBIZA to make sure he doesn’t cheat on her with groupies now that she’s old…but who knows…

I just know she’s back in panties, modeling like old times, because she’s a one trick trick.