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2018

02

Oct

Amanda Seyfried Old Mom Legs in Shorts of the Day

Amanda Seyfried is boring as fuck, but at least she’s trying to sex it up, dressing younger than her age, like she’s still got it going on…

My black friend Kaveriis, who I don’t actually know is black, not because he reminds me of a white guy, because he lives the white guy life, but because I don’t see color, we are all one race the human race, once said…

Old bitches who dress young and slutty are like Bruce Willis in The Sixth Sense…They don’t know they are dead…

I don’t know if he wrote that, or if he stole that, but it’s a very important and relevant observation we must take note of…because clearly – Amanda Seyfried, and actress I used to find the hottest thing in Hollywood, with her big tits and skinny body, and her replacing Lohan in all her movie roles…She used to do Disney garbage, then she’d do nude scenes…it was great…

But she’s been banged the fuck out, her pussy exploded with childbirth, she’s old and washed up now, so stop looking at her like she’s sexy….while she pretends to be sexy…cuz bitch doesn’t realize her sex appeal’s dead. Ghost. Shit.

Better version of her:

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2018

02

Oct

Nereyda Bird Great TIts of the Day

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I have never heard of Nereyda Bird….but I’m glad I am seeing her now….because this girl is straight magical…on some Black Panther for Black History Month, Black Lives Matter..Blackness.

These tits are mental…

NOT THAT I SEE COLOR…we are all one race…the human race…

Nereyda Bird can be seen on instagram here follow her tits, make her the next Em Rat Cow….with more flavor, more energy, more eagerness, more excitement, because she’s getting topless looking good…

Use her ethnic background, to shut down that white power that white washes America…black twitter this girl and make her the icon she needs to be…rather than more white big tits on instagram….

I think I’m in love, at least with her tits, and the fact that she does shoots like this, that are so close to softcore porn of the 90s, but presented as fashion or whatever the fuck this is…I’m blinded by the tits and reminded that the real racism is that no black women have ever fucked me…cuz they racist…

These tits are mental…

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2018

02

Oct

Bella Thorne’s Dog Playing with her Tits of the Day

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I suggest you watch Bella Throne, or Thorne, or Torne Labia, depending on your tasts. and her tits on mute. Her voice is the kind of voice that cuts right into my chest and gives me chills down my fucking spine. I don’t know if I am autistic or not, I’ve never been tested, but I do know when I hear loud and irritating things, they drive me fucking crazy…and her voice…drives me fucking crazy.

I am glad that there is this wall between us called the INFORMATION SUPER HIGHWAY….her screen to my screen divided by miles of wires and radiowaves killing off the people…and sperm count…

Because I can watch her fuck her dog on mute, the way she is better presented to the people….even though she gets cast in movies with talking roles, mute…is how we like her and her gutter rich fake tits….

I’m ready for the overdose, but I have a feeling this Disney Kid doesn’t even do drugs…just acts like she does..cuz she’s a poser idiot…CALL THE PETA.

SHE WAS AT SOME BULLSHIT EVENT IN A DRESS IF YOU ARE MORE INTO HER OUT IN PUBLIC THAN IN BED HAVING HER PUSSY EATEN THANKS TO STRATEGIC PEANUT BUTTER PLACEMENT

: Bella Thorne Garbage-Idiot

: Bella Thorne Garbage-Idiot

: Bella Thorne Garbage-Idiot

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2018

02

Oct

Hailey Baldwin Bieber Spending that Bieber Money of the DAy

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BALDWIN BIEBER AIDS CUNT

It is hilarious to me, the real Hilaria Baldwin right up in here, some low hanging fruit, bottom of the instagram Kardashian / Jenner Barrel where Bruce leaves his testicles to dry…..because he’s not fully committed to burying them….Hailey Fucking Baldwin….the girl who claims to be christian, but is so slutty, provocative and non-Christian in all she does, from her career choices, to her friend choices…she’s a fucking lie…and not even a good lie…a very mediocre lie…

Stephen Baldwin’s bible thumping little girl, who manipulated her way to the level of celebrity she’s at, which wasn’t too hard when you’re rich. I know poor chicks with lots of followers who just need some Hailey Baldwin access to matter the way she matters…it’s not rocket science..that’s what I am saying…it’s almost impossible for a celebrity rich kid to not have followers or brands throwing money at them….

Well…she’s really done good for herself today, or last month, when she convinced a broken down Bieber that they were soulmates. Maybe she threatened to go to the police with stories of how he raped her when she was a 16 year old Christian virgin…whatever the tactic…she got him to marry her…NO PRENUP…

Meaning…

She’s set for life, not that she wasn’t set for life with Stephen Baldwin My Pillow Dot Com money….but actually really on a higher level of set for life cuz Bieber’s worth 100s of millions..

All it took was some manipulation of a weak mind…using her pussy that you can almost see in these Christian shorts..

As much as I hate to see these hookers manipulate weak rich men out of their money, I also kinda love it, because if you’re that stupid, blinded by the pussy, especially when it’s not that great…you deserve it…but I guess he thinks God is on his side, a wise decision by any man, because from my experience God’s really fucking reliable to all his believers…that’s why they are often times poor trash.

: BALDWIN BIEBER AIDS CUNT

: BALDWIN BIEBER AIDS CUNT

: BALDWIN BIEBER AIDS CUNT

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2018

02

Oct

Eilana Jones Canadiana Tits of the Day

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Eliana Jones is some Canadian content for you perverts…I never met her at the Igloo festival, where Canadians cover themselves in Maple Syrup, and let beavers lick us clean, but she was on some show called Hemlock Grove….whatever the fuck that is….and has big tits…that she’s got out…showing people what it is like to be a 20 year old making it as an actor, getting invited to events, where she gets to pull her tits out…you know

I mean …she’s fucking busty and I believe she has a very substantial career ahead of her for the simple reason that people love big tits on a skinny girl and by people, I mean me…

The best thing about her is that she even dates a Hockey Player….I mean….that’s the Canadian dream right here…right now…girls are raised to want this…and these tits are getting it…

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2018

02

Oct

Alexis Ren Bolt On Tits Getting Wet of the Day

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We live in a world where hot cam girls post pics of butt plugs in their ass on TWITTER…

What the hell do we need an instagram influencer that really has no influence…but that calls herself an influencer…because she’s got pervert followers into her bikini pics…

But America has their priorities all fucked up and confused, focused on things that don’t matter, fighting over a government that no matter what side you are on are taxing crooks out to fuck you over and benefit themselves…

Like overthrow the government, collectively stop paying taxes, instead of waiting around to see who raped who in the 80s when getting a girl drunk to fuck was considered foreplay…get a fucking grip…

So America, instead of celebrating the cam girl with her buttplug in her ass, because that’s porno, on twitter, publicly traded PORNO…

Are casting these bolt on tits for their dance show in hopes that some of her fans, who actually don’t give a fuck about her, will tune in and watch her dance…

This is their attempt to go viral, her attempt to go legit, when all she is is a cam girl who should be putting buttplugs in her ass on twitter…cuz that’ll get you banned off instagram….

She has a lot of followers, they just don’t give a fuck about her, hence why she barely matters…we just like seeing her half naked…so here she is half naked…and retarded looking, fetal alcohol syndrome looking, dopey eyed looking….

Some influencers have influence. People care. Most are just followed cuz they get naked. Figure it out ABC…you’re a billion dollar company hire some people who can figure these things out for you…fucking as retarded as Alexis Ren’s retarded looking eyes.

Here is her slutty Dancing with the Stars promo

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2018

02

Oct

J.Lo Concert Highlight Reel of the Day

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Here is the highlight of the J.Lo Vegas show…

That’s all I have to say about an aged hag with an ego….

One of those annoying over achievers who has won at life and is still not stopping because she’s either got an ego that makes her feel she needs to share herself with the world, or a fear of retiring because there’s all this money out there to make, since people are still into J.Lo and want to throw money at her…and not just Puerto Ricans who have survived the hurricane who use her as a beacon of hope, you know a symbol of what can be done with their American passports on the mainland, but actual Americans too…(lol).

What I am saying is that in this world of recycled shit, the following of the social media accounts, the afterlife or halflife or life of these celebrities and Kardashians just goes on and on and on…

We can’t get rid of them, or their fat asses you’d think they’d be too old to want to show, like why boter, but that you can’t help but show, cuz that’s what showmen do….

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2018

02

Oct

Ariel Winter Big TItty Erotica of the Day

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The word on the street is that Ariel Winter has lost a bunch of weight, because her contract relies on it, as they are offing one of the cast members of Modern Family, and she doesn’t want it to be her, you know the martyr for childhood obesity, having a massive stoke at the age of 22, because she goes out partying one night and her already strained blood vessels can’t take anymore….

So she’s decided to stop being an emotional eater, with an unhealthy relationship with food, and look in the mirror, at those tit reduction scars and say to herself that she got a tit reduction for a reason, and that reason wasn’t to have her massive tits grow back, despite having a better shape, no longer quite as sloppy, something young girls shouldn’t have to deal with, unless they are obese….

She still looks fat to me….and so do her tits…so we haven’t lost her to Hollywood wanting skinny girls yet…

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2018

02

Oct

Ciara Hard Nipples for Fashion of the Day

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Ciara is the born again virgin who has a baby with Future, but who is now with some Football player who she refused to fuck while they were dating, because I guess she was trying to get her vagina to tighten up after having a baby with future and I guess having a career being banged out by producers to get her where she is to day.

I think she’s best known for her song Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, but most people like her work in TLC, pre Lisa Left Eye Lopez’s premature death…

Well now she’s doing something even more substantial…hanging out with hard nipples in magazines that teach girls how to anal fuck, but that also feature morbidly obese women and celebrate their strength and courage to sit on fold out chairs at picnics…I’m talking to you Ashley Graham…so inspiring…where’s the cake.

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2018

02

Oct

Dynastyloveyou is Your New Instagram Crush of the Day

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Dynastyloveyouis a 21 year old babe…

She’s an instagram influencer that not enough big brands are working with – despite her being a fucking legend in this era of inclusion.

She’s the Kylie Jenner, if Kylie jenner was a deformed crackbaby with some kind of retardation…

She’s hood, and producing all kinds of the same content as all the other sluts out there…you don’t need to be able bodied to pull off their hustle….if anything this is one of those “you’re not that great, a retard could do your job” situations…

Not that I see handicapped people, I see handicapable people. I see talent and hard work and drive that able bodied people don’t have because their lives are so simple and basic…

I also see a fetish…a very weird fucking fetish….so take it in…Dynasty is the future.

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