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Peyton Roi List Sexy Sauna Cum Shot Face of the Day

Luma Grothe in a Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Millie Bobby Brown’s Deleted TikTok Titty Slip of the Day

Kira Petilli is the Instagram Of The Day

2018

Sep

Alyssa Milano Erotica of the Day

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Alyssa Milano has told me off on social media at least once before blocking me. I like to think it’s because I am a cyber bully, or a troll, who make fun of these overrated people with egos, who feel that people care about what they have to say, so they get all political and annoying and opiniated, when it’s like “bitch, you were just the hot daughter on Who’s the Boss, get a fucking perspective”…..

She grew into a hairy mom with a mom body, but her fans still jerekd off to her like she was the teen girl she was when she was hot…

She ended up waxing her ams and I guess getting confident in her mom body now that the world is about inclusivity and body positivity…so here she is bringing it in a one piece…thank god it’s a one piece.

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2018

Sep

Sadie Newman is Walking the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show of the Day

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What’s there to say about Sadie Newman….other than her name is that of a dog I once new in the 80s, Sadie….she was a sweet lab / Collie mix who loved playing in the outdoors, loved chasing her tail, loved to cuddle on cold winter nights…she was one of the best there every was….

Newman, better than the old man, is the new man, or pussy that the people at victoria’s secret have been dabbling with and now issuing press releases on because they feel she’s madde it, good enough, top quality and walking their infomercial holiday fashion show that I assume no one will watch and that will have the lowest ratings ever because none of this shit matters and TV doesn’t matter…and we can see half naked girls, even the ones in the show all day.

The only way this would be exciting is if they used Nuns, or Mormons, or Amish women in their show…because you can’t see them half naked or full naked all the time…

Instead they keep up the marketing hype around it, they are rich and can and their pussy is top tier so we agree to participate enough…like posting this nonsense news item about their new pussy.

The nice thing about her…is that she’s not a huge social media attention seeking whore which I like….in a world of everyone being a whore…

She’s more high brow, high end, cunty than that….more of self promoter in other ways, like doing press releases for her new role as promo model for the biggest and best….allowing her to live that full rich expensive life her skinny frame deserves…

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2018

Sep

Lourdes Leon Tits of the Day

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Lourdes Leon is Madonna’s weirdo daughter who really isn’t that hot, but she is definitely as annoying as you’d expect her to be, with her weird hippie hipster artist gender fluid outfit…because she is an art project by her annoying mother is Madonna and being Madonna means you are in and of yourself – fucking annoying as shit…and that will trickle down into your kid trying to navigate her way through the world with a trust fund, access and a moustache.

I saw these last week, but needed the time to write this brilliant post about it.

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2018

Sep

Ronda Rousey WWE Erotica for the Perverts of the DAy

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I find it fascinating that the media treats the WWE as if it’s an actual sport. They have people interview these people like they are actual athletes and not just some weird fetish for half retards who watch it.

I mean sure, Ronda Rousey, before taking the cash grab from the WWE to be one of their overpaid characters, was an actual fighter, to give some legitimacy to the sport, or to give her a good second career that pays….while giving the fans some real shit to jerk off to..you know because the other WWE girls are weird stripper looking bitches…there to make the homosexual undertones, or is it the overtones of the sport, less homosexual to the half retard fans…

I am assuming most dudes jerk off to WWE every time they watch it…because that’s just the kind of testosterone release these bros need…but this dyke on dyke wrestling shit just straightens it out…cuz these bros don’t like dick on dick half naked rubbing, that’s queer, but they love watching it, that’s queer, but these girls make it not queer….

This is so ridiculous. You fucking perverts.

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2018

Sep

Nude Yoga on Pornsite Youtube of the Day

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We live in a world of Hypocrisy. You know that, I know that, we all collectively know that.

I’ve been posting nude chicks, celebrity chicks and models for the last 14 years.

I’ve barely produced any of that content myself, it’s always been from high paid productions, with high paid people, doing slutty degenerate things.

I would say that 99 percent of what I post is nude mainstream people…not nude sex workers or porn stars..

Yet I was kicked off Google Ads in 2004, before I really started, and didn’t make the millions others made by censoring the tits.

All while me bitterly protesting, saying “But all these ad execs are creeps who fuck the sex workers”….

All while saying “Some of the dirtiest perverts are the fucking people with money”…

I was repressed, opporessed, aliented, targeted…it was systematic racism that didn’t like a pervert…because so much money making things are more hardcore than me…

I’m just a guy who makes fun of shit…and posts tits…

So for 14 years I bitterly continued posting, knowing this wouldn’t make me rich…over a billion people have rolled through this site over the last 14 years…I don’t know if that’s an achievement since no one cares…but to put it in perspective..if I had google ads when they paid 2 dollars per 1000 banner impressions, and you run 3 banners on a page…I would have made 6 million dollars on this site the last 14 years…NOT bad….

But because I posted tits, I got blacklisted, banned in Airports…

Then this YOUTUBE shit, owned by the people who banned me, and called me porn and pervert…..and all these other OFFENSIVE things I should protest and cry victim about…runs all kinds of porno ads all fucking day on porn content.

Try google image searching vagina. Or get on YOUTUBE and look up girls popping balloons, or I guess Nude Yoga…

So Nude Yoga, an actual fetish, can live on YOUTUBE…for perverts to jerk off to, because it’s “educational”, teaching us how to do these important moves.

I get it, Yoga…healthy and good for you, we should all do it….

But nude Yoga is something Youtube monetizes….

But me posting pics from Fashion shoots calling girls whores is porn…

Get it together….

Or don’t because I like watching nude Yoga….

Here’s the First One…. Get Fit…

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2018

Sep

Trump Supporter Lets Gator Bite his Balls and Other Videos of the Day

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Angry Customer

Disabled Man Shows off Kung Fu Powers

Man Catches a Flying Umbrella

Rock Paper Scissor Faceplant

Crossing Guard of the Day

Sex Doll Titty Bounce Test

Suntan Fail

Weinstein Molesting one of his Accusers

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2018

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I have spent the last 14 years living as a hermit – as far removed from Society as I can, while still living in a city in the event I want to sit in the park and watch girls dressed slutty, in their bikinis, or braless…as they do…but the older I get and the more soy I eat, the larger my breasts grow, and the less testosterone I have at 50, I’m starting to think the real escape will be moving into the woods….where there is no internet, power or reception. Some “Into the Wild”…only instead of being an entitled rich kid going to Alaska…I’m just a dude with no survival skills trying to escape the microwaves and the social media accounts that don’t matter. The noise, the politics, the bullshit, the sluts…and just instead of looking at the wall…look at the sky, smell a tree, shit in the woods and wonder why your shit looks so weird….you know what life is actually about..

But then…I come back to this…and have to hype my self up for it, because you sure fucking aren’t….

What I am saying is that I want your money….pay me to do this….because doing it for free is getting pretty fucking ridiculous while everyone else seems to be getting rich on far less effort…

It’s really 4 years of this is silly and entertaining….becoming 10 years of why?

Here are some stepLINKS…why?

Weather Channel Drama
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Instant Karma Compilation
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Lena Dunham – despite Being Fat – Knows Fat is Lazy
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Gwyneth Paltrow Tried to Stage an Intervention for Lily Allen….what?
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73 Questions with Lily Allen
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Violent Rampage in Bus Station
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English Man Gets a Bionic Penis
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Hospital Gets Evacuated
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Asia Argento’s Accuser is a Sexual Offernder
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Little Girl Dancing to Halloween Theme Song…Perverts
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Joaquin Phoenix Pre Joker
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Hot Naked Girls of Reddit
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Concussion Practice
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Stefania Ferrairio Braless
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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Get SurfMoji for IPhone Featuring Booty Surf Emojis
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2018

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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This whole inclusion thing is pretty racist…I accidentally saw Black Panther and if that wasn’t a fucking racist experience I don’t know what was…because to have inclusion you have to identify what makes us all different and that alone describes racism….describing how they are all different than white people….like your backwoods uncles been doing for decades…only this way

The only good thing about this whole inclusion thing is that some weird fetishes have become accepted, but I think that’s more to do with the porn generation having access to the most hardcore of porn at the age of 5…..because I remember a time when you’d ask a girlfriend to do something, or to participate in something, or dress up a certain way and she’d freak the fuck out on you, not that I ever had a girlfriend, but I felt close enough to the Dunkin Donuts coffee girl to ask for her to milk my prostate while wearing religious garb, like that of a priest to remind me of my friend sexual experience…and she would just call me gross..

If I was younger, I can assure you that normal girls, the kind who shopped at the Gap in the 90s, and did mainstream things, would be all over that….

Inclusion…the devil and our friend….

Here are some stepLINKS…on a saturday.

Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin Got Married – But Didn’t…
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James Franco’s Model Girlfriend in a Bikini
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Ashley Benson Claims She was Hacked when Announcing she was Dyke
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Emma Stone Ugly and Ordinary Looking
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Bathing Suit Nip Slip
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See Through of the Day
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A Compilation of Pretty Girls
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Grandma VS Snake
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Insane Bike Helmet of the Day
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Real Flame Thrower – VS Not a Flamethrower
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Jimmy Buffet Goes Surfing
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Mariah Carey’s Weird Music Video
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Work Site Tape Measure Trick
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Cockfight Cock Handler Hyping his Cock
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Asia Argento is the Devil
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Eminem Pussies Down By Apologizing for Calling Tyler the Creator a Fag
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Protestor Gets Pulled off a Log Truck
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Hurricane Florence from Space
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Ariel Winter May be Killed Off Modern Family…
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Man Falls Down While Hanging Out with Bill Murray
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New Species from the Depths of the Pacific
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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Get SurfMoji for IPhone Featuring Booty Surf Emojis
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The Celebrity Nudity Thread
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Barbara Palvin – Vanity Fair Party with her Boyfriend
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Lili Reinhart Slutty in a Magazine
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Julianne Moore – Old Slut in a Magazine
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Janet Jackson – Slutty in a Magazine
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Hayden Panettiere – Out There for the Paprazzi
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Blake Lively – Plastic Face – Slutty Cleavage
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Heather Graham at an Event
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Katie Holmes – Big Tits at an Event Looking Old
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Rihanna at Some Event
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Zoe Saldana Corset
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Madison Beer in her Playboy Top
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halston Sage Hot
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Brooke Burke in a Bikini
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Find Married Chicks to Fuck
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A Whole Bunch of Cam Girls…
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Live Sex
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Two Cam Babes- Orgasm or Exorcism
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Kristina Sheiter Naked for Kesler Tran
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The Gender Pay Gap is Bullshit
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The Naked VS MOdels
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Disgusting Birthing Video of the Day – I Wonder if it is Kate Upton
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Weird Fetish of the Day – Dick Destruction By a Monster CHick
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Girl Masturbating Hard in the Hotel Lobby
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How to Shoot a Good Video
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Just a Girl Masturbating for some Tokens
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Amazing Nude Woman on the Beach in a Sunhat
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Bikini BFFS get MOBY DICKED on a Boat
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Suckign Cock While Driving…
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Amazing Naked Woman in the Pool
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Couple Secretly Filmed Fucking
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Shake that Ass in Slow Motion – Shake Those Huge Tits in Slow Motion
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Small Girl Deep Throats Like a Crazy person
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Emeilia Paige – Strips
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Aspen Rose – Hot and Naked
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Yasmin Disney – I Wonder if She’s Related to Walt – Busting the Fuck Out
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Random Tumblr Porn Hand Picked By This Pervert
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2018

Sep

Rita Ora and Her Big Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Rita Ora posted up some bikini pics, because that’s what you’re supposed to do when you have an instagram account, I mean what else are you going to post, pics of your meal or your pet? I guess you can post things where you are at exclusive events and when you’re in concert to show the world that you are finally important….because Rita Ora is finally important…from Zero to Hero and it only took a decade…from being the replacement Rihanna…to being the girlfriend of Kardashians, DJs and Producers….just working it…

Where the one thing that mattered….and that was consistent…was rockin’ tits…so here’s she is rocking the rockin’ tits…what I call her real legacy and value.

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2018

Sep

Amber Rose Pussy Print of the Day

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Amber Rose is a hero to all sex workers….to remind them that if you sex work properly…you can fuck rich rappers who love sex workers…and exist as a celebrity of your own…all while collecting that child support raising rapper babies with the help of a staff you don’t pay for so that you can commit to you cause of continuing to post smut of yourself on the internet because above all things…you are a sex worker…and you’re proud…the more people jack off to her…the more she thinks she matters….and I guess this lingerie in her cooter is her showing us that she matters…

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