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2018

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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That awkward moment when you find nudes of your mom in the 60s and masturbate to them

That was my attempt at writing a meme…

Or I could have done it like:

Me: Oh look at this pic of some naked chick in my dad’s desk drawer
Also Me: She’s got hot tits….
Also Me: *starts jerking*

Later that day…..

Me: Dad, who is that hot nude chick in your desk. Old girlfriend?
Dad: No Son, that’s your mom, why are you in my desk
Also Me: Oh….My….God….
Me: *realizes he wants to bone his mom*

I just need to overlay the text on an image…and boom…instagram famous fuckers…

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2018

Oct

Sofia Richie New Tits of the Day

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I don’t know if Sofia Richie has new tits or not, but why the fuck can’t I clickbait like the rest of the world, with my headlines to trap you…in a you’ll never believe this, you’ll never guess what happens next, pile of bullshit that the internet has mastered, because the internet is full of half retards who barely know how to use computers…that’s what happened when it went mainstream…

So Sofia Richie and her tits, that could be new tits, none of these rich young cunts are real anymore…why would they be when they can make themselves out to be hotter than they naturally are with daddy’s credit card…a trend that is spilling over into all the young people I see on the streets on days I leave my house.

She’s a bootleg Kardashian, literally, she even fucks / dates / is baby sat by one of the Kardashians husbands, because why use your access for anything good, when you can just sit around with your tits out, feeling hot and praise from the world, cuz you’re a rich kid who will never be more influential or leave a legacy quite as magical as her dad Lionel…but who can sure as hell get IG likes by being a slut third tier cast member on the reality show that spans social media crafted by the evil empire America hasn’t eliminated yet….

What matters about these pics is young girl tits…

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2018

Oct

Sophie Mudd Massive Tits of the Day

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I think it’s safe to say that Sophie Mudd is the most important person on the internet right now….

Not that anyone knows who Sophie Mudd is, or that she’s making actual movs or making actual money doing what she does….whatever it is that she does…

But she’s got MONSTER tits, and any young girl with a tiny frame, rocking Monster tits is distracting enough to forget all other women while staring at her exploiting her tits like it is her right, because it is her right, they are her tits, and she’s empowered motherfuckers…

I know she’s not nearly slutty or naked enough for a girl who is slutty enough to use her tits for attention and to amass a million followers…but those tits don’t need to be slutty for us to stare at them in a WTF is that and why the fuck did they grow like that and how the fuck does that happen…real tits aren’t supposed to be that big especially not on such a small girl…this some birth defect done right.

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2018

Oct

Uma Thurman Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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Uma Thurman busted out her big old lady tits, being supported by her big alien man hands, despite being 300 years old, because that is the world we live in…

Never to old to pull out the tit suggestively, even when you are too old to be topless, but with the support of social media women who are super fans and encourage this kind of behavior by calling it empowering or fierce…despite being weird, awkward, and unacceptable in the grand scheme of human decency…

But Beggars can’t be choosers, my entire life has been motivated by women getting naked, or getting women naked, and sometimes that leads to gross people getting naked, for the greater cause of normalizing naked, to get hot girls naked comfortably because it is now a social norm….

You know…if you want to get all hot women naked and exposing themselves, you have to deal with everyone else getting naked…that’s how going mainstream works…

I guess when you’re an ego, who was a fetish of Quentin Tarantino’s you already think you’re hot in the first place so this is just a continuation of that, when it probably should have ended long ago…cuz she’s old..but it’s here.

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2018

Oct

Nikki Lund Nipple and Pussy Flash of the Day

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Nikki Lund’s claim to fame / what she’s milking is that she was Kim Kardashian’s childhood friend, which pretty much makes her our enemy….because she could have influenced Kim Kardashian to do something stupid, like play in traffic, or in front of a train, or to be an Anorexic until she died…but she didn’t…

The fact that she’s milking being Kim Kardashian’s childhood friend, and has been for the last 3 yeas, is pretty fucking humiliating, it’s rock bottom shit, but I guess when you’re a rich kid, you have lots of time on your hands to angle things however you can to get noticed…

Well, since she’s Kardashian aged, she’s old as fuck and I guess since she’s still an unknown…she’s out there trying to change that…by exposing her pussy in sheer panties all wet for the perverts who care.

I do appreciate the effort and strategy but you’d think after the Kardashians she’d be doing more dick in pussy sex tape than just wet panty pussy…but then again she may just be classier than the world’s biggest marketing tool and spokesperson…

Oh as it turns out she was also Richie Sambora’s girlfriend…hooker…Rocker’s traditional have great taste in women, especially Sambora…look at Heather Locklear…

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2018

Oct

Gigi Hadid Wet Pussy Print and Hard Nipples of the Day

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Gigi Hadid is the girl who on her 16th birthday asked her daddy for a modeling career, while most 16 year olds were asking for a Sweet 16 Birthday parties that featured personalized performances by Lil Wayne or Drake or whoever was famous back when this hag turned 16…

She’s out there modeling in a vintage style bathing suit, getting wet with it jacked up her ass, not so hot to me, but may be hot to you, because you, like the rest of the world loves what they are told to love, love what is followed, love what gets fucked by one of the One Direction boys, likely up her ass, because that’s how Simon Cowell taught them to fuck….

The most interesting Gigi Hadid story is that the Paparazzi, who I hate and have my own issues with over the years, who are snakes who mooch the pics like this of her, and who sue anyone who posts the pics even after they are leaked or all over the internet, because of copyright law….

Either way, they are suing her for posting a pic of herself that they took, which is pretty hilarious, considering they make money off these people’s backs….because it’s the law…she doesn’t have the right to post the pic and it makes me laugh…..but will likely end with changes in the paparazzi law…where they have to pay the celebs out for staring in their pics they sell for too much…

Here’s her wet ass crack…and nips…

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2018

Oct

Degenerate Halsey With the Wet Nipples of the Day

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Halsey wants you to know she’s black, so that she can mooch off black rights and black in the media, you know play the underdog, use it for her personal gain because she’s that kind of cunt…with some Rick James looking haircut….

She also wants you to see her tits, because tits get hits, and she’s trying to perpetuate and ride this fame thing out…you know she’s got people looking at her, it’s what her white trash with a black dad life always wanted, so she’s gonna ride it out as hard as she can using all the low level tactics since all these people are fucking half retards and lazy and choose the easiest strategy…especially when they don’t have talent, and their existence is really just hype…

So here’s the tits…I feel like I’ve already posted….but I’ll post again cuz I use tits for traffic, as shameless as the whores producing the content.

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2018

Oct

Jessica Lowndes Got Them Big Titties on of the Day

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DO YOU CARE ABOUT JESSICA LOWNDES IN HER BIKINI? BECAUSE WHO IS JESSICA LOWNDES?

From my understanding, which is limited, because I am a drunken half retard, she was on 90210 with Annalynne McCord in a show that was a total fucking bust…and has used the celebrity or opportunity to be on a network TV show to get a following on social media…it was good timing you know when social media was starting up and people still watched Network Television.

She hasn’t been able to get work since 90210 the new years, but she does get her horse face in a bikini, like she did on Sunday…with her big old tits..cuz she’s old now…and I’ve already spent too much time on someone or something so irrelevant…I mean two day old bikini pics of a virtual nobody…what’s wrong with me.

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2018

Oct

Kaili Thorne is Naked of the Day

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Kaili Thorne is more excited about her stepsister or half sister Bella Thorne’s fame because she’s got the same last name….THEY SHARE THE SAME DEAD DAD….than Bella Thorne is…

So while Bella was being exploited by her mom for Disney, this one was involved…on the front lines, not quite making it herself, because she wasn’t the mom’s official biological kid, but as the relationship with the two kids she got onto Disney, her biological kids, who now hate her, this one, who isn’t even her kids sticks by her…

So for those of you who don’t know, and I assume who don’t care….and just look at the tits….there is this article that is going around about Bella Thorne that for some reason people are so interested in…because Bella Throne’s gone viral and has a ton of followers and people care about the exploited Disney Kid turned IG whore…that’s the story…

This Kaili Thorne, who is older than the other two Thornes, has been getting naked back when Bella was being a candy coated fluffy bullshit Disney kid, before rebranding because the market went “get naked on the internet”…

So here she is still getting naked…

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2018

Oct

That Dude Lea Michele Hard Nipples of the Day

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Everyday is Halloween for Lea Michele, because like Bruce Jenner, who cut off his own DICK for the cause or for his mental health issue, that made him think he was a woman, almost as crazy as people in prison who had mental health issues tell them to do bad things and they assumed it was the devil speaking, only the world doesn’t call it mental health issues for whatever reason….Lea Michele, based on her face was born a man.

I always find it funny when I see celebrities, people who are on TV, who perform and who other people are fans of, who act like they are hot, cuz they are rich and famous, all while looking like this. You’d assume she’d be more of a behind the scenes, work in an office or something…but instead she’s on TV…which is insane because if I was doing a casting call, after pulling out my dick and asking for a blowjob I’d be like “you sure you don’t still have a dick right?”….you know how casting calls go…always ask about the dick after your dick is in the mouth…it’s less queer when you’re in too deep than knowing about it in advance…

What I am trying to say is this bitch is too ugly to be famous…but she’s got hard nipples..I guess the hormone therapy’s working…