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2018

22

Oct

Eiza Gonzalez Still Hot Fitness Erotica of the Day

My friend Steve and I are very interested in Eiza Gonzalez and her rise to whatever the fuck she is, (Josh Duhamel’s rebound from Fergie cuz he wanted to see what a vagina feels like after years of getting fucked by Fergie and her Meth Cock)…..from wherever the fuck she was back in Mexico….because we like her tits and body…

He has sent me countless pics of her before the plastic surgery pics, where she was pretty regular and troll like, but thanks to social media and the weird body image it gives girls, and technology in plastic surgery from Fillers to less intrusive procedures, she was able to become the women she always felt she was, but didn’t see in pics of herself, like every other girl…

The point of my story is this Eiza Gonzalez, who is apparently an actress…is hot.

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2018

22

Oct

Sarah Hyland Tits in a Bra of the Day

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I like this think that Sarah Hyland is dying of her genetic, auto-immune disease that forced her to have a Kidney Transplant like she was Selena Gomez, all the cool child stars are getting Organ transplants, while the second tier are getting drug overdosed, or in Selena Gomez’s case she’s getting both….

And that dying of Sarah Hyland involves her producing content for her legacy, you know self produced content, where she pretends to be like all the other girls on social media with her tits out, little tits are still tits and worth looking at…

I assume her American Family Values organization ABC / Disney doesn’t allow for her to pull her full tit out, and she’s got that whole Modern Family contract with them…but at the same time they want to promote the show on her social media, it’s a vehicle to promote things, so they allow for some half slutty…that will be full slutty if she lives to see the end of the series…which we hope she does…annoying or not, creepy or not, I only wish death on the Kardashians…you know Karma…and shit…

Here she is for the paparazzi…

Here she is for an event…

Here she is for social media….

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2018

22

Oct

Iggy Azalea Big Thighs Erotica of the Day

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This is a hilarious angle for Iggy Azalea.

It looks like a photoshop job done as a joke, you know to totally throw off her proportions that are already thrown off thanks to her fake ass, liposuction sucking fat out of her stomach and jacking it into her thighs, leaving her some weird mess that apparently black guys like to fuck cuz it’s white….

I am not joking, I was at the Home Depot this weekend, you know being a man, shopping for wood and tools and saw a black employee asking his fat, like real fat white manager some questions and when he walked from her, he gave me a look like a dude in a club would give you, after buying a hot chick a drink and having her life her skirt to show him her pussy in exchange…he was pumped on it…probably as pumped Iggy Azalea fans are on fucking her, or seeing her like this…

But it looks like someone shrunk her upper body to make her lower body novelty sized, which I guess is what she’s going for…and is disgusting.

I get that Millennials are all turning queer, non binary gender and sexuality from all their porno they watch, they are into buttholes, because the dudes are all queers, they love true crime, netflix, and.getting naked on social media via selfies, but I’ll never get that they like fat chicks as models…

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2018

22

Oct

Madison Beer Short Shorts of the Day

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Madison Beer is working the paparazzi, or has been the last few months, maybe even years, days sort of blend into each other here…

She has been working the paparazzi whether it was through showing off her big tits, or showing off her big tits and showing off her big tits….because she’s got big tits and a mom who helped her learn how to show them off..

She’s wearing little shorts to get noticed and talked about, because it is important to get noticed, it’s how you make money and leverage your youtube pervert fans to go mainstream…even though Youtube is mainstream…but after mastering that it’s only natural to want to traditional attention actual celebrities get….so this is her getting it….

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Here’s a video…

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2018

22

Oct

Degenerate Kim Kardashian is Naked Again of the Day

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I don’t know what disgusts me most about Kim Kardashian. Is it the way she looks, both before and after all the surgeries she’s had done to end up looking like this pile of shit bolted together….or is it what she represents…

Or the fact that people have created her, allowed her to exist, celebrated her, purchased all she’s sold to them allowing her to make billions of dollars for her and her family in the process….

We as a people are responsible for this 40 year old, mom of three, sex worker turned marketing machine that has people watching her every move because she makes sure they watch her every move by getting naked…

It’s terrible….on all fronts…the impact she’s had, the fact everyday people look like her, the fact she’s still getting naked for people trying to mooch off her audience.

This is the America you live in, and what you should be fighting…

Protesting your idols and marketing spokespeople, demanding better quality people, there are HOT people out there, let Kim K expire..

I mean I complain about all old time sluts coming out for more attention, even those with talent who can sing and dance..why would I ever endorse an old timer who doesn’t do anything to continue existing…

I think the major tragedy of the last 40 years is that not one serial killer from LA killed Kris Jenner…not the Golden State Killer, not the Manson Family, not anyone…when they fucking should have.

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2018

22

Oct

Ariel Winter Big Tits of the Day

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There’s no arguing that Ariel Winter is some big titty troll, who despite cutting off her tits once, still has tits…

The argument is whether a troll is hot enough to jerk off to because it has big tits, is that enough to carry her in a world of perverts…do they block out everything else about her and just fixate on her big fat tit…

Or are they like me, who look at a fat midget with no neck and pasty skin and wonder why she doesn’t hire a nutritionist to control her damn portions and force her to work out harder because her gut is hanging out of her pants…

Even if her diet and hormone imbalance is so fucked up, probably from emotional trauma, probably from her mom whoring her out for all of you to watch her go through puberty on TV….on a show I’ve never seen but that I know some of you have and that you liked because of this girl you’re confused into thinking is hot…

I realize after years of doing this, that Americans really believe in marketing hype, you can tell them that a monster is sexy enough that they will believe it…throw some tits on that monster, giver her money, put her on a network show and it makes it a lot easier…

Maybe she should work on getting some more flattering pants…I mean what is this fat girl sloppy shit, you’re a celebrity, put yourself together…I hate that everyone is a reality star putting themselves out there like we are watching them on their couch farting…step it up.

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2018

22

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio at 100 years old – still has the ability to get half naked and sprawled out on the beach in a bikini..possibly because it requires zero to no talent, skill or effort to do….but I am sure Alessandra Ambrosio she polarizes it and pretends it requires skill…you know the whole it takes 10,000 hours to master something…like posing for a camera in a way that looks like she’s posing for a camera because she’s posing for a fucking camera…

But that doesn’t mean, I won’t stare at her half naked in bikini, pushing 40, stealing jobs from the 19 year olds because Victoria’s Secret knows her ability to sell their shitty product so they keep her the fuck around…not that you perverts care about that.

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2018

22

Oct

Peyton Roi List in Some Disney Lingerie Of the Day

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The one thing I know about Disney Kids is that they all statistically grow up to be real exhibitionist sluts getting naked or as naked as they can to be relevant, not too racy, and hireable…you know all that hard work growing up in the Disney school of entertainment has made them professionals that other people want to work with….

I don’t know if it’s just the era, the sign of the times, the way we operate as people…that forces these girls trained on the importance of being noticed…doing what they industry wants them to do to be noticed…

Or if they are just doing teen rebellion in their 20s, now that their Disney Contract is up, letting loose in the fishbowl zoo exhibit they live in…

Or maybe they are just raised by their whore mothers to please whoever they need to – to keep the fame thing happening, the career alive, so that all egos can be fed with a pile of money like he celebrities they’ve become…

Whatever the reason, I’ve seen many disney kids naked or half naked….and clearly it’s not a coincidence…

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2018

22

Oct

31 Pics of Topless Genevieve Morton of the Day

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I figure if a forgotten model who no longer works for the one company that gave her consistent unpaid work….Sports Illustrated….Who allowed her to be higher profile than all the other bikini models out there, in an era when not everyone was a bikini model….establishing a fan base for herself thanks to her big boobs….and who let her go a few years ago cuz she’s old and because there are so many more relevant girls getting naked on the social media they can use to try to stay relevant and not admit they are a dying entity thanks to everyone getting naked for free…

Gets out there and produce titty pics, of her big tits, in black and white so it’s not considered porn, but artistic nudes, to evoke emotion, to show you her pain and struggles navigating the world, getting to a point where she realizes “fuck it, I’ll just get naked after the decade of cockteasing”…only to limit the cocktease because without SI she virtually disappeared…

I consider it my duty to post all the pics and say “hey, go give Genevieve Morton some love”….she may be older, but looks better than she did for SI all those years, but that could just be the toplessness talking….

You can follow her at INSTAGRAM …and give her and her breasts a second chance to redeem themselves in her 30s….

Or you can click from her profile to all the 20 year olds getting naked…

Either way, instagram is where you’ll find countless things to jerk off to.

But this Genevieve Morton shoot is worthy of going viral for her, so help a girl out and pass it around….it’s not too late for her or her tits to have another chance at this titty career.

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2018

22

Oct

Padma Holding Her Tits of the Day

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Here are some pics of Padma Lashki showing you how to seduce a really old billionaire so that you get all his money….it’s called showing off her big tits while pretending to be a sophisticated women…when clearly…you’re a low level whore.

I don’t know if people know who Padma Lashki is, but I think she’s on the Food Network….or involved in cooking, for whatever reason…

I do know that her story needs to be told, repeated and remembered because she’s just that much of a shitty person….

In her strategic manipulation of rich guys.. a sugar baby. Seducing old billionaires who probably doesn’t consider herself a sugar baby…she got knocked up when cheating on her billionaire who was dying, with a billionaire who was Michael Dell’s brother, getting knocked up, and convincing the dying one, that the kid in her womb was his, leading to the kid in her womb getting his money / inheritance…while genetically the kid is another Billionaire’s kid, making it entitled to his billions of dollars too.

It’s fucking nuts…it’s dark, it’s dirty, it’s manipulative, but tits…they have a way of winning.

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