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2018

Oct

Ashley Graham Fat Wet Tits for Vogue of the Day

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Ashley Graham is an offensively fat woman who managed to polarize her fatness and make a career out of it, and not the typical career you’d expect a fat woman to have, you know working as a sex worker to black men, or working the bakery at the grocery store, but rather as a model….but like most fat chicks, she’s got fat tits…and like most women…she’s using those tits in VOGUE…a magazine that shouldn’t be featuring her…but that are featuring her because the industry needed a woman to use to pretend they aren’t fat chick haters, even though they are…it’s like the “we aren’t racist we have a black neighbor who we haven’t terrorized out of the neighborhood” logic…

If they put a fat chick in their magazine, they aren’t even skinny fetishists…but what I see is negativity. I realize 90 percent of American women are fat, and that companies, mainly a MONTREAL company has tapped into that market by making fashionable fat chick clothing, who Ashley Graham has a million dollar a year contract with, like a Fat Victoria’s Secret model, in the fat fetish scene…but I think it’s irresponsible to say to fat people that it is ok to be fat, here dress in fashionable fat clothes, don’t suffer more than you already do for being fat, like fitting into chairs and that whole diabetes thing….just focus on what matters…dressing like skinny people while being four times their size…

THAT SAID…Ashley Graham has been working out to get fit, turning on her fat audience because statitistically EVERY fat person hates being fat….even when it gets them paid and in VOGUE…a dream a little fat girl never thought possible…but luckily the world get into fat people.

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2018

Oct

Doutzen Kroes Tits in Lingerie of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes was fired from Victoria’s secret a while ago. As part of the deal they allowed her to tell people she quit…because no one wants to come across as the evil business who objectifies women, especially those who work for them, because every girl who wants to model dreams of working for them, giving them some power in terms of who they actually work with…..all in the name of selling made in sweat shop panties…mall brand panties…that America, the consumer country who loves shopping, eat up like they are my pervert neighbor who loves eating panties…

She probably pretends it has to do with her family of e with some DJ she needs to police in IBIZA to make sure he doesn’t cheat on her with groupies now that she’s old…but who knows…

I just know she’s back in panties, modeling like old times, because she’s a one trick trick.

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2018

Oct

Sarah Hyland Hard Nipples of the Day

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Sarah Hyland posted this picture of her hard nipples because she obviously felt like she looks hot – with this quirky caption:

My pants’ inspirational quote of the day “Falling down is part of life… getting back up is living”
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I guess people are making fun of her for her terminal disease, her genetic disorder, the fact she’s hospitalized all the time and has a Kidney Transplant before it was a trend for child stars to swap out their vital organs…a disease that has given her a sense of “who gives a fuck”…empowerment bullshit all these girls who get naked or half naked on social media feel…that rush…that keeps them all doing it…

Either way, hard weird, underdeveloped thanks to a terminal disease nips.

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2018

Oct

Paris Jackson Topless of the Day

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Paris Jackson, Michael Jackson’s daughter – has clearly followed her father’s footsteps in having weird sexual fetishes….because as we first learned when she dated Cara Delevingne, scissoring, getting a few strains of Chlamydia in her throat….and now with this confirmation photo….Paris Jackson likes fucking dogs.

It’s Friday, that’s all I got.

Here she is at a fashion event

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2018

Oct

Dude Punches Glory Hole Surprise and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman in New Orleans Gets Punched by a Kid

Crazy Collapse

Worker Watching ASian Massage Videos

Man Throws Shit on Woman

Feisty Street Whore

Man Caught Jacking Off

Woman Falls Off Overpass….

Just a Dude Jumping on a Hood

Parents Let Kids Drive his Down on Highway

Wife Catches Husband Cheating on his Wife with a Man

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2018

Oct

Morning Hangover DUmp of the Day

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While America is arresting mail bombers….I have been having flashbacks of my heave drinking days…

I distinctly remember going to a house party, getting drunk, drinking one of the beers in the fridge, and the dude at the house party gave me shit, like had a full fucking tantrum…so we did what any reasonable person would do…we pissed in a 40 bottle and put it in his fridge…and watched him open it a few hours later, take a swig and realize he just drank piss….it was a great time until they realized I did it within 3-5 seconds…and dude beat me down….

I was always great a planning things when drunk, even executing things, but I would always forget the crimes I committed, the things I did, within half a minute of doing it, which has lead to many fucking beatings….which probably lead to the brain damage that has lead to me doing this site…cuz there has to be a reason….

Lady Gaga is a Robot Who Just Says the Same Thing About Brad Cooper and It is Crazy
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Gallery of a Naked Playboy Chick with Huge Tits
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Grizzly Bear Charge
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Ariel Winter Buttcrack Pants
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Intel’s Drone Record!
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Teen Running Over His Friend is Crazy…
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Creepy Nude Celeb Fetish of the Day
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Captain Morgan – Party Trick Impresses Girls
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Sexy TWINS
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Magician Sex Tricks…
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MILF TITS!!
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Masturbating Chick of the Day….
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Hot Halloween Costumes!
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2018

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I think one of the more annoying things going on in America with this midterm election shit, but really with social media as a whole, is that everyone, especially the people advocating inclusion, are up in each other’s faces being judgemental…

All this get out and vote bullshit, when your vote doesn’t matter and gets in the way of not getting involved peer pressure on the internet. Fuck off. I’m busy not caring…

It’s like leaving nasty comments on some random person’s profile, trolling like I used to troll, is brought into everyday life.

Everyone is up on each other’s shit, saying what you can and can do, based on who the fuck knows what….and it reminds me of that time I was drunk, literally in a ditch outside of a college party, that I ended up stumbling into, getting in on some of the beer, eventually taking a shit in the kitchen sink, as drunk people often do, to the horror of the people at the party, mainly the people who owned or rented the place…and I was like “it’s a free country people get off my fucking back”…

What I am saying is that America is a free country, and sure, you can’t take a shit in someone’s kitchen sink in front of a bunch of college kids, no matter how bad you have to go, but you should be able to take a shit in your own kitchen sink, make it a toilet if you want cuz it’s your damn sink….and no one should tell you otherwise…

The government and each other shouldn’t have any opinion of anything they deem morally unacceptable…

Set the laws, stay on the right side of the law, break the laws that don’t harm other people…hate what you want, fuck what you want, think what you want, marry who you want, abort what you want, believe in whatever god you want..it’s the whole basis of a free country with free speech…so stop fucking hating each other…and start to stop caring about each other…because all these assholes are out for themselves anyway…stop wasting your time trying to overthrow their bullshit…and focus on yourself, your jerking off, tits, making money, whatever….but being angry all the time, that shit isn’t good for you…

Now I’m going to go diddle my front hole while I figure out what legally changing my gender to WOMAN will get me – from cheaper insurance to fun times at the GYM’s lockerroom…bring it.

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DeNiro’s Suspicious Package is Not His Old Man Crotch
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Teen Who Intentionally Ran Over Classmate Gets 25 Years
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Parking Fail of the Day
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Halsey in a BRa Top
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A Compilation of Nasty Chicks from Instagram
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Sandra Bullock Pregnant in a New Movie…
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Playmate of the Year – Nina Daniele
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Emily Meade – Hot TITS…
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Hamilton Tickets Ruin Lives..
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Angry Fan
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Male Sex Dolls with Bionic Penises are On Their Way
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Man Steals Halloween Mannequin
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Fighter Jet – Low Pass
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Idiot Rapper Dies For Music Video
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Old Coin with a Surprise
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Nut Milking Exposed
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Chanel Westcoast Hard Nipple
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Cardi B Turned Down A Million Dollars for Pics of her Baby
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Mongolia by Motorbike
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Sports Sucker Punch of the Day
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Lily Rose Depp in a magazine Topless
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Paris Jackson at an Event Weird
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Bebe Rexha at an Event Fat
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Maika Monroe Cleavage
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Dakota Johnson Pregnant Tits
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Christie Brinkley Old as Fuck
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Rosamund Pike – Titties
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Mary Elizabeth Winstead Fucked by Ewan McGregor
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Remember when Big Titty Tulisa Contostavlos ad a Dick Sucking Video? Here she is at ane event
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Here’s that BJ Video (NSFW)
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Chloe Grace Moretz is Spoooky
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Frances Bean Cobain at the Airport
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Some SLutty Youtube Singers
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Paris Jackson’s Lip Herpe has a Herpe
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Huge MILF Titty Drop
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Hot Naked Amateur
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Hot Bikini Dancer gets Jerked Off To
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Fat Lena Paul and her Fat Tits
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Sex With a Pregnant Chick is Disturbing
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Jenna Presley from Pornstar to Preacher
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Random Nipple Slip / Tit Slip
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Train Head! And I Don’t Mean She Got a Train for a Head
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Girl and her Crazy fucking Body
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Deep Throater of the DAy
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Cute Naked in Thigh Highs
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These Massive Tits are Hilarious
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Hot and Naked At Sea
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Naked Model By the Pool
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How Wet Can You Get….WTF
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They Say these Are Slutty – Real Slutty Selfies
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2018

Oct

Sofia Richie Pussy Eats her Shorts of the Day

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Sofia Richie has a muppet face, that’s not because she’s partially black, that’s more likely because she’s partially a Kardashian / Jenner and jacking herself up, like you jack yourself off, multiple times a day…you’re unemployed and it is a great stress reliever…

She’s wearing the bike shorts, because bike shorts are in style, even though they are pretty fucking gay, but with those bike shorts comes solid pussy definition, the cleavage of this generation, if you’re not rocking a cameltoe hard enough for use to see your clit / uterus / Scott Disick’s cock ring, you don’t exist.

The fact that there is interest in her, when she’s rich, her dad really rich, all because she fucks a 40 year old Kardashian is pretty much representative of all that is wrong in the world…where her walking around with her pussy out is newsworthy when real shit is actually going down….

I think we can look at this as a celebration of the bike short trend, and less about the Kardashian Jenner Richie Hilton trend of the last 15 years…a dynasty, a legacy, that should have never been because there is really no value to anything they do…

It’s like sure, show us all your pussy, leak a sex tape, do it all…but the level of vapid, superficial that comes with these people who aren’t even good looking…and the support they get from the audience like it’s a real storyline that taps into their need to gossip is fucking terrible….and bad for everyone…that’s why I say…target the bomb threats better.

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2018

Oct

Lily Rose Depp Topless with Pam Anderson of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is young and is hot….and is probably the most interesting of the celebrity children out there being self absorbed attention seeking cunts, because her dad is so famous and has been for so long, that she doesn’t really need to put any work into being noticed or seen, she’s always just sort of been someone people are drawn to and interested in…partially because her dad is so compelling as a character but also because she’s pretty hot….

So as far as young, spoiled, entitled, rich kids go…she’s pretty good…because we don’t see the spoiled, entitled, rich kid side of things, she’s too good to actually interact with any of us, one of those living in an aquarium being watched, an aquarium that you all want to jerk off into and drown her with your semen…to show her how much you like her….

So many other celebrity kids of far less impressive celebrity dads are out there really trying, while this one just doesn’t come across as entitled, rich, spoiled cunts trying too hard to get seen…almost like she is seemingly down to earth….cuz they have nothing to really prove…they are set for life and don’t need your adoration. BUT that could just be me making biased assumptions thanks to the tits she’s partially showing off in this magazine..because I am a believer that not all of the hot rich youth has to be as disgusting as we know they actually are…tits do that to me.

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2018

Oct

Jordyn Jones Hard Nippled Bodysuit of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is one of January Jones’ (who I hear is playing Stormy Daniels in her Biopic, because they both have horse heads) illegitimate children….but I could be wrong…

She could just be a creepily young girl who was on Disney or Youtube or really any vehicle that gets her in front of perverted older men who like younger women who do the whole singing and dancing thing….and they find them with their pervert research….research from being a pervert scrolling instagram for popular slutty pics…and since she has 4,000,000 followers or more on there…her slutty content comes up…and really there is no way to identify age on instagram bikini pics…but when they look like Jordyn Jones, you can assume they are young as fuck, creepily young, even at 18 too young for the typical pervert masturbation, but you’re not the typical pervert…are you…?

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