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2018

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The world became a weird place when everyday girls started taking pics of their assholes and casually sending those pics out to whoever asked them at the right time….

I remember a time when you needed a special bond with a girl to get a pic of her asshole, like you were in a longterm relationship and she was on an exchange program for college, or she got transferred to another town…or she was just a sex working slut who liked the attention..

The last few years, you’ve given all people cameras on their phones, and I would say 100 percent have crossed over into the nude realm….

I am not saying it is a bad thing….just a weird thing….Knowing every woman you see, from the Librarian to the School Teacher to the Grocery Store clerk has taken a pic of their asshole and possibly sent it to someone while masturbating…just has to give you a different perspective on them….

If I was in High School and knew my teacher was a woman who took butthole pics of herself, as all women do…I would fully use that against her when she suspended me for doing a book report on some drugstore romance novel called Call Me Brick about some girl who fucks her dad’s native friend named Red Feather…I’d be like bitch, pull up that photo folder on your iphone, let’s get to the bottom of this…

Nudes were once for the free spirited wild ones…and you’d always be left wanting nudes of the girls who would never get nude….now…it’s for everyone…because no one doesn’t tak nudes and because you’re all a bunch of fucking perverts….and it’s amazing.

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2018

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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Over the years I have a lot of conversations with a lot of people, and sure they may or may not have been broken people, but for the most part the number one fantasy women I was friends with would tell me they had was Rape Fantasy…

I found it insane at the time, I mean who the hell would want to be rape, but then I started talking to other people and they’d tell me that their girlfriends or hook ups were into rape fantasies…then older married dudes at the country club / dive bar I drink at would tell me their wives love the rape fantasy…..

Then the whole 50 shades of grey thing happened, and women were open and excited about being dominated…

I wonder how those people are dealing with the whole rape is everywhere and everything is rape dynamic of today’s society….

Are they now secret closet rape fantasizers…or do they have to change their fantasy all together, maybe to TRANS or LESBIAN…to avoid the stigma that comes with RAPE….

Something to think about, while legalized weed smoke fills my basement apartment thanks to everyone smoking weed because they can, when really it’s just the government trying to put the drug dealers out of business…how are they going to provide for their families now that you’re undercutting them…

I don’t smoke weed, but if I did, I probably wouldn’t care because I’d be too stoned to get off the couch…

That said, there are LINE UPS outside the local weed stores, like weren’t these weed smokers smoking two days ago before the stores were open, or is this an influx of people who have not been smoking for years because it was the law, or is it for a lame IG pic cuz people are lame..

I just don’t know about society.

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2018

Oct

Lily Allen Comeback Tour of the Day

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So, Lily Allen , a rich kid from the UK who had a career making dumb music for idiots….shit went international…..and she was really fucking famous….has disappeared for a while…I think she crawled into some manor somewhere, got fat, shat out babies, quit her drug addiction…then decided it’s time to come back to the people who love her and her dumb music for idiots…

So she wore a sheer top for the paparazzi to remind us that she’s not here to fuck around, she’s just here to bring us the dumb music for idiots that we will be forced to listen to since this generation seems to like remakes of garbage of yesteryear that never should have been.

But the tits are out.

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2018

Oct

Josephine Skriver Naked and Wet of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is probably the hottest of the Victoria’s Secret models….and she’s out there naked, showing off her amazing body, because what the fuck else are you supposed to do when you’re an underwear model trying to keep up with all the whores out there…you gotta whore out in your own way too and her body, as you already know is awesome….

The best thing thing about Josephine Skriver is not that she is a Sci/fi movie premise you can all jerk off to….which isn’t saying much because you can jerk off to anything and everything….you are good at one thing….it’s a creepy thing…but don’t let people underestimate you….or put you down…you have a skill…and that’s what matters and at the rate things are going, that skill..the ability to jerk off to anything will be all anyone needs to get by…

That said, she was created in a lab by her biologist homosexual father and his lesbian donor egg…probably funded by the evil Empire she works for and who pays her bonus for posts on social media like this…you know it all helps the cause…and is the reason they do these longterm deals.

She was clearly genetically modifed, may die of some weird cancer because her homosexual dad played god…but at least her time here looked this good….

The best thing about Josephine Skriver is that when she came to America to work for the brand. She was a VIRGIN!! The guy she’s with, a serial model fucker broker her in and they are still together in love…but amazing to think she’s only fucked 1 dude in her life, not that it means she doesn’t have herpes from taht one dude…but still pretty unscathed in terms of number of dicks inside her….and if that’s not hot…you’re crazy.

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2018

Oct

Ariel Winter Hard Nipples Short Shorts of the Day

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Here’s dumpy Ariel Winter with Hard Nipples on her big tits she’s cut off at least once in a protest against Teens with Sloppy tits, and organization I think deserves more national attention….but people like Ashley Graham who are encouraging young girls to start emotionally eating young, are getting in the way of the disaster that will happen to their bodies, and souls…sure things are ok now, when they are young and have energy, but the second the metabolism slows down…shit will get bad…

She’s also in Short Shorts showing off her recently more fit body..she’s on TV, it’s good to put in some effort before it’s too late…

That’s not to say she’s not fat, she’s just less fat, and her rebuilt tits are still huge….it’s just unfortunate she doesn’t have a neck.

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2018

Oct

Barbara Palvin Lingerie Erotica of the Day

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Barbara Palvin, the Hungarian model that Victoria’s Secret recruited when she had just turned 18, and exploited for a few years, before her friend Stella Maxwell stepped on her toes, like the opportunist Stella Maxwell is and moved in to replace her….leaving Palvin behind to get fat on her own and almost forgotten as the patsy used to divert attention from Bieber and Miranda Kerr fucking, back when Miranda Kerr was still a married mom to Orlando Bloom before being forced to do the whole Billionaire circuit after being fired.

She’s made a comeback and is half naked in lingerie, the way she was trained to be at such a young age and I definitely think it’s worth looking at, because girls in lingerie, when they are lingerie models by trade, deserve to be celebrated in their trade…by staring at her tits like she wants you to..

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2018

Oct

Hailey Baldwin Bra and Panties of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is one of those weirdo Born Again Christian girls who I guess was never born again, because she was raised a Christian by her weirdo drug addict turned Jesus Loving Dad, but who is still a Christian…despite everything she does, and how she portrays herself, half naked, attention seeking, clickbait who basically made a deal with the devil Kardashians to get a following, and to even get with their friend Bieber who she is now married to…

But is Hailey Baldwin the kind of Christian girl who saved herself for marriage, by taking it up the ass from all the dudes she’s fucked being a young whore from instagram with a famous enough dad to have lived the good / rich life….

I’ve known weird Catholic girls in my lifetime, and they have some fucking weird issues, bent up issues, anger issues, and a weird relationship to sex and sexuality….and guilt….one even used to only get off using her mom’s crucifix as a dildo…a crucifix she stole when back home for the holidays…because religion fucks ya’ll up….but all the weird Catholic girls I have known have had one thing in common….an anus trained for penetration…from a young age..not like Catholic boys who have loose assholes because of priests…but because of all the anal sex they had to respect their lord.

You see, people interpret religion how they want, so their egos can still do what their egos want them to do. Like Hailey Baldwin thinks she has an influence and is spreading the word of the lord…yet puts out shoots like this….

She’s delusional, but would you expect more from an entitled rich spoiled cunt…I wouldn’t…

I mean maybe the DOUBLE UNDERWEAR is a Jesus freak thing, you know an extra layer….maybe you should ask her preacher.

Hailey Baldwin Slutty Photoshoot for Harpers Bazaar

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2018

Oct

Staring at Miley Cyrus’ Ass from the Front of the Day

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I haven’t forgot Miley Cyrus.. she’s still the innovative, scandalous, Disney Kid gone bad for attention, and really for marketing, these people have teams behind them and everything they do is tactical…and for whatever reason, the youth were into girls getting as naked as possible, so Miley was the one to get as naked as possible, pretending it was her coming of age, when really it was just a great opportunity for you Hannah Montana fans to be the ones coming..

Point being, I love looking at ass from the front, you know when a girl has leggings or tight pants on and you can see their ass cheeks through their thigh gap…it’s a fetish and I have it…while Miley is speaking to it….

Not that Miley is that hot, she just represents a simpler time in getting naked on the internet for attnetion…and she made lots of money doing it….but most importantly…I’ve seen her cunt more than once…in various pics you can google right now..making all this so much better!!

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2018

Oct

Lina Esco Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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LINA ESCO is an actress. She’s on some show called S.W.A.T., which is probably as awful as it sounds, you know if you ever watch Network TV at night how bad Network TV is…from story, to writing ,to directing, it all has this low budget, shitty acting, vibe….but people still watch it, because people have no taste…

The most interesting thing about Lina is her tits, and with her tits she’s decided to participate in the Free The Nipple Movement, because when you have great tits, any excuse to show them is a good one…

Sure she pretends the Free the Nipple Movement is a women’s rights and the Free the Nipple campaign to promote sexual equality. Free the Nipple!! But it’ also a great way to show people your tits like an attention seeking flasher while pretending to not be an attention seeking flasher…

She’s even gone on to direct a Free the Nipple movie that is on iTunes, that I haven’t seen but you probably have….

From my perspective, it’s always smarter for a woman to keep her shirt on, she can get more out of men if she keeps her shirt on, she can monetize taking her shirt off…

If all you bitches get naked for us for free, you’re leaving tons of potential money on the table, that you’ll have to make up being empowered sugar babies, rather than subtle sugar babies…

It’s all so crazy, but I’ll never fight an organization that shoves titties in our face for the illusion of freedom they already have. Crazy bitches.

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2018

Oct

Shay Mitchell Lesbian Sex of the Day

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I know I am repetitive, but when you’ve posted 50,000 posts on the same nonsense over the course of 15 years, every Monday to Friday, pretty much all day everyday….not taking breaks for Christmas or Holidays, because the SMUT no one cares about must got on….you kind of lose original thought processes, you can only have so much to say in a day, or lifetime, and eventually you gotta stop…and move on, but the site keeps sucking you back in…..

So Repetitive happens, when getting up all the nonsense content that happens, maybe I only have one valid thing to say a week, but I can’t run a site off one valid think a week…so I stretch it out..

My latest observation is that everyone is a fucking Lesbian. I left the house last week during the day, I walked by a college, I ended up at a mall, I walked by a museum, I went on public transit….and what I saw was every single girl looked and acted like a Lesbian.

Men are being phased out, it was all girl on girl…Girls Holding hands, cuddling, kissing…what was once a rare thing was everywhere…girls who used to mall together or smoke weed, or have sleepovers, or have girl nights together were fucking diddling each other in the park…

Straight is dead, men are dead, they are turning into women…so lesbian content by celebs in some Lifetime movie…is just the way life is now….when everyone is a Dyke…

We used to rely on movies to make girls / actresses / dykes for the role, which is going on here with Canada’s own Shay Mitchell…now that’s is just what it looks like when you leave the house….

I’ll still post it though, girl on girl who don’t look like bull dykes still interests me enough to post..

This Could be scenes from new LIFETIME MOVIE…..