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Caroline Vreeland’s Small Bikini Top of the Day

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Em Rat Cow in the Tanning Bed of the Day

2018

Oct

Kate Beckinsale Asscrack of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale has really fucking weird fans, who write really creepy comments about her…

I don’t know where she found them all, or why she got dialed right into the virgin loser nerd crowd that never give up on her…

I do know why she’s posting up these moments in her life, where she has her ass crack out, in a playful and silly way….and that is because despite being 100 and having a 20 year old kid because that’s how old she is…she’s still a slutty rich girl..with an awesome body despite being 100 years old and having a 20 year old daughter…she barely ages..which helps the virgin loser nerd crown into her stay focused on the task at hand…jerking off to her like they jerked off to her in the late 90s…

Some of the comments on this pic on her social media that make me feel creeped out, cuz people are slimey as fuck…

“For a second I thought this was porntube. lol…. unzip”

“My God girl, it is almost too much to be able to see this.”

“Dream wife @katebeckinsale!! Watched everything you have ever done and will continue to watch anything you do. Fell in love with you on Serendipity! How Serendipitous is that ”

“The sleek curve of your back is what teenage girls pray to look like when they grow up! ???? You’re a blessed woman.”

“Ooops, just a teeny bit of booty crack…lol”

“You’re posts crack me up – love em”

“The view is great from here ”

“can’t forget about the sack ”

“You look more amazing each day, somehow. Those Dimples of Venus make me ahhhhhhh. ”

” Oh my God I’m So Excited I Can’t Believe Herbs Could Cure Herpes I had for 5 years! This worked like magic to me. I’m forever grateful.”

“We need to duplicate you for every guy. Everyone would be happy”

“You are just an ideal actress for the horror and action movies”

“Happy Thursday Kate and hope it was fun and beautiful and have a great and Beautiful night”

“OMG Kate! There’s that incredible back!!! ”

Why not just write something that makes sense like “I’d rip those pants more so that I can shove my face up there so far I can taste what you ate for your last meal”…

The internet is weird…..

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2018

Oct

Claudia Lion is Some Naked Chick with Invisible Nipples of the Day

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I don’t know if having nipples the same color as your tits, pretty fucking white, is considered freeing the nipple, cuz they are barely visible unless you wear polarizing glasses or some shit, but I will say that she’s legit topless, and not wearing skin toned bandages to cover her nipples….and even if it seems like there is no nipple – there is a nipple…

Her name is Claudia Lion, she’s a young girl who clearly realizes getting naked on the internet is the answer to all her dreams.

It means she doesn’t need to work, she can have dudes jerk off to her like she wants, she can sexualize herself on her own terms, she can do sexy shoots with different photographers to build her brand, where she feels hot and like an actual model.

A whole generation of girls are doing it…and turning to Patreon type sites to cover the costs of being lazy as fuck but willing to get naked for money without being strippers since this is art…

“I never wanted to be defined just as a model, but since I started posing I felt like I was not doing this just for me, I wanted people to see and feel what I was trying to express. So here we are: now I have the occasion to share with you that sweet, exciting part of my life which is my modeling career. ”

Thanks..now show us your asshole.

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2018

Oct

Lia Marie Johnson is Naked of the Day

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Remember Lia Marie Johnson? she was kissing girls HERE

I guess Lia Marie Johnson is on a fucking mission to get seen, because I’ve done other posts on her being slutty this week, and here she is continuing the slutty, because I guess the first round of slutty paid off for her and worked out for her and made sense for her….got her views…and she’s back at it…

You don’t know who she is, but she could be Dwayne the Rock Johnson’s daughter or wife, at 21 it’s not that creepy….she could also be Don Johnson’s wife or daughter….or President Lyndon Johnson’s grand daughter…or maybe she’s just a 21 year old, who 11 years ago when she was 8 years old, started a youtube thanks to her mom who uploaded videos of her, to stage parent her, and live the Bieber dream….because that’s what narcissistic parents do….to steal their kids’ earnings so they don’t have to work.

She amassed a big audience, now makes music, hosts bullshit, does webseries content, and is getting paid…

who knows, who can tell, she’s an internet sensation though…probably broken on many levels but not on the level of “how to get views”…she’s got this, been doing it her whole life…getting views equals money…

Here she is getting her tits tattooed

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2018

Oct

Martha Hunt Naked and Hot of the Day

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Martha Hunt, despite being one of Taylor Swift’s groupies, which by definition makes her the worst, I mean not that it is her fault, it was more part of the Victoria’s Secret marketing campaign that I guess paid Taylor Swift, the most influential popstar, despite being a garabge scam, a slut really, who has no morals or values other than making money, to friend their girls and to increase their profile. Billion dollar brands have all kinds of ways they work….

So making Taylor Swift adopt their models, like real life barbies, since Taylor had no childhood of her own, weird…making Karlie Kloss (who GOT MARRIED TO TRUMP’s SON IN LAW’S BROTHER yesterday….her roommate weird…having Martha Hunt, the last great American tits, before obesity eats them all up go to Taylor’s private parties weird….

But she still has great tits…and that is what we need to focus on.

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2018

Oct

Miley Cyrus Pussy Print Bodysuit of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is out there in an outfit that hugs her pussy so tightly, it’s like she’s it’s mom and sending it off to the vietnam war, knowing it will likely ever come back, or maybe it’s like a wife during the Civil War, hugging her husband goodbye after she just packed up some freshly made bread for her husband to eat when he marches out to die….leaving her with their thirteen kids on their farm….

What I am saying is that shit is tight, suffocating, the kind of pants a tranny would wear to try to kill off it’s dick the ethical way, rather than having it surgically split open and turned into a pussy….

The nice thing about Miley’s tight outfit, is knowing hat her actual pussy looks like then cross referencing it with her tight pants…it’s like a parlor trick….a “What pussy matches what pussy definition” the game show game…

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2018

Oct

Kendra Wilkinson Big Nipples of the Day

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The only semi interesting thing about sites posting these Kendra Wilkinson titties in a sweater pics…is that people actually still care, or remember who Kendra Wilkinson, when really she didn’t matter even when she mattered.

Not to mention, the not very hot Playboy Playmate who was hired as Hef’s wife in his dark, clearly demented by demential years, wasn’t even that hot when she was getting naked for money….so why the fuck would anyone care to see her nips 10 years later….

Furthermore, she had a sex tape with her highschool lover, who looked like some white trash Downs Syndrome….I posted it here on the site before anyone else…and no one cared to see her fuck some retard looking dude when she was 19…so why would they care about her 45 year old tits…

The answer my friend, is not blowing in the wind, the answer is because we’re all perverts….and nipples, new or old, need to be looked at.

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2018

Oct

Lola McDonnell is Naked of the Day

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Lola McDonnell is a 5 foot 9, 35 inch hip, 24 inch waist, D Cup wearing, size 6 shoe rocking, Brown Hair, Blue Eyed, 25,000 follower on instagram, model with an agency.

She is getting naked on the internet for her career as a model, she is signed and legit I guess….so she’s higher tier than most of the naked on the internet girls…who actually annoy me…because she’s an actual working model just trying to get out there and get hired….

I am all for girls getting naked for any reason, including career and money, I am all for girls exploiting pervert dudes by teasing and catering to their perversions. I am all for girls getting naked on the internet.

I just hate when these women tell a different narrative about what they are doing, than accepting what they are doing….

If you have dudes who found you on instagram due to slutty pics, paying you a monthly fee to access your snapchat premium or patreon, you are a sex worker.

The same dudes paying for access to your VIP content is there to see you naked, or more naked than the other channels you cocktease him on. It’s not a supporting you. It’s sex work. it’s supporting you as much as sugar babies are supported in exchange for sex.

So pretending it’s art, they are helping your art, they are supporters into your art, and not a cash grab even more exhibitionist that selling panties on Craigslist or feet pics on Craigslist which is how normal girls who weren’t sex workers could make money off perverts without putting themselves out there too much…is fucking crazy.

Own your shit, don’t fucking talk about the patriarchy, men being perverts, or sexual assualt cuz guys say “nice tits” in your comments…then turn around and sell pussy pics to the same perverts cuz it means not having an actual job..

Realize you’re a whore and a ho is a ho is a ho…and we all love hoes…we just don’t like hoes who don’t realize or acknowledge that they are hoes. It offends us….if you want our money for your nudes, realize what you are….

I am not saying that this LOLA girl is a whore, but she’s walking that fine line being a model…and I’m all for it…I support it…more power to you…as long as she knows what she is doing is borderline sex work…and the second she starts selling premium snapchats, patreon or escorting rich people to luxurious places as models do…it’s official sex work…

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2018

Oct

Dollar Store Dream and Other Videos of the Day

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Slutty Liberal Dancer

Pipi Longstalking Erotica

Instagram Girl Drops Kid Off

Terrifying

Beer and Barstool

Punch Drunk

Crazy Person…

Crazy Person in Sports Bra

Lowrider in Africa

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I get rejected from advetisers for my content on a daily basis. That is why I am poor….they think I am too hardcore, vulgar, disgusting and they don’t want to associate their brand with me…yet porn chick who get raped on camera get brand deals now…and other sluts like Kim Kardashian are billionaires from being vulgar and disgusting…yet for some reason the guy saying “look at these whores”…is the bad guy…

I get told so many times that DrunkenStepfather as a name is rapey and offensive, like a creepy molesting father figure crawling into your room at night, which isn’t quite what I was going for what I started the site, but it’s funny people think that, I always ask if they were molested by their stepfather to have that as their first instinctive thought…but I find DrunkenStepfather just the right level of creepy drunk pervert to be kinda funny…I don’t think it’s life ruining..

Then I log into porn sites that make over 200 million dollars a year and all their top videos are STEPFATHER / STEPMOTHER / STEPSISTER related porn…like WHAT THE FUCK..these people monetize STEP PARENTING more than me, and they actually show the stepfamily sex, yet I’m the bad guy….

Then there’s the whole your president grabs women by the pussy, you billionaire filmmakers grab slutty tits, all these other people monetize far worse…

It’s one of those life is really a confusing place that makes no sense…like when I tried to break up two homeless native hookers wrestling and pulling each other’s hair the other day…that was a bad choice…there was blood…what I assume was AIDS blood…and it got on my hand….

What does make sense are some stepLINKS…in the morning..

Drunk Girls in the Bathroom
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Karlie Kloss Got Married – Probably Pregnant
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Ellen is in the Marvel Universe
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Rihanna Turned Down Superbowl for Black Rights
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12 Million Dollar NYC Loft
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Kendall Jenner Who Lives in Mulholland Estates in Charlie Sheen’s Old House is Mad at TMZ
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This is the House Kendall Jenner Lives in – if You are Ever in Mulholland Estates
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Accidental Nudity….
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Frog VS Snake
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Hey Harry Potter Fans – Dumbledore is Gay
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The Blowjob Troll….
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Kendall Jenner Hates Stalkers
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Motorbike Crash of the Day
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Cure Anxiety – USE CODE “DRUNKEN” for Discount – DO IT!
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PERFECT PRE GAME KITS For All you Drunk Party Sluts
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Get a Fucking Vape Pen
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Do You Like Sports Betting? Bet on NFL!!!
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2018

Oct

Demi Rose Mawby Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

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This Demi shares more than just a name with Demi Moore….she shares a lifestyle choice…

Demi Moore paved the way for women everywhere, women like this DEMI, to get a lot of fucking plastic surgery so that they don’t look their true 60 fucking years old when they turn 60 fucking years old…or in this DEMI’s case look 40 years old when they are in their early 20s…cuz those face injections jack you the fuck up…and age you until you’re old and it turns you into some kind of muppet…for personal gain..

But who like Demi Moore, is pretty much HALF, which is what DEMI means in french, HALF…real…because the rest of them is filler and injections used to craft whatever the fuck it is we’re looking at….

I find it repulsive to celebrate any woman who has jacked herself up this much with science and surgeries….I find it offensive, it fucks with young people, who are out there getting all kinds of procedures to look like the muppets of instagram….

But when they do it, like this DEMI did it, to promote her sex work and hooking, I get it…I mean rich people like to fuck weird things, so you might as well become that weird thing, to get that rich person money.

This is not hot to me.

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