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2018

Oct

Lina Esco Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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LINA ESCO is an actress. She’s on some show called S.W.A.T., which is probably as awful as it sounds, you know if you ever watch Network TV at night how bad Network TV is…from story, to writing ,to directing, it all has this low budget, shitty acting, vibe….but people still watch it, because people have no taste…

The most interesting thing about Lina is her tits, and with her tits she’s decided to participate in the Free The Nipple Movement, because when you have great tits, any excuse to show them is a good one…

Sure she pretends the Free the Nipple Movement is a women’s rights and the Free the Nipple campaign to promote sexual equality. Free the Nipple!! But it’ also a great way to show people your tits like an attention seeking flasher while pretending to not be an attention seeking flasher…

She’s even gone on to direct a Free the Nipple movie that is on iTunes, that I haven’t seen but you probably have….

From my perspective, it’s always smarter for a woman to keep her shirt on, she can get more out of men if she keeps her shirt on, she can monetize taking her shirt off…

If all you bitches get naked for us for free, you’re leaving tons of potential money on the table, that you’ll have to make up being empowered sugar babies, rather than subtle sugar babies…

It’s all so crazy, but I’ll never fight an organization that shoves titties in our face for the illusion of freedom they already have. Crazy bitches.

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2018

Oct

Shay Mitchell Lesbian Sex of the Day

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I know I am repetitive, but when you’ve posted 50,000 posts on the same nonsense over the course of 15 years, every Monday to Friday, pretty much all day everyday….not taking breaks for Christmas or Holidays, because the SMUT no one cares about must got on….you kind of lose original thought processes, you can only have so much to say in a day, or lifetime, and eventually you gotta stop…and move on, but the site keeps sucking you back in…..

So Repetitive happens, when getting up all the nonsense content that happens, maybe I only have one valid thing to say a week, but I can’t run a site off one valid think a week…so I stretch it out..

My latest observation is that everyone is a fucking Lesbian. I left the house last week during the day, I walked by a college, I ended up at a mall, I walked by a museum, I went on public transit….and what I saw was every single girl looked and acted like a Lesbian.

Men are being phased out, it was all girl on girl…Girls Holding hands, cuddling, kissing…what was once a rare thing was everywhere…girls who used to mall together or smoke weed, or have sleepovers, or have girl nights together were fucking diddling each other in the park…

Straight is dead, men are dead, they are turning into women…so lesbian content by celebs in some Lifetime movie…is just the way life is now….when everyone is a Dyke…

We used to rely on movies to make girls / actresses / dykes for the role, which is going on here with Canada’s own Shay Mitchell…now that’s is just what it looks like when you leave the house….

I’ll still post it though, girl on girl who don’t look like bull dykes still interests me enough to post..

This Could be scenes from new LIFETIME MOVIE…..

More?

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2018

Oct

Bella Hadid Still Naked and Annoying of the Day

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Bella Hadid posted up a picture of her and the Weekend, a ghetto kid from Toronto, who is now the voice of America….and her caption was “HOME”….because she’s a fucking lame piece of shit, with her hopeless romantic young love, despite me knowing people who have FUCKED the Weekend while he was dating Bella the first time, but I guess she’s just a self involved rich kid with Daddy issues, who is so into herself she doesn’t even care where dude’s putting his dick as long as it ends up in her and she gets to be the public girlfriend….

The point of the story is that I don’t consider Bella Hadid a model, even if the rest of the world and her bank account and portfolio tell a different story. I am a firm believer that she’s just an amateur pretending to be a model, because it’s not that hard to be a model, and she only gets jobs because America is fucked in the head.

I don’t care when this fake face, that is still a rat face, gets naked…but I guess other people do..because America likes what they are told to like…it’s what happens when Propaganda in the media has been a thing for 100 fucking years, you eventually don’t have a mind of your own.

I do have to post these nudes, because…Bella Hadid….is relevant, unfortunately…Lame, rich, no substance, zero inspiring…but relevant. I blame you.

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2018

Oct

Lia Marie Johnson Girls Kissing Girls of the Day

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Lia Marie Johnson must be gay we posted her naked before here…

I just don’t remember who she is, so I wikipedia-ed her and this is what I found:

American singer, songwriter, actress and Internet personality notable for appearing in various web series, including the Emmy-winning web series Kids React….

She’s leveraged that to have followeers of her own, and in content she produces for said followers, she is always just sleazy enough to give everyone what they need, including perverts who jerk off to youtube celebrities they’ve been following since they were way too young…

She’s out there now, being mainstream, kissing her girlfriend, because sexuality is a vague concept, as is gender and the mainstream, the people who would have been gap shoppers in the 90s…are all eating cunt and bragging about it.

I feel like I live in some Alternate Alternative universe, because I remember a time only a select group of girls at the college party would do this to get the guys excited, and now everyone is doing it, playing that it’s not a big thing, in a fuck you dudes, way…while giving us content to jack off to.

I DO NOT GET the LOGIC…but I’ll take it.

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2018

Oct

Behati Prinsloo Got Them Wet Nipples On of the Day

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Behati is back…selling Jewelry with her tits out so you know they are targeting women.

She’s taken a few years off her Victoria’s Secret modeling to have babies with Adam Levine…I like to think of that as her insurance policy, or even her pension, because she’ll be set until the kids turn 18, and more importantly, the kids will be set and will likely help their mom if she needs it…not that she’ll need the help, she’s made her own money too…

What I don’t like about Behati is that she’s married to Adam Levine. I get it that these models need to connect with the richest, most high profile people they can…and sometimes they are in the form of actors or musicians and not always in the form of dot com billionaires or business people…

I assume it is because women like money, they like celebrity, they like fame…that is why they do what they do…

But I also assume that they have better options that Adam Levine…

Maybe it is a cultural thing, and Maroon 5 is a huge band where she’s from, and being with him is like being with Jagger cuz he’s got the moves like Jagger according to him…and he’d know cuz that’s what that queer jacks off to….

But I am convinced no one, no sane person, likes anything Maroon 5 and changes the radio station when the spoiled LA rich kid, who was rich before Maroon 5, starts squawking with his bullshit…The little midget momma’s boy queer trying to be a rocker…makes it as a rocker, just the lamest rockert…cums up in this…

Well, now she’s back, modeling again, cuz these bitches don’t always just move in on the life like Meghan Markle, sometimes they still pretend they have their own careers….

It’s a good thing she’s hot…

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2018

Oct

Bar Refaeli Slutty of the Day

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People get so worked up over Israel and Palestine….

People support the Jews of Israel, others support the Palestinians who had their homes taken from them in the 40s….

I saw a video last week of some London UK politician ranting about how wrong Israel is for displacing all the Palestinians in the 40s, after the Jews in Israel were displaced themselves…and I thought to myself…

I just support the tits… and Bar Refaeli, who may not be involved in this conflict, has these tits that can bridge nations together, or at least confuse the people on the other side of the conflict into not wanting to Bomb Tel Aviv, where she lives, because the tits, tits Leo Dicaprio once came on, live…

So a few hours ago Israeli jets pound Gaza after rocket hits thee…Bar Refaeli’s instagram feed offers the Israeli clickbait you need to say “hand over that Kosher salt, I’m gonna go jerk off with it as lube, or more of a dry rub, just so it gets in the wounds so that I can actually feel something in my genitals again, which may be unrelated to Bar Refaeli, but I appreciate her bringing the slutty back”…..

Booty Shake?

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Posted in:Bar Refaeli|SFW

2018

Oct

Heidi V Hoback the Slutty Fishing Girl of the Day

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After the success of our first post on a Fishing Babe with Florida Style bolt on tits and fitness competition bodies, I decided to dig down and find another fishing slut, who is out there with her tits fishing for the perverts, and she comes in the form of Heidi V Hoback…..

I do think that Hoback is a funny name, she probably got teased a lot, like Get on your Ho Back, while I stick my dick in you, bring your ho back over here, I mean I am sure there are far more talented people out there to make clever HOBACK jokes, I’m just saying it’s a great last name…for a ho…

Fishing is the most popular sport in the world, which is amazing when you consider fishing a sport, it’s pretty fucking lazy and slow moving…but lots of people do it….so it’s only natural that a woman would jump in to produce fishing smut, erotica, clickbait, to capitalize on all those people…because some people in AMerica are still wholesome, with good old fashioned family values, who know that the simplicity of putting tits out there doing things that you like doing, makes it worth looking at…

What I am saying is put a bitch in a bikini doing any activity, from GYM to Fishing to Grocery Shopping and people will watch and look…since we love bikinis and we live when Hoes get on their back like Heidi of the Mountain Hoback…

Fishing /Hunting SLut for you perverts…

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2018

Oct

Joey King Bald Bikini Perversion of the Day

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I remember when I used to socialize, I had one perverted friend, the kind of guy who was just always horny to the level where everyone around him would be uncomfortable, you know the kind of guy you didn’t want to get stuck in a remote place, like a cabin in the woods on a bro weekend with because he’d end up raping you. Everyone has one of these dudes in their life…

Well, when pornstar Bella Donna shaved her head for a porno role that could have one her an Oscar but that probably ended up with her head being smashed in a toilet the was being flushed while getting fucked from behind….

Anyway, this guy got hooked on bald girls, he loved it, would want to cum on their heads and watch it trip down…

He couldn’t find bald girls who weren’t lesbians so he hit the cancer ward. It was a dark time filled with heartache…

I don’t know what happened to that guy, but this is for him.

The girl, Joey King, who you know from some Disney Shit, the Conjouring, Kissing Booth and whatever the fuck else is playing what must be a cancer patient, because Hollywood alienates real cancer patients by not casting them in movies, but instead like to use people like Joey King to culturally appropriate their stories…I know some think it’s called acting…you know channelling someone and presenting yourself as them…but social justice warriors don’t agree…

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2018

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Weed was legalized in Canada last night at midnight, and all I can think is that it’s some sort of government trap to catch all the stoners, but then I remember weed is just a plant that requires no processing to smoke, and wonder how people allowed the government to make it illegal in the first place…it’s fucking crazy…but as it turns out it’s a good way for them to make money…so now cops who would arrest you for smoking a joint, are in line on their day off buying weed at a legal store, I mean unless they are still just doing it the corrupt way they have been doing it forever….

So most of Canada can have unlimited amounts of weed in their house, can grow 4 plants, not where I live because French people are corrupt fascists….

I don’t smoke weed, it always gave me panic attacks, but I am pretty braindead so I got along with stoners….stoners who I know a large percentage of are probably out there taking weed selfies for the internet and lined up outside government controlled weed stores, feeling liberated and being annoying about it…

Then there is the tourists, all you Americans, mainly from boston who come up here to drink and date rape, who already screem on the streets in their polos like Gorillas beating on their chests to attract french whores…who are easy to attract just show them your American money…..those people…are going to be the fucking worst with their smoking fatties like the frat boys they are….

I mean this is all so progressive for a country to make money in the easiest way since it should never have been illegal but so annoying….because of you…

Not as annoying as going on a dinner date with a girl who has a UTI you can smell while you’re trying to enjoy your gazpacho…

But a reminder that people ruin everything.

Here are some morning links…

Marijuana is Legal in Canada
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Apple is Weak and Gave into a New Bagel Emoji for the Jewish People
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Marching Band Does Backpack Kid Dance and it will make you want to kill them
CLICK HERE

Huge TItty Shake
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Sarah Hyland Sports Bra
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James Corden Asked Jon Hamm About Penis Size
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PERFECT PRE GAME KITS For All you Drunk Party Sluts
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Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Nominees
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Here’s a Bunch of Chubby Sluts
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The Best Way to Open Champagne Using Porn Chicks
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The White Woman VS Black Dude from her Building is Hilarious
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Get a Fucking Vape Pen
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2018

Oct