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2018

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Weed was legalized in Canada last night at midnight, and all I can think is that it’s some sort of government trap to catch all the stoners, but then I remember weed is just a plant that requires no processing to smoke, and wonder how people allowed the government to make it illegal in the first place…it’s fucking crazy…but as it turns out it’s a good way for them to make money…so now cops who would arrest you for smoking a joint, are in line on their day off buying weed at a legal store, I mean unless they are still just doing it the corrupt way they have been doing it forever….

So most of Canada can have unlimited amounts of weed in their house, can grow 4 plants, not where I live because French people are corrupt fascists….

I don’t smoke weed, it always gave me panic attacks, but I am pretty braindead so I got along with stoners….stoners who I know a large percentage of are probably out there taking weed selfies for the internet and lined up outside government controlled weed stores, feeling liberated and being annoying about it…

Then there is the tourists, all you Americans, mainly from boston who come up here to drink and date rape, who already screem on the streets in their polos like Gorillas beating on their chests to attract french whores…who are easy to attract just show them your American money…..those people…are going to be the fucking worst with their smoking fatties like the frat boys they are….

I mean this is all so progressive for a country to make money in the easiest way since it should never have been illegal but so annoying….because of you…

Not as annoying as going on a dinner date with a girl who has a UTI you can smell while you’re trying to enjoy your gazpacho…

But a reminder that people ruin everything.

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Marijuana is Legal in Canada
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Apple is Weak and Gave into a New Bagel Emoji for the Jewish People
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Marching Band Does Backpack Kid Dance and it will make you want to kill them
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Huge TItty Shake
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Sarah Hyland Sports Bra
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James Corden Asked Jon Hamm About Penis Size
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PERFECT PRE GAME KITS For All you Drunk Party Sluts
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Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Nominees
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Here’s a Bunch of Chubby Sluts
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The Best Way to Open Champagne Using Porn Chicks
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The White Woman VS Black Dude from her Building is Hilarious
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Get a Fucking Vape Pen
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2018

Oct

Pervert Diddling and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Man VS Cop…

Rat Tooth Brush…

Ass Gets Molested…

Idiot on a Motorbike in a Bikini…

Woman helps robbers smash grab…

Idiot Gets Shot by the Cops….

Train VS TRuck

Tire Blow Out…

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2018

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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People are so full of shit, it’s hilarious…

I have been seeing people acting mad, like actually mad that Trump called some dude looking porn chick who has been trying to exploit him for her own personal gain, because she’s a porn chick, HORSEFACED…like it’s so fucking offensive to call a gutter porn chick, who looks like a man, who is probably 50 years old, Horsefaced….

I have worked in and around porn for over 18 years now, no one has ever treated porn girls with respect. No one has ever treated dudes with fringe porn sites with respect. People have been so fucking judgemental, and it’s really just the new generation that is into porn, that made porn mainstream….before that it was shame, embarassment, people watched it secretly…and people like me weren’t invited to weddings because the wives of the dudes I was friends with getting married hating me because I was in and around porn.

I have been to slimy porn conventions and awards, I have been friends with porn stars, and I’ve met many others….

People, the mainstream really, have always been shitty to them…yet today…no one is calling a legit whore a whore or saying “shit she is horsefaced, maybe Trump’s gay”….

Instead they are calling him out for being the misogynist him, and all rich men are….

Like get a grip people, we’re talking about a porn chick…and play all “we are all god’s people” all you want….but I know what you truly think of porn chicks…and I know you say much worse about them…

I also find it very weird when I see people who used to write TITTY sites similar to this, go on to write feminist content, like mainstream feminist content, defending all women, believing all women, shaming all men…when…..for a decade they would write about women and virtually rank women based on their tit size….

Get a fucking grip…who are you, do you even know yourself…everyone is so weak, social media made them all a bunch of fucking weak people…looking for validation in a time where validation is so boring.

Where is the funny, the cruel, the mean, the honest, the real….oh right, you save that for offline….

You hypocrite fucks need to die.

Remember, if you grab a beer tonight, or smoke some weed, or do some opiates, you will be more alcohol content, THC contnet, Opiate content in your blood than Elizabeth Warren is Native…whoever the fuck that is…I am from Canada…and focus on the tits, not the host body behind said tits….

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Will Smith Says JADA Cried 45 Days Straight Wen Marriage was Suffering
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T.I.’s Melania Trump Strip Video
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Sai Bennett and her Nipples
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15 CM Worm in Eye
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Underboob of the Day
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Chloe Grace at an Event
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Aubrey Plaza Checks Out Elizabeth Olsen’s Tits
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Ridesharing Gone Wrong
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Kyra Poh’s Winning Solo Flight – Weird Sport of the Day – Good Panty Line Though
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Lady Gaga is Engaged….
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Rat Cow and Some Nipple
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Guy VS Laws of Physics
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14 Slutty Ariana Grande Pic
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Marisa Papen – Nude Beach
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Spraying Hoods with Fire Extinguisher
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Satanic Serial Killers Arrested for Making Human Sacrifices
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Tara Reid Thrown off Plane
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Apple Changed their Bagel Emoji
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Emily Willis – Worth a Fuck
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Firefighters Chop Down a Wall to Save Someone
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Dad Makes Some Crazy nerd Costume for his Kid
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Kanye Wants to Build a Hospitality School in UGANDA
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An Honest Obituary of a Young White Woman Dead from Opiates
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Creepy with a Foot Fetish Offers Girl 20 Dollars to Suck her Feet – This Guy is AMazing
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Sluts at the Women in Hollywood Event
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Kiernan Shipka is the New Melissa Joan Hart
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Count the Candles
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Amateur Dick Sucker
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Lesbians Having Fun on Cam
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ATM of the Day
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Slutty Girl with Tattoos…
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2 Naked Glamour Models (Rhian Sugden and Mellisa Clarke) Naked Together
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GIrls Licking Each Other’s Pussy Close Up
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Hot Amateur and her Big Hips
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Pussy Stretch of the Day
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Girls Ripping Lines on Video – Genius
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Titty Rub of the Day
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Orgasm from Hell
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Porn Fail
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Naked Girl with Huge Boobs
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Lingerie Girl and her Titty Flash
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Hot Greek Slut
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2018

Oct

Sarah Hyland Tits in a Bra of the Day

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Sarah Hyland and her weird face wore a sports bra because she goes to the gym…since she doesn’t have a gym in her house…not because she can’t afford it, she makes millions a year, it’s just that the paparazzi clickbait can’t happen if she works out at home, and if she doesn’t give the paparazzi clickbait, does she even exist as an actor…I don’t think so…and clearly…she doesn’t either…

I don’t hate Sarah Hyland, she’s just super fucking annoying…clearly raised in a weird fucking bubble and not just because she has some disease and looks premature or underdeveloped…but because she’s been on TV a long time, hanging out on set, coddled and sucked up to by people who are groupies even if they don’t think they are groupies…

I am all for her sexualizing herself like all the girls are…you know if you’re gonna get paid to be on TV, you might as well give a little back to the people…featuring your half nakedness.

It was her one year anniversary with her boyfriend who is in no way not Straight For Pay…you know a Disney Looking kid from 1999, who figures dating this weird faced girl who he has lots of fun with, and who may die prematurely due to her genetic disease anyway, is going to elevate his quality life on a huge scale…and make all his dreams come true..he just needs to close his eyes and eat the pussy pretending it’s a dude’s asshole…or stick to only fucking her up the ass to pretend it’s a dude’s asshole…either way… (more…)

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2018

Oct

Shenise Breslin Got Them Wet Nipples of the Day

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Shenise Breslin is a model with 1800 followers on her instagram

She is obviously Abigail Breslin’s sister from Australia who was not cast to be Little Miss Sunshine, so she’s gone off on her own to do her own thing, and pave her own way in LA, living in Abigail’s basement, or above her garage since there are no basements in LA…only she’s still in Australia being a little miss Sunshine of her own, from the Sunshine Coast, is that what they call Australia? I don’t know..she’s a hot, probably drunk like all Australians, who get half naked, and for that…we prefer her to fat Abigail who probably isn’t even her sister…but who this Shenise chick pretends is her sister to get into parties…since she only has 1800 followers which means she barely exists…I know local dudes with more social media presence and they don’t have big fake tits to exploit half naked….

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2018

Oct

Charli XCX American Beauty Erotica of the Day

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Charli XCX is hard at work promoting her music….

This is how you promote music…

If you are a music teacher, or an aspiring musician, take note of the strategy used by Charli XCX to become a famous, or almost famous, more famous than not famous, musician…

I’ll break it down into an E-Book that I will not be selling on Amazon as a self published work. You know to become the self-help guru I was designed to be.

I will just give it to you for free….

The key to marketing music, or your career as a musician is get as naked as you can without being considered a porn actress…because once you’re considered a porn actress it is impossible to dial that back and turn it around…

Always keep it obscure so there’s an Artistic overtone, or is it an undertone, this is free advice here, you get what you pay for….but if there’s a filter you can position it as art to the idiots who don’t know what art means..but like to pretend they do…

So obscure, almost nude, but not too nude….

People will remember the name…the silly childish name XCX or cute…all without ever having to listen to your garbage music.

Makes sense to me.

Here is her pussy print in tight shorts

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2018

Oct

Nicole Scherzinger Wet Bikini of the Day

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You fucking perverts…all into trans looking woman as the hormones in the food turn you all queer.

All hard bodied with bolt on tits…something most trans women have to deal with thanks to being born men….

You know before actually giving into their severe mental illness that caused them to cut off their fucking genitals…

Not that Scherzinger is all that bad, I just have no other angle, or anything else to write about her or her Adam’s Apple…all wet in a bikini…

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2018

Oct

Reese Witherspoon Tight Leggings of the Day

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Nothing makes me want to masturbate harder and with more hate than seeing Reese Witherspoon in leggings…

It’s like one of those things you’d put sex offenders in front of to try to sterilize them to get them to stop the rape…

The kind of thing that makes you look in the mirror and wonder what the fuck is wrong with you…what kind of person are you….who masturabtes to Reese Witherspoon..

It’s the thing to masturbate to that brings you great shame and self hatred, like when you used to masturbate to your mom’s dirty laundry hamper, sniffing the panties like the sick fuck you are…you know really into it…until you realize you just came all over your mom’s dirty panties…that you can’t rinse out, or wash she’ll notice…and if you leave your cum on it…she’ll wonder what the fuck is on her panties…and if you throw them out…she’ll wonder where they are….

You know real deep rooted shame you carry into your adulthood….

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2018

Oct

Marta Gromova Russian Nudity of the Day

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Marta Gromovais a Russian model…and I use the word model loosely…I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again….all girls are models, posing, often times half naked…so labelling a person a model, is basically saying she’s a woman who isn’t a fucking troll, and even troll women get away with being models…because the world is a changing place…

I don’t know what this fetish shoot is for, clearly she’s a low level sex worker, who sexualizes her 21 year old self to get ahead and it works, she’s got over 100,000 followers and is out there doing weirdness like this….weirdness that’s futuristic, raver club kid all EDM loving…outfits that I see on IG all the time but usually find weird in contrast to the girl’s regular outfits as a dental hygienist, barista or waitress….where as in this case I find them great because she’s really committed all her content to the slutty.

Empowering and Inspiring

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2018

Oct

Adriana Lima Naked of the Day

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Adriana Lima is naked. Which I guess is exciting to her fans that have been watching her get pretty much naked for 20 fucking years.

She’s an old timer, pushing 40, but I guess the Analytics at Victoria’s Secret team of website optimizers has determined that she still converts panty sales, because I guess 40 year old women still buy underwear, and mall brands are still huge, still exist and still matter…something I tend to forget, like I tend to forget that people listen to the radio and actually like the pop music shoved down their throats…40 year olds need to grow up with their models and age with their models…it makes them feel better about themselves…

I like to think of myself as an ageist. I firmly believe that even hold older ladies should move aside and let the young hotter pussy in. I don’t care how much work they have done, how iconic they were in their time when not everyone was a lingerie model, I just think she’s made her money, move on with your life, chapter closes, another one opens…

These old ladies, even hot old ladies, I see out and about, shopping after Yoga class, dressed like they are 20 is fine…as something to stare at at the grocery store…but to strip them down in anything but Amateur porn seems wrong.

So Lima has had her time, but still gets paid and won’t accept being back burnered for the younger and hotter, so she’s out there showing you here ass…

There is a reason this is being shot from a mile away…you know far from good or good from far…when you can’t quite see how old as fuck she is.