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2018

30

Oct

Olivia Culpo Nude Bikini Snake Charmer of the Day

Olivia Culpo has the life goal is to be a football wife….and she has leveraged social media to get there….

She didn’t want to just be some interchangeable blow up doll that athletes typically use, she wanted to have a name or career of her own….so she started posting slutty fashion pics to her instagram and followers racked up….enough to get her to the right parties or to DM the athletes she wants to fuck…to fuck….her insta is now like a higher end dating site where she is the only girl…and her followers and her paid gigs make her seem like less a mooch while still a mooch…

This is her maintaining her important position while her NFL boyfriends cheat on her as Athletes do, boys being boys….when they are rich.

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2018

30

Oct

Sofia Richie New Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Sofia Richie the bootleg Kardashian who works on the Kardashian show as one of the Extras that is paid in having some old dirty dick shoved inside of her like the blow up doll she is…

It’s a good strategic move for the girl, because with the kardashians she gets press and exists one a bigger and brighter stage….because without the Kardashians she’s just Lionel Richie’s biological kid…unlike Nicole Richie…who pulled the same scamming off Paris Hilton so many years ago, before the Kardashians were a thing…and has made a career for herself beyond just fucking the Good Charlotte Twin Sister Faggots and their Non Binary mall brand tattoos…

Point being, she’s in Australia, traveling the world…like she’s Meghan Markle…who was just in Australia…and maybe it’s not coincidental….it is some illuminati shit….

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Posted in:SFW|Sofia Richie

2018

30

Oct

Victoria Sinitsina Nipple Slip on Ice of the Day

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Victoria Sinitsina is a Russian figure skater who flashed her nipples in Laval Quebec…just a thirty minute drive from me….tits so close to home….like I realize that very woman I see on the street, every apartment in my building, every house on my street, even ever commercial property, store and restaurant has had a lot of exposed pussy and tits…today, everyday, all day…..and that’s right next door…so why would I care about a skating nip slip?

Because skating is one of the most erotic sports, as Canadians, along with our Legal weed, we are trained and cultivated to jerk off to Figure Skating that airs on our government run TV station that is available by antennae….because the women in their little athletic bodies are out there flashing ass and now tits….and when you don’t have internet because it’s the early 90s…you give into that patriotic requirement….so while you Americans are fighting each other on everything political… us Canadians are jerking off to Figure Skating on TV…in our Igloos…

Point being, skating is the last sport where women are still women…in skirts….not trans…all while the men are queer as fuck…and there is something nostalgic to that.

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2018

30

Oct

Zoe Kravtiz Naked for Rolling Stone Magazine of the Day

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Zoe Kravtiz is naked in Rolling Stone, she’s emulating her mother’s famous Rolling Stone shoot you probably remember because you’re in your 50s and know who Lisa Bonet, one of the Original Cosby Girls, is…you know back when Cosby was medicated women to fuck them, even though they would have fucked him regardless, people are impressed by celebrity….and apparently celebrity children.

I am sure she has a lot to say in her interview in a Magazine I am surprised still exists…because rich kids always have so much insight on thee way the world works…

I don’t know what Zoe Kravtiz has been up to other than getting nude in this magazine, I don’t watch her every move, but probably could on social media… because I have found her Olsen twin level of weirdness irritating. She acted bohemian and down to earth, while we all know her dad Lenny is some rich Jewish dude who has given her everything she’s ever wanted, and that her mom has probably done the same, assuming she made money on Cosby, it was a hit show…or at maybe made money from her marriages…as women do…

So seeing a rich kid making it when her parents are famous is zero impressive….

Her getting naked or half naked showing her nipples is a good way to counterbalance that….but I am pretty sure we’ve seen her naked before…she’s been playing the hippie internet feminist for a while now.

But it’s still nips in a wet shirt and that’s great enough…which isn’t saying much because I find most things with tits great.

Zoe Kravitz Nude Nipples Rolling Stone 1

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2018

30

Oct

Caroline Vreeland Not Great Bikini Body of the Day

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The tragedy with big tits is that they don’t really last, especially if they are natural, not only because of enemy of the state – breast cancer – but because time has an affect on things…and time can do wrong to things…and eventually the big tits sag, they always do..and the fat cells that made the big tits thanks to hormone imbalances and whatever else makes big tits…I am not a scientist…end up elsewhere…

So a skinny bitch with sloppy tits, eventually ends up sloppy, because her big tits in the first place are so anti-fitness, just globules of fat….

Caroline Vreeland is not important, she tries to be relevant, she has been for a while and luckily for her, the world embraces fat girls like they embrace fat tits so maybe by 40 she’ll have that celebrity she’s been chasing all these years…good luck…in the meantime, lay off the carbs on your MEATLESS MONDAYS bitch.

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2018

30

Oct

Big Titty Tourist Gone Wild and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Strips After Being Accused of THeft

Idiot with a Motorcycle

High School Fight Turns to Shooting

Sucker Punch Robbery

Snake Bite of the Day

Man Drinks Soup Out of Laddle at Grocery Store

Idiot Fucking with a Cat Kicks Through Window

Crazy Video of a Guy – Checking the Height Limit Bar with his Face

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

30

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I think I am still drunk from last night’s Halloween party in my head…which involved watching bad horror movies off a Netflix account we’ve acquired by who the fuck knows…and drinking myself to a state of near death….not getting scared of the Horror movies because I am not a baby….while scrolling all the slut costumes on Instagram like I was at those parties…my life is excited, always alone on the couch practically disabled but always feeling dialled in…thanks to sluts…

I’m probably not drunk from last night…just diabetic…and near death…

Sluts…They are the Patch Adams (RIP Robin WIlliams) of the generation…

Here are some links…

Get This Automatic Knife and Defend Yourself in this Dangerous World.
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Hilary Duff Makes a Baby Girl By Letting Men Cum in Her
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Amy Scumer VS Perez Hilton on Pregnancy and Being Fat in the Wars You Don’t Care About
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The Like Button on Twitter is Going
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Shauna Sexton – Slutty Dress
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Dogs who hate Halloween Compilation
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People are Calling this the Best Costume Ever
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Calmest Cop Ever
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Nicki Minaj and Cardi B Fight.
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Robert Redford Has a Pretty Nice House in Napa for Sale…It Is Wine Country You Know…
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Do You Love SLutty Costumes….
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2018

29

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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You cannot watch a movie these days because everything Is the #metoo movement, everything is politically correct, inclusive and crazy….

There is so much fluffy, sensitivity in content to not upset people, in a whole fight the patriarchy, down with the white man….

So now there are weirdly placed Asian’s and black people and native people and genderless people and woman…. the sex scenes are run by intimacy coordinators who are really just perverts who like sex and who will end up with sex assault charges against them like the dude on Craigslist who offers sex therapy for couples by coming in the room, watching the couples and jacking off while they fuck…..

And with all these non binary people in the world – who have weirdo pronouns for their gender – that we see in movies…we will not know who or what to jerk off to anymore in avoiding being queer.

Life so complicated!!

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Get This Automatic Knife and Defend Yourself!!
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Bon Jovi VS the Kardashians
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The Bieber Eating a Burrito like Corn on the Cob that Went Viral was an Internet Troll Fake….that idiots fell for…because FAKE NEWS……everyone is lazy.
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Bob Saget Hosting Naughty America’s Funniest Videos…
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Corey Feldman Makes Rape Doc
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Japanese Princess Quits Royalty for Love…Smart Move Idiot
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Maitland Ward’s Nasty Tits at the Pumpkin Patch
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Ireland Baldwin’s Tits – are an Ax Murderer
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Best of Michael Jackson’s Halloween Light Show..
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Cat Invades Fashion Show
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Halsey Pokies in a Tiny TOp
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Lena Dunham Claims she was Addicted to Pills…just not Addicted Enough
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Goop Sued for Selling Dangerous Vitamins…
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Guy Knocks Out Dude who Dunked On Him
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Charlotte McKinney’s Pussy Slip
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Israel’s Anti Missile Defense in Action
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Sarah Hyland’s Braless Tits
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Kanye’s T-Shirts for Republicans
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Dude Eats 324 Feet of Fruit by the Foot..
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Crazy Wheel of Fortune Puzzle…
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People Try to Run at the Kenyan Marathon Record Holder’s Marathon Pace
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Darylle Got the Hard Nips
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Old Man Backflip Challenge
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Today is Going Back to Original Format No One Cares Cuz No One Watches TV
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A Bunch of College Girls
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Things You Wouldn’t Believe if They Weren’t Recorded
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Gigi Hadid Titty Slip
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Cooking Tools for the Blind…
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Psycho Traveling on the Wrong Side of the Highway
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Water Test at Kennedy Space Center is Cool
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Crazy Woman Throws Coffee
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Girl Excited to be at Hobbiton
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TV Show Weather Segment….
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Hey Dick, Here’s PERFECT PRE GAME KITS For All you Drunk Party Sluts…you want to get DRUNKER
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Yo Loser. Get a Fucking Vape Pen Now….
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Some Top Tier CBD for Your Assholes…Asshole.
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Hot Halloween Costumes!
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Stella Maxwell Mooching Off Lily Rose Depp Now….
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Julia Roberts in Pink at an Event….
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Malin Akerman Old Lady Titty Shirt
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Charli XCX in a Tight Dress….
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Sailor Brinkley-Cook – Rich Kid TItty Dress
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Karen Gillan – Whoever that is Bra Dress
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Nicole Scherzinger Old Trans Titty Dress
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AnnaSophia Robb – Conservative Tight Dress
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Sara Hyland Creepy in a Dress
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Violett Beane for the Animals in a Tight Dress
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Julia Roberts in Entertainment Weekly
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Lais Ribeiro VS Catalog Pics
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Sophie Skelton Titty Dress
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Caroline Vreeland’s Fat Body Looking Weird in a Bikini – Big Tits Though
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Chopra in her Weddign Dress
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From stepSMUT!!

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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Ridiculous Public Masturabtion of the Day
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Isabelle and the Pussy….
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Hot Halloween Tits….and Pussy Play…
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Gallery of Hot Booty
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Huge Tits for the Pizza Man
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Big Fucking Titty Drop
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Beach MUFF!
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A Gallery of Drunks
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Sluts have a Dildo Sword Fight
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Girl Tits Covered in Soap Suds….
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Bikini Dancing Girl is Too Hot for Dude to Handle
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Nude Spanish Girls..
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Just Some Amazing Tits Coming Out of the Pool….
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Titty Flash
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A Bunnch of Sluts in Jeans
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Hot Amateur from Reddit Showing Off her Naked Body…
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Jackie Robinson Stadium Titty Flash….by Some Whore…
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Self Punch Anal Fist
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Hot Muscle Tits
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Anal Dildo in a Dirty Ass…
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Rave Slut Taken Out to the Desert for Some Coachella Fuck…
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Selfie Sluts!
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Penis Fire Torture
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Porn is So Fuckign Weird
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Extreme Japanese Breath Control
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5 Stages of Retardation
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Three Naked Chicks…
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Elle Anna Nicole…Naked
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2018

29

Oct

X-Tina Performs of the Day

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It must really be halloween – because Christina Aguilera has dusted off her fat mom pussy, squeezed it into a bunch of costumes…and proceeded to perform in LA this past weekend….Her thighs…as terrifying as most 40 year old mom thighs…she’s definitely not dressed like the Slender Man this year…but instead..like someone who ate the Slender Man…

Now give this bootleg Mariah Carey a pizza to replenish the calories lost on stage.

I wonder what kind of cheese that outfit smells like now…I’m thinking Blue Cheese.

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Posted in:Christina Aguilera|SFW

2018

29

Oct

Slutty Pre Halloween Roundup of the Day

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It is Halloween on Wednesday, as you heathen evil supporters already know with celebrating your pagan events and death like the bad Christians you are….

It is the time of year we used to be excited about, because there was a period in time where people weren’t all sluts, and didn’t celebrate Halloween everyday with their social media, where they could be sluts in costumes any day of the year. There was a time when people weren’t jacking up their faces with injections and fillers to permanently be in costume for their feed….

There was that minute of time when Social media existed, but not everyone was a slut on social media yet….so their costumes were exciting. You could see the conservative coffee shop worker, or co-worker, or family memeber who you’d never see half naked…fully half naked…leading to masturbation.

Now, it’s just like every other day….but I’ll post them anyway.

So here are some of the best costumes that happened so far…you know since it was the Halloween Weekend, pre-Halloween, and these assholes try to milk it as hard as they can….

Ariel Winter as Pam Anderson and her hard nipples as Michelle Pfeiffer in Scarface