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2019

12

Mar

Stephanie Pratt Bikini of the Day

Stephanie Pratt out here waiting for someone from the Hills to call her….you know because the revival has happened with Mischa Barton on board…because MTV has lost their fucking minds trying to find ways to resonate with the youth….realizing that was once the voice of the youth, is outdated shit and the only people who care about MTV are in their 40s…which is convenient for Steph Pratt…Spencer’s sister…because she’s in her 40s and people in their 40s or older would be the only ones who think she’s hot.

Aging…it is disgusting. It’s terrifying…even when the woman isn’t fat, it’s still miserable…a shadow of what she once was…a glimpse…maybe she smells the same as she once did…her scent..but everything else about her is just rotten…fucking rotten.

Steph Pratt…went from being a third tier member of the HILLS to the UK…where she had a second life…while America forgot her…she was able to find her market….and she is doing the bikini thing as whores do.

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2019

12

Mar

Carla Howe Titty Slip of the Day

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No one gives a fuck about Howe Twins – Carla Howe is one of the Howe Twins…the Howe Twins were a thing for a minute….a long fucking time ago…and I don’t even remember a minute yesterday..even a tit filled naked twin minute yesterday…not that I had a naked twin minute yesterday…but even if I did it wouldn’t be remembered….I am that jaded, drunk and the whole twins being sluts together is so cliche…it’s almost the whole point of twins…

That said, all these years later, Carla Howe still finds a way to pull her titty out like it matters and I guess any girls who exists based on tits, deserves some love when she’s still out there pulling out tits. This is that love. It’s empty, superficial, two dimensional…one sided…love….but love just the same..

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2019

12

Mar

Nicole Gregorczuk Silly Nude Shoot of the Day

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Nicole Gregorczuk is some model, she’s tall and skinny and has representation, which may not be saying much as agencies try to lock in as many models as they can, in case they are the next to go viral, they want to be on the front lines and it costs nothing to have them locked in….

She’s got 50k followers on social media, so despite being better than many of the sluts, since she has representation….she’s got some work to do on going viral..

Especially since she’s willing to get naked for this ridiculousness, maybe she’d be into getting naked for REAL shit….that people care to see.

Maybe, she felt this was art, because she’s used as the canvas…her naked body that vessel for the artist to get his art across…but the homeless lady who does art in the bus shelter with her feces and period has more talent..

This here…is just silly….lame even…bad….running out of ideas.

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2019

12

Mar

Olivia Wilde Nipples at an Event of the Day

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I have failed you all…

Since you’re russian robot traffic I am not that emotional about failing you…

I am actually a non violent psychopath so I don’t really feel emotion, guilt or remorse…

I lack empathy…but I do get mad at myself when I look at a set of paparazzi pics, of an important actress like Olivia Wilde…who I have probably talked a lot of shit on over the years because her real name is Cockburn, and I don’t like when a bitch changes her name to run from the burning of cock she was born to be….but instead….decided to go with WILDE…because it is fun, exciting and sounds sophisticated…like the writer Oscar Wilde..right?

Point being, I’ve seen her in a bunch of movies, I find her hot and a good actress..and I’m not going to hate on her…expecially not today….where her nipples are out at an event like some kind of hippie…all free spirited tits out…for the fans

I am just glad she’s not Emma Stone…or the other shitty actresses that are average looking but who get tons of hype…on some Barbara Streisand shit…

I am just sad…she’s not responsible for my cockburn…that was some crackwhore stripper who I should have probably not paid extra to not use a condom with…

But then again, the fact I paid for my penis disease when others try to avoid getting it…seems fitting with the kind of man I am …and the kind of life I’ve lived….

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2019

12

Mar

Liv Phyland Killer Surf Cameltoe of the Day

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I don’t know who the fuck Liv Phyland…some international presenter maybe….from Australia Maybe…I mean that would explain the surfboard…

I refuse to google her, because I know you don’t care.

I don’t refuse to post her killer Cameltoe though…that shit is legendary…so aggressive I feel like I’m looking at the fat lady in jeggings three sizes too small who works at the deli down the street…where clits have been seen…and labia so detailed I can count the ridges and determine how many kids she’s had…and how old she is…and how many dicks she’s had…all through her JEGGINGS…while this Liv Phyland bitch is giving her a run for her money.

Posted in:Liv Phyland|SFW

2019

12

Mar

Josephine Skriver and her Genetically Modified Tits of the Day

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Josephine Skriver’s all right…

I mean it’d be really unfortunate for her dad and his ego because she was his science experiment, where he designed her in a test tube to grow up to be a model, using his gay sperm and some lesbians egg….funded by the evil Victoria’s Secret empire….

If she didn’t end up the half naked set of tits that she is…it’d be a fail for all.

So thank god that worked out for everyone…we need to be in a world where hot chicks can be designed for rich people, like IVY League education can be bought by celebrities for their shitty entitled kids, because actual human genetics are pretty unfortunate with fatness and ugliness duck facing everywhere..

Give me a homosexually designed, test tube made….very expensive prime rate pussy.

Posted in:Josephine Skriver|SFW

2019

12

Mar

Alessandra Ambrosio Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio got her tits out for fashion again in some fetish overalls that would be good to piss on….or cum on…or shit on…easy to wipe off I guess…another example of fashion ripping off queer fetishes and turning it into overpaid nonsense…I have known latex fetish weirdos…and they are weirdos.

I don’t think Ambrosio is into that shit, she’s more about being 40 and still pulling out her tits…that’s her fetish…

Look at how BOLT on the tits look…but at 40…how could they not be bolt on…otherwise they’d just hang to her fucking belly button….

This post is brought to you by all her face injections…gotta stay young no matter what it takes.

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2019

12

Mar

Ashanti Does Carnival of the Day

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Ashanti from Murder Inc with Ja Rule….What’s love….was the song….

I thought that she was one of R. Kelly’s underage girls he peed on….not because all black people look the same you racist fucks…but because I am old, disconnected, and don’t have memory retention….I don’t listen to this kind of music…and in my defense – Ashanti hasn’t done shit since Aalyiah died in that plane crash…

But she is at Carnival…all 300 pounds of her…all full of ROTI and rice….all in a slutty Carnival costume with thighs so big they could be one of the parade floats….with normal sized women dancing on them to celebrate Jesus or whatever Carnival is all about.

Posted in:Ashanti|SFW

2019

12

Mar

Woman Takes it to the Crotch and Other Videos of the Day

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Tractor Driving of the Day

Romance

Idiot at the Job

Robber of the Day

Idiot Soccer Player of the Day

Crazy Fucking Cops

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2019

12

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of my day isn’t knowing I’ve been blocked by Alyssa Milano for a decade now…

It’s that someone wrote a confession that he was molested by family members as child….to which everyone wrote their stories and sympathy and offered their support and celebrated his strength in being so open….believe all dudes….or some shit..

I just wrote “I wish I was one of those family members, you’re hot”….

And thanks to him being an older gay dude, not one of those younger gay dudes offended by everything,

The point is – if we can’t laugh at being molested when we were children as adults….what can we laugh at…

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Orlando Bloom – Not Only Marrying a Fat Bitch – But Also Carries Dog Around in a Drawstring Bag
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Dude Throws Drink at a Car
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Someone Trying Home Repairs Now Needs a New Home…
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Cute Dog Balancing on a Ball
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Monster Hunter Narrated by Steve Irwin
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Madison Beer Midriff in a Pink Outfit
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Lili Reinhart – Big Cleavage
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Drake thinks MJ is a Rapist
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Presenter Gets Hit by Prankr
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Amazing Slow Motion Booty Shake
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