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2019

27

Feb

PINK in a Wet Bikini of the Day

PINK, like Lady Gaga…is an unfortunate use of POPSTARS….there are just so many hotter, more interesting personalities out there…

I realize that PINK is in her 40s, was a popstar in her early 20s, and is just living off that money.

I realize that she’s a mom, with a mom body, with some cross fit size to her….and it’s terrible and what you’d expect to find on a lesbian…not on a popstar…

I can still think she’s a total misuse of popstar….because she doesn’t look all that different than she did when she was in her 20s…and that’s not a great thing…you kind of want to hope for a woman that her 20s were her hot years…but PINK just never been hot, and has always been a beefy, strong, muscular dude…

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2019

27

Feb

Camila Morrone Sports Bra of the Day

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Camila Morrone is Leo DiCaprio’s beard, who he may fuck. I mean I like to focus on his homosexuality, but I think he’s more a rich and famous guy, who just gets anything he wants, so young pussy is interchangeable, while fucking your boys is more masculine, animalistic, domineering, rewarding…who knows what the motivation…but being an actor is a queer thing to be…so whether he fucks these big enough tits…Camila Morrone….who is a terrible actress, but who has grown up in Hollywood….was DeNiro or Pacino’s stepdaugther, cuz her mom was some South American whore / actress who came to America to fuck who she needed to fuck and to be in the scene with the right people…where her daughter could finish her story, tell her narrative, doing what she wanted to do do…the A-List of the new generation….it helps her celebrity, will help her career and castings…and it all makes sense…

Like this pic of her taking a titty selfie, in an era where titty selfies are what matter…..

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Posted in:Camila Morrone|SFW

2019

27

Feb

Ellie Goulding Bikini of the Day

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Ellie Goulding seems to have a bit of a horse face with too many face injections in at least one of the pictures….or would you say that she’s a man face….either way..not the hottest face…but a face that’s made a lot of money with at least one hit song…exploiting hipsters to have a bit of a aesthetic for her music while still being shitty UK pop, which in the event you didn’t know, there’s a lot of….most doesn’t make it to America but ELLIE did….

Ellie also got in a bikini to show you that her body is more interesting to look at than her face…which is the case for most people, except maybe fat people…

Slutty bikini selfies….the foundation of Today’s America.

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Posted in:Ellie Goulding|SFW

2019

27

Feb

Jojo Sports Bra of the Day

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Jojo is a popstar from the past, who has been able to polarize her irrelevance as a popstar now, as being some kind of gay icon, because the gays love the popstars from the past that they grew up on, and with that alone, they can stay relevant, make money to live or maintain the lifestyle they’ve got used to with their celebrity from the past…and here she is on social media posting her shit to generate buzz…because like gay fans….social media improves the lives of Americans by ruining the lives of America…but lets people like Jojo who were famous once, get followers and continue to exist…in the past they would have just ended up like Gary Coleman….a fucking forgotten, exploited joke…..relying to other people to exploit him…while now Jojo can exploit her damn self…

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2019

27

Feb

Iggy Azalea Lingerie and New Face of the Day

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Iggy Azalea the hooker, who has rebuilt her personal brand, buy rebuilding herself through plastic surgery procedures, is back with some lingerie pics….

I have zero confidence that she is not a hooker. I know too many Australian girls, who are just done for anything, who don’t even care about the fame….turning tricks in their own right….they are all over instagram, just having a good time….

So to see one culturally appropriate rap music, and put her own weird white spin on it, with her dumb hip hop twang, fully designed for the white mainstream….that she saw success with….that allowed her to give some bullshit storyline behind…that America just accepted as fact…but that wasn’t fact…

You can’t get Work Visas that easily….you get deported…she wasn’t deported…but should have been…but with the help of rich dudes into her lies…or into making money off her lies…and her ass is one of her lies…she’s still here…

You’d think she was an irrelevant nobody..but apparently…she’s a somebody…at least that’s what the fake news media tells us…so look at her slutty selfies.

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2019

27

Feb

Lindsay Lohan Tits of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan Forever.

If you’ve been reading this site for the last 15 years, you will know that Lohan was my hook for the site, she was probably just 18 at the time, at the peak of her career and I started posting the Lohan content….I was alway TeamLohan, I always had big hopes and dreams for her, and I still believe that she will win an Oscar cuz she is raw, trained talent….I watched her breakdowns, crazy episodes cuz bitch is crazy, I saw her ups, her drama, her messes that were huge messes and I found it fascinating.

A girl who had the world ahead of her, taking a fucked up route, and always carrying her rockin’ tits along for the ride…

If I ever won an important award, but at my scale of celebrity and importance, it will probably be a very insignificant award, maybe a participation trophy at the county fair….I will thank Lohan for making it all possible…we may not be connected at the soul…but we could be…she may not be my spirit animal..but I think she is and that’s what matters….

Hot Lohan Tits Forever….

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2019

27

Feb

Sofia Richie Bra and Panties of the Day

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I remember when my first girlfriend who I convinced to be my girlfriend wit my charm and the fact that she was missing a few toes, not a big deal to me, but a big deal to her self esteem, one that got me in with her…

Well, the first time she wore pantyhose with panties underneath for a funeral, or maybe it was a job interview where toes weren’t a requirement….I fucking loved it….it was like being invited into her bedroom, which I was, this isn’t a #metoo story…it is a seeing a girl in her panties, with pantyhose, was a huge fucking deal in the early 90s….now it’s just instagram content.

So here’s Sofia Richie, taking a lead in shamelessness from her Kardasian sisters, since she’s a stepmom to some of their prop-children….

Inviting you into her world, showing off her body and perverts like me…appreciate it.

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Posted in:SFW|Sofia Richie

2019

27

Feb

Anitta Nipple Pasties of the Day

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Anitta is a Brazilian singer with her tits out, singing a song called Bola Rebola, which I assume is about the Ebola crisis….

Boom….

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Posted in:Anitta|SFW

2019

27

Feb

Shanina Shaik Nip Slip of the Day

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Shanina Shaik doing the most at the Vanity Fair Oscars party

I saw this the other day, and thought who the fuck dressed her? Selma Blair with that MS twitch….poor Selma Blair…all you haters hating……

I don’t know why Shanina Shaik was invited to any Oscar party, all she’s known for is fucking Tyson Beckford…but I guess when you’re a model, you have the right friends, and you go places…places like Oscar Parties with your nipples out.

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2019

27

Feb

Kate Beckinsale Pussy Print of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is hot…

The best thing about Kate Beckinsale is that she hasn’t had to do all too much, yet her fanbase is still fucking strong as hell, and she’s really only been in one movie franchise, that I guess made her a lot of fucking money.

The other best thing about Kate Beckinsale is that she is hotter than her 18 year old daughter, that’s a weird series of events, and defies all logic and biology…but it happened.

The other other best best thing about Kate Beckinsale is how mad her virgin loser fans are that she’s fucking Pete Davidson, the weird looking SNL castmember who I’ve never seen in action, but who is extremely famous….

Why does anyone care who this hot old lady puts up inside her…she’s an actress and by default emotionally unstable, locked in her house and weird…

Check out that pussy definition though…