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2018

29

Nov

Rita Ora’s Nipples of the Day

I wrote that Rita Ora had a birthday, she’s claiming to be 28 years old, even though she looks 40 thanks to her face injections, and the fact that she’s been trying to get famous for at least 20 fucking years, or maybe it just feels like she’s been at this for 20 fucking years – because she’s fucking everywhere…

Well she’s touring Australia to take the world over with her bullshit pop music…and her instagram has 25 stories that have nothing as slutty as she needs to be…a few low level ass shots…when we want some of the smut that she’s produced the last few years to get to this point of a top billboard chart single or album…because tits get hits and she’s got a great set of tits….it only too a decade for those tits to find her place in the world…and she’s found that place…but this is the best she can bring us with those tits….

Disappointing, but if you look close enough with your nerd pervert vision, you can see nipple…at least that’s what I’ve been told.

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2018

29

Nov

Josephine Skriver and Jasmine Tookes Hard Nipples of the Day

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Josephine Skriver just got engaged…

All I have to say to that is that the power of love is real man…Romance is real man….but more interesting, I have some inside scoop on her husband / mooch to be, and that is that he has been fucking Victoria’s Secret models, and really all kinds of models for years….he’s a New York, or was a New York scenester with some shitty band….he’s been around….but apparently….when Josephine Skriver crawled out of the lab her biologist “dad” or “creator” made her in and was sold off to the underwear brand…this dude was at the airport to get her….she was a virgin at the time, he popped the cherry and I guess figured it was so good to have this BOT or AI with an amazing body onto him as the first love of her life…so he stuck it out…she bought them a house in Nashville where he can pretend to be a musician and now he’ll likely make hot little AI babies…assuming she’s not infertile…you know how cloning fucks up reproductive organs….probably not as bad as her Fiance did….you know the HYMEN thief….but it’s nice that love conquered all..

Here are her nipples with jasmine Tooke to celebrate love.

Jasmine Tookes Titty Pop…

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2018

29

Nov

Sarah Hyland Bikini Pussy Dance of the Day

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In fascinating news, Disney Kids Sarah Hyland and her Gay Boyfriend, the candy coated ejaculate of mainstream media, the power couple that is into all things TV…and performing…like singing and dancing…

They are cheesy as fuck, but slowly making the move to slutty on the instagram because the internet is just one giant porno site, and everyone who participates in it, eventually ends up producing porn of their own….even if her boyfriend who uses her to elevate his celebrity prefers gay porn…

She’s got a fit little body from her Genetic disease, and her tits are out in an EMRATA bikini, because Emrata, also a pornographer, has a bikini line…you know make the internet work for her….make that following pay you….and get rich in the process…what the smart sluts do….while Sarah Hyland is just a slave to Network TV before it dies…

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2018

29

Nov

Sally Pressman – Army Wives Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know who Sally Pressman is. I have never watched Army Wives which I assume is a terrible reality show about the wives of deployed soldiers…living on base, masturbating on facetime for their man, so that he doesn’t cheat on her with local whores or other soldiers, being loyal because she married a hero and that’s the least she can do as a patriotic contribution to the system. You know ignore that society is designed so that people join the army, because they can’t afford school and it’s a good alternative, especially when you get pensioned out…and all you gotta do is kill some immigrants on their own turf…which you’d do anyway…except for the whole getting arrested thing…

I do know what Sally Pressman, who I think is in her mid 40s, looks like in a bikini while laying down….the favored position for older women who’s faces are melting off…especially if they’ve got implants…to make them look perky…

Either way, old lady, who is also a mom….bikini….erotica that isn’t erotic.

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2018

29

Nov

Nina Hagg is a Naked Hagg of the Day

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Here’s some Hagg named Nina….She’s got a “Fate” tattoo so you know she’s spiritual…while naked holding a plant because she’s at one with the earth…and the whole thing is wonderful…because anything to inspire a woman to get naked in a photoshoot, you know to put her raw self out there contributes to us putting our raw dicks back in our pants after friction wounds thanks to the dry air this electric heating brings….you know skin on skin no lotion.

Point being, you can see this hagg’s nipple…and her stupid tattoo…and you should appreciate that.

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2018

29

Nov

Emma Watson Back of the Day

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You fucking Harry Potter Perverts..

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2018

29

Nov

Eva Herzigova Lingerie of the Day

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I would imaginge you’d care about this if you had any fucking idea who Eva Herzigova is…and I feel like you probably do because you’re just that kind of pervert, your finger on the pulse of all sluts who get half naked, and the truth is I probably do know who she is, because I have been doing posts on her the last 14 years, you know I got my start when she was probably in her prime….at the tender age of 40 ….but who now, 14 years later….is in her lingerie to make some money because that’s what it’s about and when it’s all you know as a model..fucking bring it….even if you’re old as fuck, but looking better than all the bitches your age…cuz they gave up on life but you keep going for that paycheck and rich husbands…

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2018

29

Nov

Aubrey O’Day Velvet Pussy Print of the Day

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Have you been wondering what Aubrey O’Day has been up to since fucking TRUMP JR on Celebrity Apprentice? Or maybe you’re old school and wondering what she’s been up to since fucking DIDDY on Making of a Band?….or you could be a Jersey Shore fan and curious on what she’s been up to since fucking Dj Paulie D…..so have you been curious about what she’s been up to?

Me neither.

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2018

29

Nov

Margaux Brooke Naked of the Day

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Some people do movie reviews, some people do book reviews, some people do comic book or videogame reviews, and all those people are far more lucrative and have for more fans than me…a guy who does nude photoshoot reviews….

This nude photoshoot is of Margaux Brooke…you will appreciate her small dark nipples so you know she’s not straight up white but exotic…on what look like pretty full, round titties, whether in chair or by the pool table…this Margaux Brooke character engages with the camera and says in what I assume is a wonderful voice…”look at my tits, they liberate me”….

The room she is in, wood paneled like this site because her and I have the same aesthetic I guess….only she’s the naked one and I’m the fat pervert re-posting her naked pics for you to figure out who she is on your pervert own…because clearly she’s wonderful and worth following….on instagram HERE ….she’s an actress apparently…and we’ve seen her tits. LUCK US!

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2018

29

Nov

Olga Glatsky Naked Gymnast of the Day

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Olga Glatsky is a 2004 world champion in group Gymnastics from Russia…the Makayla Maroney of her country….she’s also the Director of Youth Policy Department which sounds like some Communist shit…but I think her most important contribution to the sport is this demo she put on, totally naked with a friend, for what I can assume is some rich guy…because Russian women get it…

Use that hot Gymnast body for some hot gymnast money…it’s actually an up-sell from all the other girls willing to get naked for the rich guys….it’s also the demo that reminds you of what you imagine whenever you watch Gymnastics….

Obviously this video got her removed from her job, and all I have to say to that is let a girl have a good time and demo her sport the way the people want to see it…it’s just a naked body people….I mean haven’t these people ever been on instagram…the land of naked Russian chicks and really naked chicks on a global level….

I figure if they don’t kill her off, she’ll be fine, someone will buy her…with skills like that…they can get a premium for her….and maybe they’ll throw in her friend too…

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