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Heidi Klum’s Got her Old Lady Titties Out in a Sheer Body Suit of the Day

Halle Bailey’s Bikini Selfie of the Day

Race Car Driver Lindsay Brewer’s Hot Past Inspires of the Day

Hilary Duff’s Stuff of the Day

Kate Beckinsale Spreads her Legs for Survival of the Day

2018

Nov

Kaylee Killion Killin’ It of the Day

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Kaylee Killion should be called Kaylee Million, not because she looks like a million bucks, but because she’s getting naked on the internet for free, possibly to sell her snap chat premium behind the IRS’ back, but probably to find a better future for herself and just being here now, naked in photoshoots, means she can likely DM millionaires for sex and for them to pay the rent….that’s the way the world works…

Her instagram is HERE ….and she’s naked in every picture, not quite at a million followers, but in enough pics for people to fall into her NUDE trap!!!

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2018

Nov

Rebecca Bagnol Brings the Bush of the Day

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Rebecca Bagnol is some girl we’ve posted before, because she shows off her tits, and we like tits, and really everything she represents as an “artist”…you know using her body as her canvas to get her message out to the world…her feminism and empowerment…right?

It’s not just shameless angling that works cuz dudes are perverts…it’s obviously…because she’s got a bigger purpose and her tits are her conduit for that…and I guess so is her bush…you know might as well put it all there to get jerked off to.

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2018

Nov

Sarah Fucking Snyder’s Jaden Smith Fuckin’ Ass of the Day

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I don’t know who Sarah Fucking Snyder is but I do know the Hypebeast Generation of losers who pay 300 dollars for a t-shirt, think she’s awesome.

She’s an “internet” cool kid, with a social media account that she gets slutty on, all while looking 12…and has dated high profile rich kids who are also part of the Hypebeast Generation, Jaden Smith, and her pussy smell could be the reason her turned gay, or whatever he became while trolling everyone thanks to being WIll Smith’s son and rich.

I do appreciate any girl posing half naked, being cool…even if I don’t appreciate Hypebeast generation of losers thinking they are cool buying limited edition shoes for a lot of money. I do know people who have made a lot of money thanks to Hypebeast helping them sell product to fucking loser rich kids trying to be cool, and I do know Hypebeast has been around for as long as I’ve been around, and have made a shit ton of money in the process, thanks to being seen as “cool”….while I’ve just been a bottom feeder posting tits, they have brought you important news like when clothing brands do drops…

This wasn’t meant to be an ad for Hypebeast and their money making, or scamming idiots….this is about Sarah Fucking Snyder’s ass in a bikini…look at it.

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2018

Nov

Eugenie Bouchard Pussy in a Bikini Being Fancy of the Day

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It is not my place to call out a girl for being a slut, or a whore, or an exhibitionist, or an attention seeker. They do a good enough job of that on their own.

I just do it for the LOLz…because for some reason, a reason I assume is caused by genetics or the core coding of humans, girls seem to love being hot, even when they are not. They like to be half naked, looked at by dudes, jerked off to maybe…and I am sure it’s some animalistic shit we do, that we don’t even know why we do it, to keep the species alive…

This tennis player, very rich, with many brand partners. A Montreal hero…putting her pussy out there on social media with a raging cameltoe…instead of just playing tennis, because she is more than just tennis, she’s also a person, a human…who likes the world or her audience to know what her pussy looks like while on a trip with tennis fetishist Richard Branson on his island / home / resort Necker Island…

Every girl posts bikini pics when given the chance…because they like it.

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2018

Nov

Topless Dancing in India and Other Videos of the Day

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Cheating Lover Hangs from Building

LAPD Arrest One Armed Man..

MAN and his PECs

Collateral Damage from a Suicide…Asshole

Sign Fail…

Idiot Cyclist – Near Miss

Ferry VS Ferry Building

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2018

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I know at least one person who tried to commit suicide by Roamaine Lettuce this thanksgiving weekend, all because they had to hang out with their judgemental family and hated it. Pussies.

The more interesting story is that people are mad that people are ratting out cam girls and instagram sluts to the IRS about them not paying taxes on their nudes they sell…but instead they buy their purses and go on their instagram vacations to help market their premium snap chats..

We all know it is probably other girls, girls are jealous…but even if it is dudes snitching, we can’t hate on people being good citizens, doing the right thing by saying “hey, these people are taking advantage”…I think selling nudes is a far more questionable contribution to society….

We all gotta pay taxes! Otherwise the system would collapse. Why should they get away not paying taxes while everyone else pays taxes. Some of these people bring in over 1,000,000 a year doing premium snapchat shit. That’s income. Pay up trick….these people so entitled while being scamming whores….if they don’t want to pay taxes on their nudes, they should give them away for free.

Here are some morning links..

Hugh Hefner’s Sex Tapes are on the Bottom of the Ocean – Get Scuba diving To Find Some Hef Dick
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Black Friday Fight Breaks Out…
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Box Truck Challenges a Bridge
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Kim Kardashian Announces She was on Ecstasy when Filming Sex Tape….
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Warehouse Dominos
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Ellen Pompeo VS Wite People
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Selena Weber is a Model in a Bikini
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C6 Machine Gun
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16 Bit Christmas
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Nude Miley!
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Some porn…

StepMom Porn….
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Babe Porn….
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Cyber Monday Deals are Black Friday Deals that Continue

Davinci Vaporizers!! DEALS MAN!! DEALS!! Cyber Monday Deals!
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Soap….THAT GETS You PUSSY – stepsoap15 for 15% off
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20% Off – HuniBagder – code DSF20
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FILL YOUR BITCH….The Classy Way….MAKE HER PUSSY FEEL LIKE GOLD – 35% Off Code – stepzalo35
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2018

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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BlackFriday – that’s racist. Implying that it is the one day of the year that Black People can shop like white people…because of great sales…only to be sent out into a warzone like they live in Chicago or FLINT MICHIGAN where getting water is as primitive as a third world country.

When will the people figure out that we are all one race the human race. We are in this together and that Black Friday should be called “equalityfriday”….or Diversity Friday…or Great Deals for ALL PEOPLE Friday….

This black shit needs to be taken out of our vocabulary…We are all God’s Children…who pull out each other’s throats for a toaster oven they don’t need.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Russian Whore Mistress Who Posted Nudes of Kit Harrington is Kinda Hot…
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Elsa Hosk in a Bikini
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I am Thankful of Britney Spears Picking a Wedgie
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Leo Dicaprio Refuses to be Friends with THOR So He Doesn’t Need to Compete for Pussy
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Girl Plays Evil Prank on Brother
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The Older Hadid Sisters in Bikinis
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Funny Granny THanksgiving Story….
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I Am On Team Piers Morgan Calling Out These Idiots
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Volcano Explodes the Fuck Up
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Brawl at a Kickboxing Event
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Useless Pokies of the Day
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Next Top Model Bikini Bullshit
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Kid Avoids Being Run the Fuck Over
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Tom Cruise PERSONALLY Abuses Other Scientologists
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What the Fuck is Wrong with Katy Perry’s Face
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Crackhead Florida Woman Drops baby when Running from Cops
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Tiger Woods VS Phil Mickelson – Who Fucks Whores Better
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AUstralians are Fucking Weird
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Fire Skincare for the Perverts
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Davinci Vaporizers!! DEALS MAN!! DEALS!!
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Soap….THAT GETS You PUSSY – stepsoap15 for 15% off
CLICK HERE

20% Off – HuniBagder – code DSF20
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FILL YOUR BITCH….The Classy Way….MAKE HER PUSSY FEEL LIKE GOLD – 35% Off Code – stepzalo35
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From the Forum

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Rat Cow Nudes from 2012 – when she was a Different Person
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Hot Model Photoshoot
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Rita Ora is So Fucking Beat
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Melanie Sykes has Cleavage
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Kim Garner Bikini Trash
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Ashely Tisdale is Beat
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Sarah Hyland is Dying of a Genetic Disease
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Vanessa Hudgens SLutty PDA
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Tara Reid is Perfect
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From stepSMUT!!

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300 Porn Gifs from Tumblr Porn of the Day….I got these looking for my O-Face Post….
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Fucking at some Sex Fair
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Sporty Masturbating Teen
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Amateur Pound Down
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Patriotic Bikini Slut Shows her Pussy
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The Tits and Bush on this Bitch are Great
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Throwback Miley Cyrus Nudes…
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Hot Cam Girl Body
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Topless Barista
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Hot and Naked Bruna
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Slutty Selfies with some Pussy Flash
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Evolution of BUTTPLAY
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Real Wives…
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Snapchat Sex Tape
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Just a Girl and Her Dildo
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Titties in a Striped Shirt
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Big Fucking Boobs
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Devlivery Man Masturbation Troll
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LOTS OF BUSH
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Very Creepy Spread Pussy
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Gia Genevieve Huge Pin Up Tits
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This Pussy Got the CLAP for the Win
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Sex Move of the Day – THE SCORPION
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BOOBS!
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SO MANY SLUTS FOR YOU TO CLICK ON!
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2018

Nov

So Many O-Faces for Black Friday of the Day

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First off…this has been the most fun post I’ve ever put together in 14 years of doing the site. It has given me a new found appreciation for life and this job….

We share a common passion and interest….making girls cum…or watching girls cum…because girls work so hard taking care of us…or fighting with us and our toxic masculinity…many hold jobs, run the household, raise the kids….and give up their sex appeal all for the men in their lives….so for them….those feminists…not the annoying lazy millennial feminists…we salute them….and should gift them all, moms, sisters, aunts, the mail lady, the coffeeshop clerk, EVERY WOMAN….the gift that keeps on giving…or coming…never going….a high end luxury VIBE…that she will fucking LOVE!!!

The gift of masturbation, a beautiful thing, especially when she lets you watch….hopefully she lets you watch.. The female orgasm, a beuatiful thing, everyone likes a good orgasm…..

So if you’ve got a cam girl, a girl you’re into, a girl who has restraining orders against you, and I know you do…a girl you want to see cum, or want to make cum with the help of beautifully crafted toys….or if you are just happy knowing a girl is using your gift to have an orgasm…get up on this…

GENIUS….she may act shy, embarassed, especially if you gift her in front of her parents or her kids, but she’ll be begging for more, screaming with pleasure, proud to know you….because the gift of orgasm makes the gift giver a fucking hero to anyone involved….

TO celebrate orgasms…here’s a fucking lot of girls showing off their O-Face…porny maybe, but the world is a fucking porno…and we’re all just primates in it…this is drunkenstepfather not christian mingle…you can handle some tits cumming…it’s designed to inspire you

Posted in:Features

2018

Nov

Davinci’s Black Friday and Cyber Monday Deals Brings Girls Vaping of the Day

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We’ve partnered up with DAVINCI VAPORIZERS …..they are premium dry herb vaporizers…who in this world of vaping, are one of the best companies out there according to me, which may or may not have any validity or truth, but they look cool….and so do the people using them…..

Vapes, that shit is just like candy, so any hooker I recruit for sex, I encourage to be a chronic vape smoker….so discreet….even though weed is legal in Canada…and who the fuck wants their hookers to be rolling joints before rolling my balls in their mouth….

That’s my relationship with vapes, this shit is discreet, no one will smell you coming through….but you may have your own, maybe you use your vapes to get high, maybe you like standing on the street corner like that asshole telemarketer who wouldn’t get out of my damn way, for an afternoon vape…using what looked like a fucking brick as a vape…while he should be fucking with the people at DAVINCI VAPORIZERS BLACK FRIDAY DEALS …their vapes have style…

I don’t have the answer..but I have vape deals for you MEDICINAL MARIJUANA users….

They have a small one called the MIQRO, and another one and a bunch of deals so get you INSANE VAPORIZER DEALS AT DAVINCI
CLICK HERE

IT IS BLACK FRIDAY FUCKERS….why wait in line, wrestle or get shot at the retail level…order from your fucking HOME….

So whether you vape or not, you can get someone you like a vaporizer….it’s Christmas and they are less harmful that actual cigarettes…while being a fun way to get high…the people have decided….

Get All Kinds of DEALS DEALS DEALS! CLICK HERE

There are cyber Monday deals….that are opening up soon. I know you’re excited about it…I believe you are excited about it….be excited about it….
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Posted in:Features|SFW

2018

Nov

Possible Bella Thorne’s Hairy Bush Sighting of the Day

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Bella Thorne is into showing herself off, because that’s what shameless disney kids are raised to do….by both their parents and the execs making money off of them…

Her trying to navigate and find her own way, using her disney fame to post slutty pics, and smut of herself and her meth looking gender-less boyfriend wasn’t clever, or even that interesting, despite her body being young and fit and her tits being big, it was just a natural progression of being a disney kid…this is how that shit works…

In her annoying raver playing a weirdo, when she’s so fucking mainstream it offends me that I am even posting on her, she’s grown out her armpit hair…her fiery armpit hair…and I guess her bush…it’s a trend….that allows her to flash her panties to the world on her instagram feed…when feeling lonely and in need of some attention…cuz all these idiots are the same…barely interesting, lazy but willing to get naked…to compensate for their lack of brains, talent, ability….and I guess they know how to lure in the troops of other idiots who have no mind or concept of what is good or not….just used to sucking back on sugary drinks like the retards they are…have you seen these people try to write out words…I’m talking the youth…actually writing things beyond memes captions and Thanksgiving Clapbacks (it’s a thing)…..they are fucking dumb porn addicted morons…and this is their leader…..

Not bad for a redhead…but if you’re going to go this far…you might as well go all the way…and bring us the firecrotch Lohan prepared us for…back when girls shaved their pussies into looking like scared deflated wrinkly animals….before BUSH was celebrated the way I’ve always wanted it to be….and for as long as I can remember…the way I’ve been fighting for it to be free….

Here is another look at the bush

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