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2019

25

Jan

Kat Graham Nipples of the Day

Kat Graham was some Tween actor in her 30s, like Luke Perry on 90210 when he was in his 40s, giving every 16 year old a complex, because they didn’t have beards or a weathered face that seduced high school girls like that, because they didn’t realize he was just a fucking pervert with a fake ID who enrolled back in high school to fuck teen pussy legally…the girl version.

I don’t remember what show she was on, but I am going to say GLEE…..Her dad is best friends with Quincy Jones….which makes us all wonder how she got into the industry…I mean we all know it is raw talent and struggle, like so many other Hollywood starlets before her..and how frustrating it must be to always be told she only got where she is, wherever that is…I don’t think she does much…because of family connections.

I guess she’s got tits…and these are them.

Here she is again braless

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2019

25

Jan

Jennifer Lopez Bra of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez is posting slutty fitness pics of herself in a sports bra, as all the girls are doing, in a “Are they going to the gym for fitness”…or “are they going to the gym to wear a slutty outfit they can post on IG”….while we all know J.Lo is a triple threat….a fucking egotistical narcissist who is competitive and wants to win at everything and has a team, the energy, and money to win….so here she is doing what it fucking takes to win. She didn’t build this empire for nothing…more money than she knows what to do with, but all she really cares about is people thinking she’s hot…and the older she gets the harder it is to pull that off.

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2019

25

Jan

Kristen Bell Pussy Print of the Day

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I watched forgetting Sarah Marshall and remembered how much I don’t like Kristen Bell…I don’t find her interesting, or hot, or funny…and I don’t hold her cunty behavior in that movie, being an entitled asshole girlfriend trying to ruin her boyfriend’s future relationship with Mila Kunis, a much hotter girl….against her. I get that it is a movie, and that isn’t her true self…but I also know that actors have no actual grasp on who they actually are…and that just being actors, especially paid actors who have been celebrated and have fans….they are just fucking bratty messes…

So seeing her now mom pussy, a pussy owned by Dax Sheppard, one of Hollywood’s worst…in a pair of leggings does nothing for me.

BUT I KNOW…you’re all perverts and into this mom shit…that’s why you masturbate in your van parked outside the local starbucks midday when you know those moms are coming back for workout class…

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2019

25

Jan

Nicole Scherzinger Bolt on Tits of the Day

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I followed a tranny pornstar on twitter who had her balls removed, but kept her dick, which was a weird thing to do…but even with the dick, she was more feminine than Nicole Scherzinger….who has the tits, but the really hard face to make those tits seem less natural and feminine on her fit stripper dancing body….and more an accessory to help push the storyline along…

Pussycat Doll…sure….also part of her marketing so that we think of her as having a pussy….you know some Russian programming strategies…push the word so we associate her with it…I get what they did there….it’s probably because her being a man, playing a woman, means no period to get moody from when touring their dance show that made lots of money….cuz men are better women than women.

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2019

25

Jan

Crazy Road Rage…and Other Videos of the Day

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Kid throws glass at security…

Child Accelerates Scooter..

Drunk Driver of the Day

ATM Robber Climbs Through Driver’s Window..

School Brawl…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

25

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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One of the funniest things that goes on with social media, and I guess Netflix, is that health and wellness is a trend.

It’s like these half retards who need to be told what to do, are out there buying into every fucking trend, product that is sold to them, because they want to believe, or because they don’t have minds of their own.

They just listen to what they are told…and I guess the whole Vegan after watching a Netflix Doc isn’t that crazy, especially when you’re a cokehead party girl “maturing”…but when you treat yourself as an authority on it because you read a few articles on some chick site….it gets funny…dangerous misinformation, uneducated people acting as GURUS and authorities…

The whole thing is funny, but even funnier when the idiot gets into funny treatments that aren’t proven….like Urine Therapy…drinking your piss to get your nutrients you are pissing out back in you…fake health and holistic bullshit…that is amazing when piss is being drank….

I’m excited for the trend to become drinking each other’s piss, cuz I’m always down to piss on some faces…it’s what I do for fun really….Golden Showers aren’t just Golden because of the color…they are golden because they are golden…

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Jay Z wants Crime Reform – after friend R-Kelly is Rapist
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Jordyn Woods Bikini…
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Alexis Ren Fat Ass….Skinny Body
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Weird Sex Tape Scandal
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Buses VS CAr
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The Pot Smoker Lawyers are Back…Cuz when you go Virlal – Go viral
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Lucy Liu’s Awesome House…
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McDonald’s Drive Thru Worker Calls Customer a Ni**er…
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The Man with the Emotional Support Alligator
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2019

24

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I never understood why immigrant parents hate when their kids end up with white people, I mean I get that white people are trash, smell like Mac and Cheese, and offer no culture or value..but I am reasonable in understanding that white people dominate the country and if I came here from anywhere, like I came on my pants today scrolling instagram (I wish)…..to have a better life..the chances are my kid will end up with a white person…not that I have kids…but the probabilty that those imaginary kids ended up with a white person are just statistically way higher…I would assume that when we arrived to this country, I would make sure they get english tutors to lose that immigrant twang, I would even change their name to an english name…like asians do….and expect it…. because that’s the world we live in…yet here they are all mad that white will enter the bloodline…when white is what they came for….but I guess it was white jobs and money..not white sperm in their daughters….still confuses me….

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Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue is Pretty Lame…All Ethnic so you Know They are Inclusive…Seems Pandering to me…
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Serena Williams in Fishnets
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McDonald’s Worker Called dude a Ni**er….
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Maury DNA Reaction of the Day
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Models You’ve Never Heard of in a Bikini
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Anya Taylor Joy – Big Cleavage
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Nipple Busting Out of a Dress
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BIKINI HIKER FREEZES TO DEATH
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The World’s Most Comfortable Scooter
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Surprise Bee Hive
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Ja Rule Defends his Status of Victim
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Blanca Blanco Areola Peek
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Gina Rodriguez Hates Black People
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Bus VS Cars
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Fyre Festival – Dueling Documentaries
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Camilakilla – Some Hot Chick…
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Yolanda Hadid Swears Daughters are Free of Fillers
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Steph Curry Dunk Fail – LOL
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Car VS Train
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Kendra Wilkison Went on a Date with a Bachelor
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Low Visibility and a Semi Truck
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Family Makes Epic Slide
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Asia Argento Showing Leg
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FULL FRONTAL SCENE OF THE DAY – LOL
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Nude Actors in Nude Scenes…
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Elsa Hosk – Fashion Show Shit
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Sluts at some Trashy Event
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Old Looking Freida Pinto
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Anne Hathaway in a Tight Shirt
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Emily Blunt at an event….
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Katharine McPhee Fuck Me Boots…
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From stepSMUT!!

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Best Reddit Amateur – Emily’s Sexy Panties
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Tumblr Porn is Still On!!
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Reddit Slut…..Downundee
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Girl Fucking a Stuffed Toy…
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Graffitti Tits
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Public Acts that Make You a Whore
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Naked Girl Pretending to be a Dog
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Megan Q – Strips
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Caught Masturbating – Spy Cam…
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Did You see the best Shoe Box Ever
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Hot Fucking tits and Bush on a Boat
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Big Tits Bending Over
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Mom and Daughter Share an Old Guy on Cam – WEIRD
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Shower Door Dildo….
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Here’s Sarah Masturbating with her Big Tits
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Hot Titty Bounce
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Girl Fucking a Loaf of Bread is Some Weirdness
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Gash Flash
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Spread Legged Cosplay
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2019

24

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio Nipple of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is an old as fuck model, a legend to some, expired milk who won’t give up to others….and she’s out there doing photoshoots like she’s not 100 years old or expired milk, some resilience you’d like to think of as resilience but that is actually just money and ego….she knows she’s old and tired, and has the injection scars to prove her botox…but people keep throwing money her way…gotta take it…because rotting is not as graceful as it once was…it happens on social media…so get that money when it’s available…why the fuck not…NIPS out motherfuckers.

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2019

24

Jan

Lina Esco Nude Enough Shoot of the Day

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I feel like I already posted these pics of Lina Esco.

I am too lazy to look in the archives of this glorious website, the priceless archived that are often confused for a resource for academics studying the sluts in pop culture over the last 15 years…as I have been referenced in all major scholar circles…in case you didn’t know…that’s how I get all that college pussy…right….

I am lying.

I don’t even reference the archives..no one does….but this Lina chick is an actor, producer and free the nipple activist…a good activist to be if you like being jacked off to cuz you have hot tits…like Lina…

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2019

24

Jan

Dita Von Teese Nipples n Bush of the Day

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Dita Von Teese is a fucking legend and genius and pretty fucking cool in all that she’s done.

She was early to the internet with her fetish shit that she turned into Burlesque shit, that I never really fully appreciated, even though I love the era it is from, mainly because the people who into that, pin-up, swing dance, rockabilly, back in the late 90s were usually fat chicks…and I hate fat chicks.

While Dita was doing her fetish content, polarizing it to be Glamour, getting dialled into hollywood, rock and roll, fashion and all this other high end shit….doing Playboy when it mattered, being consistent and high concept….high brow…while other fetish chicks, who didn’t curate their content, who weren’t actually passionate about Fetish and Burlesque, ended up in porn getting pissed on before becoming born again Christians…

Not every one has the same ability to achieve success….and not every one has the same ability to have staying power…and not every one has the ability to still be doing it, still be relevant, still be interesting….but Dita Von Teese pulled it off…

She’s in Paris Fashion Week, wearing sheer lace, you can see her rockin’ tits, and this is nice and authentic, it’s not some instagram idiot doing it…it’s a legend, who’s got over 20 years in high end lingerie.

I’m just happy she’s not the Burlesque dancers I knew in college, not that I went to college, with their Betty Page Bangs and Double Big Mac everyday for lunch bellies…that don’t understand that not every titty tassel or corset lacing is created equally…

Here is a throwback of her getting wet as she does

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