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2019

28

Jan

Iskra Lawrence Flasher of the Day

Iskra Lawrence is some fat chick, who I think is in fat face, you know pretending to be fat to get ahead as a model, because when she was skinny she was getting no where…so she committed to gaining wait, something that is not that complicated to pull off, you just have to sit and eat carbs all fucking day….the she released a viral video of her in her underwear in the train doing some speech about being a fat chick, body positivity all that bullshit rhetoric fat people tell you, even though we know fat people aren’t healthy…fat is a sign of UNHEALTHY…but if you position yourself in this politically correct world…next thing you know you’re an icon…or a leader…and in being that you get all the brand money looking to target fat people…or to meet the weight requirements instilled on campaigns by the Social Justice warriors…

Clearly, Iskra Lawrence knows being in her underwear is the only way she gets seen, noticed, talked about, so this fat flasher shit is about as authentic as she gets cuz she’s fat and likes people looking at her and her big tits..

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2019

28

Jan

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp, the sperm that Johnny Depp left in that bitch from France before he left the family for that prostitute opportunist Amber Heard…..has grown into a magical hipster creature with houses all over the world….so she can get to Europe, back to LA, stop off at the island in the Bahamas….living that fashion life, high end glamour life, playing it down by being cool scenester who hangs with local artists to seem legit, making that money on the social media or as an actor because people care about her thanks to her dad..paparazzi pay attention to these types of things….especially when they are walking around nipples out..

I doubt she’d be of interest to anyone, because she’s like everyone else, if she wasn’t Johnny Depp’s daughter, but that’s not her storyline, her reality, her narrative….she doesn’t need to deal wit that level of bullshit….life is good being a Depp, unless you’re Johnny Depp, and I’m sure this one still complains about everything because she doesn’t know any better and when you look like this, it’s tolerable…even cute….

I guess I’m saying, I’m a fan of Lily Rose Depp and would ask her for an autograph if I ever met her…across my chest…like I once did to a Canadian Speed skater in a bar when drunk…which I don’t think he found funny….and that I guess was kinda queer of me…..but at least when I do it with Lily Rose Depp…it’ll be less queer and that is what matters….

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2019

28

Jan

Lucy Hale Tits of the Day

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The best thing about travel content on social media is the tits…

It’s the one thing that I really think allowed Facebook to work. It gave us a venue or opportunity to see people we always wanted to see in bikinis…in Bikinis…it was like being invited to this exclusive club, since people make their shit public, allowing everyone you knew the first and last name of to be seen in a bikini pic…because no women, at least none that I know would go on vacation without taking at least one postable bikini pic…obviously the concept evolved to so many bikini pics everywhere…but for someone who remembers a life before social media….I remember not seeing everyone an anyone I knew the first and last name of in bikinis and really life was a less exciting place because of it….

This Lucy Hale is some bullshit who gets cast in a lot of bullshi because she’s famous and has followers…but I’m just here for the vacation tits…

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2019

28

Jan

Miley Cyrus Braless of the Day

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The only thing I know that is going on in the Cyrus House…is that the brother, who is not officially Billy Ray’s son, but was adopted by Billy Ray when he pulled Trish Cyrus out of her cocktail waitress job / stripper job she was working when she had Miley with him…forcing to take him and his money to take on her bullshit…and I guess like all good country Christians do…he did the right thing…cuz he could afford it…

Either way, the brother who has close to a million followers of his own, choked out his girlfriend and her trashy insta tits….

While Miley played the wholesome Miley she is now that she’s married and not on tour or on aggressive promotions….culturally appropriating the instagram weirdos to be like them, to be their idol…to show us all her pussy again…

Fuck MAGA…it’s about MAKE MILEY SHOW US HER PUSSY AGAIN….

I should make that shirt….

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2019

28

Jan

Alicia Davis Rugged Hipster Titty Photoshoot of the Day

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this is a rough shoot of modele ALICIA DAVIS … just a little too raw and real…with a titty bruise from rough young person sex they learned in the pornos they are addicted to….unshowered looking, tits everywhere, unfit but skinny bodies, hot but in a crackhead kind of way…it’s a look…..a look that we can all collectively jerk off to

I don’t know anything about Alicia Davis, but I like that I can see her outter pussy lips cuz her panties aren’t quit big enough – it makes for a good time…this is what I consider a good time…my life uneventful…I don’t leave my shitty mould infested house…so this is how I get entertained…

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2019

28

Jan

Bambi Northwood-Blyth Titties of the Day

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Bambi Northwood-Blyth blocked me on social media many years ago, back when she was the young hot girlfriend of some Australian fashion tycoon from some jeans company called Tsubi that all the hot bitches were wearing at the time…making him a lot of money, but when you think about it, he was probably rich to begin with…poor people don’t just start fashion brands that work…but who cares..

She was like 12 at the time, he was like 40, but being rich and successful always leads to LOVE with any and all aspiring models trying to sleep their way to the top…especially when you work in fashion…

She was constantly showing titties then, and she is showing some titties now, only no linger 12, she’s pushing 40, or her Eyebrows are…however they were bush back then…either way….tits.

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2019

28

Jan

Demi Rose Mawby Escort Photoshoot of the Day

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Demi Rose Mawby is out there producing some epic, well thought out, some may say innovative, original, artistic and incredible art…in the form of staged paparazzi pics to get herself into Daily Mail…which I guess is everyone’s goal..when they are a sex worker trying to get sold to Dubai where the pay days are high..

She’s a bootleg Kardashian from the UK, who basically does nothing but look like a doughy muppet, and I guess that alone is pretty fucking lucrative when you have all the followers…the key to life, existence, relevance, monetization is followers…

I am the only person who once had an audience who was unable to monetize those followers…

I did it for the love man…for the love.

Heree’s her thong of the day

Demi Rose Mawby, the prostitute who started with the ghetto group of escorts Tazs Angels, here in TULUM doing a photoshoot for her new backpages listing I assume..

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2019

28

Jan

Couple Fucking in Public Under a Blanket and Other Videos of the Day

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Elephant and Bikini Girl…

Armed Robber – Pulls Gun on Cop – Works Out Great for Him

Naked Woman VS CAR of the Day

Snake with Hands…Evolution

Hot Bride of the Day

pSycho Throws Kid off the Third Floor

Man Gets Head Butted

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

28

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Starbucks for President…because they haven’t ruined the planet…

The interesting thing about the Presidency, is that the people running for Presidency aren’t at the top of their career, but usually retiring from their career, and jumping into the political world as a hobby to keep their billionaire minds busy….

It is never anyone at the prime of their lives…and maybe that’s why you all fight about dumb shit…

Politics everywhere on the social media channels…girls fighting over abortion or not, in a who the fuck cares, or the Pedoing of PizzaGate…by people in churches that run the biggest PEDO RING…hating the queers and the trannies for being weirdos…but not following any of the other bible rings…you’re all fucking nuts….

And here are some morning steplinks and noon..

Trace Cyrus Choking his Girl in her Lingerie
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CURVES!
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Van Uses Brakes Dude Doesn’t
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Gay FL
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Sylvie MEIS Bikini Gallery
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The Game on Fucking Kim K….
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Hot Amateur Tits
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Marble Olympics is a Thing…
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Dino Snow Removal
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Miley Cyrus on her Tattoos
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Clever Cat Trying to Get Food
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Military Chopper Refueling
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2019

26

Jan

Bella Thorne’s Nipple Ring on a Saturday of the DAy

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When you’ve got fake tits, and a face injected face, like some kind of sex worker, who is likely as broken as a sex worker thanks to her childhood trauma, molestation and a mom who whores
her out…only you’ve been lucky enough to break that porn life and do that pop life thanks to Disney and Social Media…you sometimes need to post up your nipple ring in a sheer shirt for attention, you have momentum to maintain and merchandise to sell….you only got one shot or some shit…so flash them nip ring but not in a blatantly obvious way, just keep it clothed and casual – you know.

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