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2019

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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So the first day of 2019 is done….and we’ve all accomplished zero. We’ve all broken our New Year Resolutions that even if you don’t subscribe to that bullshit you still tell yourself with that self aware voice in your head that you have things you want to do…whether it’s just having more fun, taking things less seriously, working less, spending more on your credit cards before declaring bankruptcy…losing some weight, quitting sugar, wearing less fur…I don’t fucking know….making more out of life, traveling more, napping more, going from Cigs to Vapes…and you’ve already fucked up, but there’s always tomorrow….

364 new days for 364 or more new chances to change yo shitty ways but you won’t, but I think it’s better to count it down, day by day, throughout the year, so we really track our failures in a better way, rather than just focusing on them for the first week of January…..right.

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Celebs on New Years
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Girl Puts on Glasses While Balancing on a Ball in Leggings….CONTORTIONISM….
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Heidi Klum See Through to Nipples
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CNN Was Gay Porn Last Night – Anderson Cooper was Wasted – Watch Him Do Shots Like He Used to When He Chose to be Gay
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Semi Driver Shows Newbie the Ropes
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Guess Who Rita Ora Fucks
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Rat Cow in a Bikini
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Monkey VS Car
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Goats Join Man for a Run
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Cooling Off a Kangaroo
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Dog Goalie Earned 3 Guinness Records
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Very Important Farrah Abraham News
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Farrah Abraham in a Bikini
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Skinny in a Bikini Black Chick of the Day
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iPhone vs Heating Coil
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Boat Gets Sucked in by Massive Wave
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Traffic Laws when Cars Can Fly
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Halo Theme Song by 80 Guys in 1 Bathroom
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Woman VS Builders
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Frying Eggs in Your Car in Australia
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Tea Leoni – Bikini
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Katie Holmes – Bikini
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Bebe Rexha Performing…
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Christina Aguilera – Fat for New Years
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Camila Cabelo – New Years Performing
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Ciara – New Years Performing
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Goddess Lohan at an NYE Party
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Kelsea Ballerini Hot Legs
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Olivia Holt Nice Legs
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Kate Beckinsale Legs
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Madison Beer – Muppet Face
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Sara Sampaio – Catalog Lingerie Pics
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Ambrosio Bikini
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Dua Lipa Bikini
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Naked Amateur Reddit Girl Getting Naked and being Amateur
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AMazing Huge Tit Jiggle
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Tumblr Porn is still a thing….
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Two Naked Girls Double Dildo-ing Themselves in the Backyard….
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2019 – More Anal Insertions
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I love all this BOX GAP
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Mila Azul Hot skinny Naked Chick….
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College Sex Party for the Perverts
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Nude Teen Girl – Pussy in the Pool
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Big Titty Ass Jiggle
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Latina Tits
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Farting Girl of the Day
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Piss Overload
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Blowjob Tools of the Day
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Jade Kush Naked for First Porn Audition
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Just a Chick and Her Blue Dildo – Inserting her Blue Dildo
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Maitland Ward’s Gettinf Fucked Raw
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Strange Time for a Confession
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New Year – New Me
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Seleste’s SPread Asshole…
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Bush!
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I think the Internet Has Gone Too Far
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2019

Jan

Hilary Duff Beach Erotica for 2019 of the Day

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2019 is the year of the no bikini on fat chicks…or new moms…or above 30 year old women….

Take Hilary Duff’s lead….tell your friends…this is the way to be…. make them in your size, just because there is the whole social media thing, where the majority of people mistake likes from perverts on slutty pics as influence or relevance…

No one needs to see that. Save it for your Sugar Baby….you Sugar Momma…you’r Hilary Duff and that’s why he knocked you up right away…cuz her payroll and lifestyle is freedom from trying to achieve anything on your own….

We don’t need to see that Hilary Duff fat ass, even though a lot of you want to see that Hilary Duff fat ass…thanks to your demented fucked perverted ways….and your Stuff by Duff fetish….

Just because they make bikinis in their size, doesn’t mean it’s a celebration when they put them on to feel empowered or whatever….

My friend once said “Old ladies that wear young girls shit are like the ghost in the sixth sense that don’t know they’re dead”…..and he’s right….

But after much reflection, on this sleepy New Years Day….

I’ve decided I would rather Hilary Duff be naked in these pics…clothing just gets in the way of staring at her mom pussy dangling in the Luxurious and Warm Cabo Wind…….

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2019

Jan

Katharine McPhee Still in a Bikini of the Day

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This is Katharine McPhee in a bikini looking alright, doing that whole Sugar Baby, living that rich person life, cuz she’s engaged to a 75 year old very rich fucking guy and that’s how romance works. I mean she likely grew up listening to his music, she probably respected him and though of him as some kind of icon, because I guess in a lot of ways, David Foster, her finace…has done a lot of shit in the music industry…produced lots of songs…and not just Michael Buble…

He’s a Canadian hero who left Canada to live that star studded rich person life off his talent…solid story….one that should end with an averagely famous 20 something from American Idol being your live-in Groupie slut you take on luxury vacations….because that’s how rich person love works….it’s transactional people…and it seems like everyone wins in their emptyness….if winning is luxury villas, great weather and bikinis, while I’m snowed in….

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2019

Jan

Dua Lipa Nipple in a Bikini of the Day

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Dua Lipa is in a yellow bikini, which is like the white bikini, in the sense that it is often times see through when wet, so you can see her Albanian pop star nipple, which is probably someting she wants being the age of the nipple, free the nipple, feminism and everyone being an exhibitionist exposing herself to the world and getting paid, celebrated, and tons of positive reinforcement from the comments she probably gets, while ignoring the hate…and what’s to hate…she’s a massively famous Youtuber with a pop music career…pretty much living the dream in Miami on New Years Eve…where everything happens and by everything I mean Pitbull….

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2019

Jan

Katie Holmes Bikini with Jamie Foxx of the Day

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Katie Holmes is trying to get her bikini down, cuz she gets down…with a brother named Jamie Foxx…

Maybe this is her Scientologist attempt to show you all that sh’s a human, tits hanging out sloppy….

Maybe she’s just showing off that she’s reading some “How to Be Human for Dummies” book.

Rich people in Miami on Yachts pushing 50 years old….doing bikinis….SLOPPY TITTY which must be a flaw in Tom Cruise’ blue prints…

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2019

Jan

Iskra Lawrence Big Girl Wet Bikini of the Day

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I figure nothing says hit the workout machines cuz it’s 2019 like looking at this fat model who I think is in a fat suit, you know the equivalent of black face only for models who want to be models but aren’t good enough to be models so they force feed themselves and spin the storyline to body positivity and the world celebrates them as they get to eat whatever the fuck they want to maintain….probably a liberating experience when you fully commit to it….

The fact is that she will one day be skinny again, when the money dries up and people remember that fat kill…but until then…fat chick, slow crawl out of the pool, with that slow mo ass jiggle..to inspire your resolutions…. and get that gym membership…even though you can’t outtrain a diet…abs are made in the kitchen…and I guess so are careers for the right fat chick who knows how to angle it right….while we all know that real fat chicks are too lazy, tired and self hating to succeed…we’re onto you Iskra…

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2019

Jan

Kimberley Garner Flashing Her Ass of the Day

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You may not know who Kimberley Garner is, but I do. She’s an aging girl from the UK who was on some rich person reality show, and has since moved to America to make it in America…since that’s the dream anyone on TV has…especially when they are marketed as the hot chick and is used to being followed by a camera….

I do not think she’s that famous, interesting or compelling, but she exists and is trying to exist even more by showing off her ass she’s been either working on, or doing ass implants or injections like all the girls are doing…and the fact of the matter is that famous or not…that’s a fun looking ass that deserves more attention even though no one seems to care since there are many great asses on the internet and in life….hard to just fixate on one internet ass…especially when it’s a boring one….but at least she’s trying. Not naked enough, sure…but are they ever really naked enough? Even when spread eagled they aren’t naked enough…but this is a step in the right direction…eventually all the thirsty for fame women get naked for fame….so now is as good a time as any I figure….

Here she is in her wet bikini

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2019

Jan

Katy Perry Ridiculous Butt Shot of the Day

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Katy Perry is probably the worst first post of 2019. The worst possible bikini picture I could put up here. The most negative energy to ever come wrapped in a bikini.

I am not a fan of anything Katy Perry or the scam that she pulled off navigating the entertainment industry. I don’t believe she has actual fans and if she does….they are obviously half retards and her music is used to divide society, so you know who to interact with and who to avoid…..

I am not a fan of her body, or her big tits that perverts on the internet have fixated on, since it’s all she has going for her….because all I see is a sloppy bitch looking sloppy.

I can handle this kind of behavior from even the most miserable of women to look at partaking in this kind of behavior…because I am a pervert and slutty ass shots are fun…it’s just unfortunate that 2019 had to start off so shitty…unless you’re a Katy Perry fan, in which case…I can’t interact with you.

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2019

Jan

Sexy African Dance and Other Videos of the Day

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Jukebox Hero…

Brazilian Bathroom Cleaner

Junky Couple

Dude Provokes the Wrong Guy

Wooden Bridge Collapse

Elevator Clips Zip Line

In Case You Missed it – the Johnny Rockets Girl Getting Naked

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2019

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Midnight struck and everything instantly changed in everyone’s lives….because it is now officially 2019 and not just a promise of 2019 we were fed when we were children and our parents were trying to shut us up….2019 is real, not a myth and it is here….

I spent my night drinking too much, when I probably should have just not drank to switch things up, the only real injury is from falling on my face at least once….I figure it’s a blood sugar issue…diabetes……

I did some tweeting to Anderson Cooper because I accidentally watched his CNN Homosexual party that was awful….

I hope 2019 is a year old tweets get pulled up and I lose my job, livelihood…because that’s what happens to everyone out there trying to scam money by being public figures….then there’s this whole site where each and every post says something that people lose jobs over….which I guess makes the whole thing pretty liberating…

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Grover F-Bomb
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Kevin Spacey Trying to Get Out of Court for Being Gay
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Ana Braga – Underboob 50 Year Old New Years Clickbait No One Clicks
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The Most Disgusting Post You’ll Read Today
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Dumbest Criminals of 2018
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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace Nipple Flash at 40
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How Aircraft Carriers Work
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Trainer Who Got Michael B Jordan Jacked….
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Some Monster Tits Do a Booty Shake
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Snowmobile Backflip Faceplant
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Russian Fireworks Gone Wrong
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High Speed Camera on Lawnmower Blade
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Monkey Vandalizes Car
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Man Makes Friends with Fish
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THE BEST KIND OF SNACK TIME!
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Woman Loves Pet Pig
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A Gallery of Asses
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