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2019

02

Jan

Kourntey Kardashian Nipples of the Day

Kourtney Kardashian Nipples See Through

Kourntey Kardashian leaving the house with her nipple out is exactly what you’d expect from this trash trying to stay relevant.

I don’t know if they are self aware enough to realize that the end is near, no one cares, or if they realize that people will still throw money at them because they know how to manipulate the masses, which is what brands are excited about….or if they are just all whores who like attention who go out with their tits out…since their careers only happened cuz their sister fucked on video like she was Paris Hilton…as it was the thing to do in that time….

I just know you can see her ethnic nipple, and these twats are so famous for nothing, someone must be into seeing this…

I’m more interested in seeing her threesome sex tape with Sofia Richie if times ever get tough for these idiots if they ever stop earning, and can’t afford the overhead, since brands shouldn’t support their garbage…and either should the fans….but they do….so the sex tape won’t be for a long long time I guess….but in the meantime…40 year old nipples..

KUNTS EVERYWHERE.

Here she is with her baby daddies girlfriend Sofia Richie

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2019

02

Jan

Faith Schroder Bikini Erotica of the Day

Faith Schroder Bikini Erotica

Silver Spoon’s Schroder’s daughter is crawling around on all fours in a bikini, for her own bikini line I think, since all the instagram sluts are doing bikini lines, to have an excuse to post themselves in a bikini and I respect the hustle for a few reasons…the first is the level of entrepreneurship involved in launching your own brand is impressive, especially with such a young woman. Taking the whole “my dad is rich from acting maybe, I’m not sure, actors didn’t make that much in the 70s”…and saying “I’m in charge of my own destiny”…..it’s also a solid tactic for those instagram jobs you can’t get when the brands stop paying out people to post their nonsense…it’s an “I don’t need you, I got my own business, I aint no influencer slave to the marketing people, I am the marketing people”……but the main thing that I respect the hustle for is the half naked crawling around on all fours it takes to promote the bikini line….it’s one of the better product lines to launch if you’re a hot half naked 18 year old chick….


Faith Schroder Bikini Erotica

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2019

02

Jan

Christina Aguilera Still Trying to be Hot of the Day

Christina aguilera Tits Still Trying to be Hot

Christina Aguilera looking like an old hollywood tranny or drag queen…just the way you like her cuz you know she wasn’t actually born with a dick…there was a time when she was a hot skinny chick…and not an old hag of a mom….still vain and done up…just not vain enough to stop the fucking chowdown….fatty.

I am not sure she’s properly executing this comeback tour after years of being invisible on her pile of money…but at least she’s making moves in the right naked direction…

Christina aguilera Tits Still Trying to be Hot

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2019

02

Jan

Kristin Cavallari Got Them Anti Vaxxer Titties On of the Day

kristin cavallari Got Them Titties On

Just because you’re an anit-vaxxer idiot from a reality show that was on TV 20 years ago..before you followed your dreams of marrying a pro athlete to breed with and live that epic life with….

Doesn’t mean you can’t still show off your 30 something year old tits in some bullshit pose because you’re back and ready to take on the media / entertainment industry now that the kids you produced for a paycheck are old enough….

The great news is that if her pro athlete ever leaves her, she can get a solid 20k or more a month from him, and you can get a nanny for 4,000 a month..that’s at least 17k in profit…enough to live off of….

So if you’re gonna get knocked up women, do it with rich guys. It pays.

kristin cavallari Got Them Titties On

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2019

02

Jan

Kylie Jenner Black Face Tits of the Day

Kylie Jenner Big Fake Tits in Black Face

What the world needs less of is Kylie Jenner. I mean all Kardashians, but Kylie Jenner the most…only because they’ve managed to make her into this billionaire Kardashian, which may or may not be bullshit, but her cosmetic company sells billions of bullshit product..and it is all your fault for buying…whoever you are who looks at this trash and thinks “her dad must have cut his own dick off”….

The fact that she pushes cosmetics, when her whole fucking face is rebuilt from surgery…she’s a white girl who looks like she’s about to release a rap album…her excess and luxury items cuz she’s rich…disgusting…and the message she leaves the world with her zero personality…pretty fucking negative, evil, empty and useless…

But she’s got some mom tits out…and her liposuctioned waist to hip ration and if that doesn’t excite you….let’s hope it inspires you to eliminate this from society in 2019…if you know what I mean…

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2019

02

Jan

Nina Agdal is Naked of the Day

Nina Agdal Slutty Nude

Nina Agdal has Downs Syndrome, so hating on her is like bullying the handicapped guy on a work program at your local grocery store, you know because it makes you feel better about yourself knowing that you may be a retard but you’re not that retarded….

She’s the March of Times bikini model….back when Sports Illustrated was featuring skinny models, trying to avoid the fat models, they’ve ended up hiring now, they felt their venture into inclusivity was using handicapped women with hot bodies…

Well, she’s taken that to fuck a few wallets, no stress when you’re worth a fuck, even if fucking handicapped women is a weird fetish, rich guys seem into it….

And here she is continuing her self promotion, naked at her boyfriend’s mom’s house.

Rich people…

Here are some videos of her in a bikini sucking on a cheese string

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2019

02

Jan

Rita Ora Pussy Print in a Bikini of the Day

Rita Ora Pink Bikini Pussy Print Big Tits

Rita Ora brought out the pussy that the least popular Spiderman according to a guy on my Facebook who watches those dumb fucking movies had to say….

I don’t watch movies like that, not because I am high brow, or sophisticated and need more artistry in my entertainment needs. I run a site called drunkenstepfather and I have bathed in a puddle on the side of the street after waking up in said puddle after drunkenly passing out trying to salvage the last beer I dropped….from being drunk…into said puddle…..broken glass all in my face…to this day…..

But I do watch pop culture sluts like Rita Ora make it in America, immigrants stealing the white man’s job…with her tits…her awesome tits…that she’s shamelessly showing off because she knows they lead to her getting hit songs and finally mattering as an artist rather than the back alley bottom feeding trash she is…you know the kind of person sucking the last beer spilled out of a puddle on the street corner…but the famous version….

Rita Ora Big TIts Yellow Bikini 3



Rita Ora Pink Bikini Big Tits

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2019

02

Jan

Stacy Keibler in a Bikini of the Day

Hey wrestling bros…remember when Stacy Keibler was the only thing you could jerk off to. Then she left wrestling, dated George Clooney and did Dancing with the Stars. This was what must be decade ago at this point…but as it turns out…when you’re a fit, athletic, babe used to make Wrestling less queer for the weirdos who are into wrestling….and if you’re not a wrestling weirdo, or you are a self aware wrestling weirdo who knows they are weirdos, you know what I mean….

I have been to WWE events thanks to being gifted tickets and that shit is weird, but I am also the kind of dude who even at a young age – knew that people into wrestling were queer. I couldn’t understand when I was young, why anyone would watch half naked men play fight….unless they were a queer, but then again it was in an era before Stacy Keibler….when the WWE realized to throw tits into the mix to stop confusing redneck homophobes…and Italian first generations…because those seem to be the target market for the sport…

Her ass is looking pretty good…thanks instagram for reminding me of an ass of the past in the future…

RIP MEAN GENE.

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2019

02

Jan

Sex on NYE’s TV and Other Videos of the Day

Idiots Showing Off After a Car Accident

NYE Kiss Fail

Boat on Fire in Fort Lauderdale

New Years Eve Bus Stop Explosion….

Drunk of the Day

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2019

02

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

As it turns out, a date, like January 1, 2019, doesn’t not end misery, misery is a continuous cycle that doesn’t have a Glamour Model Calendar hung up in it’s mancave or garage for it’s old pervert who remembers jerking off to a time before porn, when we had to get creative with our jerking off, because hardcore sex wasn’t readily available in the masses it is available for us today…..Misery just keeps on trucking until one day you either change your way of thinking, or you die….often times dying is easier…but changing your way of thinking is more fun….and the cure I’ve found for Misery is zero expectations. When you don’t want or need anything from anyone and you view the world like the comedic routine it is. With everyone all so fucking serious, scrambling at the same bullshit, it’s hard to be miserable. It’s too entertaining to be miserable…..so on day 2 of your 365 days to change your life…my words of wisdom and life advice from a practically homeless man guru…is genuinely don’t care. Nothing actually matters, everything is a simulation, when you feel yourself feel, tell yourself you’re a queer and to stop being a queer, and to start doing what matters….staring at tits….

Staring at tits, always fulfilling, always a good use of time, always a distraction from all the bad, something to get you through the hard times….it’s not vulgar, if anything it’s natural and just taping into baby you, when it was all so simple….Tits…the only thing that matters and that’s where I come in….with the tits…I am your spirit guide….follow me to the areola hut.


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I am Still Jerking Off to This
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Sammi Hanratty is a Slut
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LOhan’s Step Mom is Awesome
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Ear Muffs…..
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Tiffany Haddish (who?) Bombed on Stage.
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Detroit Gunfire on New Years!!!
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Dog Goalie
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Sneaky Moose Stealing a Snack….
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Goat Run
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