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2018

10

Oct

Aubrey O’Day Underboob and Fake Booty of the Day

Your girl Aubrey O’Day is back at it. Some Diddy Fucking, Don Jr Fucking. Big Fake Reality TV tits, that morphed into a fat chick, and morphed back into big fake everything….and she’s putting out a new Music Album, despite being in her 30s and too old, she’s figured she can get all the injections the other bitches are getting and end up looking like a Russian Sex Doll, with big old lips, a smooth injected face, and a smooth fat fake ass, that she knows how to pose proper…

Aubrey O’Day is good, I am a fan and I support her next Album and Tour because I support girls who don’t give up, who keep on trying, but realize that focus on looking like something black dudes like to fuck, and things will work out for you, unless they are a Kardashian, in which case things work out for them, but I hate every second of it, and I think they should all be taken out back and shot….while Aubrey O’Day needs to be worshipped…all soaking her pussy to get it nice and clean for you…probably not possible after fucking DIDDY…but maybe the minnows eat off the calluses

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2018

10

Oct

Alyson Aly Michalka and Amanda AJ Michalka Erotica of the Day

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Here are some old timer sisters from Disney, being old in their own content for the social media with their tits out….because like them, I understand how fandom works, and I know the once a fan always a fan way these people think. The world is a vast place, there are a lot of people on it, and to lock in a handful of people after years of high level exposure is totally normal and expected…people are weird and commit to a cause or a set of tits and follow those tits through it all…cuz life passes by us fast….so we don’t even realize it’s been 20 years. Just look at Maitland Ward’s career. People who fanned her as teen in the 90s pay her to fuck on her patreon….even though logically you’d think she’d disappear and fade out…but no, thanks to creepy perverts everywhere…their tits live on far into retirement….

Alyson Aly Michalka and her sister Amanda AJ Michalka used to be Disney kids

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2018

10

Oct

Charlize Theron Got Them Titties On for Fashion of the Day

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I think it’s safe to assume that Charlize Theron was diddled by her dad….

It is also safe to assume, that unless she wasn’t in the country when her mother shot and killed her father in self-defense…that she is the one who shot and killed her father in self defense.

They claim that her alcoholic father was out of control and abusive, but OBVIOUSLY they would say that to get off murder charges. They had a life plan to chase, using the tall blonde hot model daughter to get them there. Mothers protect their daughters and being a woman who killed her dad would be bad for business…whether he was abusive or not..he wasn’t so abusive he had to die…call the police and sort it out like a non pyschopath killer would.

He probably just told her she couldn’t model, so she had a tantrum and they built this storyline….

Prove me wrong…send me the police file.

I don’t know the backstory of how things were back in South Africa, I just know stories I’ve heard from producers in Hollywood about how she came to America to avoid the whole murder thing, only to get work for Playboy, where she got naked for Playboy and as that money was running out, she was desperate to make it work, and seduced the right producer into giving her a role in her first movie, and that led to a career that led to an Oscar and showcasing the tits we say back in 1998 in Playboy, when they were 20 years younger and hotter….but still as eager to be seen.

Here she is at some event

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2018

10

Oct

Michelle Jenneke Spreads Them Thighs of the Day

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Michelle Jenneke is a hurdler and is also Australian, and is also spreading her thighs on Instagram.

You probably remember her because she went viral for doing a cute warm up dance with a great smile in her little Track and field shorts on – back 5 or 6 years ago when she was just 18….

Well, as it turns out, the Australian is still around, still has followers thanks to that viral video, and despite all the potential she’s got to make that instagram money like all the other whores, she’s still in college riding that scholarship hustle because some girls, even attention seeking half naked girls who have already gone viral once, like having actual education or careers….

I can’t imagine how sloppy Australian college girls are, but whether they are in the athletics program or not, I am sure it’s fucking sleazy….probably even more sleazy than her social media content with her crotch airing out…because you know college girls…and their fucking the football team..and that’s not even AUSTRALIAN college girls which makes the whole thing far naughtier…

Michelle Jenneke Bikini Slutty Photoshoot

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2018

10

Oct

Julia Majewska Erotic Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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Julia Majewska is some polish model…and I use the word model loosely. We can never be to sure which one of these women is an actual model or not. I didn’t bother looking into her background, maybe she is top tier, high paid, working for Victoria’s Secret already and this is just how they increase her profile and get her noticed as smut for people to masturbate to….so that when she does get released on their site, people get excited.

Maybe she’s the cam girl sex worker from Warsaw who never was, or who once was, or who is, but she does sideline work doing instagram style shoots to elevate her brand and find better rich dudes to get knocked up or paid by….

Maybe she’s part of a sex ring run by the human traffickers of Poland….eastern Europe is a hub….

Maybe she’s on the mail order male bride kick and this is for that wife catalog they send out to lonely fat losers who have been saving for an imported wife…

Maybe she’s just tits like all tits….wanting to be seen…and using instagram photographers to get them seen.

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2018

10

Oct

Judy Greer Old Lady Nipples of the Day

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Judy Greer got nude for the Jim Carey show KIDDING

She is either Richard Greer’s wife, or daughter, or Pam Greer’s sister…or just some 43 year old who is topless on the Jim Carey show KIDDING, where he plays a tormented children’s show host, and she plays his asshole wife….who fucks her co-workers and uses his children’s show money to buy herself Range Rovers…while he’s out there trying to navigate Tara Lipinski and some bitch with cancer’s sexting…

She’s probably better knows as Fatty Magoo on It’s Always Sunny, the Voice of Cheryl Tunt in Archer, Magigie Lang in Ant Man…I’m reciting her WIKIPEDIA here…you can just do it yourself, my focus is more on the tits in the TUB…than the what got her to being paid to show her tits in the tub……that’s my job, the rest is on you.

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2018

10

Oct

Inbar Lavi Nudity of the Day

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Inbar Lavi is an Israeli actress we’re posted before

Inbar Lavi is some older Isreali actress, she’s over 30, which to most men of any age, too old to be someone we want to jerk off to….

Along with killing Palestinians, she’s also killing it in Hollywood….if you consider being on a show called IMPOSTERS and is now on a show called LUCIFER where she plays EVE.

EVE as in the first woman on earth, placed by god, to have sex with her offspring and create the human race, like some backwoods family trying to keep the species alive…

I assume EVE is Jewish, because she was pre-Jesus, when everyone was Jewish, but I am not a Theologian.

I am just a pervert who looks at all women with equal pervert eye…whether they are from Israel, or Palestine, or Africa, or America….doesn’t matter to me, I’m more into just watching their half nakedness as they navigate the hard and complicated world that is trying to be famous…

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2018

10

Oct

Nadine Velazquez Slutty Bikini Shot of the Day

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Nadine Velazquez is at it again ….

I once said: Nadine Velazquez is pushing 40, she knows she’s expiring, and has a few hours left of sex appeal… something that we can assume she used to get an acting career in the first place…it’s a rough world out there for a slut trying to stand out amongst the other sluts…

She’s probably 40 by now, but still out there putting out this half naked content for attention, followers, to express herself like the performer that she is…all to keep the momentum of her career going.

I can’t place this Nadine girl for any of the acting she’s done, I am bad at recognizing celebrities, I just assume she’s fighting for the same hispanic roles, in a inclusive Hollywood, so that they won’t hire a Puerto Rican to play a Mexican or Vice Versa, and they won’t hire a white dude who puts on a hispanic accent to play a general hispanic person – like they did in the past…that’s racist…

So people need the Hispanic they are familiar with and what better way to familiarize us than with slutty selfies…

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2018

10

Oct

Shantel VanSanten Nude in the Bathtub for Instagram of the day

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Shantel VanSanten has BEEN slutty…but that’s not saying much, we live in a world where women, who only 100 years ago weren’t allowed to vote, possibly for a reason, have now been giving phones and computers and jobs and money and the ability to earn and work freely, taking them out of their kitchen and homemaker role, even though being a homemaker is a great and rewarding job, raising a family is the real life purpose, but capitalism has destracted people from that, except maybe the instagram sluts like Shantel VanSanten, who realize if they get enough followers, they’ll never need to work like women of the last decades trying to prove themselves, they cna just find a rich daddy to care for them, so their irrational brains start snapping off nudes for social media since it’s trendy and gets them followers and rich boyfriends and we all get to benefit from it…like the winners we clearly aren’t…

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2018

10

Oct

Toni Collette Nude of the Day

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Ever since Trans America, the story of a trans mom going on a road trip with her gay sun across America…you’ve wanted to see Toni Collette nude…haven’t you…oh maybe that was someone else….who was a woman playing a man dressed like a woman, instead of just casting a real trans..how dare you America…how dare you Hollywood…hiring a woman to play a trans man…so inconsiderate when there are trans people everywhere, mainly in porno, ready to act….

That said, this Toni Collette is from United States of Tara….these tits are from her new show you probably don’t watch…she’s 45, making this tits vintage, old, as expired as Bruce Willis was in the Sixth Sense…but tits get hits.

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