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Bulldog Faced Salma Hayek’s Got Old Lady Tits of the Day

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Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow Cultural Appropriation of the Day

2018

Aug

Alana Champion Nipple of the DAy

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Alana Champion is apparently Lily Rose Depp’s BFF, they are always together, look the same, and I assume this one is 18….because they all look fucking young to a pervert like me….and I can’t tell what I am dealing with…not to mention even 30 year olds look 18 to me…and with the pornification of society, where everyone is just gangbanging away from the age of 4, it’s impossible to really understand what’s going on….the sexualization of the American women all while the de-masculization of the American happens….it’s like sexualize the women who sexualize themselves but you can’t cuz your dick is now your front hole as gender is an obscure construct and you wear dresses.

She’s an IMG model, probably a rich kid, hot and her nipples are out.

That’s it.

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2018

Aug

Butt Implants in Miami and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Thieves

Fight in the Train

Mexico….

Street Fight in Bangalore

Woman Wants to Get Run Over for Cash Payout

Night Club Fight….

Backyard Wrestling

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2018

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of my night was walking through a rich white neighborhood and seeing some straight from the caribbean dude smoking a blunt in the park – speaking on his phone in some aggressive patois, making me think “I wonder what he’s up to”….you know systematic racism and shit….only to see a chubby white girl, likely a rich girl, run up to him with a light skinned baby girl that you know they had together….and as she screamed in some Jappy spoiled white girl up talk about how tired she was and how they need to drop their kid off with the nanny I realized that my friend the blunt smoker – knocked up the spoiled white rich girl when she was on vacation and has been imported to Canada to live the life…because not all K-Feds need to find popstars..there are lonely desperate rich girls who want to lock in a man partner everywhere!

I just wonder how long it will take before he kills her or escapes her prison…that is worse than actual prison…only TIME will tell.

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2018

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Asking a chick at Costco if she can fit into the freezer because you have big plans for the NIGHT and you want to make sure you can properly pull them off…didn’t work the first time…

But I have been trying it consistently over each and every costco trip and finally, it didn’t work a second through twentieth time….and guess what…security hates me.

What kind of membership club is this…not the kind of membership club I want to be paying to be a part of if you can’t go there with some good old fashioned abducting women humor…..plus why is everyone clothed, why would I pay to be a member at a place where the bitches where clothing it makes no sense…

It’s like how watching people doing bootcamp in the park a little too intensely when those people are girls in spandex never bothers me, but seems to always bother the people I’m watching…..then why are you basically LICKING YOUR FRONTHOLE HALF NAKED WHILE I WATCH YOU PERVERT BITCH…

It’s like daling with a meth addict on some work program doing some community service job at the government funded thrift store totally out of their element of sucking dick for crack…which they used to o when putting that toothlessness to good use…making for terrible customer service….angry and toothless only works with a dick it its mouth…

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People are Smoking Scorpions to Get High
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Healthline Uses the Term FRONT HOLE instead of Vagina to be Gender Inclusive.
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Faggot and his Slinky Tricks
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Asia Argento is Blaming Bourdain….
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Schools in the UK are Ditching Analog Clocks Cuz Kids Can’t Read Them
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Michael Shannon Refuses to Play Donald Trump
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Cam Girl Possessed when she Busts Nut…
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Old School Magazine Game – Spot the Differences…Featurng a Babe.
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Brooke Wright is Some Other Chick Getting Naked
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2018

Aug

Shauna Sexton Taking Advantage of the Hype of the Day

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Shauna Sexton is a sugar daddy’s worst nightmare. The kind of sugar baby who doesn’t play it cool at all, but who instead screams at the top of her lungs, on her social media feed, wherever that she’s fucking a rich and famous dude, so that the people fucking know who she is…besides the johns she turns tricks for….

So this weekend she came out as the new Ben Affleck hooker, who doesn’t mind fucking 60 year olds cuz they are Ben Affleck….and now all of a sudden the Playboy Trash I posted TOPLESS YESTERDAY TO SHOW YOU HER DEAL…is out doing shoots on the street for the paparazzi to really drive her whoring home….

It’s pretty fucking bold, but nice to see that she’s not that hot, to give other whores out there hope that their nakedness will get them an A-Lister too old and burnt out to realize what’s going on….willing to pay for their pussy…and continue to pay for their pussy after the world sees her bragging about him paying for her pussy.

Shameless maybe, making the most of an opportunity, LA is a difficult place to navigate, so much rich dude willing to pay for your pussy, not enough time, but I prefer this straight up let the world know what you’re about to a girl playing it cool…and pretending this isn’t the biggest move of her life….in a “maybe he’ll marry me” tactic a lot of them play and end up getting nothing out of….because dude has a vastectomy or only cums in their whore asses.

Who knows…or cares….I just think Ben Affleck can do better.

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2018

Aug

Phoebe Price Nipples Slip of the Day

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Some would say Phoebe Price is a legend…and by some I mean some…because most people don’t actually know she exists or is a thing…and that’s really unfortunate because I am in the “some” who consider her a legend….

She media manipulated using the paparazzi as her strategy in an era before social media, where you had to physically be where the people who were taking the content that they decided was relevant…

She got published in all kinds of magazines, tabloids, for nothing more than showing up places on days the celebs didn’t show up, and the paparazzi were looking for content and she’s been able to build up her own little empire that I don’t think she monetizes, but that doesn’t need to monetize cuz she came from money….

So it’s pure, from her heart, just having a good time getting noticed and getting a kick out of it like some kind of troll…it’s great to see or at least remember some of the innovators who in an era where everyone is a fucking fame whore seeking attention…money…celebrity….put in more effort to get noticed because you had to put more effort in back then….

Shes’ having a casual nip slip in her bikini…as legends do….and I think we should all celebrate that.

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2018

Aug

Nicki Minaj’s Diabetic Ass at the VMA’s of the Day

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Nicki Minaj and her fat as fuck ass, that could be a fake ass, because when she was first cast to play Nicki Minaj after her acting school, she was fat, she just managed to shape that fat to look more like a sex doll you’d expect her to be, rather than the walmart shopper on the motorized scooter she was supposed to be…..

It’s an ass that is probably shaped and scuplted to look like this, I mean girl’s not bringing something like this out when it’s all deflated and looking like an ass that size should look…..it, and the rest of her, is injected as fuck.

But the good thing about these injections and Lipo – the quick fixes for vanity is that the organs inside her are still rotting to fucking hell…and with that we know her pancreas is struggling….and eventually her foot will go…and like all Americans she’ll be on a motorized scooter….the way Wall-E predicted it.

Diabetes man…we’ve probably all got it…but this ass screams it.

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2018

Aug

Perrie Edwards Spread Legs in a Thong of the Day

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The last time I did a post on Perrie Edwards, I think she was topless. I had to remove the pictures from the site because of laywers and such getting angry at me, but the post actually went viral in an era where I thought viral didn’t happen unless brands were paying for it to happen.

It basically went down like this. I posted it. The story got pushed to my twitter because that’s all I use twitter for. It’s automated, you know, low effort. And I guess a Lil Mix fan, a band I didn’t know exist, like Lil XAN cuz I’m old….and not from the UK….went nuts and next thing you know I am getting tweeted at from every angle, being told off by her fans you didn’t know exist. They were mad.

I guess she matters and so does her spreading in a thong.

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2018

Aug

Rebecca Gayheart Pussy Print of the Day

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It’s nice that the world collectively protests nonsense, like the division of the country, from the Trump Supporters and the Non Trump Supporters who think Trump Supporters are racists….

While murderers like Rebecca Gayheart get to go to the fucking beach and prance around like one of her sex tape videos that Gawker released of her and Eric Dane doing a threesome in a bathtub….

They get to walk around freely, while the poor kid she ran over when on her cellular phone and not paying attention is 6 feet fucking under…

And no one is out there stoning her or trying to bring her down…if anything they are sucking up to her cuz she’s Rebecca Gayheart and has likely done movies and TVs why else would she be in the paparazzi in a bikini..

That said, Murderer Rebecca Gayheart’s ex husband has done a major upgrade, I bet his new girlfriend hasn’t KILLED anyone except in some tribal gang related shit…maybe with some bad crack or something…

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2018

Aug

Gwen Stefani Pussy Flash of the Day

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Gwen Stefani wants the world to know that she doesn’t have a dick, despite popular belief back when she was in No Doubt and was built like a tank.

This is probably Blake Shelton’s initiative because he doesn’t want people thinking that he’s a fucking queer, on some Broke Back Mountain shit, and that he’s more the kind of guy who pulls queers behind his truck after chaining them to it…It’s a Southern thing, I’ve seen Boys Don’t Cry, I get it.

I don’t know if you can actually see her 45 year old mom puss, but it’d be a magical thing if you could, seeing as you never have before, and what better way to celebrate her transition…

Don’t Speak….I know what you’re thinking….shut the fuck up.

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