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Camila Cabello Gets Slutty in Selfies of the Day

Charli XCX Tits and No Pants with Some Cake and Latch-On Friends of the Day

Christina Aguilera Big Old Lady Tits of the Day

TikTok Star Addison Rae and her Friends Wear Short Shorts to Charli XCX’s Birthday of the Day

The Paparazi Don’t Get a Shot of Elizabeth Olsen’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

2018

Aug

Angela Simmons Does the Pussy Dance of the Day

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Just cuz Angela Simmons barely exists. I mean she’s Russell Simmon’s niece and I guess Run from Run DMCs daughter, which is enough touch points to matter in a world obsessed with pop culture and celebrity….cuz they like rich people…who sing songs that they either grew up on…or remember because it’s some of the most commercial rap music to ever happen….

Speaking of Touch Points. Who’s the latest girl Russell Simmons has done some trantric Yoga poses up inside without her consent? Because with all that stupid money from the 80s that helps this Angela be an instagrammer doing a pussy dance…comes an entitlement knowing that pussy is readily available to experience that rich life and with that comes the ability to do whatever you want to them, at least you could, and get away with it, until you dump them and move on and they make a thing about it, thanks to not getting what they want out of him anymore…a series of using each other gone bad….

Which has nothing to do with Angela Simmons, unless of course uncle Russell was one of those kinds of uncles…and you never know…rich people are fucking crazy.

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2018

Aug

Meg Ryan Bikini of the Day

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Meg Ryan or some other Melanie Griffith looking, old as fuck Hollywood starlet that people thought was hot, and that was cast in all the romantic comedies that came out before she turned 100 fucking years old, is in some bikini top and some shorts looking good enough to look at, even if you weren’t into Meg Ryan when she was winning at life, while everyone thought she was so cute, when Tom Hanks was Sleepless in Seattle over her, when…I don’t know what else she was in…but it was a lot of fucking things….only to be forgotton…but nothing like a bikini top to be never forgotten…

Not that any of this matters, it’s just a BONERFEST for all of us….if this is what a bonerfest looks like….which is kind of depressing…but thanks to face injections on these old bitches and some pilates and yoga sessions…thanks to being rich…they all manage to have the face of a busted up pornstar…making these menopause almost the way menopause should be seen…sexy cuz you can cum in them and they don’t get pregnant…

YOU KNOW…I KNOW…WE KNOW.

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2018

Aug

Irina Shayk Bikini of the Day

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I am like most of you, who lives in the past, I mean I have a fucking blog, who has a fucking blog, no one has fucking blogs, not even teen girls have blogs, there’s this thing called social media that allows people to blog without having to run a website of their own to drive traffic to it, which is old school…when you can just give this dude with aspergers all your content to make billions off of…cuz you’re lazy.

That said, these Irina Shayk pics, since I live in the past, are ones I posted yesterday but figure, since I live in the past, and yesterday was the past, experience this with me….

Together…

We can not accomplish anything thanks to being debilitated by our ghosts of our past haunting us….

While this girl, accomplishes everything, thanks to having no soul and a vagina rich men like to fuck….

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2018

Aug

Lily Rose Depp Cankles of the Day

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I’ve been supportive of Lily Rose Depp and her spoiled brat rich kid, entitled as fuck, trying to make a name for herself living in one of her dad’s LA homes, even though the world is her Oyster, they have houses everywhere, yet LA is where she decides to settle…I mean she’s got a Euro Passport and could be in France or Spain or Greece or Italy, but why do that…when you can be amongst all the fame whores and paparazzi trying to perpetuate some bullshit storyline that is pop culture….

I’ve been to LA, and it’s some Disney Land plastic garbage that takes 1.5 hours to get anywhere, one giant concrete strip mall, with no fucking appeal unless you’re at the beach…while NONE of these people are at the beach..they are in the asshole that is Hollywood….

That said, in unrelated news, since the inception of Lily Rose Depp, coming out on her own to show the world she exists…I have noticed one thing about her…one thing I’ve ignored, despite typically being a bully who focuses on all the flaws of these flawed humans we celebrate for no reason other than marketing….

That flaw is the worst Flaw of all…one you can’t get face injections to fix….it’s a structural thing…

That flaw is Cankles….

This bitch has cankles…and I’ve seen them from day one, noticed them, ignore them..but like anyone who’s fucked a bitch with cankles know…you can’t ignore that shit forever…eventually it haunts you…

I am haunted by them…

The cute Johnny Depp daughter…is now just one big cankle to me…

Tragedy has struck, not in a mass shooting, not in a mass outbreak of disease…but in one potentially hot rich girl’s lower leg….let’s mourn that shit…candle light vigil that shit….

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This is her anguished in sadness because she’s dealing with cankles…and bitch knows…there is nothing you can do, but luckily…you’re rich…

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MORE CANKLES

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2018

Aug

Rachel Bilson Inception Tits of the Day

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Here’s some Rachel Bilson, who hasn’t been interested since the 1990s show the OC….but who was abducted by a Canadian actor, who was barely an actor, but got the role of young Luke Skywalker, solidifying his place in the world, where he kept her in a cage like his prized hen or stag back on his Ontario farm, that he got to knock up and breed with before she decided to escape 10 years later, hoping back on the scene tits out…too little too late…but we’ll always remember Summer before she was a mom aged girl with mom tits…just not very well..it wasn’t that memorable of a show really.

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2018

Aug

Ruby Rose as Bat Trans Woman of the Day

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I don’t understand dudes who are all hyped on Ruby Rose, I actually never met dudes hyped on Ruby Rose, but if I did, it would be safe to say they are faggots, or lesbians, as we aren’t supposed to be coded to be turned on by a female Bieber with dark hair and tattoos, it’s weird.

The only people I think that like Ruby Rose, are the people who control the media, liberal women, and those liberal women like her because she looks like a dude and allows them to feel more open with their sexuality because they can say they had lesbian feelings once when imagining frenching Ruby Rose after a marathon on Netflix with one too many glasses of Rose.

I have been consistent in my messaging. If you look at Ruby Rose objectively, not with dick in hand while jerking off a few years back when you were into tattooed women back when it was a trend, but is no longer a trend, sorry tattooed women you’re stuck being off trend….

She’s a fucking boy and you’re a pedo.

That said, Hollywood is repetitive, they try to leverage hype to promote garbage and are using her as their new Batwoman in crap that will be popular, because you’re all a bunch of Queers into comic books…

Here she is at some event looking like Celine Dion….

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Her official status celebrating being “bat woman”

This is something I would have died to have seen on TV when I was a young member of the LGBT community who never felt represented on tv and felt alone and different.
Thank you everyone. Thank you god.

Shut the fuck up bro.

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2018

Aug

Selma Blair Bikini of the Day

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Yo, Selma Blair, that’s where you went 10 years ago when everyone forgot you…off somewhere in a bikini…like a Castaway on some Swiss Family Robinson shipwrecked shit, only intentional because the heat in the Hollywood Kitchen was too hot to handle…but you’ve washed up ashore thanks to a little raft you made from twigs, shells and your vaginal mucus that strangely got thicker and thicker each year out there without the proper hygiene tools needed to clean up after fucking yourself with a piece of coral one night after getting drunk on your fermented coconut meat….Pirate Shit…

I don’t know where I am going with this, but girl’s been invisible, and now she’s found, and it’d be a celebration, if she wasn’t 50.

Old as fuck.

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2018

Aug

Russian Subway Sex and Other Videos of the Day

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2 Guys Busting Hooking Up in the Bathroom in Colombia

Black Woman Asking White Kids if they have Permit

Iphone Exploding

747 Supertanker Dropping Fire Retardant on the Fire

Topless Woman Coming Out of a Car Window

Sex in the Bush – Throwback

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2018

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Everyone is so mad at each other. It’s this black and white, liberal vs republican, like some black and white comic book or hollywood storyline, where America must be one thing or the other thing, and can’t be some of both things, you have to be a Trump hater or Supporter, you can’t acknowledge good he’s done, you have to stand up like his right hand man and scream how good he IS on all fronts, or you have to hate him and think he’s a muppet…

Facebook is ALL fucking Trump love or Trump Hate all fucking day…which makes me think we’ve forgotten what’s important…and that is accepting that you have no real say in anything that goes on in the government, they are manipulating you and taking your money, and you should instead focus on tits.

Because as much as we live in an era where everyone is a social media justice warrior for either their social justice, or against social justice…but don’t actually do anything about it but update Statuses…we live in an era where every girl has a phone with a camera and an innate need to be slutty….and slutty is socially accepted…no social pressure to be the girl with big tits in High School strapping down her tits anymore…last night I went to the grocery store and saw 4 cameltoes, 8 ass cheeks, 10 hard nipples on a braless chick, and there were only 2 people in the fucking place.

What I am saying is the real clickbait shouldn’t be a dude eating steak on Fox News….

It should be the coffee shop girl taking mirror selfies where you can see the shading of her anus.

Get it together people.

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How are Brad Pitt and Angelina Fighting Over Money
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Dog Wakes Family Up with a Knife…
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Hot Nude Photos of the Day
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Never Waste Diamonds on a Ho…..
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Chipotle Making More Ass Explodes Than
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Seth Rogan Apologizes for Accidental Racism
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Josephine Skriver Pimping Lingerie
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2018

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Is it too big for your little hands always sounds creepy when talking to a girl….but not as creepy as offering some party girl hipster 100 dollars to sniff a random bike seat outside the club when you’re all drunk only to realize you can’t fuck with random hipster girls anymore as the are all collectively on some mission to bring down all men, TRUMP, even from Canada because they are empowered and they prove it by not wearing panties in short skirts so that the world can see their fucking WOMB…woman power, gender equality, genderless, weirdness…

They get mad when you do.

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Hailey Baldwin and Bieber Crying Like the Unstable Jesus Freaks they Are
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Brazilian Bum Bum Contestants
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Judge Orders Suspect’s Mouth Taped Shut
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Love and Hip Hop Nipple Slip that Don’t Matter cuz these Girls are Ratchet Whores
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Barbara Opsomer TOPLESS
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Tom Hardy – Hates Acting But Still Acts
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Chipotle – RAPING MORE ASS THAN WEINSTEIN
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Sophie Turner – Nipple Ring
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Overtaking of the Day
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Tire BlowOut Takes Out Windshield
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The World is So Gay – As Bravo Changes the Name of their Show From “Real Men Watch Bravo” to “Play By Play” because Gender is a Vague concept genitals don’t dictate or some shit
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Fit Greek Ass…
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Instagram Girl of the Day
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White Shark Surprise..
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69 a Good Age to Have Babies – and Put Gerbils in your Ass
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Massive Explosion in Italy
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Terrifying Bird Hatchlings – Watch with Volume On
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Cop Falls Off Confiscated Dirt Bike
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This Sleep Spray Fucking Works
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This Device Gets you HIGH AS FUCK
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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Rachel McCord See Through and Wet….
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Ashley Tisdale – Doggy Style Bikini
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Megan Fox at the Airport Looking Like a Scout Leader
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Sarah Hyland Cleavage
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Caity Lotz in Slutty Pants
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Chloe Grace Mortz
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Constance Wu in a Dress
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Emma Dumont Hot Tits
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Gemma Atkinson Whoever The Fuck That Is – Bikini
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TITS OUT FISTS OUT
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Nude Photography of the Day – You Fucking Pervert
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Here’s Some All Nude Celebs
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Dutch Girl on her Cam Show
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Big Tit Asian Gets Caught
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Sarah McDonald’s Awesome Tits
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Hot Tits, Hot Bush
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Legs Spread Fucking Wide
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Big Tits and a Bicycle
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Beaking in and Cock Sucking
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