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Jutta Leerdam in a Bikini on a Boat of the Day

Golfer Paige Spiranac’s Big Titty Golf Porn of the Day

Bulldog Faced Salma Hayek’s Got Old Lady Tits of the Day

Anastasiia Mitina is the Instagram Of The Day

Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow Cultural Appropriation of the Day

2018

Aug

Kaili Thorne Erotica of the Day

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Kaili Thorne who may not be a Thorne, which I guess in this day and age of people having no fucking taste, is considered a good thing, you know being able to attach yourself to the empire that is Bella Thorne….so milk that shit from every angle you can.

This one is the older sister, the half sister, I don’t know their family history or really care. I just know that Bella Thorne’s dad killed himself because she was fucking annoying, that voice, he knew he unleashed like some kind of demon on society…and I know her step dad fucked around with her, because she used that as an angle in her reclaiming her slutty….and I know her mom is an aggressive stage parent with a dream that I guess happened despite having no relationship with her daughter…she’s watching from the sidelines all slutty and old…proud of raising proper sluts who can monetize without being an official sex worker…

Point being…..Kaili Thorne was doing low level nudity when Bella was some 16 year old Disney Kid being lame as fuck, before the low level nudity thing because a necessity…so in a lot of ways this one helped pave the way for that one…so for that she should be taken out back and shot…but jerk off to her first.

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2018

Aug

Michelle Rodriguez Bikini of the Day

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Michelle Rodriguez was never hot to me, she always seemed like a dude to me, I always questioned dudes attracted to strong women, not emotionally strong women, that doesn’t exist, but physically strong, no-neck looking bitches who work as action stars, or who play cops you wouldn’t want to fuck, in the movies…when they aren’t out there being dykes with models.

However, it seems like she’s got back to being straight, has stopped working out, and is now looking more like a woman than ever, which is the opposite of what happens to typical women who age….they all turn man-like with that estrogen shit…but I guess when you’re built like a dude, the older you get, the less juice your balls produce, and you can finally be the Bruce Jenner you want to be…..

So here’s a womanly famous Michelle Rodriguez in a bikini for the perverts…you perverts.

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2018

Aug

Mile High Has All You Need for a Good Time of the Day

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I am not into the whole smoking thing, I haven’t smoked weed since I accidentally smoked PCP in the 90s and had a freak out, like a college girl who drank too much sambuca, shit becomes toxic to you by affiliation to that bad experience and making it never my thing, but it seems like the only people who can tolerate me in person are stoned…so I am around it a lot and I feel like a drunk but honorary stoner…who knows all the tools needed to get right fucking high.

Not to mention, with weed being legalized in Canada, I must follow the direction of the government and get into the weed thing, as they try to control a plant, by making it federally legal, for the entire country to give them more of our money by taxing something you can all grow in your backyard…you know since it’s the gateway drug.

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2018

Aug

Girl Gets her Breasts Rubbed in Public and Other Videos of the Day

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Teen Gets Pushed Off a 60 Foot Bridge By Her Jealous friend

Husband Gets Busted Cheating

Couple Interrupted

Naked Man Being chased by Cops

Masturbating Man of the Day

Man Beats Up Waitress

Bus Driver Doesn’t Like Getting Spit On

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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We live in a world where Kylie Jenner turns 21 – despite looking 45…and unfortunately not a actually 45…because she’s got so many more years to live…which is too bad…

More importantly…we live in a world where people are going to great extremes to get off, you know like adrenaline junkies, fucking in public, masturbating in public, and not just pervert dudes like you’d expect, but hot chicks streaming that shit for tokens on a cam site to pay their rent, so they don’t need a job.

Yet…I have still never accidentally walked in on one of these people, or video shoots, producing this kind of content…forcing me to either think I can only find it on porn sites, or that it’s fake news, all lies, movie magic done on green screen…

Because it’s everywhere on the internet – but no where when I’m in the mood to see it at the Starbucks, the park, pretty much anywhere I can….

The internet is LIES giving me Unrealistic expectations out of people….leaving me DISAPPOINTED and this is probably why people are medicating and killing themselves…

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Kim Kardashian is So Plastic Nothing on her Body Moves When She Trampolines in a Bikini
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Amanda Bynes Still Being held Captive
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Girl Feeding Gator is Mental – You’re All Nuts
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Motorcycle Accident of the Day
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Elsa Hosk – Hot in a Bikini
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The Next 007
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2018

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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The problem with society is that everyone is so uptight, while being so loose, all at the same time, making it very hard to navigate the waters….

I remember the days of cat calling, date rape when it was just called bad sex you regret, and all the other good times we used to have.

I also remember waking up in the morning with a girl in my bed, hard because I still had testosterone, so I’d stick it in her ass, or go shove it in her face, the way GOD intended it….but now when I wake up in the park, after passing out drunk, in diabetic shock or whatever, thanks to Apnea…the last thing I can do is shove my erection in a girl tanning near by’s face…it’s like we don’t even have our freedom to be men anymore.

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Leo’s Girlfriend’s Big Tits in Bikini
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Margot Kidder Killed Herself
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Rolling Pill Lab Busted Getting Stuck
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Gigi Hadid – Boring Bullshit for Love Magazine
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Barbara Opsomer and her Belgian Singer and her TIts
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Beast Girls Lifts a Couple of Rocks
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Repeat – Man Eats Steak in front of Feminist Idiot
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Jesus Freak Baldwin and Bieber are the Same Person
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Blanca Blanco and her Nipples
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Wasted Girl Can Only Walk Backwards
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AMber Heard – Nipples
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Leighton Meester – Old as Fuck
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Beach Scene of the Day
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Nick Carter May Go Down for Rape
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Demi Lovato Cancelled the Rest of her Tour
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Cher is Releasing a New Album for you to jerk Off To
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Cows Corral a Suspect
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Boys VS Girls on a Board Race – White People….
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Girl Feeds a Gator
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Bieber Explains why he was Crying
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Matt Lauer’s Porno Lair Sells.
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Ant Stealing a Diamond
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Khloe Kardashian Fucked up Lips
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Young GIrl in Shorts for you Perverts
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Brazilian Asses
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People are Hard for Constance Wu
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Martha Hunt Walking Dog Looking Hot
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Iggy Azalea Bikini Pig
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Leighton Meester at an Event – Old as Fuck
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Charli XCX Performing like a Whore
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Nina Dobrev Romanian Legs
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Ariel Winter in Fitness Gear
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J.lo Dressed Slutty
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Kelly Rowland – Cleavage
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Taylor Swift – in Concert
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Ashley James Big Cleavage
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Jennifer Lawrence Tits in Love
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Katehrine McNamara Ginger
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Girl with 4 Nips
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This Sex Addict and her Shaming Tattoos is Hilarious
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Hilarious Amateur Found with a Hanger in her Cunt
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Girl Gets Oiled Up in Kitchen….
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Sluts Fuck at Bush Gardens – I think this is some Sex Offender Shit
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Naked Pussy and a Treee
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The Playmate Named Reva Got Tits
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Girl with Monster Tits – Stripping
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2018

Aug

Salma Hayek Tits on Vacation of the Day

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Salma Hayek is old but so am I, so with that I can still point and laugh at discriminate, but at the same time I can still appreciate a set of monster tits.

You see, when I was a young pervert, I would think that life after 30 made a girl obsolete, dead like her sex appeal, and back then…it was long ago…life expectancy was only 40 so I wasn’t that far off from the truth…but as things have evolved….more and more women have been taking care of themselves and by the age of 20 I realized there can be 50 year olds, even 60 year olds I would fuck cuz they still look good. It was few and far between, as most women just got lazy and gave up…but it happened…and now with social media, all these people are forced to stay fit and looking good, their feeds rely on it, so so many more 40 – 60 year old women are poppping up that are worth a fuck…even if as a concept it’s disgusting….

So…what I am saying Salma Hayek….felt old even when she was younger than me starting up at this…I’ve just always viewed her as a hot older lady…and that’s not just my Mexican pride, seeing as I am half Mexican… I just support all she does like the sturdy bikini top she’s wearing cuz her monster tits are still monster tits…and I will forever love them for that.

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2018

Aug

Thoughtcloud CBD, Your Friendly Visitor Just Trying to Make You Feel Good of the Day

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Founded in 2017 by Leo Pena a formulator, and holistic medical practitioner, Thoughtcloud CBD is the purest source for CBD. It is all-natural, lab-tested, organic CBD oil for your overall health and wellbeing.

CBD is scrutinized over the medical / pharma industry, called Snake Oil by some, But I use it and people I know use it, all for various things, from pain to anxiety and it works for me.

I’d rather use something natural, from a plant, than some chemical bullshit. Not to mention, the fact that the government can outlaw a plant, and try to control people from smoking it, or using it for productive things, like HEMP STRAWS, especially when that plant has proven medicinal benefits, makes no sense to me. It’s fucking criminal. Some political shit gone wrong in the LAND OF THE FREE as long as you don’t ingest what you grow in your garden – but instead buy it from some supplier.

Enough of my rant, just watch this video that the good people at ThoughtCloud put together because it is funny…even though it may offend girls on instagram by reminding them of some of their photoshoots with perverts……

Trigger warning, there is an uninvited man spiking a drink to make a girl feel good…

Something that I understand as a concept or joke, but the uptight world may go crazy on. Don’t. You gang of pussies…

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2018

Aug

Jaime King Topless of the Day

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Jaime King is allowed to be topless on Instagram – unlike people like me – who post topless pics of girls on instagram and get deleted – because she’s famous, apparently, or has famous friends….thanks to being a model when she was 19, addicted to heroin but not overdosing and dying like her boyfriend at the time, but instead aging 25 years and still posting titty pics – cuz it’s her art or some shit….

Her art, that she’s too old to be partaking in, like be a mom, tickle your nipples to keep the breast milk lactating in the privacy of your own home / in the Starbucks and Mall / to offend people who don’t want to see your tits out….cuz they lactation intolerants…don’t tickle your nipples in softcore porno granny.

Point being, I like what is going on here…but I don’t have to agree with it…or support it…or think it’s ok that she can get away with exhibitionism when so many sex workers I know, who don’t have money or rich husbands get deleted fucking up their whole business now that they use IG for sex work, since Backpages got shut down…cu Facebook, despite being publicly traded, is a fucking porno site where you can proposation sluts to fuck for money..or you can pay them 30 dollars a month to watch them finger bang themselves on snapchat like they are Maitland Ward….HYPOCRISY.

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2018

Aug

Halsey Hard Nipples of the Day

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If you don’t think Halsey is worth a fuck, then you a racist, you Proud Boy motherfucker…because if you didn’t realize by her look, her dad is black, she identifies as black, which is why she’s white as fuck making EDM vocals for lame white people music….you know…she’s got flavor…and was an ex drug addict – party slut – before being the super star you see here today…

This is the WHITE-IFICATION of America, where even the black girls are white as fuck, and when trying to relate to her black grand parents, it’s a “sit the fuck down” situation….cuz even they think she’s white…

I can guarantee she has had ZERO racism directed at her EVER…other than people being like “you’re dad is black, oh my god”….which she took as mixed race racism…when really it’s just shock cuz most people with black parents are far cooler than this white dried up dog shit.

Hard nipples though….

Here he is doing her best black girl shuffle

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