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2018

08

Aug

Iggy Azalea Ass Shake Body Shaming Rant of the Day

I want to start this post off by saying that Iggy Azalea just released a new single or a new album and she’s trying to promote it by producing aggressive content.

She was virtually forgotten, since no one gives a fuck about Iggy Azalea, except when she exploits herself for attention.

In the time she wasn’t promoting albums, or songs, she virtually disappeared…I mean I am sure black dudes were still fucking her like the PAWG she is, but the rest of us didn’t have to get exposed to her shit.

So this ass video is basic clickbait that she’s trying to polarize.

I think the angle is that Iggy Azalea trying to prove her ass is real…because good clickbait right.

She’s pretending to be empowered and that she’s tired of people trying to body shame her or booty shame her by calling her ass fake, which I assume is fake, because no ass is shaped like this ever…not because the ass is a good thing, or a magcial looking thing, or that I think she should be celebrated for her ass, but that has given her a career….thanks to black guys loving her ass…

If you read her caption, that she’s set over her thonged ass with a huge tattoo, she’s pretending to be so violated having to violate herself to prove her ass is real…without proving it is real…but showing off that it’s massive…

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2018

08

Aug

Jennifer Lopez Bikini of the Day

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Fat ass Jennifer Lopez also has fat titties….because that’s what happens when you get older and have kids…before menopause hits and girl turns into a man…because if you know any 55+ women…you will know that they are far more man-like than they were at 25….but not this J.Lo because thanks to being a rich egotistical narcissistic star with all kinds of fans…has a team of people, from cooks, to trainers, to cosmetic surgeons, to doctors, hormone therapy, etc….allowing her to keep this bullshit up, because she’s not happy with the pile of money she’s made, she needs more….Typical over-achiever…just polluting our lives because they feel entitled to….while walking around half naked, all casual, in her fitness gear that is pretty slutty…like all the 50 year old stay at home moms I see in the rich neighborhoods doing groceries and grabbing Starbucks after Spin class….

It’s not terrible, it’s good for 50, but I never gave a fuck about J.Lo and her bullshit exploitation of being Puerto Rican to get ahead…while the Puerto Ricans buy into it cuz they give her hope…she is one of them and she knows it…so she markets herself to them. The Loyal Fans…while being so disconnected and Hollywood. Garbage.

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2018

08

Aug

Colostomy Bag Pole Dancer of the Day

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This is my kind of empowering, you know because the world needs more handi-capable things….don’t let your disability, health issue, thing that makes you different that you’d normally be ashamed of get in the way of getting half naked.

This pole dancer named Chloe Wilson, was told by her nurse that she would never wear a bikini, like I was told by my high school teacher that I would never make it, only I lived up to the expectations, or no expectations people had for me, while this Chloe Wilson said fuck it…I’m going to show her that STOMA bags can be hot, that some people even have STOMA bag fetishes, and even if some people find colostomy bags gross, they have to remember that it means no feces getting in the way of ass licking, so that we are all designed for stoma bag erotica…like who cares where the waste product goes…as long as it’s not on my dick…or face…keep it off to the side in a bag…the only weirdness happens when you try to stick your dick in the stoma.

POINT BEING…I am all for empowering women who would normally be too shy to get half naked – getting half naked…because half naked is wonderful…don’t let rashes, skin disorders, etc getting in the fucking way.

She is not this Chloe Wilson….who you can see HERE …but this Chloe Wilson, aspiring social media girl is good.

Posted in:Videos

2018

08

Aug

Madison Beer Fat Cameltoe of the Day

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Madison Beer wants to show you the damage she’s got from being whored out by her mom at a young age on YOUTUBE before being whored out at her own volition to the media and Paparazzi in trying to make that legit career that people are getting from YOUTUBE fame thanks to the general public being fucking idiots who are obsessed with clickbait, memes and young girls showing their tits…

Not that Cameltoe means big pussy, I mean it did with my lunch monitor who had 4 kids back in high school, frontal wedgie is what we called them back then….but when young girls have them….especailly skinny girls…it’s just the pants are tight, the lips are juicy…and showing off the pussy cleavage in style…any girl, thanks to their design can have one of these….and how many fingers or fists you can squeeze into them…doesn’t change how aggressive that cameltoe is…but it’s nice to pretend it’s from being banged out hard….real nice.

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2018

08

Aug

Charli XCX Tits of the Day

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Charli XCX Tits for all you Charli XCX fans…which last I counted was one person…but also for Charli XCX Tit fans…which last I checked is all tit fans because tits are great…they feed life and look good when being cummed on. Something that Charli XCX is well aware of because that is why she exists….know how I know….cuz you can’t name one song she has done….either can I…but I can look at her tits.

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2018

08

Aug

Just a Dude Jerking Off to Random Women and Other Videos of the Day

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Wife with her Tits out VS Handcuffed Husband Romance

Cat on Van

Woman VS Cop

71 Year Old Spat On…

A Neighbor Kills Another Nighbor

White Male Sex Workers for Rich China Women

Vintage Breast Milk Clip Making a Comeback

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

08

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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These straws are out of control….

I see so many memes from stay at home comics making fun of banning straws, while allowing other things, when really who gives a fuck about straws. I am sure I’ve gone over this already, unless you’re Christopher Reeves and need a straw to get around, or you are two years old, you don’t need a fucking straw…but MORE importantly…you don’t need to post fucking MEMES about it. We get it, it’s a crazy law, guns are still legal, syringes for heroin addicts legal, we don’t need YOUR GODDAMN memes….you are the reason for fake news and why people don’t read anymore…HEADLINES…PHOTOS CAPTIONS…

Wanna know what else is out of control…me when people try to fuck with my dog…like last night an old lady eating a popsicle asked me to keep my dog at a distance from her, so I said “If you don’t like dogs, stay in your fucking house…and she told me to fuck off..so I told her to put herself to use and fuck herself with it….to which EVERYONE in the area looked at me and judged me and saw me for what I am….the man who tells old ladies to fuck themselves with popsicles….even though she was the cunt.

More proof that thee world is nuts…

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Puppy Thief…
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20% Off CBD – USE CODE STEPFATHER ON CHECKOUT – IT WORKS
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Gigi Hadid – Sports Bra Whore
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Richard Gere Knocked Up Some Hot Spanish Pussy
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Orca Having Fun with a Boat
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Amusement Park Ride Fail
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Marrying Mel B is Lucrative…
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8 Year Old Dies After Eating his Dad’s Meth…
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Brad Pitt Paying Angelina Too Much Money – Even Though She’s Rich
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Ozzy Man Reviews Animals Helping Each Other
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Golden Bridge in Vietnam is Pretty Amazing
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Kathleen Turner on Hollywood
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J.Lo in a Titty Shirt…
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15 Dollar Sleep Spray
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DAB YOUR WAY TO THE FUTURE POTHEAD – SMOKE UP…
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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2018

07

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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The fashions of the youth, that the older women pretending to still be youths, cuz they surf the instagram and want to stay trendy, is so ridiculous to see in person…except when the outfit in question is one that celebrates the monster tits….you know…tits so far out the girl with the tits, showing off the tits, is uncomfortable to walk with the tits, cuz of the bounce of the tits, despite being the ones to wear that outfit in the first place, for trend and style, to fit in….social media..

I have been deleted off every social media platform …. and I’m hardly a porn site… banned from all the mainstream ad servers that would have MADE me rich in the 2004-2010 era of GOOGLE ads….MILLIONS LOST cuz of oppressive internet companies…so I’m bitter about social media making people rich…

But I’m not bitter about social media making people show off their tits….

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20% Off CBD – USE CODE STEPFATHER ON CHECKOUT – IT WORKS
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Pink Canceled Shows for a Gastric Issue – But Is Seen ont he Beach
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Shit is Being Smeared All Over the Vegas Strip
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Slutty Miss Britain in a Bikini
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Johnny Manziel Doing Montreal Proud Throwing 4 Inertceptions and Losing the Game 50 – 11
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Rachel McCord See Through Bathing Suit
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Asian Girls.
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Hydroplaning Volkswagen
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Wild Fires Caused by God Punishing the Gays
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Kelly Rohrbach Rinsing Pussy
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Is Their Life on Other Planets – 1962
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Julianne Hough – in Underwear
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Lily Rose Depp – Mud Wrestle – Again – Starting to get Boring…
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Isle of Man Reaction Shot…
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Creepy CLOUD COMING TO GET YOU WITH SOME CHICK Steph Barlkey
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Johnny Depp’s Notorious B.I.G Movie on Hold Cuz He’s Broke and drunk and an addict
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Ana Braga Nipples
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Do You Call the Electrician or Plumber?
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Female Teacher who Sucked a 14 Year Old’s Dick – Skips Jailtime and Still Keeps her Teaching License?
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Bike Rider – Death Wish
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Van VS Beach
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Venezualian President – Survives
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Too Bad Kourtney Kardashian’s Boyfriend Didn’t Murder Her
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Explosion of the Day
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The Woman Who Paid for Keith Urban’s Snacks
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15 Dollar Sleep Spray
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This Device Makes Smoking Easier…
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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From the Forum

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Ashley Tisdale – Doggy Style Bikini
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Ruby Rose Still Exists..and She’s Gross
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Oliva Culpo Hilarious Cleavage
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Lili Hernandez Awesome Tits
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Legit Whore in a White Bikini
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Cassie Scerbo – Cleavage
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Britney Hot in Concert
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Uma Thurman – Big
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Jennifer Aniston – OLD
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Ling Bing Bing
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Kristen Bell in a Sundress
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Random TUmblr Porn of the Day – By Me – Everyday – Cuz I’m a Pervert
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Pussy Destroyer of the Day
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Creamy Ass Girl
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Naked and Drunk Russian Couple
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Huge Tits Getting BReakfast
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Lena Paul Big Tits
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Aggressive DILDO of the dAy
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This is weird as fuck
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Amateur Meat of the Day Named LKSFRB – I don’t think it’s her real name…But her tits are big…
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Sheer Top of the Day
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Babe with tits in a Corset
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2018

07

Aug

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

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Here are some pics of Lily Rose heading to her Wrestling training session with her nipples out, because every rich as fuck Euro/American who lives in a series of mansions with multiple silver spoons in her mouth, need to train and what I assume is the high end gym to really commit to real deal white trash mud wrestling….CULTURAL APPROPRIATION MOTHERFUCKERS….

I am a fan, even though she’s creepy level of young looking, she’s still legal, still looks good, is still a Depp for those Edward Scissor fans who wonder if he was born with a dick, since he wasn’t born with hands, meaning he could be a she, and jerking off to Eddy doesn’t make you queer, you fucking queer…

Tits out bro….yeah…

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples Tight Shirt Spandex Shorts

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Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2018

07

Aug

Britney Spears is Hot in Fishnets of the Day

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Britney Spears is a fetish on so many levels, the most important being the whole getting away with kidnapping a woman who you can publicly put to work and make millions upon millions with, like the world doesn’t realize she’s even being held captive, cuz they are distracted by the light show….while Basement Baby or the dude the movie ROOM was based on is getting all arrested and shit and all the girls he held captive delivered was some useless inbred babies…

POINT being, if you’re going to kidnap someone do it in front of adorning fans everywhere! You’ll never get caught cuz we too busy jacking off to the costumes.

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