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2018

07

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Life isn’t all about big tits….it’s about all tits…of all sizes…whether they are cancer survivors or freshly implanted…new breasts or old breasts….small breasts that are just nipples or perfect handful breasts…and sloppy breasts that need to be tucked into their fucking elastic waist band pants…

I think people lose sight of this based on visiting my Facebook Page and seeing it all about liberal and democrat American nonsense…combatting the way the government wants you to…giving you “good guy / bad guy” concepts of if they aren’t like me, they must be bad…fighting over bullshit like every plot of every hollywood movie…when none of that matters…your opinions, beliefs and morals don’t matter, and your attempt to micro manage a country and community or save and conserve don’t matter..

What matters, and you are losing sight of this, is tits.

Sure there are tits on instagram to distract us, but that’s just fluffy with no substance…girls feeling empowered trying to get famous the way girls have always got famous but knew back then it was shameless whoring and would JUDGE each other negatively for it..

But TITS are not what everyone is obsessing with…they care about global affairs they don’t have the mental capacity for, abortion, guns, in some kind of scramble…that is annoying and makes me miss a time no one talked about this shit…and instead focused on what was impotant…TITS..

BRING BACK THE TITS…not necessarily on gay marrying trans people who call themselves “They”..but the good old fashioned way….with some beer and a wet t-shirt contest.

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Kate Upton Big Tits in Shitty Lingerie
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Carrie Underwood Offends Dried Up Pussy
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TV is Old People – PROOF
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Sandy Wind Blows Aircraft
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Lily Rose Depp Mud Wrestle
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Soccer Shot Through a Chick’s Leg…
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Buying a Mystery Box off the Dark Web
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SERIOUSLY GET THIS 15 Dollar Sleep Spray
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FEAR NO EXTRACT – The Best Way to Smoke Extracts
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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2018

06

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I find women who tattoo their nipples into the shape of hearts – super fucking weird…and amazingly they still exist at the strip club I went to…which I guess makes sense since it is a tattoo…and the strippers I frequent are outdated..

I find women in Canada during a heat wave dressed slutty like their American counterparts from the south fun…. because they only get to do slutty outdoors in public for strangers a few months a year…so they put real effort into it…tits, cameltoe, ass in tight short shorts smeared all over the place….

I find women dressed slutty in the heat wave, sitting slutty on their bike seats, like fully arched hipped forward like they are doing an insta-pose, when really they are waiting for a light, all clit all up on the seat in tight spandex….what summer in the city is all about…I mean there’s no beach here…so half naked hipster getting off on fixed gear bike seats is the way it’s gotta be and that works fine for me…

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Margot Robbie as Sharon Tate for Tarantino
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Sophie Turner – Hard Nipple – Pierced Tit
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Slut Eats Donut in One Bite Like She’s Ariel Winter
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Chloe Grace Moretz Pasties
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Paris Jackson in Little Boy Shorts Her Dad Raped off a Little Boy
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Murphy Brown Back on TV for the Old Fucks….
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Best News Bloopers of July
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Big Tits
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Two Old Men Escape Senior Home to go to Metal Fest
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Miley Cyrus Sister Dating a Rapper….
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Soccer Mom Tits –
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Wildfires of the Day
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Big Girl Ireland Baldwin Nipples…
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Man Makes Amazing Soccer Shot
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Christine Evangelista
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Carrie Underwood Said She is TOo Old to have Kids…People Get Mad
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The Kardashians Fighting on Twitter is the Worst, Most Obvious Marketing Bullshit written by their Social Media Person fighting with herself….
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Car and Bike Showoff Fails
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Mosquitoes are the Forecast for the Day
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Britney Spears in Lingerie….
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Tisdale Bikini
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Amber Heard Domestically Violated Johnny Depp…
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15 Dollar Sleep Spray
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DAB YOUR WAY TO THE FUTURE POTHEAD – SMOKE UP…
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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Ashley Tisdale – Doggy Style Bikini
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Christie Brinkley and her Retard Daughter Being SLuts
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Roxanne Pallett Hot Bikini
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Pregnant Kate Upton Looks like Regular Kate Upton
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Bella Thorne Ass in Jeans
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Amy Acker Worth a Fuck
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Madison Beer – Crop TOp and Upskirt
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Gutter Bitch You Won’t Believe Girls Still Look Like THis of the Day
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Britney Spears in a Sxy Skirt
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Britney Spears – Hot in Concert
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Maggie Lawson – Worth a Fuck
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Sarah Hyland Making Out with her BF
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Charli XCX in Concert Tits Out
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Memories of a Jenny McCarthy Whore
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Katy Perry – Disgusting
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Vanessa Hudgens in a Dress in LA
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Bonnie Tyler – Masculine But Still Worth a Total Eclipse of a Fuck
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Mila Kunis – Lame as Fuck
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Random TUmblr Porn of the Day – By Me – Everyday – Cuz I’m a Pervert
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Handjob on Some Tits of the Day
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Girl Pissing Off a Balcony…
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Huge Tit Road Rage
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Kenzie Taylor Big Tits in Lingerie
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Hot Amateur Slut Named Mate Bolted on
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Chick in White Getting Naked
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Hot Naked and Oiled Up…her Name is Zova…
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Gemma Big Tits Gets Naked
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African Lesbians…
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Hot Amateur Slut Named Chilli Tiger
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Slutty Fucking Secretaries
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Couple Has Public Pool Sex
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The Horrors of Cam Whoring
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Maitland Ward Dyking Out – Mental
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CLIT RUBBER IS THE BESt KIND OF RUBBER
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Amateur Changing Room Pussy FLash
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2018

06

Aug

Lily Rose Depp Mud Wrestling Dreams of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp Mud Wrestling is a magical experience to those of us who love the simplicity of white trash America. Who remember a time when mud wrestling happened outside your favorite BBQ shack

/ bar. When we were allowed to JELLO wrestle on a Tuesday at the bar for cheap steak and potatos and some draft beer than tasted like the lines hadn’t been cleaned in years…

And who like her outfit…hot…

I remember those days of wet t-shirt contests….mud wrestles…it was all so simple minded then…we like tits, show us them tits. So seeing it done in an ironic way by a super fucking rich girl identifying as part of something she’s so not a part of and has no real understanding of is fine…I get it…it’s just a good time…she can go home to her mansion and whatever…so no harm is really done in this…unless you believe in culturally appropriating white poor people….in which case you best be mad…this is some White Trash Face…like blackface only no one cares…but instead we should focus on how hot she’s lookin’…being trashy.

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2018

06

Aug

Bleona Qereti Pussy Spread of the Day

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Who the hell is Bleona Qereti , they say she is an American pop start but there is nothing more Un-American than that name.

But earlier today I was talking about a girl at the public pool in one of these modern bikini bottoms that are skimpy as fuck, and that I saw labia in person, which is rare cuz like you I am a pathetic person who only sees labia on computer screen thanks to my wife being so fat her labia are 6 inches deep and require a scavenger hunt no one should ever take to get to…

The girl I saw, I assume had no idea her clit was out and wasn’t out there trying to prevent clit tan lines….but it is safe to say this BELONA QERETI is doing for the PAPARAZZI…pretending she doesn’t want clit tan lines because with a name like BLEONA QERETI you know she’s out there doing all she can to get seen, noticed….by her hired paparrazzi who need clickbait and havne’t figured out there are 1 million girls on social media who are better looking and more whoring who could use the paparazzi covereage BELONA and her sandwich meat name is getting.

This is a great case of someone looking nothing like they do on Instagram..

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2018

06

Aug

Lily Mo Sheen Simulated 3 Sum of the Day

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Lily Mo Sheen is one of the children of famous people you want to fuck named LILY….

And she is doing what all the kids on the social media feed are doing, thanks to being raised on porno, and gang bangs are seen as normal and appropriate dinner table talk….cuz the normaliztion of porn…has lead to some pretty epic content produced by people who ten years ago would not be naked or half naked are spread and producing slutty content…tit grabbed….

Naughty fucking rich girl being naughty for attention she seeks cuz her momma taught her proper.

Here is her ass in leggings doing yoga with her dad

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2018

06

Aug

Bella Thorne and Tana Mongeau Dyke it Down of the Day

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Bella Thorne and her click bait with her BFF who is apparently also her lover, that her troll wizard looking, lesbian looking, crackhead pan sexual gender confused opportunist boyfriend in his 40s gets to jerk off on..

They are attention seeking for their record label that is a thing because the internet is dumb as fuck and buy into anything they find popular…

They aren’t attention seeking hard enough for my liking, because if you’re gonna put it out there…put it out there with genitals…

We’ve already seen this Disney Kid turned instagram whore pretty fucking naked like the bootleg follow Miley’s lead to take charge of their sexuality for marketing purposes cuz tits get hits!.

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2018

06

Aug

Haley Joel Osment in a Bikini of the Day

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Whilst watching the Bruce Willis roast on the internet for no reason other than the hole I stick my tongue in wanted to watch it, I was reminded a few things…and they were that Bruce Willis’ ugly daughters all look worth fucking, despite being ugly…that the female comic with her tits out flashing her pussy in panties was vulgar and I hate when women comics reduce themselves to vulgar pussy and fuck jokes…it reminds me of the worst kinds of loud drunk girls at the bar…and most importantly the ones who don’t actually fuck….like they say they do….I was also appreciated that Gordon Jordan Levitt was called a Lesbian going to Prom, probably from Jeff Ross who was good….because that’s what he looked like…and that Ed Norton did what I considered actual funny comedy…something that felt pretty brilliant…but most importantly that Hailey Joel Osment had a sex change when he turned 18, became Emily Osment, and here he/she is doing the Bruce Jenner in a bikini since girls have it easier that post-pubescent once cute, Hollywood pedophile bait…..that no longer have the appeal for that pedo ring.

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2018

06

Aug

Kelly Rohrbach Washing Her Pussy of the Day

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Kelly Rohrbach is the girl from Baywatch, here she is topless and here she is hosing down that rich girl that got into Sports Illustrated pussy….the way you have to when you get sand and fucking sea creatures up in your cunt…or salt on the herpes scabs…

Keep in mind. She did date LEO DICAPRIO….and if he actually fucks women…it’s likely without condom…herpes scabs or not….to which the women fuck regardless cuz a little herpes aint a thing if it means getting the press and exposure you get from fucking Leo…plus if he knocks you up….you’re laughing…I mean dating Leo got this one on Baywatch..otherwise she’d just be a forgotten SI big girl with big tits…who doesn’t matter and is totally interchangeable…thanks to this thing called instagram where every girl has a fucking bikini pic for you to jerk off to…you know…I KNOW

Hose it down like the farm animal it is…I say.

Kelly Rohrbach Washing Her Pussy in a Bikini

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2018

06

Aug

Iggy Azalea Nipples Wet T Shirt Contest with Herself of the Day

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Enough already Iggy Azalea .

I don’t mind when whores act like whores and exploit being whores to draw attention to themselves, but this bitch, has virtually disappeared for two years, and it’s been a nice time, where we don’t need to listen to annoying white girls from Australia who only met a black guy for the first time when she moved to America, before fucking every single last one of them….to solidify her angle of being a white rapper…which in and of itself is so fucking lame…but that I guess requires no talent and gets you all the fame…if you have the right team of producers and hype men up inside you big fake ass you got for them.

I just find it annoying that she launches a single, and is all of a sudden fucking everywhere…tits out, fake ass out, go the fuck away….you’re cluttering my feed bro.

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2018

06

Aug

Heidi Klum Ass of the Day

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Heidi Klum doesn’t know that she’s 100 fucking years old, but I guess when you’re 100 fucking years old, you like to reflect on your life, and show the world your favorite position for Seal FUCKING, which is like Seal Hunting, or Seal Clubbing, Only people like Pam Anderson don’t get in they way on their boats trying to protest it, but instead Heidi Klum gets pregnant 10 times….making an army of Beige babies, despite what the people who created her Aryan ancestors in a German lab would think….which may be overcompensation for her EUGENICS program of the 1940s that made her….you know “I’m not racist I have mixed kids and my baby daddy was blacker than night”….but it’s probably more of German fetish hustle that appreciates a dick that is bigger than a baby’s arm…that destroys her from the inside so that her German pragmatism actually feels something…

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