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Jutta Leerdam in a Bikini on a Boat of the Day

Golfer Paige Spiranac’s Big Titty Golf Porn of the Day

Bulldog Faced Salma Hayek’s Got Old Lady Tits of the Day

Anastasiia Mitina is the Instagram Of The Day

Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow Cultural Appropriation of the Day

2018

Aug

Halsey Thong Surfing of the Day

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Halsey, everyone’s favorite white as fuck black girl, who despite having a black dad, is living the white life, because no racism was ever put on her growing up, because no one knew she was someone they were supposed to be racist to, so this identifying as black is in a lot of ways cultural appropriation or exploitative and racist in and of itself, whether she’s black or not…because she is so fucking white.

I mean making anything a race thing for attention is fucking crazy, when really she should stick to putting her ass in skimpy suits on the beach….surfing…like black people you do…as surfing is a sport known for their African American surf stars…

Point being, all these clickbait surfers faking it, while we only fuck with one surfer around here and thats Anastasia Ashley

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2018

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio Pussy Flash of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio looks like she’s flashing her pussy and asshole like you’d want her to be doing, because we’ve seen her in panties all these years, and since she’s at the tail end of her career, despite being a mom, still worthy of giving us a little genital flash, like the girl at the pool this weekend who didn’t realize her bathing suit bottoms were pulled to the fucking side and I could see full cooter, unless she totally realized it and was tanning her clit for the world to see, as people do…cuz you don’t want that pesky clit tan line…

She’s a bikini and underwear promo model for the evil underwear corporation…and not wearing underwear in this silly onsie outfit all the ladies are wearing despite how complicated they are when they have to pee….cuz who wants panty lines when you can just hope for the best and assume your leg won’t get blown up – leaving pussy everywhere.

I am a fan of unintentional, not wearing panties, pussy flashes…so if that is what this is…it’s great…unfortunately I can’t see enough labia to really know for sure but the idea is there, the seed planted and it’s good enough for me to run with.

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2018

Aug

Bella Hadid Erotica of the Day

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Bella Hadid is a “Top Model”….the most important thing in fashion…who comes from a very rich fucking family…yet still capable of keeping things fucking sex-worker like, clickbait and trashy…

It’s like here she is tying up her top, her big, possibly fake, maybe just arab tits, into some kind of harness like they are her baby she’s about to walk through the desert with on some pilgrimage after the Jewish people took her Palestine, forcing her to run to LA to become this fashion icon thanks to having lots of social media followers…

I view her as garbage clickbait…and it’s not a racist, she’s a terrorist, I’m siding with the Israelites on this one situation…

It’s just that she’s lucky that had rich parents with an ego trying to be the next Kardashian Jenners….and a sister who was properly marketed hard enough to give Bella a chance to jump on the train…..whilst looking all trans, like a dude I saw walking around in a lace sarong this weekend…which is pretty fucking gay…something her Muslim god wouldn’t approve of and that if this was another generation…she’d be honored killed…but instead she’s closing brand deals…

Here she is being slutty on social media

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2018

Aug

Ashley Tisdale Pussy Print Bikini of the Day

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I think that it’s asking a lot of me to post someone like Ashley Tisdale on her bikini party, day two, even after a weekend to reflect on it, and expect me to have some sort of life changing observation, when shit is played out, repetitive, boring even…

I mean sure, she’s a girl from TV a few decades ago, in her 40s, wearing a bikini looking 20 pounds fatter than she was when she used to work out, before getting married and lazy as women tend to do, rocking bigger tits than she ever had due to a slowing down of her metabolism….

That makes her more interesting than all the women I saw in bikini this past weekend, who I realized for the first time, were wringing out their bikini tops, something I never noticed women do, and they do it by by squeezing their tits…which I guess is a wonderful thing to realize women do….45 years after first obsessing over women in bikinis…I’m late to the game…which I guess is how we feel about Tisdale getting slutty now…a little late to the game…but still half naked and ain’t nothing wrong with that.

Here is her version of this for Instagram

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2018

Aug

Teacher Banging Student in China and Other Videos of the Day

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Sex on the Train in Russia

Ass Pick in the 7-11

Thief VS Sleeping Man…

British Cops Used Helicopter to Film Couple have Sex in Their Backyard

Topless Protestors of the Day

Bar Fight Brawler gets Chaired

Street Racer Takes out Telephone Pole

Dude Not Wearing Seatbelt VS Cops

Home Depot Racially profiling

Man Uses Car to Win Argument

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2018

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My new favorite activity on the social media, since I don’t leave the house, is using the geotag to see what people are doing in various places around me, and from the geotag, I scroll through and find the girls posing in bikinis who tagged themselves at that location.

They don’t need to be hot girls in bikinis, just girls in bikinis…and I obviously prefer when they only have 50 likes a pic or less so that my like stands out…

You know, letting them know, I know, they are an trying to get likes through half nakedness…and that it should make them feel dirty….beyond just having their high school friends stare at them…get some strangers staring at them…even though girls who put up bikini pics are keen on getting new followers or jerked off to by strangers…they just don’t admit it but instead play innocent on it…like “oh let me just put up a bikini pic to show what I did today” without addressing the fact they hard posed for it and took 47 versions of the same pic for the perfect one strangers can stare at..

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Patrick Stewart – Returning to Star Trek
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Hot Israeli Soldier Doing the Drake with a Machine Gun
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Metal Screaming Doesn’t Take Talent
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Demi Lovato’s Team Scrambling to Keep the Earnings Up
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Slutty Nurse To Learn Yourself the Benefits of CBD
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Deadlifting Teen Gets Attacked in the GYm….
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Soccer Mom with Huge Tits Gets Chiropractored…in the Weirdest Way….
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Zoe Kravitz – Hard Nipples
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Spread Legged Bikini Pic No One Should Ever See
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Daily Scaring his Assistant
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Charlotte Rae – Dead
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Lance Bass Didn’t Get to Buy the Brady Bunch House
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Elle Fanning – new Cock
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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2018

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Posting racist shit on facebook as if I heard it by a third party…like “Overheard in the park someone say black on black crime isn’t crime, it’s population control”…when I didn’t in fact hear that in the park at all…I just like to take all accountability for my trolls and put them onto fictitious people…

That said….

No one wears bras but the titties are fatter…which is a conflict of interest…

It’s like when you see a lesbian couple and what you think are hippie granola lesbian tattoos like of her chakra or namaste or an elephant and Asian symbols so we know she traveled south east Asia with a backpack – turn out to be bruises cuz her lesbian man in the relationship beats her up cuz she’s unstable from her broken childhood that got her turned on to pussy before it was hip and everyone was a gender fluid swapping fluids

I don’t know what that means..but I drink…and you should drink too….

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Hayden Panettiere – Single Mother…
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Nerd Shit of the Day
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Candice Swanepoel – Bikini Slut
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Selfie Fail – Ends in Death
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Dwayne Johnson Fucks His Stunt Double
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Hilary Duff – Braless
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Beach Boy – Wife Beater
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Ireland Baldwin Garbage Braless
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Garbage Overrated Slut Jennifer Lawrence Hard Nipples
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DJ Gets Caught Faking it
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Plane Crash of the Day
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Hot Jessica Simpson TIts
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Fat Slut Iskra Lawrence Braless
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Slutty Nurse To Learn Yourself the Benefits of CBD
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No Horseplay
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Racoons of the Day
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Evageline Lilly Gets an Apology from The Creators of LOST
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Need for Speed
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Pretty Girls of the Day
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The CDC Says Don’t Re-Use Condoms
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102 Year Old Goes for a Swim
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15 Dollar Sleep Spray
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DAB YOUR WAY TO THE FUTURE POTHEAD – SMOKE UP…
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Elle Macpherson – Hot Slut
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Chloe Grace Legs
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Brooklyn Dekcer Retard Forehead
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Haley Baldwin – Christian Whore
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Salor Brinkley Garbage
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GIGI PARIS BIKINI
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TISDALE PUSSY
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Culpo Silly Cleavage
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Fat Selena Gomez Fat Tits
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Random TUmblr Porn of the Day – By Me – Everyday – Cuz I’m a Pervert
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Mutual Masturbation of the Day
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Hot Amateur Naked
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TWAT LEAK
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Naked on the Piano
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Black TIts
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Maitland Ward – Eating Pussy
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Great Tits
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Fetish of the Day
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Kiki Challenger Gets Robbbed – Good
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Monster Tits
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2018

Aug

Weed Babes for Thought Cloud CBD 420 Friday of the Day

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We have partnered up with the amazing people at THOUGHT CLOUD …a CBD company…that as far as I’m concerned stands out amongst all the other CBD companies that you see popping up…because CBD is a legit thing that WORKS…

They are giving you a 20% discount when you use the code <strong>stepfather on check out…which is a pretty good savings..

So if you’ve been reading on CBD, or googling it, or trying to find a good deal or the best supplier cuz it’s new to you…I suggest taking advantage of this offer CLICK HERE

They have a bunch of strengths and varieties of product for your needs…I use CBD for me hemorrhoids, no fucking joke, and it has allowed me to SIT again…TRUE story…so I’m all for this stuff….

I don’t believe in a world where the health benefits of a plant can’t be maximized or utilized, because the plant is illegal on the federal level, while pharmaceuticals, made in labs for evil billion dollar companies are celebrated…..

I am not a hippie…that’s just fucking logical to me….especially when I hear the evil corporations are creating labrotory versions of the CBD for their products…instead of just using the real fucking deal…makes no sense to me….

I am not an expert, I don’t claim to be, I am not a snakeoil salesman, this shit is good..or at least worth trying to see if it improves your life…and we’re giving it to you at a deal..

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Here’s their video on the subject – featuring a nurse…

And here Some pics of more weed babes…OK…celebrating a great natural product that the government outlawed in your LAND of the Free…but not free enough to fucking make things out of a Plant…insane.

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2018

Aug

Ashley Tisdale Pussy Print of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale is never really important news. She’s got a huge or a significant fan base for being on High School Musical, despite being 40 at the time of filming. She had a reputation of being hot, but you know how rumors go, there is little truth to them, but she did spend a lot of time being fit, because you have to when you are 40 pretending to be a 17 year old…

Well, she’s in a bikini, as these women do…I’m talking women of all sizes, shapes and ages…just so confident in getting naked even though they should be ashamed of themselves…I find it sad when fat people humiliate themselves for a cheap laugh…..like don’t they have it bad enough as is…

Which is off topic, because Tisdale, despite being fatter than she used to be, is still ok…which was always my positive spin on her busted up face, the body…with muscle memory..will look good in 10 years…and when on all fours…face out of the frame….like everytime she’s ever had sex because no dude can stay hard with her O-Face….cuz it looks like a horror movie or like constipation….so they keep her like this…AS THEY SHOULD…

As they should.

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2018

Aug

Bella Thorne Topless of the Day

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I haven’t posted any Bella Thorne clickbait garbage in a while, it’s felt good to feel liberated by the reminder of where pop culture is at, and what the kids are buying into, some crack looking bi sexual damaged Disney kid who is likely medicated, and who looks like she smells, being all too “real” in some contrived pretending to be real bullshit…that is now part of our system thanks to social media.

I preferred when celebs were hard to connect with, when they were kept a distance away, and when content like this was put out by magazines, not shoots they coordinated themselves, I liked that third party involvement, to control what the people got to experience…instead we gotta deal with videos that should never happen of her being a racist doing a Jamaican accent despite being white…and not being slaughtered for it…while it fucking offends me…

But some people are inoculated or exempt from being considered garabge, porn, trash, racists…because too many people praise them…and they are making money…having fun being disgusting.

I don’t get how some people get away with it…while other’s get murdered for it…like Seacrest known pervert creep doesn’t get fired from CBS for being a fucking creep because of an internal investigation but a Comedian who jerks off to whores in his bedroom who expose him do…

The world is mental.

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