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2018

Aug

48 Hour CBD Sale of the Day

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I just got notified that our friends at THOUGHCLOUD CBD are celebrating their 1 year anniversary and are having a crazy sale….

I am a little late to the game, but there is still a day and 14 hours left…

So if you are into CBD, or you want to try CBD, now is the time to stock the fuck up on it, because that shit is more expensive than GOLD for an ounce….so get it on sale when you can.

I’m the kind of motherfucker who buys 100 of 1 thing when it’s cheap and I’m not even Jewish, it just makes sense..so stock the fuck up. HERE

Based on checking out their shop there are crazy deals – more than 50% off deals and that’s why I am sharing this VERY important information with you.

If you have been looking to buy CBD because it does work for all kinds of ailments – the next day is the TIME for you to pull the trigger.

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2018

Aug

The fascinating thing about life is that it is a real life choose your own adventure, so when you wake up you’re giving so many choices, so many options, so may possibilities, but instead of taking them, it’s easier to just sit on your soiled couch watching porno on stolen wifi…why bother with that other shit. It’s not like it will convert, back out or return on your investment. The idea of wanting things or making things happen is too vague a concept to bother with because there’s a likely chance it will fail – that’s why I say it’s better to watch other people faking it on social media….because at least they take the time to curate it

You know any or all of the hot girls you saw today in real life will never fuck You. All the great trips you see you’ll never be able to afford…all your brilliant ideas you have aren’t actually brilliant and all the money you want will never materialize but you can always jack off to those girls, on those luxury trips, with men with money who had ideas that may not be brilliant but that paid…and if you use a lubed up rubber pussy. And close your eyes it’s as good as it will get for you…accept that. We can’t all win. Own losing. Be the best at losing. Loser

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2018

Aug

Charlize Theron Burkini of the Day

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One thing I like about Charlize Theron is that her mom killed her father because he was “abusive”…making her the kind of girl who grew up thinking it was ok to murder people if they rubbed you the wrong way…

I also like to think that Charlize was the one who killed her dad for diddling her…and the mom took the blame…so that Charlize could take her hot model ass to America and pose for Playboy, hang out in LA with no money, until using her hot Playboy model access to fuck some producers, eventually winning an Oscar, all while being a South African…racist by default….

She’s old now, has been fat for a role, hasn’t quite bounced back but at 45 years old…it’s pretty much done…and in the process of getting here…she’s done pretty good, is set for life, and only one murder happened to make her happen….most rich people KILL way more to get ahead…those pyschopaths…out for themselves doing whatever they can to win.

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2018

Aug

Isla Fisher Slutty Swimsuit of the Day

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Isla Fisher is riding her husband and baby daddy’s revival…taking his Ali G approach to the world that made him famous and applying it to the Make America Great movement, to either mock hick weirdos and left wing weirdos alike…because the world, at least based on social media is ridiculous as fuck and I Sacha Baron Cohen likes to troll…and I think he’s pretty great at it…solid parody….coming into your country and making you all look like fools…

The interesting thing about Isla Fisher is that she’s been with him since 2002….the other interesting thing is that she converted to be Jewish to be with him…he must have a large dick…or she must like his jokes…or maybe he’s just trolled her using his intelligence and trapped her into making him a few kids….

She said:

“I will definitely have a Jewish wedding just to be with Sacha. I would do anything—move into any religion—to be united in marriage with him. We have a future together and religion comes second to love as far as we are concerned.”

Here she is in a bikini for you Scooby Doo fans, becasue I think that’s all she’s done…but what do I know about submissive gingers in their 40s….

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2018

Aug

Sara Jean Underwood Naked Outdoor Shower of the Day

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I may be asked to remove these pics of Sara Jean Underwood living her Camp Life, Van Life, adventure travel life, spent in the woods and National parks, where she is in touch with nature all naked, because her life is one nice vacation, she did the ground work in her 20s when she was in Playboy, on G4TV, building that audience, unfortunately having fucked Ryan Seacrest, something I’ve heard is a terrible experience across the board, cuz he’s a weirdo pervert coke head who is aggressive towards the women he makes sign his NDA contracts with….but that Sarah Underwood has survived and can do what matters most…just fucking remove herself from the scene, publish great content for her fans who pay her to live through her patreon, all while remaining hot.

I am a big fan of what she’s doing, but she’s not a big fan of what I am doing taking her pics people pay for….so I may get an email…but any excuse to get her to email me…cuz she’s hot and doing cool things…is a good one.

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2018

Aug

Teyana Taylor Slutty for Titty Magazine of the Day

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Teyana Taylor is the hot chick from that Make America Great Again video that Kanye put out called “Fade” which was inspired by Trump’s haircut, I think…but could be wrong…

She was the best thing about that video, because Teyana Taylor was wearing tight clothing in it…..humping the floor in her thong dancing….

She’s now doing more slutty content for a TITTY magazine, which is a step in the right direction, for a girl who is known primarily for being a thonged ass fucking the floor….

She’s from Harlem, her mom is her manager, she’s on Def Jam Label, and this is how she has to present herself to the world to get ahead…

Systematic racism maybe, but at least she’s getting some mainstream media coverage to help her build her fame and audience…the way you should…

Tits out.

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2018

Aug

Charli XCX Erotica of the Day

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The funniest thing about Charli XCX is that I’ve actually seen her perform….

I once drunkenly walked into some party someone invited me to and I saw this fat girl dancing around making the dumbest sounds with the shittiest of music…to which I thought to myself “What is this low level pop act and why is it in a night club”…before realizing that everything is pop now, nothing has soul, it’s all commercial shit to sell product to idiot drones drunk on Youtube Videos and instagram…

But those girls participating in the clickbait, soulless clickbait, luckily are aware that the key to low substance content is showing tit…

Charli XCX shows tit, hence why she exists, and is allowed to sing garbage music to garbage people and make a life out of it.

The world…one vapid, pile of shit that doesn’t inspire….but at least there are tits to distract us all.

Thanks Charli XCX for being a whore….who knows that if cocksucking happens….the other details don’t really matter cuz we’re drunk on endorphines from cumming.

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2018

Aug

Christina Aguilera Titties of the Day

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I take personal offence when a woman like X-Tina Aguilera of “Dirty” fame have made a boatload of money off the fans thanks to being a brain washing popstar when she was younger….decide that now…when she’s pushing 40…all old and fat…is the time to put out the nudes.

It’s like where were you when we actually wanted you to get naked bro.

It’s like why the fuck do you think now, mom of two, 40 lbs overweight, is the era to take her edginess from the chap wearing trash she once was….instead of doing it when it mattered.

I’ll still look, but I look with anger and fucking hatred burning in the depth of my soul…cuz I know far too many old moms who decide to get slutty in their second life, after their divorce, when we really only cared to see them naked PRIOR to that whole period of your life.

Assholes…all fucking assholes out there just mocking us…taking our money and mocking us.

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2018

Aug

Martha Hunt think her Nudes are Art cuz She’s an Egotistical Cunt of the Day

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Martha Hunt, one of the last and only American models left working at Victoria’s Secret because they don’t just apply their out-sourcing to the panty manufacturing over in China and other third world, unregulated countries, where they can secure inexpensive panties and turn them around for huge profit margins….they also apply it to their models. Plus American women are all fat and smell like hamburgers…

She put up some clickbait nude to her feed, as these women do….all women do…not just models trying to keep their numbers up to convert sales for the brand so she stays employed…

And she positioned it as “art” or “fine art” which in and of itself is pretty fucking pretentious and egotistical to think a photo of YOURSELF is fucking art…come off it cunt. Could you be that into yourself? That fucking ego, disgusting which makes sense since art as a whole is fucking bullshit.

I WONDER IF SHE HAS GOOGLE ALERTS ON HERSELF….

Her caption was:

Not only does @russelljames know how to capture the lines and shadows that showcase form, but he gives us the freedom to choose how we present ourselves. As someone whose career is solely based on taking direction, that empowerment is liberating! In this case, I decided to go raw and mask nothing.

If that’s not some bullshit, I don’t know what is, oh right I do know what is…the fact that there’s no cunt in this pic…it’s a NO CUNT kind of nude which is what makes it art…fucking disgusting to do this to the people who follow you….

I get it…Self worth is all about the number of likes and followers….and I guess in Hunt’s case getting paid by big brands to differentiate her shameless nudes from being just shameless nudes or some shit…

Garbage. Definitely.

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2018

Aug

Pauline Santamaria Naked Shoot of the Day

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Her name is Pauline Santa Maria, which is pretty fucking Catholic or even offensive to Catholics who see it knowing she’s a getting naked for men to jerk off to, while pretending it’s art, when really it’s to get famous before actually diving into porn….

She’s from France, she has 13,000 followers, and her short bio is – 100% natural and perfectly imperfect

She is also in love with “art”, which explains why she’s getting wild and naked and on all fours for some pervert photographer….she thinks the running her smut through a filter is actually art….it’s not her fault, it’s just that people don’t want to admit it’s sex work…even though she’s posing pussy out…

Not showing her actual cunt….but for someone with a cross Tattoo and a religious sounding name….while acting like one of the little boys molested by his Priest in Pennsylvania, only to have it swept under the rug to protect the church, making him feel like some kind of slut in the wrong no one cared about after being selected by the priest for the special task of sexy time for Jesus…you know all sexualized at a young age, carrying that into his older age, ending up all fucked up like a woman…only the woman version.

Not that this Pauline is being sexualized like a sex worker, she’s doing it intentionally I’m sure, it’s just tits and it makes her feel sexy, it helps her believer her perfectly imperfect lies….

She’s just showing tits like a french woman and as a feminist I find it empowering…

All her shit is naked, and what we’ve learned about girls who get naked, is that it is an equilizer and allows them to compete with girls who are actually hot…not that she isn’t hot…but you know what I mean…Europeans getting naked…always a hit.

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