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2018

23

Aug

Kendall Jenner Nipples with Her Dad of the Day

Kendall Jenner and Bruce Jenner went out for Dinner for the paparazzi because they are fame whores that go out to dinner at trendy places where they know the paparazzi is going to be, to get seen and get their pics taken and their stories posted on the sites and tabloids….which is exactly why Kendall didn’t wear a bra…unless Bruce stole her bra from her…which is always possible because he was so jealous of all the attention the girls get that he cut off his fucking dick….instead of being institutionalized, they decided to make him a circus freak for the world to laugh at, because that’s how Kardashians work…it’s about the hype, the noise, not the substance and they’ll take any fucking casualty they can….

I do think having a dad cut off his dick and living a life would fuck up a normal person, but this family is so distorted….they don’t know what the fuck is going on….and will eventually come crashing down…

So, here’s some Kendall and her dad tits, intentional…..but I know you’re all more interested in seeing Bruce’s mauled and mangled genitals…I’m sure the sex tape will happen…it always does…unless he dies first…only time will tell.

This is unnatural, terrifying, mental fucking problems that America and brands celebrate…fuckers.

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Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2018

23

Aug

Elizabeth Hurley Topless and Wet of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley is swimming topless – because of course she is….

This is straight for her social media – her direct connection to her fans.

I don’t really know when she decided to post daily bikini pics, and now topless pics, but it came on so suddenly – like she had some kind of revelation or decided to piss off an ex boyfriend – or realized she was still hot, the fans still wanted to see her half naked, so why not get carried away and addicted to the feedback posting selfies like some kind of teen girl….because there was at least a decade that this babe disappeared and was forgotten…but then I guess social media roped her back in and figured she’s been paid so well for being in a bikini – why not give it out there for free….as PR to get bikini sales up….who knows, I don’t know, it’s all shameless, but so relevant and across the board with all the girls….it’s everywhere and I endorse it…even if it’s too old to get its period.

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Posted in:Elizabeth Hurley|SFW

2018

23

Aug

Naomi Campbell Bikini of the Day

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I guess Naomi Campbell isn’t fucking Russian billionaires anymore, but has instead decided to become the latest David Blaine trick…

Naomi Campbell is 46 years old….which is old…but she looks good enough…because she’s a vain model and comes from an era where fat is unacceptable and people were more ruthless…including Naomi Campbell…

She’s got a thicker skin, and is really one of the diva bully cunts who used to get drunk and lose her mind because when you let them out of their cages and give them lots of money – these girls go fucking mental….

Throw them in luxury and drug filled fashion parties….which all comes together and makes her have no choice but to look good.

She’s black and black don’t crack. Plus she hasn’t really worked a day in her life, is rich, dates rich guys and is pampered – despite being so angry at everything….

Lookin’ good, where’s the video of David Blaine making his dick disappear up inside this African Nubian Menopausal princess..

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Posted in:Naomi Campbell|SFW

2018

23

Aug

Jewel’s Got Them Titties on of the Day

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You can save your soul…by not listening to Jewel’s music….but it can be a great reminder of 1995, when you were just a loser in High School, jerking off to her tits….like some record exec who gave her a storyline that she lived in her car before becoming a huge success as a coffee shop poet…which I guess was a thing in the 90s…when Starbucks was starting up….and West Coast people along the cost were into singer songwriter shit…

When she happened, I was a 26 year old failure working in a factory that played the top 40 radio and this song would hammer into my head so many times…that made me hate her…until I saw the video and realized she had tits…

Tits that were a good way to my soul…that may not have saved my soul but that saved my opinion of her….and gave me an understanding how a homeless 18 year old sleeping in her guitar case in her car turned professional…the tits…man…it was always the tits…

I mean any exec at any level would pull this from a parking lot and save her soul….so here she is now at 45, looking alright as she shows off her mom tits….

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Posted in:Jewel|Jewel Kilcher|SFW

2018

23

Aug

Dua Lipa Bikini Spread Legs of the Day

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Dua Lipa is a nice reminder that all these young girls from social media who are transitioning to the mainstream – since social media is the mainstream – and the mainstream are a bunch of fucking idiots who were too slow moving to really dominate the direction that their high paid executives were being paid to be on top of – leaving their multi million dollar produced shows like the VMAs that are celeb filled despite being stupid as fuck – getting less than 5,000,000 viewers…while a Kardashian can post a selfie on an iphone that takes then 15 seconds and get 5 million likes on it….the world is nuts…

The mainstream was slow to blogging, or updating sites, slow to streaming and video, slow to fucking everything…that’s why Youtube, Netflix, Instagram, and so many blogs that are now mainstream media exist…

The big rich companies had no fucking clue, and that fucking amazes me, because every half retard I’ve met over the years saw this coming…

Anyway, the new mainstream involves slutty girls doing slutty things and building fans who will pay to see them in real life after seeing them on the internet like one big reality show and Dua Lipa is one of the contestants or cast members…and here she is promoting her music.

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Posted in:Dua Lipa|SFW

2018

23

Aug

Irina Shayk VS Stairs of the Day

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Irina Shayk, agent of Putin, straight from Russia to collude and rig your election, via celebrity and rich dude erection…

Russians like to fucking win, they are ruthless and they do whatever it takes to win. I say Icarus, I know….

They are dopers, they have no real morals or values, they are competitive and they are strong and they have no souls….so guilt doesn’t factor into their strategy….

So as Irina Shayk posts up these bikini pics of her walking up the stairs from 300 miles away, we are forced to look past the mom trying to stay hot because it’s her weapon and reflect on how she got that A-Lister rich as fuck celebrity baby….

All it took was being hot, being half naked, being in magazines, and being at all the right parties…

Some KGB shit….basic manipulation and now she’s set for life…

Long gone are the days of the USSR rationed bread….bitch has her own fucking chef….and all it took was being hot….

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2018

23

Aug

Kristen Stewart and Stella Maxwell Boring Lesbians of the Day

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I am not one of those dudes who gets off to Lesbians, or lesbian porn, I actually dislike lesbians and find them unfulfilling, anti-climatic, because I need the cum shot to know it’s over…

Maybe it’s because lebsians hate me for not taking them seriously, or believing that lesbians actually exist…or because I have a penis…

I just can get into it, so even when girls fist each other and squirt pee everywhere, I’m like “boring”…..probably because I know how lesbians work, besides doing cross fit, they are two women and that’s just too much crazy for me….

Or back in the college years when everyone wasn’t a fucking genderless lesbian weirdo with open sexuality….and girls would make out with each other when drunk…I’d think “this is so dumb”….unless my dick’s in their mouth while they do that…this does nothing for me….

So I am not really the lesbian fan you should be talking to if you’re looking for someone excited about celeb lesbians…even when one of those lesbians is a Victoria’s Secret model.

I find it boring, I find Kirsten Stewart boring, and even though this would be a fun story in the 90s, before lesbians were real….it’s not a fun story now..

Sure I’d watch their sex tape, but even that would be boring….

A model with a very famous broken actress she’s manipulated with her mouth…

It just seems so contrived to me…but here’s some lesbians in shorts no construction boots or birkenstocks for you fucking weirdos who like this ….

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Posted in:Kristen Stewart|SFW|Stella Maxwell

2018

23

Aug

Maitland Ward Big Tits of the Day

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Maitland Ward is getting paid 50k a month through her patreon, which is either impressive, or depressing to actual babes who can’t even get 1000 dollars a month out of their fan base, but that’s probably because their audience is under the age of 40 and didn’t watch them on Boy Meets World, and fall in love with the 19 year old them, so that at 40 when she comes to light and they are reminded of her, they can follow, connect, chat with something they used to jerk off to, only to help her shape whatever the fuck her media empire is….

I am fine with all that, an old whore becoming a sex worker way too fucking late….like why didn’t she do this when she was 19….I guess because the internet didn’t exist an sex workers didn’t know they were sex workers or capable of sex work because at the time it was seen as a bad thing…

Maybe she waited for her dad to die…so he wouldn’t be disappointed by her….

I don’t have the answers, I just know that they need to seriously up their content game up, spend some of that 50k on some production, maybe a new apartment….like why does it all look so fucking 90s and bootleg…I don’t get it…but it is a thing…literally…and it has big fucking tits that are probably the key to her following….

It’s not magic…but it is so bad it’s good….all while she’s laughing to the bank…..

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Posted in:Maitland Ward|SFW

2018

23

Aug

Girls Flashing in Mustang and Other Videos of the Day

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Weird Dude Attacks Homeless Guys with Blow Jobs..What the Fuck

Chinese Tongue Dance

Lady GETS KTFO

Dude Throws Dumbbell at Cops…

Girl Makes 1500 Dollars a Week Spooking Strangers

Naked Guy Beating Up a Park Bench

Dwarf in a Barrel

American in Thailand Stabs Thai Wife

Helicopter Crash of the Day

A Lot of People Train Surfing….

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

23

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Every time I come back home from drinking in a gutter somewhere, usually after passing out in said gutter, around 5-6 am, I see fucking psychopaths jogging…like they are just getting up…at 5 am…to fucking jog…

This morning on my walk of shame, without any shame…I saw a weird couple doing sprints in the park….and another weird couple doing weird stretches in the park…together…as a couple…at 5 am…instead of sleeping or fucking…or realizing that the whole point of being in a couple is to basically expire, explode, die together….fucking masochists….

I don’t look at these people and think I need to be better. Work Harder, Play Harder, Be more successful…instead I think to myself that some serious shit must be wrong with them to do this to themselves, masochists…sociopaths like the people who still leave voicemails..

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