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Jutta Leerdam in a Bikini on a Boat of the Day

Golfer Paige Spiranac’s Big Titty Golf Porn of the Day

Bulldog Faced Salma Hayek’s Got Old Lady Tits of the Day

Anastasiia Mitina is the Instagram Of The Day

Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow Cultural Appropriation of the Day

2018

Aug

Madison Pettis Tits of the Day

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Madison Pettis is some 18 year old – I’ve never heard of – but she’s apparently been in the industry since she was 4, so you’ve probably jerked off to her, seeing as you’re fucking weird and based on the comments I’ll assume that you only subscribe to the Disney Channel, which in and of itself should be how pedophiles are caught…anyone with no kids who have that channel are predators….

It also means she’s fucked up from being whored out by her parents at such a young age, that has allowed her to pave her way as a sex worker of her own, by her own control, after breaking free from them….

With that comes go for the low hanging fruit, the clickbait crowd, show them the big tits, they’ll be happy to see it and maybe, you’ll be the next Bella Thorne…cuz the social media tactics are really about how much tit you show…that’s all the world…both men and women and gender confused care about…finally…since it’s been the only thing I care about for as long as I can remember.

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2018

Aug

Minka Kelly Bikini of the Day

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I know Minka Kelly is a legitimate name in acting, hollywood, bullshit….

But I can never place her, I just categorize her in Oliva Munn / Olivia Wilde/ and the other 40 year olds trying to prove they are still hot.

I know that nerds love her, I see her name come up, but nerds love everything they see on TV or in their Nerd Shows, because they have no one to love in real life….

Meaning, I don’t take their opinion too seriously, even if it can make people exploiting their autism very rich…I’m not that dude.

Instead I make fun of the girls you jerk off to and you hate me for it, while the cool people, the bullies like me don’t read the site cuz they are too busy not being nerds…so I should re-evaluate my strategy…not that I have one but Minka Kelly apparently does.

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2018

Aug

Naked Hairstyle Of the Day and Other Videos of the Day

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Girl Blowing Dude at the Afterparty…

Woman Caught Peeing in Elevator

Fat Dancer

Senior Jumps Out of Bus Window

15 Year Old Tried to Rob a Military Police Officer

Man Shits Upstream….

Drifter of the DAy

Grandpa Jerking Off

Highlight of the week – the Masturbating Beach Girl

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2018

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I find it interesting that the white male, or really all males, except for those who identify as males but have a front hole not a vagina, are the enemy in this misogynistic world…everything they do is perverted and predatory, like rapists amongst us…

Well the last 3 days there has been some high school football tryouts going on in the neighborhood, and every single day there is a group of 4 forty somethings in leggings and tight fitness shirts cheering on the boys, like a bunch of sloppy wet pussy holed divorcees trying to learn how to orgasm after reading some 50 shades of Grey or Asia Argento teen boy erotica….it’s so ridiculous that as I walk by them and their spandex outfits I can literally smell their pheromones, their wetness, their level of fucking horny….and it makes me sick…it also gives me an erection but it makes me sick….

I know if that was a group of old men at field hockey practice, jerking off as they cheer on the skirted players… the police would be called…they would be sex offenders…they would lose their high position jobs…

But women do it…and it’s ok…and they get hardcore about it because they know they are untouchable….earlier today….I saw one of the boys run up to one of the women and hug her….as she gave him a passionate kiss on his forehead….he even called her mom…

THOSE SICK FUCKS.

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Drunk American Missionary in Uganda of the Day
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Python Retreived from Tourist Home
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Disgusting Fat Chick in a Bikini
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Just a girl Trapping
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Jewel Tits
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Two Year Old SMokes 40 Cigarettes a Day
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Lena Dunham to Play the Family Dog in Tarantino’s New Movie About Manson Killings
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Bay Bridge Sideshow
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Skinny and Old Naomi Campbell
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Waterpark Perving
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Anal Dildo Of the Day
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Morning Squirt of the DAy
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2018

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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The most amazing thing happened to me today….I left the house for the better part of the afternoon because my wife had terrible stomach issues and was shitting herself and I couldn’t take the fucking smell…

So I went to the park that I drink at…and I didn’t see one single ass cheek in short shorts or braless set of tits…I didn’t see one slutty girl doing a selfie or instagram pose…I saw no young girls…maybe college started already….

The only thing that was almost interesting was a woman in a sheer t-shirt and a black bra was running towards me – trying to catch a bus or something and her big tits were bouncing all over the motherfucker, making me wonder how much a rush she must be in to run knowing she’s dressed in a sheer shirt….but she was in her 60s…and 45 lbs overweight…and the whole thing…fucking weird…

The old bitches are taking the young bitch’s lead…you can be fat, half naked, and society will embrace you whether you identify as gender-less with a front hole or not…we like sluts…I guess everyone has a right to try to get dudes to jerk off to them….or genderless people playing with their front holes to their titty bounce…in a Baywatch opening scene gone wrong…or maybe gone right…because one exhibitionist chick feeds and inspires the next…in a chain reaction that brings us all many tits to look at in confusing..to size up and judge…in a rating system of our own…like construction workers only we cat call in our heads so we don’t offend that annoying liberal hippie fucks…

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Selfie Motorcycle Fail
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Gretchen Wilson Arrested for Bathroom Drama
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Tara Reid is a Fucking Legend
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Kendall Jenner – See Through
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Rat Cow is a Garbage Whore
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Georgia Fowler Cameltoe After Biking
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Chloe Grace is Fucking Ugly as Fuck
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Car Wreck at Brazil Races
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Kirstie Alley Seems Mental
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Dude on the Beach Creeping on Girl Asses While his Wife Watches
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Madison Beer Cleavage and Cameltoe
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David Blaine – New Trick
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Bianca Balti Slutty Gallery
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Instagram Girl of the Day
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Winona Ryder wants to Fuck Keanu Reeves
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Affleck Heading to Rehab.
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Criminal KO
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Nude Girls in Cars
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Affleck’s Hooker in a Bikini
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Sarah Jessica Parker Behind the Scenes Cleavage.
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Nude Redheads
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Kelsea Ballerini Some Slut
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Heidi Klum Titties of the Day
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Panties for the Panty Fetishist
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Nikki Glasser – Back Door Action
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Irina Shayk in Vogue
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Maisie Williams of the Day
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Lesbian Appreciation Post
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Stepmom Porn……
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Dawson Miller Big Tits in the Shower
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Girl who Squirts in a Public
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Classic Crackhead Hates Anal.
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Beach Sex
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Japanese Sex in Court
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Random Amateur Masturbating
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Lingerie Model and her Amazing Body
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They Call This TEEN DP
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Putri Cinta – Naked
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Nerd Spreads the Pussy
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2018

Aug

Shauna Sexton Bikini As Ben Affleck Goes to Rehab of the Day

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Jen Garner staged an intervention for Ben Affleck, because she has kids with him and has babied him like the bitch that he is all these years…and it’s pretty depressing to see a daddy issue woman keep going back to help her loser abusive husband…but when it’s rich people who fucking cares right….

So they’ve sent him off to rehab, but before they went, Jen Garner was in her bathing suit at Legoland amongst the kids to show the paparazzi that she’s still got it after all her Affleck kids and Affleck distress….because dude has put her through hell…but they are rich so how much hell can it really be….

I guess this was her saying to the people that no 22 year old fake whore model from one low level Playboy shoot, promoting the fuck out of fuckign Affleck…got shit on her…

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Here’s his whore at the beach being a whore trying to get as much attention as she can for being the girl Affleck fucked during a bender, not that she’s a girl, but a whore…

It was her big whore moment, you know getting a crackhead A-Lister, but most seasoned whores know, you gotta keep your damn whore mouth shut….and not call the paparazzi to get media attention for your whoring….it always backfires when a bitch tries to throw a dude under the bus when that bitch is a sex worker…they get blacklisted…

But I guess I appreciate her attempt, like so many whores don’t speak up and push their story because they don’t want to be blacklisted, and they end up ignored and alone and just a washed up whore who once fucked an A-Lister for a week.

I just don’t find her hot….or interesting…and feel she’s done some serious amateur moves for a professional….

Luckily – we can go back to forgetting who this low level trash cunt is….not memorable, not hot, not interesting….future porn chick…

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2018

Aug

Sara Sampaio Costa Rica Bikini of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is a Victoria’s Secret model who dates billionaires and who isn’t that interesting.

She was some Portuguese model who no one I know in Portugal every heard of, despite Portugal having a population of 2000 people, all fishermen, but that I like to think they pretend is a Portuguese model, because they don’t want the world to know the Victoria’s Secret people make robot women in their factory behind all the cheaply made, sweatshop panties…

What is interesting is that she made a fucking scene last year because a magazine she posed nude for posted the pics she signed off on…but is getting topless in Vogue because it’s Vogue…

Which isn’t even interesting…..these were the pics she whined about….

She’s just bullshit clickbait for social media, like all these girls are, the more hits they get on social media…the more they get paid by the evil brand that created her…but she’s in a bikini..lookin’ good I guess…I mean she dates billionaires….as these models do…..

Living that good travel life or something….

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2018

Aug

Lady Gaga Erotica of the Day

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I would say that I have no idea why Lady Gaga is exposing her ass in some photoshoot, but the truth is I know exactly why Lady Gaga is doing this, and it is the same reason we’ve all seen her naked numerous times before, and it is the same reason we’ve all see so many women naked before, it’s for self promotion through their sexualization…

Sure it’s easy, it’s basic, it’s simplistic, it’s nothing special and even obvious, I mean strippers have been using these tactics forever and most strippers I know are fucking retards….

But Gaga has been ugly her whole life, like dramatically ugly, which is why she learned how to play the piano and write songs, to be behind the scenes – so when she was given a chance to be a star, her dream, she fucking took it, and in taking it…came her going too far with it.

It was attention she craved, and got, along with so much money and she kept getting weirder and weirder to try to make us think she was authentic, an artist, not a hack….make more noise, more stunts, and with that came nudity…so it’s only logical that would continue…ass out…

The funny thing in all this is that I grabbed her ass before she was famous, unsolicited, she didn’t notice, she was in fishnets, I squeezed hard….but it’d be nice if she did and put some #metoo movement lawsuit on my like Taylor Swift did to the radio guy, because that’s what I want a WIKIPEDIA page for.

MY LEGACY….

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2018

Aug

Kendall Jenner Nipples with Her Dad of the Day

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Kendall Jenner and Bruce Jenner went out for Dinner for the paparazzi because they are fame whores that go out to dinner at trendy places where they know the paparazzi is going to be, to get seen and get their pics taken and their stories posted on the sites and tabloids….which is exactly why Kendall didn’t wear a bra…unless Bruce stole her bra from her…which is always possible because he was so jealous of all the attention the girls get that he cut off his fucking dick….instead of being institutionalized, they decided to make him a circus freak for the world to laugh at, because that’s how Kardashians work…it’s about the hype, the noise, not the substance and they’ll take any fucking casualty they can….

I do think having a dad cut off his dick and living a life would fuck up a normal person, but this family is so distorted….they don’t know what the fuck is going on….and will eventually come crashing down…

So, here’s some Kendall and her dad tits, intentional…..but I know you’re all more interested in seeing Bruce’s mauled and mangled genitals…I’m sure the sex tape will happen…it always does…unless he dies first…only time will tell.

This is unnatural, terrifying, mental fucking problems that America and brands celebrate…fuckers.

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2018

Aug

Elizabeth Hurley Topless and Wet of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley is swimming topless – because of course she is….

This is straight for her social media – her direct connection to her fans.

I don’t really know when she decided to post daily bikini pics, and now topless pics, but it came on so suddenly – like she had some kind of revelation or decided to piss off an ex boyfriend – or realized she was still hot, the fans still wanted to see her half naked, so why not get carried away and addicted to the feedback posting selfies like some kind of teen girl….because there was at least a decade that this babe disappeared and was forgotten…but then I guess social media roped her back in and figured she’s been paid so well for being in a bikini – why not give it out there for free….as PR to get bikini sales up….who knows, I don’t know, it’s all shameless, but so relevant and across the board with all the girls….it’s everywhere and I endorse it…even if it’s too old to get its period.

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