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Jutta Leerdam in a Bikini on a Boat of the Day

Golfer Paige Spiranac’s Big Titty Golf Porn of the Day

Bulldog Faced Salma Hayek’s Got Old Lady Tits of the Day

Anastasiia Mitina is the Instagram Of The Day

Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow Cultural Appropriation of the Day

2023

Oct

Rat Cow is Working Hard for Feminism of the Day

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I guess the good news in the retard world of clout chasing that we live in, where clout chasers like Rat Cow became the person that other clout chase, in a weird circle of fucking nobodies thinking they are somebodies and other nobodies with access to budget giving these nobodies money to do basically nothing of substance with, while just trying to be attached to some like that that person is important….it’s a scam people and Rat Cow, tits and all is just a giant fucking joke of a personality navigating her bullshit existence of being a set of tits that wants to be taken seriously…

She even scammed SONY into giving her a lot of money to shoot a podcast about OnlyFans with OnlyFans models, where their vapid and empty conversations left the audience even dumber than when they started, but as a BEST SELLING AUTHOR, because clout chasers need to read the original clout chasers bullshit work, in efforts to understand the clout chaser they are clout chasing, in hopes of learning how they are MORE than just their tits….when really they aren’t more than just her tits…

Anyway, the podcast was cancelled, even though it should have never been a thing and the mom of two tits and an actual baby is back at what she does…tits first for FEMINISM…or some other bullshit she’ll try to intellectualize because her dad’s an art teacher, so she’s educated….fools…

The only question left unanswered….are the tits real rat cow….probably as authentic as you’d expect them to be, being attached to her…

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2023

Oct

Sara Sampaio’s Tits Out for an ALO YOGA Event of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is probably one of the least interesting things out of Portugal, which may not be saying much since most things stay in Portugal, because according to all the retirment and expat articles I see, it seems to be the number one place to move to as North Americans, the affordable and friendly gateway to Europe, even people like Madonna have moved there, likely in hopes of finding the portal to hell where her keepers are waiting for her, or to evade taxes, but all this to say that Portugal is pretty great…> Sara Sampaio…not so much.

She’s a perfectly average looking Victoria’s Secret model from an era when they were supposed to bring us unrealistic body images to make the women in our lives hate themselves and thus fuck us more due to that hatred of themselves…

She’s almost so average that you’d think she was part of Victoria’s Secret’s woke programming that destroyed their business and that they claim to be returning to the hot chick.

She was at an ALO YOGA event, which is an instagram brand that people consider to be the top of the charts in terms of marketers, so that means she’s still mainstream and relevant, or trying to be by associating with the new mainstream and relevant like she did at Victoria’s Secret when they were mainstream and relevant…and she brought the tits out, which is obviously a strategy when you’re a weathered, middle aged, underwear from another era….

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2023

Oct

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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For a guy who’s only interest is seeing women nude, especially clothed women who aren’t already nude, the On/Off is a pretty good time….

You don’t have to be a lonely, sad, incel with a credit card looking to be scammed by some OnlyFans agency ready to hustle all your money out of you to appreciate chicks….even though society wants to make you feel like a lonely, sad, incel loser who can’t get laid when you get overly excited about chicks…like you’re still a horny teen…not realizing that you’re like that because the chick you have access to, who you married, is old, fat and bad fucking vibes….while new nude chicks bring hope of a better tomorrow…that one day the hell you are living will freeze over and you can go skiing on the new pussy you crave so bad….even if you’re too old, stroked out to actually deliver….you can use your mouth.

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2023

Oct

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Panties, like women, come in all shapes and sizes, all levels of filthy, all kinds of different smells….but unlike women, the worst shape, the highest level of filth, the most vile stomach churning stink can be the BEST of panties, if they live on the hottest of women..

A hot chick with a stinky ass and pussy, with terrible hygiene because she’s an addict, depressed, going through it, too hot to bother bathing because of her mental health issues that make her fear water and soap….is STILL a hot chick…

So this is an exploration of the fullback panty, which in my life was treated like an evil organization trying to kill your family and friends, you know like a hated uninvited guest thanks to marketing new styles of panties to keep “BIG PANTY” earning the billions because one you normalize period panties HANES HER WAY….you’re destroying your opportunity to sell premium panty to the idiot consumer…

When really, the hotter the panty is irrelevant, when all we need is the HOTTER the girl…

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2023

Oct

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnets aren’t just for alt girls who cut themselves.

They aren’t just for old ladies trying to live their best years of their life by fucking all the old guys at the old folks home now that their husband has dementia and doesn’t realize what’s going on….

They aren’t just for middle aged women who realize their husbands are addicted to porn and can’t be bothered with their boring asses anymore, that’s the mom ass that made them their babies, not a whore from the internet…..

They aren’t just for cross dresses or GOTHS trying to be their best Satanic version of themselves….

They are sold at the drug store, along with toothpaste and diaphragms, douches and plan b, condoms and anti-fungal cream, Tylenol and potato chips, Duct Tape and surgical gloves, make-up and yeast infection creams…..

Fishnets are for everyone….

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2023

Oct

Stella Hudgens Has Found Her Ass of the Day

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Stella Hudgens, the celebrity adjacent thanks to being a sister of a celebrity, who almost became a low level celebrity in her own right, thanks to being a sister of a celebrity, and who may have been an influencer on the take thanks to being a sister of a celeb, you know brands throwing smaller budgets at you to promote shit because they know her audience is the sister’s core audience that are obsessed with all things the sister, even the sister of the celebrity…

Anyway, to breakout from the shadow of the sister, while pursuing the sister fetish angle of “I’d like to fuck that celebrity’s sister”, she’s started an exclusive content platform that has primarily been about her decent sized tits, that I don’t really like, but that are still tits, so what’s not to like….

She’s started getting aggressive on the content production, not that it’s all that hard, and we’ll assume her sister is the one shooting her content and behind this whole thing, since the sister is a pro and can’t actually do this kind of content herself, but has in the past and loved the attention it got her..

But yeah, she lazily produces jerk off content for desperate people and despite being known for the tits in all her time as a “public figure” she’s migrated to showing off her ass….her new found love and I think there may be some visible asshole behind thong.

I guess Christmas is coming, she’s got gambling debts, because her hustle, that’s barely a hustle, but a hustle for her is clearly in motion…

AS people get more hardcore to keep the audience engaged, the paying customer is right, we’ll assume that in no time, we’ll have labia, insertion, orgasms, lesbian sex and then fucking…..vaginally, then anally, then group….it’s a process…but in the meantime, checkout the brown eye winking at you in morse code…saying “pull out your credit card, I’ve also included feet, for the REAL DEAL DESPERADOS”….

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2023

Oct

Zara Larsson’s Bikini of the Day

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Zara Larsson is a Swedish Singer, I’ve probably done posts on her before, probably because along with her being a Swedish Singer, she’s clever enough to strip down for social media for low level and simple marketing purposes.

She’s been in the Swedish singing game since she was 10 years old after being on some “GOT TALENT” show and in 2015 she did a campaign for a condom brand where she put a condom around her leg to prove that penises can’t be too big for condoms, not that you’ve ever used that line, but you know, she’s trying to rain on those big penises seeking unprotected sex, which may mean she’s doing the devil’s work.

The funny thing is she’s apparently also a man hater, she psoted that she hates all men because she’s a feminist and a man hater, while she’s out here posting content of herself in a bikini for the lesbians I guess…clearly she’s bullshit, but I’ll still look at the tits.

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2023

Oct

Bitch She’s Big Bella Thorne of the Day

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Bella Thorne’s pretty much disappeared, I guess she’s aged out, or just sized up, because she’s a big fucking broad and probably always was, but just not quite as big as she is now, and it’s almost terrifying….

There was a time when Bella Thorne was addicted to all the likes and follows and attention that a Disney Kid could get when taking on the social media platform, which is a platform a lot of idiots, who aren’t trained, who don’t have a budget, who haven’t already been marketed to the masses, still manage to excel.

Clearly, she did her job of destroying the society or the generation, teaching them all to sell nudes and be ridiculous on the internet for the money and the attention…

She is not a very good actress, but she’s one of their own, a puppet who despite being instagram trash and tabloid fodder, still taken seriously in the industry, still able to work, all while not being a good actress…and it’s all pretty wild…

Well, here she is in a bikini top….big titty…big broad broad…

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2023

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s always weird when you come across a camper looking feminist who looks like she doesn’t shave her armpits, like she hates men, like when she’s not able to ride her bike, she drives or even lives in an old Volvo or Subaru, probably rigged to run off cooking oil, you know for the environment because she’s nomadic ….

The totally overly “down to earth” in her lesbian sandals, or lesbian hipster boots, paint stained from her summer planting trees in the bush, while rocking a bush, which I am actually into.

Basically living the marketable because it is trendy homeless life, because she likely has rich parents that allow her to afford her bullshit lies about how she’s trying to control her carbon footprint or how she denounces mainstream with her flip phone…

Only to also be rocking a pair of skimpy leggings jacked up her fit from veganism and organic eating, and bike riding round ass ass..it’s that ass in leggings man, it always sucks me in…hot ass can be on an limbless, retard with a brain injury, no teeth, no fingernails, no vital organs, living off a motherfucking machine and I’ll jump in and try to bury my face in it…so I guess the lesbian soccer mom looking chick with a hot ass is hardly that weird to want to stare at…

Ass, like tits, powerful.

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2023

Oct

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Assholes…they are all the rage and they clearly know it because they won’t even let panties get in the way of their big reveal, their big debut, their big stage show….it’s like GET OUT OF HERE PANTY, I’m an asshole and I will let the world know it…kind like on social media, but with an actual asshole…

FUN

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